Everybody point and laugh. . 21. 95 points E) hours ago‘: (last edited 1. 6 minutes ago) teii) Grew up extremely sheltered, all the way through high school. Got crabs medicine

Everybody point and laugh

21. 95 points E) hours ago‘: (last edited 1. 6 minutes ago) teii)
Grew up extremely sheltered, all the way through high school. Got my first job at 16 working at a pharmacy.
Stocking same shelves, I' m approached by an attractive Spanish girl. She asks:
Do you have medicine far.. um.. crabs E”
Puzzled, as I' d never met a persin with crabs as pets, new considered that pharmacies carried medicine fer pet
crabs, f turned be where the pharmacist was and yelled:
HEY THIS GIRL HERE IS LOOKING FOR MEDICINE FOR BEARS WE GOT ANYTHING?"
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User avatar #1 - lizardnigger (07/02/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I bet that put her in a crab mood for the rest of the day
User avatar #2 to #1 - nooneofinterest (07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I bet she was really feeling the pinch
#17 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
so by spanish looking you mean mexican? (or latin american i guess, looking at you central america)
User avatar #19 to #17 - thelordofrepost (07/03/2013) [-]
She might be from Spain ******* .
#9 - ironsliver (07/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #14 - tlrloolrlt (07/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
HEY THIS GIRL HERE IS LOOKING FOR MEDICINE FOR BEARS WE GOT ANYTHING?" - Bulb
#28 - msypsylon (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #5 - nativninja (07/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
what site are posts like these from? i find most of these hilarious.
User avatar #8 to #5 - nooneofinterest (07/02/2013) [-]
I'll give creddit where its due
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#54 - harbingerwolf (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That feel when you actually have pet land crabs.   
   
They're awesome.
That feel when you actually have pet land crabs.

They're awesome.
#29 - fyaq (07/03/2013) [-]
+1
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User avatar #34 to #32 - nooneofinterest (07/03/2013) [-]
The story finished where I cut it out. On another comment he said he felt bad. I dont understand where I said he wasnt sorry, in the story he explains his naivety suggesting he wasnt mean he just didnt understand. You are a ******* dick
#79 - zomaru (07/03/2013) [-]
Smooth move ass wipe.
#77 - schokoplaetzchen (07/03/2013) [-]
Well, the only explaination I have is the following.

In germany, crab means Krebs. And Krebs has two meanings:

1. A crab
2. Cancer.

So maybe she wanted medicine for cancer, but didn't know the right word and thought that in the english language, you can also use crab as a word for cancer.

(I don't know spanish, so it could be that in spanish language you have the same problem as in german language.)
User avatar #60 - burndt (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Is it possible to get a job at a pharmacy at 16?
User avatar #86 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (07/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Puzzled, as I' d never met a persin with crabs as pets, new considered that pharmacies carried medicine fer pet
crabs, f turned be where the pharmacist was and yelled:
HEY THIS GIRL HERE IS LOOKING FOR MEDICINE FOR BEARS WE GOT ANYTHING?"-Lightbulb
#85 - solarisofcelestia (07/05/2013) [-]
Well, hurry up and get her the medicine, crab lives could be at steak!
User avatar #59 - themurp (07/03/2013) [-]
I think that might have actually calmed her down. Yeah, now everyone knows, but she/he treated it so normally that she would feel less awkward and out of place.
#52 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
Lightbulb wants bear medicine.
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User avatar #49 to #38 - nooneofinterest (07/03/2013) [-]
Who the **** cares
User avatar #22 - vanoreo (07/03/2013) [-]
wow, I feel really bad
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