do you like my photos ?. do you like my photos....... or do you LIKE like my photos ?. NIH SURE IE M Mill M WHEN ll GIRL IS ' INRI " ME If IT Jill's' HAPPENS. I just automatically assume they're not hitting on me. do you like my photos ? or LIKE NIH SURE IE M Mill WHEN ll GIRL IS ' INRI " ME If IT Jill's' HAPPENS I just automatically assume they're not hitting on me
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#5 - heartlessrobot
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(07/05/2013) [-]
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I just automatically assume they're not hitting on me.
#53 to #5 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I thought you were a fag?
#54 to #53 - heartlessrobot
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I'm bisexual. I cock-whore on here but I also like chicks. But I think the rejection from girls I never even considered asking out is turning me gay. That and sparky.
#101 to #5 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I just automatically assume the form of a dump truck.

More than meets the eye...
#102 to #101 - heartlessrobot
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(07/06/2013) [-]
You. You deserve a blowjob for that.
#39 to #5 - drewv
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(07/06/2013) [-]
It sucks when you're actually attractive, but you have no self esteem.
#44 to #39 - heartlessrobot
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Sucks more when you're not attractive and have no self esteem.
#89 to #39 - dummerbaztard ONLINE
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one
#59 to #39 - ylegrand
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(07/06/2013) [-]
It's so annoying, I really don't know how to deal with girls hitting on me and I end up creeping them out.
#104 to #39 - UnclePimpzEX
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(07/06/2013) [-]
or are attractive but don't have a satisfactory body (me)
#98 to #39 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Oh that was right in the mutual feel
#90 to #39 - envinite
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Idk why, but with you saying attractive and have no self-esteem make me feel you're ugly
sorry
#107 to #90 - drewv
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(07/06/2013) [-]
A lot of people struggle with self esteem issues. I've met some incredibly attractive people who genuinely believe that they are ugly.
#2 - teranin ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I know that feeling, OP. I've definitely been places before, talked to girls while I had friends nearby, and had them tell me later I was being flirted with when I had absolutely no idea.
I know that feeling, OP. I've definitely been places before, talked to girls while I had friends nearby, and had them tell me later I was being flirted with when I had absolutely no idea.
#9 to #2 - randombitches
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(07/06/2013) [-]
When girls flirt usually they try to make it obvious. They cling onto everything you say, twirl their hair, and sometimes bat their eyes. Although I don't have as many girlfriends as I wish (dated 2 in total) I know when they're trying to flirt with you.
#10 to #9 - teranin ONLINE
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I'm just oblivious to it many times, when it's directed at me.
I'm just oblivious to it many times, when it's directed at me.
#15 to #2 - dogziller
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(07/06/2013) [-]
my mom clued me into my current girlfriend flirting with me and were now over a year together
#16 to #2 - RAPxMASTER
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(07/06/2013) [-]
i'm told i'm cute..which is awful, i've heard i was cute in the..i wanna hump your face way..then other girls just say im cute..which could be little brother cute. friend cute, or rape my face cute..it sucks...i can mistake anything at any time.
#6 to #2 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/05/2013) [-]
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oh god that feel. girl leaves and you turn to the friend or co-worker and say "boy she was pretty" and the female co-worker is like... "she was totally flirting with you, why didnt you ask her out?" Um... what?
#8 - lefish
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(07/06/2013) [-]
The worst is when it's ambiguous.
#11 to #8 - ambiguous **User deleted account**
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(07/06/2013) [-]
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#49 - CXJokerXD
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(07/06/2013) [-]
>Leaving gym after 2 hour work out   
>sweaty as all hell   
>**** yea walk   
>girl at front counter to my left   
>she smiles and waves   
>I smile back and keep walking   
>towards the entrance   
>look to my right to see who she was waving at   
>no one but me   
> MFW i've been on this planet long enough to know if a girl is waving at me, it's because the person she knows is behind me.
>Leaving gym after 2 hour work out
>sweaty as all hell
>**** yea walk
>girl at front counter to my left
>she smiles and waves
>I smile back and keep walking
>towards the entrance
>look to my right to see who she was waving at
>no one but me
> MFW i've been on this planet long enough to know if a girl is waving at me, it's because the person she knows is behind me.
#30 - luthervonappledorf
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(07/06/2013) [-]
>Be me, first day of college   
>Notice cute girl noticing me in photography class (Inb4 instgramfag)   
>We hang out a lot, get to know each other pretty well   
>She flirts with me a lot, never really noticed but it gets more obvious   
>One day she's playfully flirting   
>Calls me innocent names and **** because we always called each other names   
>She keeps calling me short (Because I am but it kinda annoys me after a while)   
>Suddenly, she kisses me   
>I stand there shocked for a while   
>Didn't know how to react so just got a bit angry and she backed off   
>We've been best friends ever since and it ******* sucks because I was so ******* close and ****** it up.
>Be me, first day of college
>Notice cute girl noticing me in photography class (Inb4 instgramfag)
>We hang out a lot, get to know each other pretty well
>She flirts with me a lot, never really noticed but it gets more obvious
>One day she's playfully flirting
>Calls me innocent names and **** because we always called each other names
>She keeps calling me short (Because I am but it kinda annoys me after a while)
>Suddenly, she kisses me
>I stand there shocked for a while
>Didn't know how to react so just got a bit angry and she backed off
>We've been best friends ever since and it ******* sucks because I was so ******* close and ****** it up.
#64 to #30 - thekinganon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
You got angry?! wtf!?
#69 to #64 - lolme
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(07/06/2013) [-]
It's a shock thing, people react differently when they get surprised. Some laugh if you scare them while others get pissed, not something you can controll as it happens so fast.
#65 to #30 - ghouleyed
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(07/06/2013) [-]
You've kissed a girl!   
   
