How to be Alpha. There is no such thing as friendzones. Are you expecting to get a cookie for the thing your supposed to do? This comes rich from a guy who does How to get a girlfriend alpha as fuck
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How to be Alpha. There is no such thing as friendzones. Are you expecting to get a cookie for the thing your supposed to do? This comes rich from a guy who does

There is no such thing as friendzones. Are you expecting to get a cookie for the thing your supposed to do?
This comes rich from a guy who doesn't have a girlfriend... that's me

how to ask a girl aut;
Get that ************ alone, so ene ems
is with you. Sit her the **** down and sit
dawn right next to her. Give her something,
like idk chocolate er whatever the **** girls
like, tampons er seme ****. Hold her hands,
both of them, not just ene cause there
******* pussy. Look into her eyes, deep as
****, do that **** don 't just think about
daing it, Stay there fer a few seconds, hold
that position then when you have big
enough balls ask the bitch out. Just five
simple words will you be my girlfriend?‘
cause that ***** s cuter than 'will you go out
with me? After all this you will have a
girlfriend then you will eema back and thank
me for this. Have fun being in a relationship
*******.
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Views: 37593 Submitted: 07/02/2013
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#29 - Hightower
Reply +289
(07/03/2013) [-]
But what if my wife finds out?
#72 to #29 - anon
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
Tell your daughter to not tell her.
#100 to #29 - xldarkking
Reply +5
(07/03/2013) [-]
tell her your a Mormon now
#9 - franger
Reply +238
(07/02/2013) [-]
Headin' out to find me some wimmin.
Headin' out to find me some wimmin.
#4 - cyborgturtle
Reply +195
(07/02/2013) [-]
MFW this doesn't work and i come back here
MFW this doesn't work and i come back here
#40 - awec
Reply +166
(07/03/2013) [-]
"Get that ************ alone"
#188 to #40 - clonesmustdie
Reply +4
(07/03/2013) [-]
Any of the following should suffice:

"Hey can I talk to you alone for a sec?"
"Wow that looks cool, lets go get a closer look"
"Go alone with me to this alley I need to do something really important"
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
#95 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
Reply +30
(07/03/2013) [-]
I lack the balls required for this.
#99 to #95 - gwynn
Reply +97
(07/03/2013) [-]
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#101 to #99 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
Reply +3
(07/03/2013) [-]
I'd already be tripping over my words.
I don't think getting drunk is a great idea.
#105 to #101 - gwynn
Reply +1
(07/03/2013) [-]
Not ground holding drunk.
Just drunk.
Drink till the point that you want to dance (when you don't know how)
Most important part, do not loose control over you own actions when drunk. Always think a few seconds before saying something. If you relay want to say it, that drunkenness will give you a kick in ass that will help you.
#159 to #105 - rzone
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
"drink till the point that you want to dance (when you dont know how)"
Words of wisdom right here, by now I know exactly how much I need to drink to get to that, and it's gotten me more 8's than I could ever have the balls to talk to while sober.
#117 to #105 - sonicg
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
But if you **** up and drink until you get to that point, you'll surpass it and get to falling over while sitting down drunk/fall out of the car and not wanna move from the comfy as **** grass drunk.
#176 to #99 - anon
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
Worked for me and my girlfriend actually. In a dorm room, alone, drunk on Royal Reserve whiskey we bought from her ex, we confessed our feelings to each other. It was magical and the greatest thing that l feel has ever happened in my life. I then proceeded to puke violently on her favorite blanket. To which she replied "I was going to kiss you, but then you puked all over my blanket. Goodnight..."

Fast foreward close to 9 months and we're still going strong.
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#248 to #1 - servantd
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
Shouldn't it be "were enemies"?
#55 - deathrinder
Reply +58
(07/03/2013) [-]
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#157 to #55 - ryanburry
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
Step 9, the real problem.
#65 to #55 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE
Reply +2
(07/03/2013) [-]
step 9 and 12 conflict, either you talk to her like a normal person or you suck up to her and say you agree with her flawed opinions, this is why prostitution will never go out of business...
#111 to #65 - sabaton
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
#63 - pulpunderground
Reply +50
(07/03/2013) [-]
Instructions were unclear, accidentally taking sister on a date tomorrow.
#69 to #63 - Spikeydeath
Reply +4
(07/03/2013) [-]
incest is wincest brother
#54 - ohgodmysides
Reply +32
(07/03/2013) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough, I got my penis stuck in a vagina.



Oh...
#3 - lizardnigger
Reply +24
(07/02/2013) [-]
I'll do it and ask this girl when I can.
The middle one.
#166 to #3 - KillerKlownKKK
Reply -2
(07/03/2013) [-]
I like the one on the left. That chick looks like she can make one hell of a sammich. You get arms like that eating salad. and no that's not an insult. Skinny girls piss me off because they can't cook and you can't **** em quite as hard
#30 to #3 - cubanwhiteman
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
If it goes south ask if you can get hooked up with one of her friends.
She'll either admit she's jealous or hook you up with someone else.
Win-Win situation.


I know this was on front page yesterday, but that doesn't mean I never told people that before.
The fact that I never told people it before means I never told people it before.
#11 to #3 - mikli
Reply +7
(07/03/2013) [-]
Is she queen of the dragons?