Blonde Jokes. . BEES lai_ Purim: grrimm why are (luis so shed? so men can remember them this teem; an unexpected turn Not if you just asked tor directions.. Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either.
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Submitted: 07/05/2013
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User avatar #1 - heartlessrobot (07/05/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either.
#7 - geometric (07/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Real men don't need directions.    
   
We can smell civilization miles away.
Real men don't need directions.

We can smell civilization miles away.
User avatar #16 - RlCK (07/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Men do not get lost..we just discover alternate destinations
User avatar #19 - welfarekid (07/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I have my pride, I don't need fucking directions.
#24 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Did funnyjunk just thumb up a post that lightheartedly poked fun at males, and noone started an anti-feminist rant? Either this is an alternate dimension or I'm really proud of you guys.
#29 - Kairyuka (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't get lost, I just go on spontaneous adventures!
I don't get lost, I just go on spontaneous adventures!
User avatar #11 - awesomenessdefined (07/06/2013) [-]
How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.
User avatar #12 - redrex (07/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
uhh, i don't think that person knows that blonde hair is not gender specific
User avatar #15 to #12 - WtfStrawberries ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I really haven't ever heard a blonde joke that wasn't about a female.
just saying
User avatar #62 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What's it called when a blonde dies her hair black?

Borrowed intelegence.
User avatar #63 to #62 - kaiizel (07/06/2013) [-]
*intelligence
User avatar #2 - spyter (07/05/2013) [+] (10 replies)
is that ygritt on the iron throne?
#6 to #2 - esmebuffay ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
No, but it should be.
No, but it should be.
#56 - cuppycakechick (07/06/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.
#80 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
is it just me or are all the people who wrote on that post women
#73 - iftheshoefits (07/08/2013) [-]
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#53 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
there are no blonde jokes...it is all true!
#13 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
Never ask for directions!!!
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