   
Whoa Congratz man.   
I've never even got close to any girls since they run in fear when i walk nearby.
You've kissed a girl!


Whoa Congratz man.
I've never even got close to any girls since they run in fear when i walk nearby.
#67 to #30 - darkdragonswrath
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(07/06/2013) [-]
>calls you short
>you hate that
>use GIF of Edward Elric
>also hates it when people call him short
have a thumb
#74 to #67 - luthervonappledorf
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Because Ed and Winry is pretty much me and the girl. Also, I ******* love FMA.
#72 to #30 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/06/2013) [-]
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I dont get it. She kisses you and you get angry... fine whatever. but you never tell her you actually liked it and were just confused, you dont try to kiss her when you recover like 2 seconds later.
how are you just friends if she wants you and you apparently want her.
She probably thinks you dont find her attractive.
You have more than one chance you know, like... goddamnit nevermind.

you made me rage a little at your retardedness
#75 to #72 - luthervonappledorf
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Because I didn't know what to do. It came out of nowhere in the middle of a conversation and I was already a little pissed so I just couldn't really process what to do.
#76 to #75 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/06/2013) [-]
but... i mean its not like you never talked to her again.

"about yesterday when you kissed me, sorry i freaked out I was just confused but i like you alot too"
boom sex

ya dun ****** up brah
#80 to #76 - luthervonappledorf
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Honestly, I was beta as **** back then. She was an 8-9/10 and I was maybe a 4-5, pretty ******* shy and weird. So at the time, all I could think was, why would she want to be with me? She's the type of girl you see all the guys crowded around and all the girls are friends with.
#81 to #80 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/06/2013) [-]
well my rage has turned to sadness. Was this a long time ago?
#83 to #81 - luthervonappledorf
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Almost 3 years ago. We are still really good friends, stay around each others and what not.   
   
If I still think there's a tiny chance next time I see her, I'm going to for it. **** the consequences and what may not happen. Being a beta has gone now and in the words of Tallahassee...
Almost 3 years ago. We are still really good friends, stay around each others and what not.

If I still think there's a tiny chance next time I see her, I'm going to for it. **** the consequences and what may not happen. Being a beta has gone now and in the words of Tallahassee...
#86 to #83 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/06/2013) [-]
just be like. "hey remember that time you kissed me, I totally had a crush on you and you scared me. I still do"
#87 to #86 - luthervonappledorf
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Well we have a habit of being close and 'coupley' any way so that'll probably work. Either that or just take her out for a meal (We usually do when we meet up), give her the best night of her life and just be like, 'You know, every since you first spilled mayo on my shoes, I kind of always knew I'd grow to love you. And I know that in someway, I always have and I know that you feel the same.'

