it hurts. no words just tears. Geting an erection thats so hard it hurts. >get random erection >so hard it hurts >fap to relieve pressure of boner against jeans >orgasm.jpg >immediately feel dirty inside, porn is repuls
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it hurts

no words just tears

Geting an erection thats
so hard it hurts
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#2 - satnaam (07/05/2013) [+] (20 replies)
**satnaam rolls 336**

guy things

Sitting in class, looking around thinking.
"Id **** her, her, maybe her but ima fantasize about it anyway."
#4 to #3 - satnaam (07/05/2013) [-]
Guy things

Jerk off and think immediately afterwards
"...I'm sick, why did i think of that."

and repeat.
#16 - banditowolf (07/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>get random erection   
>so hard it hurts   
>fap to relieve pressure of boner against jeans   
>orgasm.jpg   
>immediately feel dirty inside, porn is repulsive   
>start thinking of relationships and how I dont have one   
>feelsbadman   
>repeat   
   
such is life of man
>get random erection
>so hard it hurts
>fap to relieve pressure of boner against jeans
>orgasm.jpg
>immediately feel dirty inside, porn is repulsive
>start thinking of relationships and how I dont have one
>feelsbadman
>repeat

such is life of man
#15 - arkanios (07/05/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Masterbating so hard that the skin peels off and the shaft bleeds whenever you get an erection until the wound heals completely.

Just guy things.
#38 - TheCynic (07/06/2013) [-]
Those kinds of hardons are satisfying. It's like my cock is trying to rip out of itself and into the closest vagina it can find. And then when you wank it off, it becomes all that more relieving.
#71 - jilliebean (07/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Any other girls find this strangely arousing?


Just me? Okay...
User avatar #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
the feeling of shame after you fap.. gets me every time..
#63 - sandynipples (07/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
This can actually happen?   
I'm a woman so i wouldn't know
This can actually happen?
I'm a woman so i wouldn't know
#72 to #63 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Also, permanent damage from circumcision can make erections hurt.  Like every single one I've ever had.
Also, permanent damage from circumcision can make erections hurt. Like every single one I've ever had.
User avatar #33 - slendermanspenis ONLINE (07/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Can this actually happen?
User avatar #37 to #33 - fukkentyranitar (07/06/2013) [-]
Unfortunately...
#105 - cocainecowboy (07/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
or when you wake up in the morning with wood and you're laying flat on your stomach and its so hard it kinda hurts but feels good at the same time...

anyone?
User avatar #42 - mondominiman (07/06/2013) [-]
> Getting a random boner/ half chub when you go to get food and you have to walk at an angle so you don't have to explain why you have an erection in the kitchen.
User avatar #40 - reyden (07/06/2013) [-]
well, ladies, it's not me that it's gonna hurt
User avatar #47 - lordoftheflies (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That sounds kinda hot to be honest. If my boyfriend were to tell me that, I would **** him then and there.
#101 - triggathepirate (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*******					 hell those are terrible at the wrong moments.
******* hell those are terrible at the wrong moments.
#59 - infinitereaper (07/06/2013) [-]
It really does hurt when it gets too hard.
It really does hurt when it gets too hard.
#8 - gaminggenus (07/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Getting*   
that's*
Getting*
that's*
User avatar #10 to #8 - sirnigga (07/05/2013) [-]
i'm so sorry
User avatar #18 - travismackie (07/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I get strange stomach cramps sometimes because of this... so women aren't the only ones!
User avatar #27 - kinglobster (07/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
only hurts when its in my pants
User avatar #64 - rhiaanor ONLINE (07/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>get random and uncomfortable boner in class
>presentation day
>you're next


And thus, you die a little inside while attempting to quell it with repulsive images in your head, but it just doesn't work. Also you are wearing basketball shorts.
#75 to #64 - victorianfancyman (07/06/2013) [-]
I tend to draw a lot of attention to it on purpose, it's how i cope.

One time I was giving a speech in my English class with a raging boner and I just stopped and started doing jumping jacks and the entire class went hysterical.

Gives new meaning to funnyjunk


(Boners>Periods)
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