Ice-Cream Man. I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice-cream rape. Es QUE r: when Extras runs 5 my friend has me that a prostitute was sometwo who has cream hola
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Ice-Cream Man

Ice-Cream Man. I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice-cream rape. Es QUE r: when Extras runs 5 my friend has me that a prostitute was sometwo who has cream

I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice-cream rape

Tags: hola
Es QUE r:
when Extras runs 5 my friend has me that a prostitute was sometwo who
has cream st: far TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED
TO BE A
TWO YEARS
NO ONE ******* CORRECTED ME
FOR TWO
YEARS
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#9 - stargatesturge (07/04/2013) [-]
I was a closet child during my teen years. My sister told me that her and I hanging out was called "bondage time" instead of "bonding time." When I did talk to people and they asked what I did with my spare time, I told them that I liked bondage time with my sister.   
Years later...
I was a closet child during my teen years. My sister told me that her and I hanging out was called "bondage time" instead of "bonding time." When I did talk to people and they asked what I did with my spare time, I told them that I liked bondage time with my sister.
Years later...
User avatar #67 to #9 - animedudej ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
OH GOD THAT GOT ME!
#61 to #9 - clockworkphysicist (07/05/2013) [-]
"Bondage time with my sister."
"Bondage time with my sister."
User avatar #80 to #61 - stargatesturge (07/05/2013) [-]
I'd offer video, but it's really only us playing chess and such. :/
User avatar #83 to #82 - stargatesturge (07/06/2013) [-]
Apologies.
#84 to #83 - clockworkphysicist (07/06/2013) [-]
How could I stay mad at you.
#85 to #84 - stargatesturge (07/06/2013) [-]
Thank you kindly for your forgiveness.
Thank you kindly for your forgiveness.
User avatar #2 - JMF (07/04/2013) [-]
I used to know this kid that thought that masturbation was what you call being really concentrated. He was trying to read on the bus one day and everyone was talking and he yelled out "Everyone be quiet! I'm masturbating!
What a day.
User avatar #52 to #2 - nocturnalemission (07/05/2013) [-]
Well he's kinda right, if you think about it.
#44 to #2 - chrislee (07/05/2013) [-]
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#4 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
I thought jacking off was another word for goofing off.

When I was late in year 5 the teacher asked where I was and I told her that I was jacking off with my friends in the toilets.. they phoned my parents.
#65 to #4 - lyestcer (07/05/2013) [-]
Either way that situation sounds suspicious
User avatar #5 - angelious (07/04/2013) [-]
my mom always tells me that when i first time saw a black man i yelled at top of my lungs "what is that thing"


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#8 - Kiwi the panda (07/04/2013) [-]
when i was a kid, we went to camp every summer. There were 3 plants we were told to stay away from.

poison ivy, poison oak, and poison sumac.

I herd one kid pronounce it "semen" and only saw the word "sumac" once in a nature handbook. 2 years passed, and i returned to camp. they didn't pass out the books anymore, and the entire year i kept referring to the plants as "Poison Semen"
#14 - noizstar (07/05/2013) [-]
when i was four i used to think if you ate sunflower or watermelon seeds then a sunflower or watermelon would grow in your stomach .__.
User avatar #23 to #14 - carlsaganrealness (07/05/2013) [-]
same here for me, but instead of sunflower/watermelon seeds, it was tomatoes
#34 to #23 - noizstar (07/05/2013) [-]
but what if it just turned into ketchup in your stomach when you ate it  :0((((whoops sorry im on my dumb 			****		 rn)))
but what if it just turned into ketchup in your stomach when you ate it :0((((whoops sorry im on my dumb **** rn)))
#54 to #30 - JMF (07/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #14 - lilmoka (07/05/2013) [-]
When i was younger and saw that episode of rugrats. I never ate a watermelon seed ever again.
#1 - biitchy (07/04/2013) [-]
Probably because it was too hilarious to tell you yet.
Probably because it was too hilarious to tell you yet.
User avatar #29 - KayRed (07/05/2013) [-]
Junior year in highschool my teacher was talking about how one of the reasons that the brief puritan democracy (I think) in England was ended because people were pissed that the puritans took away the brothels. I **** you not, this girl, 17 years old at least, in highschool, raised her hands and asked this "What's a brothel? Is that like a soup kitchen?". Nobody corrected her, including myself and this other guy. Instead we proceeded to tell her about our cultural preferences for "soup".
#58 - mainstreamed (07/05/2013) [-]
When i was little i used to think if you rubbed a black person some of their color would rub off, i thought this for longer than i care to admit..
When i was little i used to think if you rubbed a black person some of their color would rub off, i thought this for longer than i care to admit..
#56 - leojxxitenah (07/05/2013) [-]
When I was in grade 2, I was trying to think up new words.  I began to spell out F-A-U-K in my mind and as I finished the bell rang, so on my way out I decided to say my new word out loud.  I then yelled out 			****		, not having a clue what the word was, I carried on with packing up.  Little did I know, some faggot named Keaton Murphy knew what 			****		 was and told the teacher on me.  			*******		 			******		, 			****		!
When I was in grade 2, I was trying to think up new words. I began to spell out F-A-U-K in my mind and as I finished the bell rang, so on my way out I decided to say my new word out loud. I then yelled out **** , not having a clue what the word was, I carried on with packing up. Little did I know, some faggot named Keaton Murphy knew what **** was and told the teacher on me. ******* ****** , **** !
#11 - TheCynic (07/05/2013) [-]
When I was about eleven, I asked my mom what sex was. She nervously stumbled around words and told me it was when a guy and a girl get together and they kiss and hug a lot.

I was fourteen before I understood how it worked. Fourteen.
No ******* wonder I was neurotic as **** in middle school.
#6 - potrsr (07/04/2013) [-]
at age 5 or 6 i show my middle finger to my mom and she said if im hitch-hicking. Needles to say I belived her. So when my brother ( 20 at time) and I needed a lift, he was hitchhicking. Me? I stood behind him. Helping...

#33 to #6 - lionti (07/05/2013) [-]
I dont think i understood all that, i think you're telling us a story about cats?
User avatar #31 to #6 - tehpwnz (07/05/2013) [-]
now say that again in english
#42 - grandogger (07/05/2013) [-]
I used to think the word "hour" was pronounced "whore"
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#43 - cannedsmarties (07/05/2013) [-]
My face when people type like they talk.   
   
"When I was like 5"
My face when people type like they talk.

"When I was like 5"
User avatar #10 - mattseven (07/04/2013) [-]
When I was about 9, some kid asked me if I knew what "sensual" meant. I didn't, so I asked him. He, and all his friends, told me that it meant loving to go outside. I believed them.
#39 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
My friend once told me at the pool that pedophiles were people who hated children. I went home and told my parents that there was a pedophile at the pool. They were both shocked until I told them what I thought it meant.
#12 - tulimarito (07/05/2013) [-]
I though ass meaned penis until I was 16, it made sense almost all the time so I couldnĀ“t notice the mistake.
#15 to #12 - tannertheguy (07/05/2013) [-]
you thought ass meant penis?
how would that even work?
"ey girl, im gonna slap my ass on your tits when i get home..."
User avatar #21 to #15 - tulimarito (07/05/2013) [-]
I know...
User avatar #76 - reyden (07/05/2013) [-]
frostitute
#77 to #76 - grpeephole (07/05/2013) [-]
Join the club
User avatar #86 to #77 - frostitute (07/29/2013) [-]
What the **** do you people want?
User avatar #87 to #86 - grpeephole (08/05/2013) [-]
Frozen love
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