im worried i picked a bad username.... this one only one week of not logging in.. 200+ daily.
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#283 - Nigger (07/04/2013) [-]
200+ daily.
User avatar #317 to #283 - kavtech (07/05/2013) [-]
If only you got notifications from anons.
#310 to #283 - JMF (07/05/2013) [-]
You must recognize my username.
#315 to #283 - unclegrumpybastard (07/05/2013) [-]
your name...reminds me of Ele......no.... Blue ******
User avatar #433 to #283 - stunning (07/05/2013) [-]
I would kill for that name
User avatar #414 to #283 - makethingsworse (07/05/2013) [-]
ONLY 200+? I expected more. ****** ****** .
User avatar #71 - analbuttfuck (07/04/2013) [-]
I have the exact same problem
User avatar #503 to #71 - ilikebuttsex (07/05/2013) [-]
really? I dont get mentioned at all
User avatar #320 to #71 - captnnorway (07/05/2013) [-]
considering what site I am on, I wouldn't be suprised if you had more notifications than him.
User avatar #113 - crocs (07/04/2013) [-]
People are always so damn mean to me so i rarely bother checking
#50 - menstruate (07/04/2013) [-]
tell me about it
User avatar #79 to #50 - kampi ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
... Do people really talk about periods that much?
#121 to #79 - asftrooper (07/04/2013) [-]
probably most of it is from the **** boards
#32 - likely (07/04/2013) [-]
It is rather likely that I also suffer the same.
User avatar #177 to #32 - simoned (07/04/2013) [-]
highly un likely
#309 - came (07/05/2013) [-]
MFW clicking on some of my mentions
MFW clicking on some of my mentions
#323 to #309 - SgtBaha (07/05/2013) [-]
mfw you have 3 faces
mfw you have 3 faces
User avatar #196 to #41 - superanonymouspers (07/04/2013) [-]
I disliked your username, but at the same time, it's likely that I'm just crazy. I'm worried about it.
#25 - dontdeletemyuser (07/04/2013) [-]
i shoulda picked a name like.. penis. tits. ****** . satnaam. theflamingfire. worried. commando. scrub. something that would be used in a common conversation on FJ. i feel slightly lonely
User avatar #382 to #25 - psykobear (07/05/2013) [-]
Dafuq is satnaam? theflamingfire? I don't see these often on FJ.
User avatar #519 to #382 - dontdeletemyuser (07/05/2013) [-]
satnaam is aperson. everytime you see something neat in nfsw, comment that name.
User avatar #561 to #519 - theflamingfire (07/05/2013) [-]
And what am I?
User avatar #598 to #561 - dontdeletemyuser (07/05/2013) [-]
i have no idea who you are.
User avatar #610 to #598 - picori (07/06/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #536 to #519 - psykobear (07/05/2013) [-]
I don't really go to **** .
#425 to #25 - John Cena (07/05/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user russianbro ** I summon you, ****** .
User avatar #459 to #425 - bigblacknegro (07/05/2013) [-]
someone should summon me.. i feel unused.
#549 to #459 - John Cena (07/05/2013) [-]
me too
User avatar #502 to #25 - ilikebuttsex (07/05/2013) [-]
not as lonely as I... seems nobody on fj likes anal?...
#535 to #25 - chupamepito (07/05/2013) [-]
When I made my username I thought it meant, "Suck My Dick". Later when a friend of mine translated it he told me it says, "I Suck Dick" So.... I think i'm done here.
When I made my username I thought it meant, "Suck My Dick". Later when a friend of mine translated it he told me it says, "I Suck Dick" So.... I think i'm done here.
#540 to #535 - John Cena (07/05/2013) [-]
Actually it means "Suck me,dick."
User avatar #284 to #25 - jesusnipple (07/04/2013) [-]
Or you can pick a name that nobody is going to accidentally say in a conversation
User avatar #308 to #284 - psychopsychedelic (07/05/2013) [-]
As if conversations about Jesus Nipple's are uncommon
User avatar #345 to #308 - jesusnipple (07/05/2013) [-]
And Jesus's rock hard abs
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#541 to #25 - articulate (07/05/2013) [-]
That was actually why I made my name what it was. The reason I used "articulate" in particular is that I had just recently thought about how grand a word "articulate" is because you can say it "you need to be more articu-lit" or "you need to articu-late" and that it changes sounds depending on how you use it fascinated me.
User avatar #98 to #25 - yourmomfapping ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
i know that feel.
User avatar #521 to #25 - queefersutherland (07/05/2013) [-]
So alone....
#29 to #25 - ofc (07/04/2013) [-]
So make a new account. mfw my name
So make a new account. mfw my name
User avatar #427 to #25 - Nigger (07/05/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #224 to #25 - primerpower (07/04/2013) [-]
if i post porn, DJ 4DM1N please dontdeletemyuser
#280 to #25 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser dontdeletemyuser
#407 to #280 - John Cena (07/05/2013) [-]
dumb ****** , you dont get notifications from anons
#539 to #25 - subterfuge (07/05/2013) [-]
All I get are weird roleplay threads and I get more and more creeped out everytime
User avatar #518 to #25 - friendbarrier (07/05/2013) [-]
I wish i had friends.
User avatar #528 to #25 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
all i get are people miming explosions
User avatar #529 to #528 - dontdeletemyuser (07/05/2013) [-]
who mime an explosion with.. blarge? no offene. but what
User avatar #530 to #529 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
people on fj are really bad at miming explosions
User avatar #531 to #530 - dontdeletemyuser (07/05/2013) [-]
clearly
User avatar #82 to #25 - bongoboon (07/04/2013) [-]
dontdeletemyuser
User avatar #152 to #82 - noket (07/04/2013) [-]
dontdeletemyuser

