Rape just got serious. . did you know? Sloths can swim 3 times faster than they can move on land and can held their breath for up to 40 min. he ook. hlwg Rape just got serious did you know? Sloths can swim 3 times faster than they move on land and held their breath for up to 40 min he ook hlwg
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#13 - coustify
Reply +24
(07/03/2013) [-]
How did they test that?
#18 to #13 - alanflindt
Reply +259
(07/03/2013) [-]
Put a sloth in water...
#108 to #18 - pkmnmaster
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(07/04/2013) [-]
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#122 to #108 - longboarding
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(07/04/2013) [-]
JESUS CHRIS THAT THING LOOKS LIKE HORROR INCARNATE
#27 to #18 - coustify
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(07/03/2013) [-]
No ****, but what did they do to test the exact amount of time it could survive underwater?
#30 to #27 - alanflindt
Reply +32
(07/03/2013) [-]
Follow round several sloths in water and then see how long each one stays underwater for.
If they generally stay underwater for like 30+ minutes and one of them reaches like 40 minutes then, if you did this with many sloths and 40 minutes was the maximum, then you can assume that they can stay under water 40 minutes maximum.

Look, i'm not a ******* sloth scientist, i don't know, but i'm assuming it would be something along the lines of that - it's not that outrageous of a claim to make.
#99 to #30 - yindragon
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I was gonna say "Hold it's head under water until the bubbles stopped."
#78 to #30 - Dairycow
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(07/04/2013) [-]
"sloth scientist"
#48 to #30 - anon
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
>Sloth scientist

Now I know what I want to be when I graduate.
#70 to #48 - walkerjam
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Googled Sloth Scientist.
#116 to #18 - ktbmnf
Reply 0
(07/04/2013) [-]
maybe he was in a rush to get out or something.
#1 - allnamesrtaken
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(07/03/2013) [-]
#8 to #1 - thedeadcow
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#101 to #8 - ohgodwaitimatheist
Reply -1
(07/04/2013) [-]
not 100% related
#15 - songemot
Reply +126
(07/03/2013) [-]
0 x 3 = 0
#100 to #15 - luismiguelxd
Reply +2
(07/04/2013) [-]
Sorry, why is everyone thumbing this up? I don't get it.
#105 to #100 - anon
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(07/04/2013) [-]
in case you're serious, sloths are so slow they are practically stationary. 3 times faster than that is still nothing
#106 to #105 - luismiguelxd
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Oooh sorry, i feel dumb
#121 to #106 - eliopess
Reply -3
(07/04/2013) [-]
well you really should
#6 - arkytior
Reply +74
(07/03/2013) [-]
#9 to #6 - tabarzins
Reply +11
(07/03/2013) [-]
sloth-er your whole family
#12 to #9 - erf
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(07/03/2013) [-]
hm that joke is actualy new to me.... why wasn't i thinking about that one ...
#10 to #9 - arkytior
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(07/03/2013) [-]
#22 - almostninja
Reply +58
(07/03/2013) [-]
My god, it's the perfect weapon
#42 to #22 - satnaam
Reply +9
(07/03/2013) [-]
**satnaam rolls 053**

Dashing through the grass
I'm coming to rape that ass
through rain, or flood, or snow,
there's no where i wont go.
you think your in the clear.
peeling of tape you hear,
Feelings of Rape and fear!
"The RAPING SLOTH IS HERE!!!"
#47 to #42 - martyss
Reply -6
(07/03/2013) [-]
sorry
sorry
#49 to #47 - satnaam
Reply +5
(07/03/2013) [-]
AAWWW ****,
Well I guess Ill go down with this ship and endure the sea of red thumbs
#68 to #49 - martyss
Reply 0
(07/04/2013) [-]
Something tells me you don't have to worry about it.
#35 - josieabby
Reply +41
(07/03/2013) [-]
Sloth's FW rape just got serious.
Sloth's FW rape just got serious.
#77 - tehphire
Reply +37
(07/04/2013) [-]
MS Paint skills
#31 - moforsho
Reply +15
(07/03/2013) [-]
Imagine going for a swim then seeing that coming towards you...
Imagine going for a swim then seeing that coming towards you...
#34 to #31 - josieabby
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(07/03/2013) [-]
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#72 to #34 - tehphire
Reply +2
(07/04/2013) [-]
Jaws theme!!

now listen to this while watching that gif
#41 - mainstreamed
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(07/03/2013) [-]
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#44 - josieabby
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