no lube. . Am i the only person who doesn' t tap with any form of lubricant? I feel like the only. dry master race
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#43 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
You'd think this was a about tugging your cock until you see it's by phanact. Then you realize he's shoving 2 foot dildos into his ass without any lube.
User avatar #57 to #43 - Necrophelia (07/04/2013) [-]
i never really understood the whole thing about phanact...
User avatar #69 to #57 - davvi (07/04/2013) [-]
he's a faggot
User avatar #142 to #57 - noutinus (07/04/2013) [-]
said the guy who's clearly into Dead People...
#178 to #142 - fcrocker (07/04/2013) [-]
female dead people.
User avatar #12 - the fuzzball (07/04/2013) [-]
dry master race
User avatar #44 to #12 - klina (07/04/2013) [-]
reporting
#90 to #44 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
die
User avatar #330 to #90 - drewsky (07/05/2013) [-]
I think you misunderstood what he meant by reporting.
User avatar #166 to #12 - matttmoss (07/04/2013) [-]
dry master bate
User avatar #93 to #12 - martiortiftw (07/04/2013) [-]
FORESKIN MASTER RACE!!!
User avatar #138 to #93 - therealtjthemedic (07/04/2013) [-]
awww yiss
i once smuggled stuff through an airport in my foreskin
User avatar #223 to #138 - lizardnigger (07/04/2013) [-]
Cheese isn't illegal.
#106 to #93 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
not cool bro, most people don't choose to get circumsized, somebody else makes the choice for them.
User avatar #280 to #106 - dumdumduu (07/04/2013) [-]
Most people don't choose to be white either.

Doesn't make us any less a master race.

Before you go all crazy: It's called a joke. I'm half-black, practically considered a ****** here in Finland.
User avatar #325 to #280 - alexusapi (07/05/2013) [-]
you have a hitler pikachu as your avatar... are you sure you're joking?
#220 - Jameshaich (07/04/2013) [-]
I tried lube once.
It just got messy and made squelching/squeaky noises I laughed and lost my boner.
#261 to #220 - fastforward (07/04/2013) [-]
Yfw
Yfw
#10 - reshiram (07/04/2013) [-]
i thought i was the only one
User avatar #68 to #10 - mcqwark (07/04/2013) [-]
I didn't know that it was so uncommon... Honestly I thought using lube while fapping is weird.
#123 to #68 - reshiram (07/04/2013) [-]
same here, some of my friends say its better to "posh wank" which is masturbating with a condom on and i never could get going
same here, some of my friends say its better to "posh wank" which is masturbating with a condom on and i never could get going
#2 - sanguinesolitude (07/04/2013) [-]
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i usually go dry, but lube can be nice
#26 to #2 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
When I use lube it just takes so damn long.
User avatar #309 to #26 - envinite ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
Isn't that the point of lube?
#81 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
I don't use lube but that's because I have a foreskin
#85 to #81 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
^
User avatar #45 - arkadia (07/04/2013) [-]
foreskins, bro.
#129 to #45 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
oh boy here we go
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#86 - shaddz ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #98 to #86 - sefyu (07/04/2013) [-]
but what if I am the only one who killed the president of the US - Abraham Lincoln?
User avatar #99 to #98 - shaddz ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
your other personality disagrees
#161 to #86 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
am i the only one thats me?
#101 to #86 - lrennl (07/04/2013) [-]
It's a rhetorical question to emphasize that fact that the person feels as if nobody else is the way they are. In other words. THEY'RE NOT REALLY ASKING.
#102 to #101 - shaddz ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
#187 to #86 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
Am i the only one with my exact sequence of dna? Yes. Yes, i am.
User avatar #118 to #86 - twondai (07/04/2013) [-]
am i the only one wit this exact configuration of atoms?
User avatar #124 to #118 - shaddz ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
given what timeframe
User avatar #126 to #124 - twondai (07/04/2013) [-]
now
User avatar #162 to #126 - shaddz ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
well if your gonna be that specific then given dimensional theories, im kidding im not that much of a dick, you got me
User avatar #165 to #162 - twondai (07/04/2013) [-]
well now that that's settled, i'm gonna go take a dump.
User avatar #286 to #165 - tippidyt (07/04/2013) [-]
Thanks for the laugh. ^^
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User avatar #320 to #303 - twondai (07/05/2013) [-]
what if there's just two like in futurama?
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User avatar #322 to #321 - twondai (07/05/2013) [-]
but then when they went to the edge of the universe there were only two universes
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#75 - thefasrdog (07/04/2013) [-]
I can never get any traction with lube...

