Youth in nature. Sloths are cool as . Worst. Childhood. EVER.. So you think you had a hard childhood? Well screw you, it’s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house before I even hit 13, and I’ve ne
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#10 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Shark babies eat each other in their mothers womb until only one remains.
User avatar #57 to #10 - kavtech (07/06/2013) [-]
Found that out watching naruto last week.
User avatar #14 to #10 - harbingerwolf (07/06/2013) [-]
There can be only one...
#30 to #10 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
There can be only one...
#16 to #10 - beerholder (07/06/2013) [-]
hyena pups eat each other the second they are born.
User avatar #33 to #10 - RisenLichen (07/06/2013) [-]
That's not every shark species. Some species actually lay their eggs. Only Tiger Shark babies do that
User avatar #43 to #33 - bothemastaofall (07/06/2013) [-]
great whites
User avatar #72 to #43 - RisenLichen (07/07/2013) [-]
Lay eggs
User avatar #73 to #72 - bothemastaofall (07/07/2013) [-]
"Great Whites’ young are called pups. While most species of sharks lay eggs, Great Whites give birth to 2-14 fully formed pups. When still inside the womb, they are nourished by eating smaller and weaker siblings and unfertilized eggs as they get no nourishment from a placenta. They are approximately 1.5m long when born and must fend for themselves as they are seen only as potential food by their mother."
library.thinkquest.org/06aug/01560/thegreatwhitefacts.html
#17 to #10 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Not all sharks i believe only tiger sharks do but i'm too lazy to check
User avatar #20 to #10 - payseht (07/06/2013) [-]
that's the most ******* metal thing I've read today
User avatar #11 - galaxyguy ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
D-Day was essentially like being a newborn turtle, except they were going from the sea onto land.
User avatar #48 to #11 - subaqueousreach (07/06/2013) [-]
And on that day over 7000 Canadian soldiers died... Very sad day for Canada...
#9 - blizzeh (07/06/2013) [-]
Humans love babies. Except their own kind
#13 to #9 - galkawhm (07/06/2013) [-]
Those little gators are so cute!
User avatar #32 to #9 - brettyoke (07/06/2013) [-]
Except their own kind? Are you implying that humans don't like human babies?...
User avatar #50 to #32 - subaqueousreach (07/06/2013) [-]
Actually he's got a point.

Typically, the baby of anything is found to be adorable, but because we are exposed to human babies on a near daily basis (seeing mothers with strollers, working at hospitals, etc.) we tend to form opinions on what we consider to be cute among babies and can find some to be ugly or unpleasant. In the very least, not cute.

The distinction is harder with animals, since to us they generally all look alike. Even if they do have obvious deformities, we tend to find them cuter as opposed to ugly.
User avatar #36 to #32 - mutzaki (07/06/2013) [-]
Ask any edgy teenager on FJ, and they will express how they hate kids and how babies are ugly, and that only puppies are cute.
User avatar #37 to #36 - brettyoke (07/06/2013) [-]
That's because everyone on FJ goes against the mainstream opinion because they know they'll get thumbed up by their fellow edgy internet faggots. It annoys the **** out of me, but most people do love human babies.
User avatar #39 to #37 - mutzaki (07/06/2013) [-]
They're usually adorable, but to be fair, they're mostly annoying when they're on a lengthy bus ride with you, screaming.
User avatar #40 to #39 - brettyoke (07/06/2013) [-]
I like babies I hate the creations that come out of their holes.
User avatar #41 to #40 - mutzaki (07/06/2013) [-]
That's a good way of putting it.
#25 to #9 - coolioplasm (07/06/2013) [-]
That is so 			*******		 cute.
That is so ******* cute.
User avatar #21 - halotalim (07/06/2013) [-]
So you think you had a hard childhood? Well screw you, it’s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house before I even hit 13, and I’ve never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was the bastard next door who was always beating the crap out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth anything. It’s not even like I had a choice, the town only had something like 9 people living in it, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick. She was flat as a pancake, sure, but damn, she was really hot. She must have been a sadist or something ’cause she always took pleasure in hitting me.

