it hurts. no words just tears. Geting an erection thats so hard it hurts. >get random erection >so hard it hurts >fap to relieve pressure of boner against jeans >orgasm.jpg >immediately feel dirty inside, porn is repuls
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#16 - banditowolf (07/05/2013) [-]
>get random erection   
>so hard it hurts   
>fap to relieve pressure of boner against jeans   
>orgasm.jpg   
>immediately feel dirty inside, porn is repulsive   
>start thinking of relationships and how I dont have one   
>feelsbadman   
>repeat   
   
such is life of man
>get random erection
>so hard it hurts
>fap to relieve pressure of boner against jeans
>orgasm.jpg
>immediately feel dirty inside, porn is repulsive
>start thinking of relationships and how I dont have one
>feelsbadman
>repeat

such is life of man
User avatar #195 to #16 - senseiweasel (07/11/2013) [-]
I call this phenomenon "Post Masturbatory Self-Loathing".
#82 to #16 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
i know that feel man
~ratchat
#96 to #16 - advicedude (07/06/2013) [-]
>such is life of man
#87 to #16 - bobbysilk (07/06/2013) [-]
Every time I'm done, I want to go home and rethink my life.
#154 to #87 - outerfiend (07/06/2013) [-]
>go home
#38 - TheCynic (07/06/2013) [-]
Those kinds of hardons are satisfying. It's like my cock is trying to rip out of itself and into the closest vagina it can find. And then when you wank it off, it becomes all that more relieving.
#71 - jilliebean (07/06/2013) [-]
Any other girls find this strangely arousing?


Just me? Okay...
#168 to #71 - thisiswrong (07/06/2013) [-]
since you said that I got aroused that you got aroused....thats a weird circle....the circle of life!
#184 to #168 - jilliebean (07/06/2013) [-]
Haha it's biology at work, I suppose! ;)
Haha it's biology at work, I suppose! ;)
#79 to #71 - sirnigga (07/06/2013) [-]
you heard him
#105 - cocainecowboy (07/06/2013) [-]
or when you wake up in the morning with wood and you're laying flat on your stomach and its so hard it kinda hurts but feels good at the same time...

anyone?
#143 to #105 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
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i sometimes thigh rubber bands on my penis and it swells up, it hurts but feels good at the same time
User avatar #107 to #105 - sirnigga (07/06/2013) [-]
honestly yes
#110 to #107 - cocainecowboy (07/06/2013) [-]
oh thank god
oh thank god
#15 - arkanios (07/05/2013) [-]
Masterbating so hard that the skin peels off and the shaft bleeds whenever you get an erection until the wound heals completely.

Just guy things.
User avatar #44 to #15 - vicsix (07/06/2013) [-]
I am embarrassed to say I have done that.
User avatar #172 to #44 - nsfwbrowserv (07/06/2013) [-]
Don't be embarrassed.
#LeHardcoreFappers
User avatar #176 to #172 - vicsix (07/06/2013) [-]
Another thing is NEVER JERK IT WITH SHAMPOO. It may feel good for a while, but it will make your dicks skin dry up and peel. It is an excruciating pain.
User avatar #178 to #176 - nsfwbrowserv (07/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know.
Did it with soap.
If you go fast it'll work, but if you do it too often you'll dry it out or if you take too long it'll also dry out.
User avatar #179 to #178 - vicsix (07/06/2013) [-]
yeah. Conditioner hurts just plain. The best unconventional lube is Germ-X by far.
User avatar #180 to #179 - nsfwbrowserv (07/06/2013) [-]
What about spit?
User avatar #182 to #180 - vicsix (07/06/2013) [-]
yeah, If you want. I did that a couple times, and the after piss, if you get spit in your urethra then you piss it out. It's actually a bit too messy, and can clog your dick hole a little.
User avatar #49 to #15 - pulluspardus (07/06/2013) [-]
which is why you shouldn't use your penis as a fish bait.
User avatar #17 to #15 - sirnigga (07/05/2013) [-]
cringed
#2 - satnaam (07/05/2013) [-]
**satnaam rolls 336**

guy things

Sitting in class, looking around thinking.
"Id **** her, her, maybe her but ima fantasize about it anyway."
#9 to #2 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm sorry guise, I know girls are not very healthy sometimes but... I am a proud owner of a vagina right now.
User avatar #97 to #9 - Saeka (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't think it's customary to refer to them as property anymore.
User avatar #106 to #97 - damakorithus (07/06/2013) [-]
yeah, they're considered pets now.
User avatar #119 to #2 - bowlerpipe (07/06/2013) [-]
**bowlerpipe rolls 1,362**

Guy things

Fapping into the pudding on snack day
User avatar #150 to #2 - jtastic (07/06/2013) [-]
Guy Things
*1 minute left in class*
please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner
*Gets boner*
#3 to #2 - satnaam (07/05/2013) [-]
Guy things

Hoping the girls around you ask you to eat their pussy.
#4 to #3 - satnaam (07/05/2013) [-]
Guy things

Jerk off and think immediately afterwards
"...I'm sick, why did i think of that."