In other words...
#105 to #75 - comanderspy (07/04/2013) [-]
lube is not supposed to give traction
lube is not supposed to give traction
#62 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
i use......my own spit
#285 to #62 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
Me too man, me too
#304 to #62 - envinite ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
100% natural
100% natural
#314 to #62 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
Aww hell yes bro. Why the **** not?

Is this seriously weird to some people?
#63 to #62 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
You're not alone.
#173 - bocatadesesos ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
#268 to #173 - gnegg (07/04/2013) [-]
So... There's someone else out there with me who uses the blood of unborn goats as lube?
User avatar #158 - zombiefied (07/04/2013) [-]
Spit master race
User avatar #163 to #158 - mrsonic (07/04/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one
#35 - blizzeh (07/04/2013) [-]
Do my tears count?
#67 to #35 - bakawaka (07/04/2013) [-]
yes. yes they do
#34 - DangerToManifold (07/04/2013) [-]
i think it might just be the cut fags that lube.
#38 to #34 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
uncut is gross.
#47 to #38 - laxwarriord ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
How so? I have never actually been given a reason as to why people think foreskins are disgusting.
#52 to #47 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
Dickcheese.
#55 to #52 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
yes because there is no way to get rid of it
i mean you clean it of and then 5 minutes later its there again, i mean if it would've taken a couple of days i guess it would be alright since people shower quite often in this day and age.
User avatar #140 to #55 - drulludanni (07/04/2013) [-]
idk it takes like 2+ days for it to form for me so if i just shower it wont be there
#253 to #52 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
Never had a problem with it.

Besides that, it's a natural disinfectant. It forms if you suck balls at hygiene because it protects your gland.
#54 to #52 - laxwarriord ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
I guess a comment about you being mature would be reversed on me here, so never mind.
User avatar #122 to #54 - nervaaurelius (07/04/2013) [-]
I like how when it comes to circumcised or not all the men start having a war with each other.
#231 to #122 - laxwarriord ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
I never see any reason to partake in the fights, i have never had a problem with either.
#307 to #47 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
I'm female and I'm not attracted to uncut dicks. I don't know why and I can't explain it, I'm just not.
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User avatar #120 to #34 - natedizzie (07/04/2013) [-]
I don't use lube i just use my sweat
#36 to #34 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
I'm cut and I don't use lube
User avatar #46 to #36 - arkadia (07/04/2013) [-]
you sir, are a warrior.
#241 to #46 - smokinbutox ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
It's not bad, I'm cut and i've never used lube, I dont know how it feels to be uncut and fap, so i don't know how it can feel better... It still feels good in my opinion.   
   
Gif. is irrelevant
It's not bad, I'm cut and i've never used lube, I dont know how it feels to be uncut and fap, so i don't know how it can feel better... It still feels good in my opinion.

Gif. is irrelevant
#159 - pharoahemonch (07/04/2013) [-]
my lonely tears provide more than adequate lubrication
my lonely tears provide more than adequate lubrication
#64 - comicthane (07/04/2013) [-]
You're not alone fellow chafe brother!
#100 - Viggiator (07/04/2013) [-]
Yeah bro.. of those billions of people on this planet, no one but you mastrubates without lubricants. You're right.
Yeah bro.. of those billions of people on this planet, no one but you mastrubates without lubricants. You're right.
#132 to #100 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
"Feels like"
He knows he's not alone, just trying to see how many people are like him.
#274 - drosenblum (07/04/2013) [-]
I am circumcised.
I use no lube.
Come at me, bro.
User avatar #287 to #274 - bobthedilder (07/04/2013) [-]
I shall stand with thee, brother.
User avatar #318 to #287 - ekiouja (07/05/2013) [-]
I am sparticus.
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