Waiter troll. I might just become a waitress during February . I I war e at a restaurant on Va engine s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl' s
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#9 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If she said yes, I would be too awkward to say it wasn't my ring,
and just play along, until my mid 40s when I would realize my life
was based on a lie, and then surrender to alcoholism.
#1 - trollzorr (07/05/2013) [-]
My reaction
My reaction
#37 - skrynox (07/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What if they were already married?

Who would explain??
#11 - Cheyne (07/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Then they choke on the ring and die and you get charged for murder.
#48 - tigronn (07/05/2013) [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #30 - xtwinblade ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
its a fail-fail situation for the guy. She says yes and he could be stuck with a stupid hoe, she says no and she leaves him
#17 - hallowedfrogg (07/05/2013) [-]
<OP's face when

<OP's face when
#86 - fukyu (07/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
your face when they tell your boss
User avatar #66 - askafj (07/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Damn he must be rich, I mean an engagement ring isn't cheap.
User avatar #69 to #66 - warzon (07/06/2013) [-]
Thats why it would be a fake one.
User avatar #2 - mafiosa (07/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You possess the qualities of being a real life troll. Perfect the art and you could...

you'd become ..a funnyjunk god.
#10 to #5 - davvi (07/05/2013) [-]
#26 - anonymousiemoo (07/05/2013) [-]
I have that gif saved
I have that gif saved
#77 - spanishninja (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
are you satan?
are you satan?
#95 - pikininja (07/06/2013) [-]
Yfw some couples are already married.
Yfw some couples are already married.
User avatar #101 - rel (07/06/2013) [-]
I was walking to my car today outside of a CVS and Subway (they're next to each other) and I saw this guy get down on one knee right in the middle of the parking lot and the girl just looks and him and goes, "We've been dating a month. Are you really asking me to marry you in the middle of a CVS parking lot?"
#99 - ipwnallnubz (07/06/2013) [-]
2 girls sitting together...
#64 - saxong (07/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I worked at a pizza place a while back and one of our delivery drivers came in on a date one night. We, of course, sat him in our super-romantic gazebo with balloons all over the place, we even toyed with the notion of writing Will you marry me? on all of them but decided against it in the end. I loved working there...
#51 - toastableduckling (07/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Then one doesn't notice the ring, drinks it, chokes and dies.
#18 - longshanksthegrey (07/05/2013) [-]
While I admit this is hilarious, it does seem like an ass hole move. I mean, what if YOU were on a date and your girlfriend starts freaking out and says yes?

Still good prank video potential.
#102 - nightwhisperer (07/06/2013) [-]
Great idea!
Great idea!
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