Waiter troll. I might just become a waitress during February . I I war e at a restaurant on Va engine s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl' s  Waiter troll I might just become a waitress during February war e at restaurant on Va engine s Day would put fake engagement ring in every girl'
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#9 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
Reply +211
(07/05/2013) [-]
If she said yes, I would be too awkward to say it wasn't my ring,
and just play along, until my mid 40s when I would realize my life
was based on a lie, and then surrender to alcoholism.
#65 to #9 - zenokurosagi
Reply -6
(07/05/2013) [-]
Implying she doesn't leave with your **** before 40.
#110 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
alcoholism isnt that bad, you know?
#122 to #9 - taurusguy ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
Well whoever thought of this is an ass of higher magnitude, this **** COULD ruin their relationship (but then again if it does she wasnt worth it anyways since she a brazy bitch)
#1 - trollzorr
Reply +121
(07/05/2013) [-]
My reaction
My reaction
#37 - skrynox
Reply +89
(07/05/2013) [-]
What if they were already married?

Who would explain??
#104 to #37 - anon
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
He would just go with it and take credit.
#41 to #37 - animedudej
Reply +13
(07/05/2013) [-]
re-marriage
#11 - Cheyne
Reply +56
(07/05/2013) [-]
Then they choke on the ring and die and you get charged for murder.
#84 to #11 - mango
Reply +2
(07/06/2013) [-]
I don't think its possible to choke on a ring.
#74 to #11 - dapianoman
Reply +3
(07/06/2013) [-]
that's what the hole is there for. like a lifesaver candy. so air can pass through
#76 to #11 - dmkstarstar ONLINE
Reply +3
(07/06/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it be called a glassacre though?
I think I'll let my self out now.
#12 to #11 - sanguinesolitude
Reply +7
(07/05/2013) [-]
blame it on the dude.
#48 - tigronn
Reply +44
(07/05/2013) [-]
Until..
#83 to #48 - mango
Reply +4
(07/06/2013) [-]
How would you choke on a ring.
#109 to #83 - cycloneclone
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
She could choke on my cock
#119 to #83 - tigronn
Reply -1
(07/06/2013) [-]
.... you didnt know there was a ring in there and swallow it ti get stuck and thats how... some people
#123 to #119 - mango
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
Its a circle, you would be able to breath through it no matter how it got stuck.
#124 to #123 - tigronn
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
cause they always fall in with circle aimed vertically
#125 to #124 - mango
Reply 0
(07/08/2013) [-]
No matter how it lands, you will be able to breath. Think about it.
Here's a picture.
#126 to #125 - tigronn
Reply -1
(07/08/2013) [-]
air but enough?
#128 to #126 - mango
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
Good lord, man.
#63 to #48 - dpbcat
Reply +12
(07/05/2013) [-]
yes...
yes...
#30 - xtwinblade
Reply +22
(07/05/2013) [-]
its a fail-fail situation for the guy. She says yes and he could be stuck with a stupid hoe, she says no and she leaves him
#17 - hallowedfrogg
Reply +22
(07/05/2013) [-]
<OP's face when





<OP's face when
#86 - fukyu
Reply +16
(07/06/2013) [-]
your face when they tell your boss
#88 to #86 - jibbablabba
Reply +8
(07/06/2013) [-]
hfw they never find out
hfw they never find out
#89 to #88 - fukyu
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
if they never find out you put a ring in their drink/food why would they freak out like jonah hill when they see this ring they never find out about?
#93 to #89 - hammarhead
Reply +1
(07/06/2013) [-]
he olny meant they n ever found out it was HIM.
he olny meant they n ever found out it was HIM.
#94 to #93 - fukyu
Reply -1
(07/06/2013) [-]
i get food with a ring or something in it i assume its the waiter, and i tell the manager from there he can figure it out, but i know i wouldn't be the only person to complain so if there was multiple complaints from just that 1 waiters table, pretty easy to figure it out...
#90 to #89 - jibbablabba
Reply +1
(07/06/2013) [-]
you literally made my brain cease all function with that
#91 to #90 - fukyu
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
you're welcome.
#68 - gevaudan
Reply +16
(07/05/2013) [-]
#66 - askafj
Reply -10
(07/05/2013) [-]
Damn he must be rich, I mean an engagement ring isn't cheap.
#70 to #66 - iliketheporn
Reply -8
(07/06/2013) [-]
FAKE engagement ring. l2read fegget
#69 to #66 - warzon
Reply +15
(07/06/2013) [-]
Thats why it would be a fake one.
#117 to #69 - askafj
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
I am not a very smart man.
#118 to #117 - warzon
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
You just have the looks instead dear.
#120 to #118 - askafj
Reply +1
(07/06/2013) [-]
But I'd rather be ugly and smart
#121 to #120 - warzon
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
Well too bad.