and repeat.
User avatar #23 to #4 - richiehf (07/05/2013) [-]
**Thinking*

"I'd totally stick my cock in her mouth while she sleeps."
Then,
"Wait.. what if someone here can read minds?! .. If you can read my mind, **** you."
#24 to #23 - richiehf (07/05/2013) [-]
Why did it make a kiss emoticon?
User avatar #171 to #23 - nsfwbrowserv (07/06/2013) [-]
I always thought someone tapped my computer or some **** .
#133 to #4 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
shame is part of the process....
#36 to #3 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Eat my pussy.
#56 to #2 - ordog (07/06/2013) [-]
And then the teacher asks you to go to the front of the classroom and do something.
And then the teacher asks you to go to the front of the classroom and do something.
User avatar #104 to #56 - folkflunky (07/06/2013) [-]
Once I politely told my teacher: "Miss, I would. But I have a boner that's so hard it hurts, so I would prefer to do not. Thank you."
User avatar #108 to #104 - dirtydollar (07/06/2013) [-]
too bad that never happened
User avatar #109 to #108 - folkflunky (07/06/2013) [-]
It's 100% legit, I swear
User avatar #192 to #109 - ifuhq (07/10/2013) [-]
do u swer on ur mum m8?
User avatar #193 to #192 - folkflunky (07/10/2013) [-]
I swer on me mum, 100% legit.
User avatar #194 to #193 - ifuhq (07/10/2013) [-]
Well... okay then.
User avatar #40 - reyden (07/06/2013) [-]
well, ladies, it's not me that it's gonna hurt
User avatar #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/05/2013) [-]
the feeling of shame after you fap.. gets me every time..
User avatar #46 to #22 - Kingsteveooo (07/06/2013) [-]
Shame??

What team goes into a big game without going for practices??
User avatar #25 to #22 - euthyphro (07/05/2013) [-]
Shame?
I don't think I've ever felt shame after masturbating. I often see many comments like yours, but I have never experienced this "shame after stroking it" feeling, so I can't really empathize with you. So I ask, please educate me as to why you're ashamed?
User avatar #52 to #25 - wilfredfanforever (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't know why exactly. Like Before I do it it seems like the best idea in the world but once the dirty deed is done and over, I just look at the computer screen and I'm like, ".. c'mon man, that's someone's daughter." I don't, I just feel like filth afterwards.
#111 to #52 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Do you only get it if you're watching porn? Not sure if it's the same for guys but I am a chick and I don't feel ashamed if I am just using my imagination, only if I am watching porn. It just suddenly looks really gross and degrading.
User avatar #187 to #111 - wilfredfanforever (07/06/2013) [-]
yeah, just porn.
#39 to #25 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
its this weird feeling of regret for fapping its like at first your like "well imma go fap" but then you finish and you think "man im like the scum of the earth" its a weird shameful regretful feeling
User avatar #51 to #25 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/06/2013) [-]
Maybe it's shame because he has no girlfriend instead.
#59 - infinitereaper (07/06/2013) [-]
It really does hurt when it gets too hard.
It really does hurt when it gets too hard.
User avatar #42 - mondominiman (07/06/2013) [-]
> Getting a random boner/ half chub when you go to get food and you have to walk at an angle so you don't have to explain why you have an erection in the kitchen.
User avatar #27 - kinglobster (07/05/2013) [-]
only hurts when its in my pants
User avatar #28 to #27 - sirnigga (07/05/2013) [-]
you win every thing now this was wonderful good sir
#63 - sandynipples (07/06/2013) [-]
This can actually happen?   
I'm a woman so i wouldn't know
This can actually happen?
I'm a woman so i wouldn't know
#120 to #63 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Yes. Daily for me.
User avatar #173 to #63 - nsfwbrowserv (07/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I'd imagine having sandy nipples is more uncomfortable.
User avatar #85 to #63 - darkangeloffire (07/06/2013) [-]
Happened to me once, but that specific video was... well it gave me a painful boner so it was really good.
#65 to #63 - mcswoof (07/06/2013) [-]
Yes
Yes
User avatar #66 to #65 - sandynipples (07/06/2013) [-]
Why?
#67 to #66 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
sometimes a boy just have an increase in the blood flow to his penis during an erection and it may hurt because it is so engorged with blood. masturbating or a cold wash cloth on your penis might help release the trapped blood in your penis
#68 to #67 - sandynipples (07/06/2013) [-]
Thanks for teaching me something today anon.
Thanks for teaching me something today anon.
#72 to #63 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Also, permanent damage from circumcision can make erections hurt.  Like every single one I've ever had.
Also, permanent damage from circumcision can make erections hurt. Like every single one I've ever had.
User avatar #74 to #72 - sandynipples (07/06/2013) [-]
That's harsh. I'm sorry
User avatar #167 to #72 - adrilazzaro (07/06/2013) [-]
i dont think that gif has ever mean so relevant to the comment
User avatar #166 - superafromanxd (07/06/2013) [-]
Guy things

Making sure your nuts always smell fresh for that surprise blowjob some stranger will one day give you
User avatar #169 to #160 - ponyfcker (07/06/2013) [-]
Does anyone have that "midgets anal fisting" one
#101 - triggathepirate (07/06/2013) [-]
*******		 hell those are terrible at the wrong moments.
******* hell those are terrible at the wrong moments.
#118 - llanox (07/06/2013) [-]
The lightbulb did well today. I knew it could do it.
The lightbulb did well today. I knew it could do it.
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