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User avatar #601 to #152 - ilovehitler (07/05/2013) [-]
dontdeletemyuser
User avatar #344 to #25 - niggerstrangler (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm still surprised that i actually get some notifications of people using my name. I guess i shoulda picked another name
#378 to #25 - schnickelfritz (07/05/2013) [-]
I feel ya, bro!
I feel ya, bro!
#263 to #25 - quazyjash (07/04/2013) [-]
I bet horsedildoes probably would have been something common as well.
User avatar #434 to #25 - capinsquiggles (07/05/2013) [-]
I enjoy my name, it ensures that I never have to make a social interaction
#45 to #25 - shoulda (07/04/2013) [-]
You called?
#100 to #45 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
It's glorious!
(And if a user called "glorious" now shows up, my life is perfect.)
User avatar #222 to #100 - spartanian ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
you don't get notifications from anons
User avatar #384 to #222 - psykobear (07/05/2013) [-]
glorious
There.
User avatar #267 to #45 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
He shoulda not made his name worried.
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#458 to #446 - jsrf (07/05/2013) [-]
I wish you luck soldier of FJ
User avatar #259 - Shiny ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
So apparently, a lot of people here like Pokémon.
#304 - Bad Man (07/05/2013) [-]
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If user names with two words could be notified, I'd be in deep **** .
User avatar #386 to #304 - psykobear (07/05/2013) [-]
They can't?
I can't say "Bad Man" and you get mentioned?
User avatar #405 to #386 - Bad Man (07/05/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #467 to #304 - Major Mayhem (07/05/2013) [-]
I hear ya.
#137 - xxcxpxx (07/04/2013) [-]
**xxcxpxx rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at Internet ** mfw im worried
User avatar #140 to #137 - vanoreo (07/04/2013) [-]
wow, way to go

rolling trips without even going for trips
#200 to #137 - stupro (07/04/2013) [-]
It would be even greater accomplishment if thatotaku rolled that picture. but I'm worried that will never happen. ofc if it did, all women would have a miscarriage at once and we shoulda do something about it.
kampi
also, if this were an italian site, I would be summoned quite often.

