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I pulled up at a red light next tn a black guy about my age, with taf us with
our mu sic cranked up, , me Blake Shelton. We stared at each ether
steely eyed fur a few , then we bath gave each other a had. A rind
that said that said "I' m naat sure I like it, but I respect ‘gnu and arcius culture."
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User avatar #1 - wittypotato (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm surprised this didn't contain the word ' ******* .
#3 to #1 - nooneofinterest (07/05/2013) [-]
Yours and op's username
Yours and op's username
User avatar #5 to #3 - wittypotato (07/05/2013) [-]
I never noticed that until you pointed that out.And I love you for doing so.
#8 to #5 - nooneofinterest (07/05/2013) [-]
Problem
Problem
#86 to #3 - mhden (07/06/2013) [-]
They were ment to be together... in my stomach .
User avatar #90 to #86 - flambenobunaga (07/06/2013) [-]
What amine is that? I swear I've seen her before...
User avatar #91 to #90 - flambenobunaga (07/06/2013) [-]
*Anime, Shut up, the two keys are right next to eachother...
#109 to #90 - likeabox (07/06/2013) [-]
Shingeki no Kyojin or in english: Attack on Titan
The character above is Sasha Blouse. =D
#60 to #3 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
now kiss!
#6 - wittypotato (07/05/2013) [-]
Dude, our usernames.
We were like, meant to be or something.
#115 to #6 - crazykidwithaknife (07/06/2013) [-]
MFW this thread
#82 to #6 - potatobaby (07/06/2013) [-]
daddy?
User avatar #83 to #82 - wittypotato (07/06/2013) [-]
I knew.
I knew I should've worn that condom.
Why did I let **** like this happen?
Well, since you've got no purpose being alive kid so you can go...
P.S I'm black so you really haven't got a leg to stand on in terms of the 'Daddy' part of your life.
User avatar #44 to #6 - potatophucker (07/06/2013) [-]
Hue
#10 to #6 - thebigfudge (07/05/2013) [-]
Which one of you is Marge?!?
#13 to #6 - mynameszack (07/05/2013) [-]
Be careful, he might be a dicktater.
#7 to #6 - kinkypotato (07/05/2013) [-]
marry me
User avatar #9 to #7 - wittypotato (07/05/2013) [-]
I love u bby.
User avatar #17 to #9 - potatoguy (07/05/2013) [-]
Not that this is my fetish or anything but, please, don't stop.

