Top of My Class. .. When squeakers online threaten "my friend's a hacker" or some sort of empty threat along those lines, I always reply with "Your IP is <insert
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Submitted: 07/05/2013
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User avatar #5 - I Am Monkey (07/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
When squeakers online threaten "my friend's a hacker" or some sort of ******** empty threat along those lines, I always reply with "Your IP is <insert random long number>". It usually shuts them up right away.
#7 - insanepyromania (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
enlarge for intensified jewing
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#6 - thewaronbeingcool (07/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the 						****					 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that 						****					 to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're 						*******					 shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little &quot;clever&quot; comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 						****					 onion scented fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.
What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** onion scented fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.
#17 - infinitereaper (07/06/2013) [-]
And you know plenty of these internet ***** deserve it.
#16 - runswithdragons (07/06/2013) [-]
**runswithdragons rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Pokémon ** well then
User avatar #4 - austinmb **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
made me lol
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