geometric crocs disliked gettin likely stunning laid and thus are successfully disappointed and offended. lolwut? I don't know, have a funny comic for a redemption.
#266 to #200 - kampi ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
You called?
You called?
#600 to #266 - disappointed (07/05/2013) [-]
Good day, I am also a victim of mention.
User avatar #324 to #212 - birthdaybrony (07/05/2013) [-]
You must get a lot of notifications talking about cabbages with a name like that.
User avatar #329 to #324 - geometric (07/05/2013) [-]
that would be true, if I just made the account today.
User avatar #208 to #200 - thatotaku (07/04/2013) [-]
Dammit, dude. But, you did call me here.
User avatar #203 to #137 - thatotaku (07/04/2013) [-]
Look, you rolled my trips without going for trips by rolling for a picture, therefore calling me here.
#148 to #137 - pariahlol (07/04/2013) [-]
>Rolls picture
>Gets Trips
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User avatar #149 to #148 - xxcxpxx (07/04/2013) [-]
what happens if i try rolling trips?
#151 to #149 - pariahlol (07/04/2013) [-]
What kind of question is that?
of course you'll roll a picture
User avatar #31 - laid (07/04/2013) [-]
i fell ya bro
User avatar #46 to #31 - icameheretotroll (07/04/2013) [-]
Don't think anyone on funnyjunk would talk about you
#124 to #46 - jackassalope (07/04/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? People on FJ are always complaining about not getting laid.
#275 to #46 - gitanisme ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
mfw 69 thumbs
#120 - geometric (07/04/2013) [-]
lucky you.
#160 to #120 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
did you make that profile just for that..
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User avatar #138 to #120 - skiskate (07/04/2013) [-]
Having fun with cabbages lately?
User avatar #77 - stunning (07/04/2013) [-]

That is a stunning display of notifications



I dont even know if that made sense
#84 to #77 - display (07/04/2013) [-]
;)
User avatar #91 to #84 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/04/2013) [-]
I am ******* done with funnyjunk for the day.
#214 - imonaboatman (07/04/2013) [-]
I would be rather worried and offended if I were you.
I would be rather worried and offended if I were you.
User avatar #545 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
This is the place to be, especially with yourmomfapping, schnickelfritz, bigblacknegro, ilikebuttsex, friendbarrier, Blarge, queefersutherland, subterfuge, genocidalgenesis, qwarthos, bloodeyes, friedgreenpomatoes, nosleep, burnswhenipee, angelious, Spikeydeath, dontdeletemyuser, hongtonggobblenuts, skiskate, tostito, and infamously. You guys are the party people.

I'm sorry if I didn't mention you.
User avatar #547 to #545 - genocidalgenesis (07/05/2013) [-]
I freakin love you, mate.
User avatar #555 to #547 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
You're the best around.
#548 to #545 - angelious ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
feels good to know somebody cares
feels good to know somebody cares
User avatar #554 to #548 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
Don't worry man. You'll always be invited to my parties.
#557 to #554 - angelious ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
you are the first person to invite me to a party


since i dont have any suitable reaction pics.have this comic instead
User avatar #558 to #557 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm sorry it had to be to an online party, but a party is a party.

I find that comic hilarious.
User avatar #559 to #558 - angelious ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
never been to an online party neither.so it will do
User avatar #562 to #559 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
Good to hear. I'll buy ice cream.
User avatar #563 to #562 - angelious ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
then i will bring cookies.
User avatar #565 to #563 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
Sounds like a party to me. I can't wait.
User avatar #550 to #545 - bigblacknegro (07/05/2013) [-]
why me, but still, thank you, i love you.
User avatar #552 to #550 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
You said you wanted someone to summon you. I didn't quite do that, but I think this is close.
User avatar #551 to #545 - bloodeyes (07/05/2013) [-]
the mention is appriciated
User avatar #553 to #551 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
Any time, Mr. Eyes.
#560 to #545 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #585 to #560 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
*Meanwhile...*

Nurse, make sure you check on that Blarge fellow one more time. He'll be ready to leave soon and -- do you hear that maniacal laughing?

"No, Dr. Man."