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know those types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah, they were so freaking creeper, and they had a cat which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear this thing would never shut up.

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town, getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokémon master.
#24 to #21 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Wah wah. You make your own childhood. You made yours ****** by succumbing to your circumstances.
#28 to #24 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Dude, you're why us Anons have a bad name. Stop being a dumbass and read the story. It's really funny.
User avatar #46 to #21 - subaqueousreach (07/06/2013) [-]
Jesse and James were 16...
#49 to #21 - sisterblister (07/06/2013) [-]
**sisterblister rolled a random image posted in comment #4910156 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** i love you
User avatar #60 to #21 - skumbaner (07/06/2013) [-]
I thought it was going to end with
"And I live in a pineapple under the sea"
#58 to #21 - stimtheone (07/06/2013) [-]
Ah, I remember when this was posted on /b/.

I loved the spongebob one far better.
#65 to #21 - xjiicx (07/06/2013) [-]
You got me.... 10/10.
#68 to #21 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/06/2013) [-]
10/10
10/10
#23 to #21 - krisaeron ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Good story. Lol'ed.
Good story. Lol'ed.
#35 to #21 - zakaizer (07/06/2013) [-]
I almost felt bad for you for a second there... But that was incredible
I almost felt bad for you for a second there... But that was incredible
User avatar #51 to #21 - A Pickle (07/06/2013) [-]
...




God damnit.
#42 to #21 - sanguinesolitude (07/06/2013) [-]
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i was like is this whiny ************ serious talking about his childhood and **** ... wait. goddamnit


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#4 to #1 - itzal (07/05/2013) [-]
Such majestics creatures
User avatar #5 to #4 - walkerjam (07/05/2013) [-]
Sloth Crossing the Street- I Believe I Can Fly Version
#59 - fezzo (07/06/2013) [-]
The only predator humans need to worry about are other humans.
User avatar #64 to #59 - darkangeloffire (07/06/2013) [-]
And hippos. Those ************* are vicious.
#34 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
While the turtle's childhood is usually rough think about all the stray puppies that are born on the streets, and besides people help baby turtles make it safely to the ocean very often
User avatar #27 - thewinkster (07/06/2013) [-]
Look how happy that baby sloth is. To be that happy is what I strive for.
#38 - sanguinesolitude (07/06/2013) [-]
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suprisingly i have a gif for that
#71 - SuperSixONE (07/06/2013) [-]
More like most metal childhood ever
More like most metal childhood ever
#15 - melikeyfunnyjunk (07/06/2013) [-]
**melikeyfunnyjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Poll Results 2 ** I think nature made it more of a challenge for them to survive because they can live on for more than a 100 years. Not that many species get that opportunity.
**melikeyfunnyjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Poll Results 2 ** I think nature made it more of a challenge for them to survive because they can live on for more than a 100 years. Not that many species get that opportunity.
User avatar #47 - zorororonoa (07/06/2013) [-]
Aww, look at the mommy sloth teaching her baby how to rape.
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#8 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Thumbed down because of a specific OP I will not give the dignity to mention.
#18 to #8 - hellomynameisgodsy (07/06/2013) [-]
What? phanact ?
What? phanact ?
User avatar #22 to #8 - broale (07/06/2013) [-]
thumbed up to spite you dick bag.
User avatar #19 to #8 - phanact (07/06/2013) [-]
>Thumbing down based on user rather than if a content is good/bad
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User avatar #61 to #26 - iamaniceperson (07/06/2013) [-]
The picture is really not revelent...
#70 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
/roll 9
User avatar #69 - Rileto (07/06/2013) [-]
I now want to become a professional baby turtle protector.
User avatar #54 - rollingguy (07/06/2013) [-]
I was expecting the last one to be a ****** ...
#3 - mraye (07/05/2013) [-]
There's also a chance the turtles will drown.
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