Everybody point and laugh. . 21. 95 points E) hours ago‘: (last edited 1. 6 minutes ago) teii) Grew up extremely sheltered, all the way through high school. Got crabs medicine
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Everybody point and laugh

21. 95 points E) hours ago‘: (last edited 1. 6 minutes ago) teii)
Grew up extremely sheltered, all the way through high school. Got my first job at 16 working at a pharmacy.
Stocking same shelves, I' m approached by an attractive Spanish girl. She asks:
Do you have medicine far.. um.. crabs E”
Puzzled, as I' d never met a persin with crabs as pets, new considered that pharmacies carried medicine fer pet
crabs, f turned be where the pharmacist was and yelled:
HEY THIS GIRL HERE IS LOOKING FOR MEDICINE FOR BEARS WE GOT ANYTHING?"
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#9 - ironsliver (07/03/2013) [-]
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#27 to #9 - grantninnes (07/03/2013) [-]
George of the Jungle. Cinematic ******* masterpiece.
User avatar #14 - tlrloolrlt (07/03/2013) [-]
HEY THIS GIRL HERE IS LOOKING FOR MEDICINE FOR BEARS WE GOT ANYTHING?" - Bulb
#50 to #14 - gibroner ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
unfortunately there is no known cure for bears
unfortunately there is no known cure for bears
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#63 to #61 - gibroner ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
but the bears are evolving they are becoming immune to treatment
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#66 to #65 - gibroner ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
that may just work... for now
that may just work... for now
User avatar #1 - lizardnigger (07/02/2013) [-]
I bet that put her in a crab mood for the rest of the day
User avatar #68 to #1 - ningyoaijin (07/03/2013) [-]
You could have said "crabby", but nooooo you had to be unfunny.
User avatar #84 to #68 - lizardnigger (07/03/2013) [-]
>unfunny
>66 thumbs
#21 to #1 - cakershaker (07/03/2013) [-]
I don't get to use this often.
User avatar #2 to #1 - nooneofinterest (07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I bet she was really feeling the pinch
User avatar #3 to #2 - lizardnigger (07/02/2013) [-]
It must have been clawful
User avatar #4 to #3 - nooneofinterest (07/02/2013) [-]
She had to claw her way out of that situation. I bet she was crabby for the rest of the day
#6 to #4 - ninjaspartan (07/02/2013) [-]
ENOUGH WITH THE ******* PUNS.

They're making me crabby.
#7 to #6 - nooneofinterest (07/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 to #6 - balloketchup (07/03/2013) [-]
Clam down. I sea you're mad, and intend to eel you of poor mood. What was the pig doing in the kitchen?
bacon
#67 to #6 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
why is everybody being so lobster?
#25 to #6 - mutantunicorn (07/03/2013) [-]
why are you all talking about this guy, it makes no sense
#69 to #28 - wtfduud (07/03/2013) [-]
Alpha as **** .
User avatar #74 to #69 - thenameschuck (07/03/2013) [-]
Beta is overlord magnet warrior
User avatar #30 to #28 - sanguinesolitude (07/03/2013) [-]
she probably started crying, got on her knees, and started blowing him.
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#54 - harbingerwolf (07/03/2013) [-]
That feel when you actually have pet land crabs.   
   
They're awesome.
That feel when you actually have pet land crabs.

They're awesome.
#75 to #57 - pulluspardus (07/03/2013) [-]
but fluffy multi legged/eyed creatures are cute.
but fluffy multi legged/eyed creatures are cute.
#76 to #75 - jackjr (07/03/2013) [-]
SOOO cute.
SOOO cute.
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#79 - zomaru (07/03/2013) [-]
Smooth move ass wipe.
#77 - schokoplaetzchen (07/03/2013) [-]
Well, the only explaination I have is the following.

In germany, crab means Krebs. And Krebs has two meanings:

1. A crab
2. Cancer.

So maybe she wanted medicine for cancer, but didn't know the right word and thought that in the english language, you can also use crab as a word for cancer.

