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User avatar #21 - halotalim (07/06/2013) [-]
So you think you had a hard childhood? Well screw you, it’s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house before I even hit 13, and I’ve never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was the bastard next door who was always beating the crap out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth anything. It’s not even like I had a choice, the town only had something like 9 people living in it, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick. She was flat as a pancake, sure, but damn, she was really hot. She must have been a sadist or something ’cause she always took pleasure in hitting me.

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know those types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah, they were so freaking creeper, and they had a cat which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear this thing would never shut up.

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town, getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokémon master.
#68 to #21 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
#65 to #21 - xjiicx (07/06/2013) [-]
You got me.... 10/10.
User avatar #60 to #21 - skumbaner (07/06/2013) [-]
I thought it was going to end with
"And I live in a pineapple under the sea"
#58 to #21 - stimtheone (07/06/2013) [-]
Ah, I remember when this was posted on /b/.

I loved the spongebob one far better.
User avatar #51 to #21 - A Pickle (07/06/2013) [-]

God damnit.
#49 to #21 - sisterblister (07/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #21 - subaqueousreach (07/06/2013) [-]
Jesse and James were 16...
#42 to #21 - sanguinesolitude (07/06/2013) [-]
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i was like is this whiny ************ serious talking about his childhood and **** ... wait. goddamnit

#35 to #21 - zakaizer (07/06/2013) [-]
I almost felt bad for you for a second there... But that was incredible
I almost felt bad for you for a second there... But that was incredible
#24 to #21 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Wah wah. You make your own childhood. You made yours ****** by succumbing to your circumstances.
#28 to #24 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Dude, you're why us Anons have a bad name. Stop being a dumbass and read the story. It's really funny.
#23 to #21 - krisaeron (07/06/2013) [-]
Good story. Lol'ed.
Good story. Lol'ed.
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