tears of jesus. . one time when I was 6 my mom caught the trying to eat pure sugar out of the container M she stopped and said "Would you like to have even ?" a
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tears of jesus

one time when I was 6 my mom caught the
trying to eat pure sugar out of the container
M she stopped and said "Would you like to
have even ?" and
course little naive 6 war old me said we
we I would M she said "smell it first and
then melee" and handed the a nettle of
weight vanilla extract and course it
smelled like the tears en i said YES
give me and ehe let me take a huge swag
and we why I have trust iedude.
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User avatar #20 - xtwinblade ONLINE (07/05/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Would someone mind telling me what Straight vanilla extract is?
User avatar #21 to #20 - Mooseonweed (07/05/2013) [-]
Smells like tears of jesus

Tastes like piss of satan
#1 - flutterkrieg (07/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I expected it to be a sex joke.
I expected it to be a sex joke.
#7 - anonymous (07/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
parenting done right
User avatar #9 to #7 - davvi (07/04/2013) [-]
>trust issues
>parenting done right
#47 - lunaisbestpony ONLINE (07/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My 8 year old nephew wanted to try my vodka, so I gave him vinegar.
Am I a bad person?
#30 - pvtdancer (07/05/2013) [-]
If you read just the yellow, it's a whole different story
User avatar #12 - thereisaguy (07/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Vanilla extract actually contains alcohol. I work at Party City and we accidentally ordered some but we don't sell it so we broke the bottles out back of the store and the fumes got pretty strong.
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#11 - oblawlawblog (07/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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Pure vanilla extract is usually about 35% alcohol. If the swig was big enough, it could probably get a 6 year old pretty hammered.
User avatar #58 - markisawesome (07/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The lightbulb tells a story about a french child that was caught eating pure sugar and challenged by his mom to a duel of melee combat.
User avatar #54 - PadreRasta (07/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)

As with many other preparations made from alcohol, such as perfumes, colognes, aftershaves, mouthwashes, cold preparations and other food flavorings, it is theoretically possible to become intoxicated by drinking large amounts of vanilla extract because of the alcohol mixed with it. There have been at least two documented cases. Adulterants such as coumarin, which is often found in vanilla extract, can cause sickness and liver damage if ingested in extremely high doses.

Yeah, your mom is great.
#55 to #54 - trickytrickster (07/05/2013) [-]
Yah one tiny child sized swig will cause liver failure and black you out...
User avatar #45 - scrumdiddlyumpshus (07/05/2013) [-]
"and course little naive 6 war old me said we we..."

The lightbulb is goin' all French on us.
And yes I know it isn't spelled like that shut up

"and ehe let me take a huge swag..."

I don't know why that made me laugh so much.

User avatar #28 - urbanshark (07/05/2013) [-]
dat run-on sentence...
#23 - breadmolester (07/05/2013) [-]
grenadine is sweeter ;)
User avatar #36 - cactusphalus (07/05/2013) [-]
"I have trust iedude"

why the hell did i laugh so much at this?
User avatar #33 - chrislyles (07/05/2013) [-]
"Smell and then melee". My mom used to say that to me every day. Used to...
#73 - badrey (07/05/2013) [-]
i would give my son the scented erasers, which was my dream to be edible when i was a kid.
User avatar #70 - mrgoodlove (07/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and diabeetus
User avatar #66 - yetiyitties (07/05/2013) [-]
I ate a raw chicken drumstick. All of it, didn't get sick. It was weird because I thought that if you took away just the feathers of a chickens leg then it would look like the one I ate. I tried and I got killed by a mama chicken. Beaks don't feel good.
User avatar #31 - hentaisweetie (07/05/2013) [-]
"Smell is taste" my ass.
#34 - Byte ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
God yes!
God yes!
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