Everybody point and laugh. . 21. 95 points E) hours ago‘: (last edited 1. 6 minutes ago) teii) Grew up extremely sheltered, all the way through high school. Got crabs medicine
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Everybody point and laugh

21. 95 points E) hours ago‘: (last edited 1. 6 minutes ago) teii)
Grew up extremely sheltered, all the way through high school. Got my first job at 16 working at a pharmacy.
Stocking same shelves, I' m approached by an attractive Spanish girl. She asks:
Do you have medicine far.. um.. crabs E”
Puzzled, as I' d never met a persin with crabs as pets, new considered that pharmacies carried medicine fer pet
crabs, f turned be where the pharmacist was and yelled:
HEY THIS GIRL HERE IS LOOKING FOR MEDICINE FOR BEARS WE GOT ANYTHING?"
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#1 - lizardnigger
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I bet that put her in a crab mood for the rest of the day
#68 to #1 - ningyoaijin ONLINE
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(07/03/2013) [-]
You could have said "crabby", but nooooo you had to be unfunny.
#84 to #68 - lizardnigger
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(07/03/2013) [-]
>unfunny
>66 thumbs
#21 to #1 - cakershaker
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I don't get to use this often.
#2 to #1 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I bet she was really feeling the pinch
#3 to #2 - lizardnigger
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(07/02/2013) [-]
It must have been clawful
#4 to #3 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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(07/02/2013) [-]
She had to claw her way out of that situation. I bet she was crabby for the rest of the day
#6 to #4 - ninjaspartan
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(07/02/2013) [-]
ENOUGH WITH THE ******* PUNS.

They're making me crabby.
#7 to #6 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I   
Approve   
Of   
Your   
Style
I
Approve
Of
Your
Style
#83 to #6 - balloketchup
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Clam down. I sea you're mad, and intend to eel you of poor mood. What was the pig doing in the kitchen?
bacon
#25 to #6 - mutantunicorn
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(07/03/2013) [-]
why are you all talking about this guy, it makes no sense
#67 to #6 - anon
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(07/03/2013) [-]
why is everybody being so lobster?
#17 - anon
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(07/03/2013) [-]
so by spanish looking you mean mexican? (or latin american i guess, looking at you central america)
#82 to #17 - doddythechef
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(07/03/2013) [-]
are people really this dumb and ignorant
are people really this dumb and ignorant
#19 to #17 - thelordofrepost
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(07/03/2013) [-]
She might be from Spain *******.
#55 to #19 - imnotkickthecat
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(07/03/2013) [-]
What state is that in?
#64 to #55 - cirruss
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Im not sure if your joking nor not....
#72 to #64 - imnotkickthecat
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(07/03/2013) [-]
You almost got it.
You almost got it.
#9 - ironsliver
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#27 to #9 - grantninnes
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(07/03/2013) [-]
George of the Jungle. Cinematic ******* masterpiece.
#14 - tlrloolrlt
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(07/03/2013) [-]
HEY THIS GIRL HERE IS LOOKING FOR MEDICINE FOR BEARS WE GOT ANYTHING?" - Bulb
#50 to #14 - gibroner
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(07/03/2013) [-]
unfortunately there is no known cure for bears
unfortunately there is no known cure for bears
#61 to #50 - emperorervinmar **User deleted account**
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#63 to #61 - gibroner
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(07/03/2013) [-]
but the bears are evolving they are becoming immune to treatment
#65 to #63 - emperorervinmar **User deleted account**
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#66 to #65 - gibroner
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(07/03/2013) [-]
that may just work... for now
that may just work... for now
#28 - msypsylon
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#69 to #28 - wtfduud
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Alpha as ****.
#74 to #69 - thenameschuck
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Beta is overlord magnet warrior
#30 to #28 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/03/2013) [-]
she probably started crying, got on her knees, and started blowing him.
#5 - nativninja
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(07/02/2013) [-]
what site are posts like these from? i find most of these hilarious.
#13 to #5 - I Am Monkey
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I don't know where this specifically came from. (reddit apparently), but there's actually a site called cringechannel.com that has stuff like this.
#12 to #5 - infernobird
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(07/03/2013) [-]
They are from reddit
#8 to #5 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I'll give creddit where its due
#10 to #8 - nativninja
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(07/03/2013) [-]
is that a hint? cREDDIT? if you got it from reddit where did they get that from?
#48 - goobyman
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#51 to #48 - shadownigga
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(07/03/2013) [-]
The girl had crabs not pet crabs, pussy crabs
#53 to #48 - princessren
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#58 to #53 - themurp
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(07/03/2013) [-]
are crabs a disease?
#54 - harbingerwolf
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(07/03/2013) [-]
That feel when you actually have pet land crabs.   
   
They're awesome.
That feel when you actually have pet land crabs.

They're awesome.
#57 to #54 - jackjr
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(07/03/2013) [-]
#75 to #57 - pulluspardus
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(07/03/2013) [-]
but fluffy multi legged/eyed creatures are cute.
but fluffy multi legged/eyed creatures are cute.
#76 to #75 - jackjr
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(07/03/2013) [-]
SOOO cute.
SOOO cute.
#29 - fyaq
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#15 - mrmofo
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#16 to #15 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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#24 to #23 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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#26 to #20 - Spikeydeath
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(07/03/2013) [-]
why are you so mean?
#31 to #26 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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#34 to #32 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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(07/03/2013) [-]
The story finished where I cut it out. On another comment he said he felt bad. I dont understand where I said he wasnt sorry, in the story he explains his naivety suggesting he wasnt mean he just didnt understand. You are a ******* dick
#35 to #34 - Spikeydeath
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(07/03/2013) [-]
and now your deleting the comments what the **** you stupid cock
#36 to #35 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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(07/03/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you. He said there was more to the story to get people pissed off that I cut it off when there wasnt anymore story to ******* tell. Do you understand whats happening
#37 to #36 - Spikeydeath
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I understand you a stupid cock?
#39 to #37 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Genuinely do you get what this argument is about because I dont think you understand he was being a dick for no reason and it pissed me off.
#40 to #39 - Spikeydeath
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(07/03/2013) [-]
He had more to say, the original story, but you didnt finish it, dick head
#41 to #40 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Yes I did the story ended where I cut it off I left the entire story.
#42 to #41 - Spikeydeath
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(07/03/2013) [-]
********, I dont see the part where he said he felt bad, of course no one will believe me now because you are a comment deleting dickhead
#43 to #42 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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(07/03/2013) [-]
That was a separate comment. Why is that important anyway. Be not stupid you little ******* cunt
#44 to #43 - Spikeydeath
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(07/03/2013) [-]
because it ties up the story, I am confused what happened after, or anything at all
I guess i will never know now you dick
#45 to #44 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Nothing happened after it didn't tie up the story it was a completely irrelevant comment to another redditor. You are wrong you supported the dickhead and all the other little teenage faggots jumped on the bandwagon
#46 to #45 - Spikeydeath
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I guess we will never know, go ahead delete my comments ya ********
#47 to #46 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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(07/03/2013) [-]
We will never know what. What the **** do you keep saying that **** for. I can tell you're obviously stupid. I'll leave this conversation now.
#56 to #47 - granadablashlack
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(07/03/2013) [-]
And here we have a **** load of purple lines