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User avatar #14 - carnagejc (07/03/2013) [-]
It was nice knowing you all.

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User avatar #104 to #14 - theuglypanda (07/03/2013) [-]
Why is "Bubba the Love Sponge" a keyword...
It made me laugh really hard, but why would the NSA target you for that hahah
#106 to #14 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
iss? so when im looking up stuff about the international space station, they check it out?
#131 to #14 - monkeybrains ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
NSA's face when
User avatar #27 to #14 - mookiez (07/03/2013) [-]
Wank is a keyword, poor poor gunther.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - carnagejc (07/03/2013) [-]
I noticed that they check for "sardine" twice, so be very careful of which types of fish you google. The government might take you away.
User avatar #26 to #19 - mookiez (07/03/2013) [-]
Obama in the same sentence as gun or bomb.
I'm going ton be cooking dinner later for my guest, the fbi.
User avatar #44 to #19 - carnivora (07/03/2013) [-]
"Bubba the Love Sponge"

wat ?
#120 to #44 - longboarding (07/03/2013) [-]
He's a disc jockey who used to work with Howard Stern but is much cruder. He has 2 nutjobs come on his show as a joke who are super political and blame the government for 911 and everything else.
User avatar #25 to #19 - kingrayne (07/03/2013) [-]
wait
redheads is a keyword? wat
User avatar #69 to #19 - repitem (07/03/2013) [-]
WANK? Worldwide Agency for Nasty Kinks?
#111 to #19 - mcfc (07/03/2013) [-]
Guys to troll them why dont we all just spam all of the keywords all over the internet?
Guys to troll them why dont we all just spam all of the keywords all over the internet?
User avatar #113 to #111 - mcbmichael (07/03/2013) [-]
because they can black-male you with your internet history
#38 to #19 - qwertfag (07/03/2013) [-]
"siliconpimp"
User avatar #28 to #19 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
those are keywords right?
#78 to #19 - fireyvoidence (07/03/2013) [-]
Can someone please explain to me what this is....

Pic related. Me when it comes to this
User avatar #82 to #78 - zedong (07/03/2013) [-]
It is the tougth of the government spying on our internet activity, and tracking you down if you use some "special" words in forums of blogs, like, if I write " Tomorrow, I'll place my homemade 10 kg pipe bomb, and place it in the lobby of xxx hotel in New York, then i will snipe down the governor, as the terrorist i am.", i will be put on a list, and followed closely by the government.

I am terribly sorry for my ****** description of this criminal act, but i suck at making up stuff like this, i am not a maniac terrorist killer with a Bushmaster ACR on my shouder and claymore explosives in my basement.
#97 to #19 - hairydickfarts (07/03/2013) [-]
you. I like you.
#55 to #18 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
This kills the man.
User avatar #90 to #18 - ghettograndpa (07/03/2013) [-]
I am going to google every single one of those
User avatar #93 to #90 - mcbmichael (07/03/2013) [-]
good luck in prison
User avatar #94 to #93 - ghettograndpa (07/03/2013) [-]
I'll lube up good


I'm 187 cm(6'2) tall, I'm the rapist
#101 to #96 - ghettograndpa (07/03/2013) [-]
damn right it is
User avatar #99 to #17 - mcbmichael (07/03/2013) [-]
why market
User avatar #68 to #16 - DrPeppir (07/03/2013) [-]
Bubba the Love Sponge
User avatar #103 to #16 - mcbmichael (07/03/2013) [-]
>texas ?
#1 - lizardnigger (07/02/2013) [-]
NSA's FW my history
#24 to #1 - bandal (07/03/2013) [-]
Hey hey hey hey
#83 - darrensankari ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
"TFW my history" x ∞
on every single NSA-related post

Yeah, we get it. You got weird fetishes. That doesn't exactly make you special on this site.
User avatar #6 - mostlyshits ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Whatever, more shemale porn for them.
User avatar #54 to #34 - atrocitustheking (07/03/2013) [-]
It's nice to not be important.
User avatar #84 to #34 - Cambro (07/03/2013) [-]
At the bottom are the "hot words" the NSA are looking for in emails. Finding these words makes it grounds for reading. You will notice words like "waves" and "tsunami" and "death," "sick," or "China."

Oh, and also "scammers," "hackers," "pirates," "social media," and "police."

Not to mention they can program it to look for any word. Say, for example, a political party becomes enemies of the government. They could begin searching for words like "occupy" or "protest" or names of individuals.

Its not about what they are doing, its about what they could do.
#43 to #34 - pulluspardus (07/03/2013) [-]
MFW Never had an intimate phone call
MFW Never had an intimate phone call
#58 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
So if the NSA is spying on us all at all times... Why don't we all just make a date in which we all go do nothing but view porn all day, every one of us on the internet. I think they'll get the point.
#80 to #58 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
There's already a day for that called everyday.
#66 to #58 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
Do you mean there are days we do other things than watch porn?
#79 to #66 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
Not all at the same time. It's gotta be the same porn too. Like a massive male orgy of sorts. Make them really uncomfortable.
#8 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/03/2013) [-]
tfw they see 			******		 facebook posts
tfw they see ****** facebook posts
#2 - azteh (07/02/2013) [-]
Their FW they check my browser history
#5 to #2 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
Reaves?
#36 - sirfisticuffs (07/03/2013) [-]
TFW my history
#110 to #36 - peelzes (07/03/2013) [-]
tfw my history
#59 - brondmaniac (07/03/2013) [-]
National Sex Association?
National Sex Association?
User avatar #88 to #59 - animedudej (07/03/2013) [-]
my thoughts excactly
#81 - falconxmard (07/03/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #3941567 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
NSA's face whengoing through my internet history
#72 - julesv (07/03/2013) [-]
**julesv rolled a random image posted in comment #4889448 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** TFW my browser history
#76 to #72 - joktapuss (07/03/2013) [-]
You have rolled the Ogrelord!
You must be the chosen one.
#77 to #76 - julesv (07/03/2013) [-]
Shrek is love.
Shrek is love.
#52 - Pokekid (07/03/2013) [-]
The NSA is listening to all of our important phone calls
User avatar #125 to #52 - ugoboom ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
What was that pic from? I sorta remember it.
#127 to #125 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
I think its the Amanda Show.
#64 - satoshimiwa (07/03/2013) [-]
Dat paint skills
#12 - whatshouldibenamed (07/03/2013) [-]
**whatshouldibenamed rolled a random image posted in comment #672734 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **
NSA face when they see my browsing history.
#114 - jarofdirt (07/03/2013) [-]
MFW NSA
User avatar #129 to #114 - christmouth ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
An excellent movie. Should probably watch it again.
#9 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
work for NSA keep browsing funnyjunk get pay for doing what you do everyday
+1
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User avatar #112 - rangerofthesea ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
get back to twerk
#57 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
it might not be worth panicking over, but we should always keep an eye on our government, and this kind of thing should stay in the back of our minds.

do i think this is to keep us safe? not really, no. After seeing how they handled the info before the Boston bombing, i'm doubtful this will keep us safe. it will probably do very well at keeping them safe from us, though.
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