Waiter troll. I might just become a waitress during February . I I war e at a restaurant on Va engine s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl' s
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#37 - skrynox (07/05/2013) [-]
What if they were already married?

Who would explain??
#104 to #37 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
He would just go with it and take credit.
User avatar #41 to #37 - animedudej (07/05/2013) [-]
re-marriage
#9 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
If she said yes, I would be too awkward to say it wasn't my ring,
and just play along, until my mid 40s when I would realize my life
was based on a lie, and then surrender to alcoholism.
#110 to #9 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
alcoholism isnt that bad, you know?
#122 to #9 - taurusguy (07/06/2013) [-]
Well whoever thought of this is an ass of higher magnitude, this **** COULD ruin their relationship (but then again if it does she wasnt worth it anyways since she a brazy bitch)
#65 to #9 - zenokurosagi (07/05/2013) [-]
Implying she doesn't leave with your **** before 40.
#48 - tigronn (07/05/2013) [-]
Until..
User avatar #83 to #48 - mango ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
How would you choke on a ring.
User avatar #109 to #83 - cycloneclone (07/06/2013) [-]
She could choke on my cock
User avatar #119 to #83 - tigronn (07/06/2013) [-]
.... you didnt know there was a ring in there and swallow it ti get stuck and thats how... some people
User avatar #123 to #119 - mango ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Its a circle, you would be able to breath through it no matter how it got stuck.
User avatar #124 to #123 - tigronn (07/07/2013) [-]
cause they always fall in with circle aimed vertically
#125 to #124 - mango ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
No matter how it lands, you will be able to breath. Think about it.
Here's a picture.
User avatar #126 to #125 - tigronn (07/08/2013) [-]
air but enough?
User avatar #128 to #126 - mango ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Good lord, man.
#63 to #48 - dpbcat (07/05/2013) [-]
yes...
yes...
#11 - Cheyne (07/05/2013) [-]
Then they choke on the ring and die and you get charged for murder.
User avatar #84 to #11 - mango ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't think its possible to choke on a ring.
User avatar #74 to #11 - dapianoman (07/06/2013) [-]
that's what the hole is there for. like a lifesaver candy. so air can pass through
User avatar #76 to #11 - dmkstarstar (07/06/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it be called a glassacre though?
I think I'll let my self out now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sanguinesolitude (07/05/2013) [-]
blame it on the dude.
#1 - trollzorr (07/05/2013) [-]
My reaction
My reaction
#26 - anonymousiemoo (07/05/2013) [-]
I have that gif saved
I have that gif saved
#86 - fukyu (07/06/2013) [-]
your face when they tell your boss
#88 to #86 - jibbablabba (07/06/2013) [-]
hfw they never find out
hfw they never find out
#89 to #88 - fukyu (07/06/2013) [-]
if they never find out you put a ring in their drink/food why would they freak out like jonah hill when they see this ring they never find out about?
#90 to #89 - jibbablabba (07/06/2013) [-]
you literally made my brain cease all function with that
#91 to #90 - fukyu (07/06/2013) [-]
you're welcome.
#93 to #89 - hammarhead (07/06/2013) [-]
he olny meant they n ever found out it was HIM.
he olny meant they n ever found out it was HIM.
#94 to #93 - fukyu (07/06/2013) [-]
i get food with a ring or something in it i assume its the waiter, and i tell the manager from there he can figure it out, but i know i wouldn't be the only person to complain so if there was multiple complaints from just that 1 waiters table, pretty easy to figure it out...
User avatar #30 - xtwinblade ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
its a fail-fail situation for the guy. She says yes and he could be stuck with a stupid hoe, she says no and she leaves him
#17 - hallowedfrogg (07/05/2013) [-]
<OP's face when





<OP's face when
#95 - pikininja (07/06/2013) [-]
Yfw some couples are already married.
Yfw some couples are already married.
#77 - spanishninja ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
are you satan?
are you satan?
User avatar #127 to #77 - edzero (07/11/2013) [-]
I need soruce......
All, that guy looks ******** insane...
User avatar #101 - rel (07/06/2013) [-]
I was walking to my car today outside of a CVS and Subway (they're next to each other) and I saw this guy get down on one knee right in the middle of the parking lot and the girl just looks and him and goes, "We've been dating a month. Are you really asking me to marry you in the middle of a CVS parking lot?"
#99 - ipwnallnubz (07/06/2013) [-]
2 girls sitting together...
#64 - saxong (07/05/2013) [-]
I worked at a pizza place a while back and one of our delivery drivers came in on a date one night. We, of course, sat him in our super-romantic gazebo with balloons all over the place, we even toyed with the notion of writing Will you marry me? on all of them but decided against it in the end. I loved working there...
#72 to #64 - pokaymahn (07/06/2013) [-]
Damn, I drive past that area like every other day. How old are you?
User avatar #78 to #72 - saxong (07/06/2013) [-]
18, from Park Ridge, about a half hour out from RM.
User avatar #115 to #64 - ilovei (07/06/2013) [-]
Nice, You worked at Gino's East, Why did they end up closing
User avatar #116 to #115 - saxong (07/06/2013) [-]
The owner was an idiot to be perfectly honest, that and the lease was up and the city was pressuring us to get out so they could put the giant Panera in, just some stupid tax revenue thing really.
#102 - nightwhisperer (07/06/2013) [-]
Great idea!
Great idea!
#92 - imonaboatman (07/06/2013) [-]
If, I proposed to a girl, she would look more like this.
If, I proposed to a girl, she would look more like this.
User avatar #80 - dancingdoggy (07/06/2013) [-]
And it turns out it's their first date...
#51 - toastableduckling (07/05/2013) [-]
Then one doesn't notice the ring, drinks it, chokes and dies.
#55 to #51 - kingofunnyjunk (07/05/2013) [-]
that's where the real fun begins.
User avatar #82 to #51 - mango ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
How do you choke on a ring?
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