pretty please
User avatar #18 to #17 - wittypotato (07/05/2013) [-]
We know you get off on this.
But since you have a potato username we'll let you join.
#2 - jdsalenger (07/05/2013) [-]
Then this guy pulls up.
#61 to #2 - optimussum (07/06/2013) [-]
I dunno. We might get along
I dunno. We might get along
User avatar #76 to #2 - waterbottlemanboy (07/06/2013) [-]
Blaring Rihanna
#12 - Rascal (07/05/2013) [-]
The black guy was nodding to the other black guy that snuck up and took your wallet when you weren't looking.
#20 - awildniglet (07/05/2013) [-]
I was driving blasting "			******		 in Paris" (i'm a small white girl) and pulled up to two ghetto-ass black dudes who were blasting Billy Joel   
Wat
I was driving blasting " ****** in Paris" (i'm a small white girl) and pulled up to two ghetto-ass black dudes who were blasting Billy Joel
Wat
User avatar #75 to #20 - waterbottlemanboy (07/06/2013) [-]
Were they singing Uptown Girl to you?
#89 to #20 - truthfullier (07/06/2013) [-]
That sheet cray
User avatar #59 to #20 - masterboll (07/06/2013) [-]
pics as proof
or youre a big japanese man
User avatar #163 to #59 - awildniglet (07/07/2013) [-]
You caught me
User avatar #30 to #20 - BOBTHEDUDEMAN (07/05/2013) [-]
did you died?
User avatar #32 to #20 - wittypotato (07/05/2013) [-]
>small white girl
>awildniglet
Sounds about right
#47 to #32 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
A potato that can hold a conversation? count me in...
User avatar #100 to #47 - hammarhead (07/06/2013) [-]
I dont even know what the **** your name means.
#101 to #100 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Its the name of the main character of a set of novels that I've been writing and haven't published (because I'm not satisfied with them) so it's just a name I've come up with... doesn't really mean anything beyond that.
User avatar #102 to #101 - hammarhead (07/06/2013) [-]
I respect you for writing your own novels. That's really awesome. And if I wasn't bound to this damnable fish body, I'd support you.
User avatar #79 to #47 - wittypotato (07/06/2013) [-]
I know I've seen you somewhere before...
Did you dump all those DW gif.s that one time?
User avatar #87 to #79 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
DW?
User avatar #123 to #87 - wittypotato (07/06/2013) [-]
Doctor Who.
#124 to #123 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
oh.  Thought you meant Darkwing.  Yeah, I've done stuff like that before.
oh. Thought you meant Darkwing. Yeah, I've done stuff like that before.
User avatar #125 to #124 - wittypotato (07/06/2013) [-]
What's Darkwing?
#127 to #125 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Darkwing Duck
Darkwing Duck
User avatar #132 to #127 - thighhighkneesocks (07/06/2013) [-]
When there's trouble you call DW
#133 to #132 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I KNEW there was a reason, thanks thighhighkneesocks.
I KNEW there was a reason, thanks thighhighkneesocks.
User avatar #128 to #127 - wittypotato (07/06/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that be DD then?
#129 to #128 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I can't be right ALL the time.
I can't be right ALL the time.
User avatar #135 to #129 - wittypotato (07/06/2013) [-]
Yay.
More DW gifs.
User avatar #33 to #32 - awildniglet (07/05/2013) [-]
And I assume that you're actually a witty potato?
User avatar #24 to #20 - killerliquid (07/05/2013) [-]
The question is why weren't you blasting Billy Joel?
#25 to #24 - awildniglet (07/05/2013) [-]
Because I hate myself
Because I hate myself
#74 - funmanigro (07/06/2013) [-]
> a nod that said that said
User avatar #77 to #74 - jibbablabba (07/06/2013) [-]
i laughed way too hard at this pic.
User avatar #45 - ADeadlYLepricoN (07/06/2013) [-]
a friend of mine did the same thing except instead of a nod he got shot.
User avatar #15 - Zydratejunkie (07/05/2013) [-]
You are united through your mutually terrible taste in music.
#42 to #15 - blanketandpillow (07/06/2013) [-]
But I like both of those singers. What music do you think is so much better?
User avatar #35 to #15 - musicmantrice (07/05/2013) [-]
1) you're a dick
2) what music do you listen to that's soooo much better
User avatar #26 - Mastaforga (07/05/2013) [-]
I drive through town blasting Jason Aldean and everyone in town yells and dances when I drive by...

I live in a small town in Montana
User avatar #27 to #26 - rosehito (07/05/2013) [-]
I want to live wherever you are right now. That sounds like my kind of place!
User avatar #28 to #27 - Mastaforga (07/05/2013) [-]
Libby MT, city limit is 2 miles across, and its surrounded by mountains with rivers and wild animals every where... But despite being small there are businesses and stores everywhere... It's heaven