Very well then. Go check on him.
User avatar #588 to #585 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
*still laughing maniacally when nurse walks in*
User avatar #589 to #588 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
"Uh, why are you laughing, Mr. Blarge?"
User avatar #590 to #589 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
because you don't know whats about to happen. *runs towards her while a massive rainbow explodes out of his mouth and drags the nurse back into him*
User avatar #591 to #590 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
*Dr. Man turns around to see a rainbow fly out of Blarge's room*

Oh my Rainbow God! This can't be happening again! I must quickly grab the Rainbow Removal device and activate it.
User avatar #592 to #591 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
*RISES INTO THE AIR ON A MUSHROOM CLOUD MADE OF RAINBOWS*
I HAVE ASCENDED TO MY TRUE FORM BOW BEFORE ME FILTHY MORTALS
User avatar #593 to #592 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
*All patients and staff are fleeing from the hospital, while Dr. Man runs towards the hospital armory*

I must grab the Rainbow Gun, 30 rounds of Rainbow, and the Rainbow Removal device. The world will be lost to the Rainbow Demons if I fail.
User avatar #594 to #593 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
RISE MY RAINBOW ARMY RISE *WATER STARTS SHOOTING FROM THE GROUND MAKING RAINBOWS* *THOUSANDS OF RAINBOW DEMONS RISE FROM THE RAINBOWS*
User avatar #595 to #594 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
I've made it to the armory.

*Loads up*

Let's kick some demons ass.

*Dashes into the hallway*

HEY BLARGE. COME GET SOME.
User avatar #596 to #595 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
*dr. mans runs out of the armory to find a massive army at the doior and is forced back inside*
User avatar #603 to #596 - thedudeistheman (07/06/2013) [-]
**** , I am not prepared for this. But they don't know that. I have to flank them using the underground rainbow road. I must travel quickly.
User avatar #611 to #603 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
*demons return* what the hell do you mean you don't know where he is. *punches closest demon*
User avatar #612 to #611 - thedudeistheman (07/06/2013) [-]
*jumps out of secret hatch and activates the Rainbow Regulator*

You'll never win, demons! You can't even see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
User avatar #615 to #612 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
GUARDS SEIZE HIM! *wonders why there is an armory in a hospital but shrugs it off*
User avatar #616 to #615 - thedudeistheman (07/06/2013) [-]
Gotta go fast! *Sprints out of hospital*

I have to alert the appropriate authorities.
User avatar #617 to #616 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
*little does he know that the hospital authorities are rainbow demon defectors*
User avatar #618 to #617 - thedudeistheman (07/06/2013) [-]
I can only trust the Rainbow Warriors for this.

RAINBOW WARRIORS, ASSSEEEEMMMMMMMBBBLLLLLEEEEE
User avatar #619 to #618 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
*little did he know that there was an impostor in their ranks the notorious Hugh mann*
User avatar #620 to #619 - thedudeistheman (07/06/2013) [-]
"We are the Rainbow Warriors, consisting of Rain, Bow, and Justice!"

What happened to Hugh Mann?

"We discovered he was an imposter!"

That dirty bastard. Well anyhoo, demons are attacking the hospital again.

"Warriors, follow me!"
User avatar #564 to #560 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
I can't perform surgery on your heart if it does burst. I'm not a licensed doctor.

Who knew that the heart actually pumped rainbows into your body?
#566 to #564 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #567 to #566 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
It's delicious. We need to get you on prevarainbow right away. It seems you have extreme Rainbow Reflux.
User avatar #568 to #567 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
*cough*thanks*cough*
User avatar #569 to #568 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
Anything to help my fellows.
User avatar #570 to #569 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
*walks over to the operating table*
User avatar #571 to #570 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
We're going to put you under rainbowstesia now. Don't worry, it'll all be okay.
User avatar #572 to #571 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
*very well starts counting backwards from a hundred*
User avatar #573 to #572 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
All right boys and girls, he's out. Let's open up his chest and put in a Rainbow Regulator.

...

Yes, that looks good. Patch him up and bring him to the recovery room.
User avatar #574 to #573 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
but little did thedudeisman know. He had pout in the rainbow regulator backwards and had most certainly doomed us all.
User avatar #575 to #574 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
"Dr. Man, I have grave news."

