contemplating cat. contemplating cat.. Too many choices, i'll have to start in one spot and then run everywhere else whilst vomiting. then you'll finally catch me but it will be too late. I'm already
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User avatar #3 - thefates ONLINE (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Too many choices, i'll have to start in one spot and then run everywhere else whilst vomiting. then you'll finally catch me but it will be too late. I'm already done.
#2 - optimos (07/02/2013) [-]
#14 - jonnyfunk (07/03/2013) [-]
aaaah! to be young and free!
#17 - juuru (07/03/2013) [-]
"I vomited on the carpet, but now it's gone"
#9 - antigravitycake (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
thumb because i have a ginger cunt who does this every day.
>broccoli >string >stones >grass >plastic >headphones >wallpaper >cardboard >masking tape >spiders >piece of a fluffy toy >sponge >the tips of shoelace > feather

sometimes i wonder if she does it just to spite me.
#11 - dafogman (07/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I sometimes think my cat is bulimic since I will feed it and    
   
5 minutes later there's a pile of steaming, half-eaten cat food puke on my carpet.
I sometimes think my cat is bulimic since I will feed it and

5 minutes later there's a pile of steaming, half-eaten cat food puke on my carpet.
User avatar #23 - soggypancakes (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Snakefire
User avatar #24 to #23 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
:c
#26 - Absolute Madman (07/07/2013) [-]
Simple solution: Kick your cat out after it has eaten and let it back in in an hour.
#20 - Absolute Madman (07/03/2013) [-]
Dogs are the superior pet. Forget cats, dogs are better.
User avatar #13 - awesomeevil (07/03/2013) [-]
Sounds like my old ass dog...

Just kidding I love you...
#12 - Absolute Madman (07/03/2013) [-]
>be browsing the internet
>suddenly hear choking noise behind me
>cat sitting on ladder, about two meters above floor
>"It's not gonn-" BLAARGH
>vomit flying through room, landing with a loud splat
>some is running down the ladder
>most of it is spread on the floor
>small bricks of semi-digested cat food are almost a meter away from the initial landing point
User avatar #10 - threeeighteen (07/03/2013) [-]
Their **** is ******* rancid, our cats always **** in the hallways so waking up in the morning and going out of my room my nostrils are violated by that ******* putrid smell and it lingers too. So my ******* sister thinks locking them up inside is a good idea, because they "love" her.
User avatar #8 - lexausaurusrex (07/03/2013) [-]
mleh my cat vomits hair alot these days, she is a maniac with cleaning herself, but at least she does it on the linoleum and makes it easy as hell to clean ^^
User avatar #5 - luckyspirit (07/03/2013) [-]
Right next to the humans, of course
#7 - vomitjar (07/03/2013) [-]
Inside me
#6 - vladhellsing (07/03/2013) [-]
The chandelier!
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