Partle. Made by: successburger.. My inability to follow directions caused me to see this as a man lying on his back with his arm in a sling.
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#1 - kidsquicker (07/05/2013) [-]
My inability to follow directions caused me to see this as a man lying on his back with his arm in a sling.
User avatar #173 to #1 - neofirefly (07/06/2013) [-]
I did the same thing, I thought he was shooting portals out his ass
User avatar #19 - sisupisici (07/05/2013) [-]
that does not happen when light passes through a prism
#192 to #19 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Guns do not shoot transdimensional portals, so I think the joke is safe anyway.
User avatar #195 to #19 - anonymoose ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude it wont!
#103 to #19 - azroth (07/06/2013) [-]
Well then, I'd put a knife in front of the gun and cut the portal in half to make two!
Well then, I'd put a knife in front of the gun and cut the portal in half to make two!
User avatar #110 to #103 - kiermatv (07/06/2013) [-]
so... knife-gun?
User avatar #114 to #110 - cresel (07/06/2013) [-]
no a portal gun with a knife stuck on it
User avatar #116 to #114 - kiermatv (07/06/2013) [-]
dude, cool your jets, it was implied sarcasm
User avatar #117 to #116 - cresel (07/06/2013) [-]
I EXPRESSED NO ANGER IN THAT STATEMENT I THOUGHT U LITERALLY MEANT A GUN THAT SHOOTS KNIVES I AM SORRY
User avatar #120 to #117 - kiermatv (07/06/2013) [-]
it's cool, it's cool, I apologize for the confusion
User avatar #20 to #19 - smittywrbmnjnsn (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, you'd just get an elongated portal, that would probably tear you when you walked through it.
#34 to #8 - takaneuva (07/05/2013) [-]
Been using this a lot recently
#42 - whichever ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
I don't think portals are just light
User avatar #48 to #42 - trolololer (07/05/2013) [-]
Plus doesn't the portal gun create a portal along the axis of the first point of an object the beam touches? Like if it touched a sphere, it would create a portal, when viewed sideways, tangential to the silhouette of the shpere.
#31 - derricktwo (07/05/2013) [-]
But a prism separates the light AND makes it dimmer because it is less concentrated. So assume that the prism made 2 portals instead of a just longer narrower portal, both portals would be half the size of the original. So instead of two of the original item, you would have 2 half the size of the original item. That is implying that the portal gun can shoot through a prism at all.
#130 to #31 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
WRONG.. you'd have a smaller hole but it wouldnt affect the size of the object thrown into the original portal
User avatar #87 to #31 - thepandaking (07/06/2013) [-]
but could you just... throw the two back through the small portals and make them both normal sized? because what would stop that from fixing the size?
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User avatar #25 to #6 - OldSnake ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
You become a shark.
#10 to #6 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
double penetration
#84 to #10 - niggastolemyname (07/06/2013) [-]
Clever girl.
Clever girl.
#176 to #10 - censius (07/06/2013) [-]
No, no man. You're supposed to say the setup to your joke under an anonymous name, then the punchline in your actual account. Now you only got 8 thumbs.
No, no man. You're supposed to say the setup to your joke under an anonymous name, then the punchline in your actual account. Now you only got 8 thumbs.
User avatar #3 - doctornick (07/05/2013) [-]
>Buy jawbreaker
>drop Jawbreaker into portal
>???
>Use portal money for something else
#63 to #3 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
= PROFIT $$$$$$$
#95 - funnygiggles (07/06/2013) [-]
Are you retarded? Even if the portals came out of the gun as a source of light, shooting it through a prism wouldn't make it separate because the portals are only one color. There are no wavelengths to separate.
#180 - dashandsmash (07/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #184 - nibxi (07/06/2013) [-]
Portals aren't made of light, there's actual matter there
#85 - elmoose **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
MFW ed edd n eddy
#167 - thesinful (07/06/2013) [-]
Never has this been more relevant.
#30 - terrria **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
If only dorks had access
If only dorks had access
User avatar #4 - tobyonekenoby ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
Or the coin would be split in half, disintegrated... or you would probably make a black whole...
#26 to #4 - BuzzyBoy (07/05/2013) [-]
what'd you say?
#13 to #4 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
OR even a black half! Portals are indeed mysterious.
User avatar #35 to #13 - tobyonekenoby ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
I think you know that i mean a black hole
You would be quite dumb not to figure that one out
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#107 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 - scorpidea (07/05/2013) [-]
To hell with money... I would jump through... repeatedly... and make an army of me.
#40 to #39 - Spikeydeath (07/05/2013) [-]
I would then nuke you and your army
#82 to #39 - teranin (07/06/2013) [-]
ohhh, that sounds like fun... I wonder how long they would last?
User avatar #215 to #39 - destructodan **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
You just want to suck your own dick, don't you?
User avatar #83 to #39 - teranin (07/06/2013) [-]
alternatively, this comment. Bjork - Army Of Me
User avatar #125 to #83 - scorpidea (07/06/2013) [-]
and if they complain one more time.....
#129 to #39 - strangesir (07/06/2013) [-]
You can't stop an army that just keeps growing so...

Yeah, you could totally rule the world.
#41 to #39 - tigronn (07/05/2013) [-]
YOU WOULDN'T
User avatar #49 to #41 - millex (07/05/2013) [-]
I remember this episode.
User avatar #188 to #41 - sebthebrony (07/06/2013) [-]
FUN
FUN
FUN
FUN
FUN
FUN
#169 - kfjesus (07/06/2013) [-]
Portal shots don't travel through glass in Portal.
Portal shots don't travel through glass in Portal.
#168 - zombiepipboy ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
wouldn't you throw something in worth more than a quarter
User avatar #197 to #168 - jacksipian (07/06/2013) [-]
if you throw in a dollar bill, youre going to have two exactly similar dollar bills, and you can never use them together, because that **** will catch on, if you use anything bigger than a coin or $1 bill, its going to be REALLY obvious REALLY fast that youre counterfeiting money and you will go to jail. was it worth it? no, because humans are dumb.
User avatar #212 to #197 - goodguygary (07/06/2013) [-]
throwing something in worth more than a quarter does doesn't necessarily apply to just money
User avatar #230 to #212 - jacksipian (07/06/2013) [-]
touche
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