Yes, what is it?

"The Rainbow Regulator sir. It's in backwards."

IT'S IN BACKWARDS?!?!?!?! WE MUST QUICKLY GET BLARGE TO THE OPERATING ROOM!

*sprinting*

Blarge, we're bringing you back in for emergency surgery.
User avatar #576 to #575 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
But why doctor wasn't the surgery succesful
User avatar #577 to #576 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
Oh, um, yeah, when I said emergency, I really just meant, uh, bonus. No need to worry. You definitely won't explode and create a black hole due to Backwards Rainbow Regulator Syndrome. No, we're just putting on a bonus thingy.
User avatar #578 to #577 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
what! that makes me angry. and you won't like me when I'm angry.

*rainbows start seeping out of ears*
User avatar #579 to #578 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
Oh no. Oh no. Ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohno.

NURSE, IT'S STARTING TO HAPPEN! WE HAVE T-MINUS 5 MINUTES TO SAVE HIM.

...

There's no time for rainbowstesia. He won't feel it due to the current events taking place.

...

Sliced and diced. Flip the Regulator over and ... voila. Send him back.
User avatar #580 to #579 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
*wakes up a week later in a hospital bed* doctor, what happened
User avatar #581 to #580 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
Nothing you could sue us for. When a Rainbow Regulator is inserted into the human body, the body needs some time to get adjusted to it. It puts the conscious mind to sleep during this time. It's usually only a day, but due to how badly you need it, your body took longer to get used to it.
User avatar #584 to #581 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
Very well, thank you doctor. *Dr.Mans leaves the room* *laughs Maniacally* The fool actually thought he could fix me. MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAH
User avatar #582 to #581 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
thank you doctor when can I leave
User avatar #583 to #582 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
You can leave right after the nurse comes by to check on you one last time.
User avatar #621 to #560 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
*is sitting on his rainbow thrown when the Rainbow warriors burst in*
User avatar #586 to #545 - burnswhenipee (07/05/2013) [-]
Aaaww yisssssss
User avatar #587 to #586 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
Mutha
******
Mentions
User avatar #606 to #545 - qwarthos (07/06/2013) [-]
you're the man, dude
User avatar #608 to #606 - thedudeistheman (07/06/2013) [-]
You're the thos, qwar.
User avatar #546 to #545 - ilikebuttsex (07/05/2013) [-]
cheers bruh
User avatar #556 to #546 - thedudeistheman (07/05/2013) [-]
*clink*
#599 to #545 - Spikeydeath (07/05/2013) [-]
**** yeah lets get hammered and sacrifice sluts in the name of a deity, awww yeah[white][white]
User avatar #604 to #599 - thedudeistheman (07/06/2013) [-]
What deity are we going to honor with our bounty of sluts?
#607 to #604 - Spikeydeath (07/06/2013) [-]
hades?
User avatar #609 to #607 - thedudeistheman (07/06/2013) [-]
Hades does love his sluts.

What kind of sluts are we getting? The ones that know they're sluts, the fancy sluts, the sluts in denial -- there are so many to choose from.
#613 to #609 - Spikeydeath (07/06/2013) [-]
the ones who wear juicy shorts, i ******* hate those sluts, you have words on your ass and i cant look, **** you
User avatar #614 to #613 - thedudeistheman (07/06/2013) [-]
What about those stupid novelty shirts that say things like "I'm In Miami, Bitch"? Those shirts are stupid and you can wear them practically only in your house.
User avatar #602 to #545 - skiskate (07/05/2013) [-]
aww yiss. Sorry i don't have my reaction folder with me
User avatar #605 to #602 - thedudeistheman (07/06/2013) [-]
Neither do I, but I know of the image you are referencing, so I understand the reference and have had a nice chuckle to myself.
#411 - Falkor (07/05/2013) [-]
i must have picked the wrong name
#287 - ignored (07/04/2013) [-]
it is true, ignored is ignored
#167 - successfully (07/04/2013) [-]
I know that feel.
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