How to actually buy a Stairway to Heaven. . HOW TO " Boy A STAIRS/ W To HEAVEN A. Book ON THE DEM mac, ENTITY STEPH: Askes cicis, ti) tely TD SAVE YOUR LOST SOU
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How to actually buy a Stairway to Heaven

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STEPH: Askes cicis,
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Submitted: 07/02/2013
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User avatar #7 - sloar (07/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Isn't the whole thing with evil creatures that they lie and are dishonest and stuff?
#11 to #7 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
Yes and no.
They keep their promises, but in ways you would not wish.
For instance, Ghost Rider supposedly traded his soul to cure his dad of cancer. Poof, no more cancer. But he died minutes later anyways.
For this example, the Christian God, for one, cannot take a soul willingly traded a way.
In addition, the demon could've killed him, allowing him to find out which, (if any) religion is right.
#2 - tazze (07/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
this is all nice and dandy, too bad step 2 is impossible
this is all nice and dandy, too bad step 2 is impossible
User avatar #8 to #2 - iamblastoise (07/02/2013) [-]
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUN!
#16 - fargone (07/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick stuck in the warp.
User avatar #51 - rmoran (07/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Implying the correct religion contains demons
>Implying the Hollywood "deal with the devil" scenario could happen
>Implying the demon won't just lie because it's a ******* demon
>Implying the demon won't just kill you because it's a ******* demon
>Implying the "correct god" is all-merciful
>Implying the "correct god" has power over the demon
>Implying eternal paradise is a valid afterlife scenario
User avatar #53 to #51 - Endofzeeworld (07/03/2013) [-]
>Implying this comic is to be taken seriously
#12 - disturbedmaster (07/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
if you sell your soul to hell or a demon of hell you go to hell thats how it works ffs
#18 to #12 - gearson (07/03/2013) [-]
What if I sell my soul for a one-way ticket to Heaven?
What if I sell my soul for a one-way ticket to Heaven?
#48 - swimmingprodigy (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
OR you could just bye the record like I did, at an estate sale last weekend for $1
#71 - lindow (07/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #74 - asaltmint (07/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
play stair way to heaven backwards and freak out
User avatar #76 to #74 - reican (07/03/2013) [-]
will it be a highway to hell?
#22 - ronyx (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
YOU FOOLS, YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!
#15 - myrtille (07/03/2013) [-]
the mormons
#50 - oxYKellark (07/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
But you sold your soul.   
Doesn't that mean you are already damned to an afterlife in hell or whatever.
But you sold your soul.
Doesn't that mean you are already damned to an afterlife in hell or whatever.
#69 - kiratheunholy (07/03/2013) [-]
How to buy a stairway to heaven.
#81 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Hey, I bought the Necronomicon yesterday!
#88 to #81 - trevanman (07/03/2013) [-]
that's to raise the dead, you fool!
User avatar #113 - yunablade (07/03/2013) [-]
... Well if the demonic summon worked why not take a wild guess and figure out which one is the correct one?
#107 - sirhyden (07/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #66 - lyestcer (07/03/2013) [-]
Plan fails if the correct god(s) do not want to save your soul.
User avatar #35 - newguynick (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But the answer would be that none of the religions are right, and then you would be screwed!
User avatar #39 to #35 - vatra (07/03/2013) [-]
But by that logic, a demon would never appear to take his soul, thus he wouldn't be any better or worse off.
User avatar #20 - SuperSixONE (07/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Until the demon trolls you and says something like "None" or "The Demons"
User avatar #33 to #32 - Sethorein (07/03/2013) [-]
if there is no correct religion then the demon cannot truthfully tell him the correct religion. Nulls the contract.

If satanism is the correct religion... well he gambled with his soul and lost...
User avatar #43 - rhiaanor ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Wouldn't the demonic entity have to be part of the religion?
#36 - wilfredfanforever (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
sine we're on the topic of religion, I have a question. Porn/ Masturbation.  Did JESUS say anything on this topic? I know that Mathew and the others said some stuff and there is the whole thing about Lust in the Bible. But men wrote the Bible, not Jesus. Is it a sin to do it?  I probably sound like a dumbass but hey whatever.  Soo can someone who is more religious than me help me out here? GIF unrelated.
sine we're on the topic of religion, I have a question. Porn/ Masturbation. Did JESUS say anything on this topic? I know that Mathew and the others said some stuff and there is the whole thing about Lust in the Bible. But men wrote the Bible, not Jesus. Is it a sin to do it? I probably sound like a dumbass but hey whatever. Soo can someone who is more religious than me help me out here? GIF unrelated.
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