Ice-Cream Man. I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice-cream rape. Es QUE r: when Extras runs 5 my friend has me that a prostitute was sometwo who has cream hola
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - JMF
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I used to know this kid that thought that masturbation was what you call being really concentrated. He was trying to read on the bus one day and everyone was talking and he yelled out "Everyone be quiet! I'm masturbating!
What a day.
User avatar #52 to #2 - nocturnalemission
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Well he's kinda right, if you think about it.
#44 to #2 - chrislee
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#9 - stargatesturge
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I was a closet child during my teen years. My sister told me that her and I hanging out was called "bondage time" instead of "bonding time." When I did talk to people and they asked what I did with my spare time, I told them that I liked bondage time with my sister.   
Years later...
I was a closet child during my teen years. My sister told me that her and I hanging out was called "bondage time" instead of "bonding time." When I did talk to people and they asked what I did with my spare time, I told them that I liked bondage time with my sister.
Years later...
User avatar #67 to #9 - animedudej
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OH GOD THAT GOT ME!
#61 to #9 - clockworkphysicist
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"Bondage time with my sister."
"Bondage time with my sister."
User avatar #80 to #61 - stargatesturge
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I'd offer video, but it's really only us playing chess and such. :/
#82 to #80 - clockworkphysicist
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U WOT M8
User avatar #83 to #82 - stargatesturge
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Apologies.
#84 to #83 - clockworkphysicist
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How could I stay mad at you.
#85 to #84 - stargatesturge
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Thank you kindly for your forgiveness.
Thank you kindly for your forgiveness.
User avatar #5 - angelious
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my mom always tells me that when i first time saw a black man i yelled at top of my lungs "what is that thing"


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#12 - tulimarito
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I though ass meaned penis until I was 16, it made sense almost all the time so I couldnĀ“t notice the mistake.
#15 to #12 - tannertheguy
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you thought ass meant penis?
how would that even work?
"ey girl, im gonna slap my ass on your tits when i get home..."
User avatar #21 to #15 - tulimarito
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I know...
#8 - Kiwi the panda
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when i was a kid, we went to camp every summer. There were 3 plants we were told to stay away from.

poison ivy, poison oak, and poison sumac.

I herd one kid pronounce it "semen" and only saw the word "sumac" once in a nature handbook. 2 years passed, and i returned to camp. they didn't pass out the books anymore, and the entire year i kept referring to the plants as "Poison Semen"
#6 - potrsr
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at age 5 or 6 i show my middle finger to my mom and she said if im hitch-hicking. Needles to say I belived her. So when my brother ( 20 at time) and I needed a lift, he was hitchhicking. Me? I stood behind him. Helping...

#46 to #6 - garentei
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#33 to #6 - lionti
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I dont think i understood all that, i think you're telling us a story about cats?
User avatar #31 to #6 - tehpwnz
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now say that again in english
#1 - biitchy
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Probably because it was too hilarious to tell you yet.
Probably because it was too hilarious to tell you yet.
#14 - noizstar
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when i was four i used to think if you ate sunflower or watermelon seeds then a sunflower or watermelon would grow in your stomach .__.
User avatar #23 to #14 - carlsaganrealness
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same here for me, but instead of sunflower/watermelon seeds, it was tomatoes
#34 to #23 - noizstar
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but what if it just turned into ketchup in your stomach when you ate it  :0((((whoops sorry im on my dumb **** rn)))
but what if it just turned into ketchup in your stomach when you ate it :0((((whoops sorry im on my dumb **** rn)))
#30 to #14 - catdogdora
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#54 to #30 - JMF
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User avatar #19 to #14 - lilmoka
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When i was younger and saw that episode of rugrats. I never ate a watermelon seed ever again.
#42 - grandogger
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I used to think the word "hour" was pronounced "whore"
User avatar #22 - mcderper
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I didn't know what bugger meant till I was 19. I use to use that word a lot, and no one ever seemed offended.
User avatar #62 to #22 - wallbuilder
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In Australia, bugger is used the same as "damn". It's completely casual here.
User avatar #63 to #62 - mcderper
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I know. When people say "bugger me" it means **** me in the ass. I can't believe how commonly accepted it is.
#24 to #22 - aserock
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User avatar #27 to #24 - mcderper
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Yeah, was referring to the verb.