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At least a child was hurt

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Today, while shopping with my mother in a
supermarket there were kids running
everywhere. My mother thought it would be
funny to put her feet out and trip one child,
causing her to the floor. Whats
worse, my mother blamed me for it and now the
child' s mother is saying she' ll sue me. FIN/ IL
I agree, your life sucks
l 358 You deserved it Favorite
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At least a child was hurt.
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Submitted: 07/04/2013
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#12 - John Cena (07/05/2013) [-]
Let me be completely honest here...

Who the **** thinks she "deserves" it? Are you people retarded?
#26 to #12 - John Cena (07/05/2013) [-]
there will be bots.
User avatar #28 to #12 - llpanic (07/05/2013) [-]
when edd from eddsworld died of cancer there where people commenting "good thing he died" and **** like that, some people are just cunts when they know they won't face consequences of what they say
User avatar #19 to #12 - weinerdick (07/05/2013) [-]
You must never go to stores where ****** parents let their kids act like they're in playgrounds.
User avatar #22 to #12 - walkerjam (07/05/2013) [-]
It's a poll on the internet.
People WILL vote for the opposite of what the general consensus is.
There WILL also be people that vote without reading, without caring.
User avatar #15 to #12 - jcjohnson (07/05/2013) [-]
You must be new to the internet.
#23 to #12 - John Cena (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you don't read FMLs very often.. Even if it was about someone's parents being killed in a dark alley after an opera, some bitch would vote "You deserved it"
User avatar #9 - hudis ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
jesus christ stop suing each other all the time
#14 to #9 - faithrider (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm suing you for religious discrimination, your use of our Lord and Savior's name in vain has offended me
User avatar #13 to #9 - kommandantvideo (07/05/2013) [-]
Welcome to the US. Any questions? Oh by the way, I'm suing you for not being me.
#11 - cutiepyro (07/05/2013) [-]
then the next day she says
then the next day she says
User avatar #24 to #11 - niggernazi (07/05/2013) [-]
why is it a gif?
#17 - ocnamesaregone (07/05/2013) [-]
The title got me laughing before I even read the content.   
   
Oh the internets.
The title got me laughing before I even read the content.

Oh the internets.
User avatar #18 - mrgoodlove (07/05/2013) [-]
I was in Las Vegas with my mom and aunt, and the waitress lady kept offering drinks. Being under 21 I kept refusing and she asked why I wasn't drinking. My mom told the lady I was 3 years sober and the lady spent the next 2 hours asking me all about it and telling me about her son that's 5 years sober.
#25 to #18 - John Cena (07/05/2013) [-]
You should've told her you weren't legal yet and you didn't want to talk to her anymore.
User avatar #29 to #25 - mrgoodlove (07/05/2013) [-]
She had already told me about all her sons problems and admitted private things because she thought her son and I had that thing in common
#27 - namnori (07/05/2013) [-]
I did this to a kid in my school once just as my favourite teacher walked around the corner.. He could not contain his laughter and we shared a glorious high five.   
   
That was a good day.
I did this to a kid in my school once just as my favourite teacher walked around the corner.. He could not contain his laughter and we shared a glorious high five.

That was a good day.
#5 - hypotheticals (07/05/2013) [-]
Tell her to look at the security cameras. Then she would have no choice but to sue your mom...btw that mom is a cunt
#4 - geometric (07/05/2013) [-]
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#21 - mymiddleleg (07/05/2013) [-]
Something on funnyjunk really made me laugh, thats rare
Something on funnyjunk really made me laugh, thats rare
User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I would have fist bumped my mom
And walked away.
User avatar #3 - psykobear (07/05/2013) [-]
That first sentence is a fragment... that period should be a comma.
#6 to #3 - John Cena (07/05/2013) [-]
You're right about there being an error, but your correction is dead wrong.
User avatar #7 to #6 - psykobear (07/05/2013) [-]
Ah, I see what they were shooting for now.
There should be a comma after supermarket.
I thought that OP meant, "Today, while shopping with my mother in a supermarket where there were kids running everywhere, my mother thought it would...(yadda yadda yadda)"
My bad.
#8 to #7 - John Cena (07/05/2013) [-]
You added unnecessary stuff there. Just adding the comma after supermarket would make it correct. It is an interrupter so to speak. You can take out the "while shopping with my mother in a super market" and have "Today there were kids running everywhere." Saying "Today, while shopping with my mother in a supermarket, there were kids running everywhere." is correct. Not a fragment. You do not need the "where" and you do not need to change the period to a comma. Don't try to be a Grammar Nazi friend. You aren't very good at it.
User avatar #16 to #8 - psykobear (07/05/2013) [-]
I know.
My second line says I saw that the comma was needed after supermarket eventually.
I misread OP's text is all.
User avatar #2 - Lilstow (07/05/2013) [-]
step 1: give no *****
step 2: walk away
step 3: get off scott free.
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