48.389603,-115.557131 in google maps
User avatar #55 to #28 - weirdvintagegirl (07/06/2013) [-]
I live in Belgrade! Hello, fellow Montanan!
#139 to #55 - Mastaforga (07/06/2013) [-]
There are others!?!
User avatar #144 to #139 - weirdvintagegirl (07/06/2013) [-]
Yes, very rarely, but yes!
User avatar #31 to #28 - schmettermuschi (07/05/2013) [-]
that, my friend, looks like a ******* fine place
User avatar #29 to #28 - rosehito (07/05/2013) [-]
That sounds perfect!!!
#4 - laziness (07/05/2013) [-]
Fixed
User avatar #104 - slimfadey (07/06/2013) [-]
WOOHOO Blake Shelton! Country is so under appreciated these days.
User avatar #111 to #104 - TheShortbusDriver (07/06/2013) [-]
That's not country, it's twangy bigot pop. Give Those Poor Bastards or Hank 3 a try if you're looking for decent modern country.
User avatar #113 to #111 - slimfadey (07/06/2013) [-]
Toby Keith, Darius Rucker.
User avatar #121 to #113 - TashnaBakninh (07/06/2013) [-]
I loooove Darius Rucker. There was a point in time when you couldn't get me to listen to it at all, but that changed like 2 years ago.
User avatar #164 to #121 - slimfadey (07/07/2013) [-]
Not to sound gay or anything but I do believe Darius Rucker has the most amazing voice. Ever.
User avatar #114 to #113 - TheShortbusDriver (07/06/2013) [-]
Both pathetic musically & lyrically. Lonesome Wyatt & the Holy Spooks, now there's a ******* awesome country band.
#46 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
progress... were it the 1980s. Seriously guy, it's 2013. Respecting other people's personal music choices should be blatantly obvious by now.
#136 to #46 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
Check out Abominable Putridity, and Dawn of Demise. My favorite bands of all time. (Turn down your volume). I can't imagine anyone enjoying the same type of music as me...
User avatar #138 to #136 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
It's Death Metal... lots of people enjoy Death Metal. Dethklok - I Ejaculate Fire [Official Music Video]
#126 - zhooker (07/06/2013) [-]
I blast Death Grips in my car
while i get noided, everyone gives me that look...
The one that says, "wow what a freak I hope I never have to socialize with that person"
you know the one
Sort of like this
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User avatar #80 - theblowtorch (07/06/2013) [-]
this happens in the Blake Shelton music video "Boys Round Here"
#43 - bleeduntildeath (07/06/2013) [-]
I saw this once on the boondocks, I think this may have been a subtle ***** moment
User avatar #81 - TheShortbusDriver (07/06/2013) [-]
Both are ******* awful. There is no debating this.
User avatar #92 to #81 - spartusee (07/06/2013) [-]
You're dense. The Black Album was great, but I haven't heard much more than that. I don't listen to country but I'm guessing you either
a) Have only heard Lil Wayne and base your opinions off of that
b) Listen to only metal and hate everything else
User avatar #94 to #92 - floggnaw (07/06/2013) [-]
Have you heard Magna Carta Holy Grail? Came out the other day, it's an amazing album.
User avatar #98 to #94 - spartusee (07/06/2013) [-]
I haven't. Like I said I haven't heard much more than the Black album. If that is JayZ.
User avatar #93 to #92 - hammarhead (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm mostly a rock fan and I can say JayZ has some pretty good **** .
User avatar #95 to #93 - spartusee (07/06/2013) [-]
What bands have you been listening too? Any new ones? I have found some that I like but am hard pressed to sift threw them all.
User avatar #97 to #95 - hammarhead (07/06/2013) [-]
well what do you like? I have a huge variety. I won't judge.
User avatar #103 to #97 - spartusee (07/06/2013) [-]
Well I like Hans Zimmerman a lot. But rock wise I listen to some old bands like Led Zeppelin or whatever, mostly I listen to various artists like Hall & Oats. But for modern music I like Avenged Seven Fold, Five Finger Death Punch, Daft Punk, Jay Z or Eminem. I didn't think I would like Eminem but once I started listening to him I really felt like a fool. I didn't listen to him earlier because I was too dense to condone any rap music.

What kind of stuff do you listen too?
User avatar #106 to #103 - hammarhead (07/06/2013) [-]
I lean a little more towards modern rock, like saving abel, incubus, buckcherry, Theory of a dead man, Los lonely boys, and the like. I have a friend with similar tastes in music as you, and he enjoys saving abel as well. also, though I dont enjoy them individually as much, the JayZ Linkin park album collision course is ******* beautiful.
User avatar #112 to #106 - spartusee (07/06/2013) [-]
See that's what I mean, no one I know discusses music so I'm very disconnected from music like this. I shall try out these bands in a couple of days but it's too late now and I have a fifteen hour drive from hear to my house.

If you would like to discuss music further you can send me a friend request and I can contact you later and we can bounce some things off of each other. If not, it's been nice getting these band names.
User avatar #107 to #92 - TheShortbusDriver (07/06/2013) [-]
I listen to a large range of music, but admittedly don't much like rap. I actually enjoy some country, but mainly older things. To call Blake Shelton country is disgraceful at best. There are very few bands that make real country anymore, & all these twangy pop star god bless merica single making country wannabe ********* are certainly not them. Good DAY sir!
User avatar #131 to #107 - spartusee (07/06/2013) [-]
Well at least you backed up your opinion with reasoning. Good day.
User avatar #14 - sonicg (07/05/2013) [-]
The question is... What Blake Shelton song?
User avatar #16 - stillnotbob (07/05/2013) [-]
OP likes Country? When did you come out of the closet?
#48 - ucmerolling (07/06/2013) [-]
**ucmerolling rolled a random image posted in comment #4942050 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** "...that said that said"
User avatar #52 to #48 - mayormilkman (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh lawd.
#105 - jldragon (07/06/2013) [-]
Blake Shelton....

I knew FJ were abunch of racists, but I never suspected it was because they were inbred hicks.
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