You and I had different childhoods. . do What are weird things you did as a kid? (self/ ) submitted t month ago by’ C) apileofsocks W’ 94 comments share ll 94 c
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You and I had different childhoods

do What are weird things you did as a kid? (self/ )
submitted t month ago by’ C) apileofsocks
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a. [-] Jewell 28 poiints t month ago
v I used to put on somewhere between s- 10 pairs of shorts and go visit an elderly’ couple that lived a few houses
down. Upon arriving, I' d get them to guess how many pairs they thought I was wearing. Then I took each pair off
except for the last] to reveal the final count. They usually gave me powdered donuts afterwards. Then
I' d be on my way.
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#5 - allimhereforisnsfw (07/06/2013) [-]
Lucky bastard. When my elderly neighbors took off my shorts, all I got was therapy.
User avatar #6 to #5 - navadae (07/06/2013) [-]
Too far!...

you made me laugh and i feel weird now
User avatar #16 to #5 - smellyboner (07/06/2013) [-]
all i got was anal
User avatar #12 to #5 - badmonkey (07/06/2013) [-]
Not fair! I got the rapey
#2 - scant (07/06/2013) [-]
#4 - crazyinfamous (07/06/2013) [-]
well. okay, i guess
#14 - girguy (07/06/2013) [-]
I have an old cleaning lady that still comes to my house every Tuesday.
I would get two toy cars and sit in front of her and be like "this car is yours and this one is mine" and then I'd smash them into each other and say who won. This would usually go on for about 15 minutes.
User avatar #8 - asmodeu (07/06/2013) [-]
What's that ? They powdered your donut ?
#21 - pootybang (07/06/2013) [-]
This is a good story, i like this story.
This is a good story, i like this story.
User avatar #11 - dedaluminus (07/06/2013) [-]
You stripped for adults, then they gave you a white ring.
User avatar #17 - delphine (07/06/2013) [-]
when i was a little girl, i played with barbies just like any other girl. Except when I played barbies, I played things like "Himalayan Mountain Disaster" where two barbies would crash land in the Himalayan mountains. Both usually died tragically of exposure before help could arrive. in fact, most of the games involved a dramatic death scene.
#25 to #17 - hellokittyofdeath (07/06/2013) [-]
I would sometimes have murder and kidnapping stories. Sometimes rape.
I would sometimes have murder and kidnapping stories. Sometimes rape.
#27 to #17 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
2edgy4me
User avatar #7 - kingxddd (07/06/2013) [-]
******* lol'd

10/10 if troll
7/10 if copy pasta
User avatar #10 to #7 - ILIEKPEPSEE (07/06/2013) [-]
ohgod.jpg, speaking of copypasta
User avatar #24 to #7 - awsomesauceboi (07/06/2013) [-]
dont bring the cancer here summerfag
#22 to #7 - LovegoodJuggalo (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry you have the wrong site. You belong on /b/ jerking it with the other summerfags.
Oh, sorry you have the wrong site. You belong on /b/ jerking it with the other summerfags.
User avatar #9 to #7 - jibb (07/06/2013) [-]
Please. Don't.
#15 to #7 - RAPxMASTER (07/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - pockyrin (07/06/2013) [-]
Took each pair off one by one... was he being paid to strip tease?
#26 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
i used to put peanut butter and jelly sandviches in my VHS box. I just thought it would fit.
User avatar #23 - tonyxx (07/06/2013) [-]
I drank pickle juice
User avatar #18 - stupro ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
This was the first post in a while that made me laugh. Well done, OP.
#13 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Did nobody notice he said "then I took each pair off one-by-one (except the last)" which means he was still wearing shorts.
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