Thanks for the advice.
#94 to #87 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I wasn't involved in this conversation, but I wish ou the best of luck, mate.
#106 to #94 - luthervonappledorf
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Thank you Anon. It means a lot.
#52 to #30 - dogziller
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(07/06/2013) [-]
well well well
#46 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-REPOST
#70 to #46 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/06/2013) [-]
they all are
#56 to #46 - phycopath
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(07/06/2013) [-]
******************** OFF
#14 - zarkaronx
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(07/06/2013) [-]
>at Gettysburg at Devils Den visiting from out of state vacation   
>Lots of rocks that you can climb on   
>My 2 friends and I are climbing the rocks looking bad ass   
>I look better than them and I'm better at it too   
>dad calls me over and hes standing with two girls my age or around it (18)   
>bad ass dad sets me up to talk to these two girl one 8/10 other 6.9/10   
>they are obviously interested in me   
>first thing I say "Dad you know I have a girlfriend!" (this is true)   
>MFW   
>the girls sigh and follow me around the rest of the time we are at devils den   
>I try to step my friends up   
>no good   
>damn it feels good to be a gangster   
   
this is gonna get thumbed down because everyone on the internet is suppose to be ugly, fat, and stupid therefore my story cant be true.
>at Gettysburg at Devils Den visiting from out of state vacation
>Lots of rocks that you can climb on
>My 2 friends and I are climbing the rocks looking bad ass
>I look better than them and I'm better at it too
>dad calls me over and hes standing with two girls my age or around it (18)
>bad ass dad sets me up to talk to these two girl one 8/10 other 6.9/10
>they are obviously interested in me
>first thing I say "Dad you know I have a girlfriend!" (this is true)
>MFW
>the girls sigh and follow me around the rest of the time we are at devils den
>I try to step my friends up
>no good
>damn it feels good to be a gangster

this is gonna get thumbed down because everyone on the internet is suppose to be ugly, fat, and stupid therefore my story cant be true.
#73 to #14 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/06/2013) [-]
more annoying that its a pointless story bragging about how cool you are.

should have ****** them both, even your dad realized your current girlfriend was ****** in comparison. I bet he was disappointed in you.
#26 to #14 - spooooon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
That's a cool story, my dad always would try to hook me up with girls too but I was always to nervous and neurotic. And I went to Gettysburg on vacation once, it was pretty rad.
#51 to #26 - imnotironman
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(07/06/2013) [-]
My dad thinks im gay.

lets hope he dosent try hooking me up with someone.
#61 to #51 - ylegrand
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(07/06/2013) [-]
haha this.
My mom often thought I was gay because I didn't have a girlfriend but did have condoms in my room.
I would always put my comdoms in my backpocket of my jeans and forget to take them out before washing.
#88 to #61 - brettyoke
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(07/06/2013) [-]
You should try hiding them in your fedora next time.
#24 - thisotherdude
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I like to look at it like this, I'm scrawny, pale, ugly, and kind of a cunt, so no woman would ever hit on me. Simply put, it's pretty safe to assume it never happens... Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go find a nice corner to cry in for about 10 minutes.
I like to look at it like this, I'm scrawny, pale, ugly, and kind of a cunt, so no woman would ever hit on me. Simply put, it's pretty safe to assume it never happens... Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go find a nice corner to cry in for about 10 minutes.
#29 to #24 - luthervonappledorf
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro
I know that feel bro
#105 to #24 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I love scrawny pale guys. As long as you've got a cute face, good hygiene and good hair, you're set. Plenty of girls are grossed out by tan/muscly dudes.
#109 to #105 - thisotherdude
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(07/07/2013) [-]
>Good hair
>Cute face
>Good hygiene

