Bed. Source: Imgur. iel,. That's because at night, your brain cellulose polarizes with circular theta hormones, which give you a feeling that it's light outside. This is why it's better  Bed Source: Imgur iel That's because at night your brain cellulose polarizes with circular theta hormones which give you a feeling that it's light outside This is why better
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - asmodeu
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That's because at night, your brain cellulose polarizes with circular theta hormones, which give you a feeling that it's light outside. This is why it's better to sleep with your eyes tapped wide open - so you can always see that it's dark all around you and force your brain's cellulose factory to think that it's dark.

In the morning, it's a completely different story. The localhost part of the brain, infuses dark iostreams into your eyeballs, making you feel tired. This is why it's a good idea to get really strong tape that should last the whole night, so your eyes will get infused with light iostreams in the morning and to stop your brain from polarizing with theta hormones at night.
#3 to #2 - BroadSword
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Looking for some tape now
#4 to #2 - anon id: 980bfe69
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So you're saying that we are like cat - scanning for the light before sleep and rest?
#5 to #2 - anon id: 8e886f8d
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Cheese balls
#10 to #2 - residentblackman
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User avatar #11 to #2 - thirdjess
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Dude **** that **** right off. It's hard enough to sleep without taping my eyes open. ****, man.
#13 to #2 - niggastolemyname
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User avatar #8 to #2 - visiting
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copy and paste is amazing isnt it
#9 to #2 - iamundecided
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User avatar #7 - bitchplzzz
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because you're still somewhat in sleep paralysis
User avatar #6 - thegamerslife
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I have a serious chronic insomnia issue and stay up through the night into the early morning, then sleep less than 6 hours. :/
#1 - anon id: 728809d1
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Therefore, stay up all night, sleep in the mornings. Never have to sleep uncomfortable again!