(I don't know spanish, so it could be that in spanish language you have the same problem as in german language.)
User avatar #60 - burndt (07/03/2013) [-]
Is it possible to get a job at a pharmacy at 16?
User avatar #62 to #60 - nooneofinterest (07/03/2013) [-]
As an assistant I think so
User avatar #73 to #62 - thenameschuck (07/03/2013) [-]
Unless youre black then they think you are a drug dealer (3/5 times they are)
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#26 to #20 - Spikeydeath (07/03/2013) [-]
why are you so mean?
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User avatar #34 to #32 - nooneofinterest (07/03/2013) [-]
The story finished where I cut it out. On another comment he said he felt bad. I dont understand where I said he wasnt sorry, in the story he explains his naivety suggesting he wasnt mean he just didnt understand. You are a ******* dick
#35 to #34 - Spikeydeath (07/03/2013) [-]
and now your deleting the comments what the **** you stupid cock
User avatar #36 to #35 - nooneofinterest (07/03/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you. He said there was more to the story to get people pissed off that I cut it off when there wasnt anymore story to ******* tell. Do you understand whats happening
#37 to #36 - Spikeydeath (07/03/2013) [-]
I understand you a stupid cock?
User avatar #39 to #37 - nooneofinterest (07/03/2013) [-]
Genuinely do you get what this argument is about because I dont think you understand he was being a dick for no reason and it pissed me off.
#40 to #39 - Spikeydeath (07/03/2013) [-]
He had more to say, the original story, but you didnt finish it, dick head
User avatar #41 to #40 - nooneofinterest (07/03/2013) [-]
Yes I did the story ended where I cut it off I left the entire story.
#42 to #41 - Spikeydeath (07/03/2013) [-]
******** , I dont see the part where he said he felt bad, of course no one will believe me now because you are a comment deleting dickhead
User avatar #43 to #42 - nooneofinterest (07/03/2013) [-]
That was a separate comment. Why is that important anyway. Be not stupid you little ******* cunt
#44 to #43 - Spikeydeath (07/03/2013) [-]
because it ties up the story, I am confused what happened after, or anything at all
I guess i will never know now you dick
User avatar #45 to #44 - nooneofinterest (07/03/2013) [-]
Nothing happened after it didn't tie up the story it was a completely irrelevant comment to another redditor. You are wrong you supported the dickhead and all the other little teenage faggots jumped on the bandwagon
#46 to #45 - Spikeydeath (07/03/2013) [-]
I guess we will never know, go ahead delete my comments ya ********
User avatar #47 to #46 - nooneofinterest (07/03/2013) [-]
We will never know what. What the **** do you keep saying that **** for. I can tell you're obviously stupid. I'll leave this conversation now.
#56 to #47 - granadablashlack (07/03/2013) [-]
And here we have a **** load of purple lines
#52 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Lightbulb wants bear medicine.
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User avatar #51 to #48 - shadownigga ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
The girl had crabs not pet crabs, pussy crabs
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User avatar #58 to #53 - themurp (07/03/2013) [-]
are crabs a disease?
User avatar #5 - nativninja (07/02/2013) [-]
what site are posts like these from? i find most of these hilarious.
User avatar #13 to #5 - I Am Monkey (07/03/2013) [-]
I don't know where this specifically came from. (reddit apparently), but there's actually a site called cringechannel.com that has stuff like this.
User avatar #12 to #5 - infernobird (07/03/2013) [-]
They are from reddit
User avatar #8 to #5 - nooneofinterest (07/02/2013) [-]
I'll give creddit where its due
#10 to #8 - nativninja (07/03/2013) [-]
is that a hint? cREDDIT? if you got it from reddit where did they get that from?
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User avatar #49 to #38 - nooneofinterest (07/03/2013) [-]
Who the **** cares
User avatar #22 - vanoreo (07/03/2013) [-]
wow, I feel really bad
#17 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
so by spanish looking you mean mexican? (or latin american i guess, looking at you central america)
#82 to #17 - doddythechef (07/03/2013) [-]
are people really this dumb and ignorant
are people really this dumb and ignorant
User avatar #19 to #17 - thelordofrepost (07/03/2013) [-]
She might be from Spain ******* .
User avatar #55 to #19 - imnotkickthecat (07/03/2013) [-]
What state is that in?
User avatar #64 to #55 - cirruss (07/03/2013) [-]
Im not sure if your joking nor not....
#72 to #64 - imnotkickthecat (07/03/2013) [-]
You almost got it.
You almost got it.
User avatar #86 - enclavexremnant (07/07/2013) [-]
Puzzled, as I' d never met a persin with crabs as pets, new considered that pharmacies carried medicine fer pet
crabs, f turned be where the pharmacist was and yelled:
HEY THIS GIRL HERE IS LOOKING FOR MEDICINE FOR BEARS WE GOT ANYTHING?"-Lightbulb
#85 - solarisofcelestia (07/05/2013) [-]
Well, hurry up and get her the medicine, crab lives could be at steak!
User avatar #80 - yourcontentsucks (07/03/2013) [-]
There are way too many reddit reposts on here at the moment
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