Youth in nature. Sloths are cool as shit. Worst. Childhood. EVER.. Shark babies eat each other in their mothers womb until only one remains.
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Youth in nature

Sloths are cool as shit

Worst.
Childhood.
EVER.
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Submitted: 07/05/2013
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#10 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Shark babies eat each other in their mothers womb until only one remains.
User avatar #21 - halotalim (07/06/2013) [+] (14 replies)
So you think you had a hard childhood? Well screw you, it’s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house before I even hit 13, and I’ve never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was the bastard next door who was always beating the crap out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth anything. It’s not even like I had a choice, the town only had something like 9 people living in it, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick. She was flat as a pancake, sure, but damn, she was really hot. She must have been a sadist or something ’cause she always took pleasure in hitting me.

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know those types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah, they were so freaking creeper, and they had a cat which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear this thing would never shut up.

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town, getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokémon master.
#9 - blizzeh (07/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Humans love babies. Except their own kind
User avatar #11 - galaxyguy (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
D-Day was essentially like being a newborn turtle, except they were going from the sea onto land.
#1 - walkerjam (07/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#59 - fezzo ONLINE (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The only predator humans need to worry about are other humans.
#38 - sanguinesolitude (07/06/2013) [-]
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suprisingly i have a gif for that
#34 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
While the turtle's childhood is usually rough think about all the stray puppies that are born on the streets, and besides people help baby turtles make it safely to the ocean very often
User avatar #27 - thewinkster (07/06/2013) [-]
Look how happy that baby sloth is. To be that happy is what I strive for.
#71 - SuperSixONE (07/06/2013) [-]
More like most metal childhood ever
More like most metal childhood ever
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#15 - melikeyfunnyjunk (07/06/2013) [-]
**melikeyfunnyjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Poll Results 2 ** I think nature made it more of a challenge for them to survive because they can live on for more than a 100 years. Not that many species get that opportunity.
**melikeyfunnyjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Poll Results 2 ** I think nature made it more of a challenge for them to survive because they can live on for more than a 100 years. Not that many species get that opportunity.
#8 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Thumbed down because of a specific OP I will not give the dignity to mention.
User avatar #19 to #8 - phanact (07/06/2013) [-]
>Thumbing down based on user rather than if a content is good/bad
#70 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
/roll 9
User avatar #69 - Rileto (07/06/2013) [-]
I now want to become a professional baby turtle protector.
User avatar #47 - zorororonoa (07/06/2013) [-]
Aww, look at the mommy sloth teaching her baby how to rape.
#3 - mraye (07/05/2013) [-]
There's also a chance the turtles will drown.
User avatar #54 - rollingguy (07/06/2013) [-]
I was expecting the last one to be a nigger...
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