Yeah... No... Well the hygiene part is debatable at least.
#34 to #24 - triforcecollector
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(07/06/2013) [-]
i'm basically the opposite (except ugly), i'm fat, dark, not sure what acting like a cunt means lol, yeah no woman ever hit on me and most likely never will, but don't stop trying i didn't and i'm in a lot of friend zones... maybe some day someone will overlook looks and look at personality , so just be nice lol.... btw lots of my friends say i look like muscle man yeah i'm pretty ugly lol
#55 to #34 - axlsummer
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(07/06/2013) [-]
then do something for your appearance! i had weight problems because i was a never commited to doing regular exercise. i finally joined a gym this year in february, went there 4 times a week, watched what i eat and already i've lost 26kg. i still wanna lose more weight and even though the gym was a pain in the ass at first i am now motivated as **** and your friends noticing your weight loss and encouraging you is a great feeling.
#110 to #55 - triforcecollector
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(07/09/2013) [-]
actually i am in marching band from July to December , and then i have baseball from February to early May so i'm pretty active i do eat more than others, but during marching band i only eat twice a day since i'm at school all day.. i really don't know why i don't lose weight lol
#111 to #110 - triforcecollector
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(07/09/2013) [-]
gif isn't working lol
gif isn't working lol
#38 to #34 - viscerys ONLINE
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Being a cunt is a general reference to being an asshole.
#35 to #24 - triforcecollector
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#58 to #24 - sweetdickwilly
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Hey man, they're not gonna come to you if you don't have a reason for them to. Work out, get a tan, and don't be a cunt.
#96 to #58 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
The thing is women like cunts, that're nice on occasions.
#42 - weenieandthebutt
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(07/06/2013) [-]
With me, I usually get the girl who seems interested to talk to me, reciprocate in conversation and even laugh at my jokes (or general statements/stories). Then the next moment, they just suddenly don't seem interested or somewhat avoidant.
#43 to #42 - sailorstarsun
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I'm having the complete opposite problem. There's a guy who I really enjoyed talking to, then I developed a serious crush on him and now I'm too shy to talk to him much at all and run away whenever I see him because I'm pathetic.
#47 to #43 - weenieandthebutt
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I just came back from a nightout not too long ago and I feel kinda hurt that my ex crush is into my friend instead and that she'd tried to kiss him a couple of times. It still ******* hurts. I tried chatting up a few girls last night and the first, she laughed at my jokes, we met up randomly on dancefloor, she chat but then she ******* leaves me for another guy. The second, her alphamale boyfriend came and tried to intimidate me (though I stood my ground). The third, we engaged in deep conversation but when she left for her friend, she gave me her bloody FB ad instead of her number. The forth, I tried dancing with them on the dancefloor only to get kicked on the balls. It's frustrating because unlike all the other betas, I workout, I eat healthily and take pride in my body and general appearance (though not to say I'm exactly stunning or anything) and I'm not shy (even when sober).

As for you, you should seriously have the leverage since women are more sexually valuable in the dating game as dictated by evolution and natural selection. As long as you're pretty enough (and that you aren't too intense or a bitch), then you should be just fine. The worst a guy could do is put you down gently. As for girls, rather than the simple "no"'s, I've had glares, I've been told to **** off, they'd ignore me or shun me, or in some cases even physically push me away.
#68 to #47 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I've been told I'm sexy by several girls and I know it. The thing is my shyness and some aspects of my personality have probably been what's kept me from having a girlfriend. I actually asked this girl out once, and the day before the date she ******* cancels. She does the whole "lets be friends thing". I actually try to be friends and she just acts weird and sort of distances herself. Then I see her at a party a few months later. I don't go up to her, but the entire time she's looking at me like she realizes that she missed out on something good. But I don't care. I'm done with her.
#95 to #47 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
With the fb thing, if you're ever in that situation again, say you don't go on it much and it'd be much easier to text her or some ****. Always worked for me.
#21 - iliekcereal
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(07/06/2013) [-]
"lol derp you're so cute. lets hang out sometime. (some flirting about sex or whatever). I had a dream about you lol. some other **** blah blah blah ;);););););););)"
"lol I don't like you that way anon we're just friends just because I'm nice to you doesn't mean I'm flirting"

*starts dating your friend*