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#16 - fargone (07/03/2013) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick stuck in the warp.
#87 to #16 - atomschlumpf (07/03/2013) [-]
Don't worry imperial citizen, we'll purge you out
User avatar #17 to #16 - Ryukenblaze (07/03/2013) [-]
can i get it stuck in her too?
#19 to #17 - fargone (07/03/2013) [-]
I suppose you can, if you're willing to take the risk of not pulling anything out.
User avatar #72 to #19 - ompalomper (07/03/2013) [-]
holy **** ... this is the first time i realize that the mark of slaanesh is actually a twisted combination of the male and female symbol

this makes so much sense why haven't i realized it until now?
#79 to #71 - CactusFantastico (07/03/2013) [-]
so maybe this is the logic behind WBC....
so maybe this is the logic behind WBC....
#22 - ronyx ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
YOU FOOLS, YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!
#47 to #22 - pioneermhm (07/03/2013) [-]
Looking for this?
Looking for this?
#97 to #47 - oregmes (07/03/2013) [-]
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#48 - swimmingprodigy (07/03/2013) [-]
OR you could just bye the record like I did, at an estate sale last weekend for $1
#99 to #48 - mytrueface (07/03/2013) [-]
"Bye the record"
User avatar #116 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (07/03/2013) [-]
sorry I was tired. It was 3AM when I typed that
User avatar #117 to #116 - mytrueface (07/03/2013) [-]
No problem :3
User avatar #7 - sloar ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Isn't the whole thing with evil creatures that they lie and are dishonest and stuff?
User avatar #80 to #7 - Euralla (07/03/2013) [-]
Imagine superior evil genies.
#13 to #7 - opium (07/03/2013) [-]
watch any episode of supernatural after the second season.
watch any episode of supernatural after the second season.
#10 to #7 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Well . . . Not really. Demons and other evil creatures will always tell the truth, but there's a catch. Either they withhold information unless specifically asked about it, or they will lead you to believe something without actually saying it.
#9 to #7 - feffog (07/02/2013) [-]
no, traditionally demons deals are monkey paws, like you wish for success, and then you get hit by lightning, become brain dead and youre a famous actor for insurance commercials
#11 to #7 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Yes and no.
They keep their promises, but in ways you would not wish.
For instance, Ghost Rider supposedly traded his soul to cure his dad of cancer. Poof, no more cancer. But he died minutes later anyways.
For this example, the Christian God, for one, cannot take a soul willingly traded a way.
In addition, the demon could've killed him, allowing him to find out which, (if any) religion is right.
#49 to #11 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the Christian God can do whatever he wants. That's the meaning of omnipotence.
#85 to #49 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
For this example, the Christian God, for one, cannot would not take a soul willingly traded a way.

You happy now?
#115 to #49 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Nope, he cannot.
Free will and **** .
User avatar #91 to #49 - angelious (07/03/2013) [-]
but then again i think satan in terms is somewhat close omnipotent if not completely omnipotent himself too-.
#50 - oxYKellark (07/03/2013) [-]
But you sold your soul.   
Doesn't that mean you are already damned to an afterlife in hell or whatever.
But you sold your soul.
Doesn't that mean you are already damned to an afterlife in hell or whatever.
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User avatar #83 to #52 - warioteam (07/03/2013) [-]
i aint disregarding **** .
User avatar #92 to #90 - warioteam (07/03/2013) [-]
hehehehehhehheheehehheehhehehh
User avatar #55 to #50 - wutzittooya (07/03/2013) [-]
Disregard my last reply which is now deleted. I figured it out. You sell your soul to the demon, then ask the correct God to save your soul which will get you to heaven. Gotta read panels 3 and 4 carefully
#57 to #55 - oxYKellark (07/03/2013) [-]
Well yeah you ask the god to save your soul, but you no longer have one.    
Its locked up in some demons vault of naughty things.    
Right? like wtf is god going to do with the devil beat him up for your soul?   
Threaten to tell his mom if he dosent give it back, thats the confusing part.
Well yeah you ask the god to save your soul, but you no longer have one.
Its locked up in some demons vault of naughty things.
Right? like wtf is god going to do with the devil beat him up for your soul?
Threaten to tell his mom if he dosent give it back, thats the confusing part.
User avatar #58 to #57 - wutzittooya (07/03/2013) [-]
Well I would assume that whatever God the demon said was the real one would be much more powerful than the demon and would be able to find a way to get it back. But to be honest, I do not think that any God would want to help you for trying to work the system like that. I think that the true religion's God would just ignore your prayers unless you changed your mind and were 100% sincere and truthful about wanting your soul back..
#69 - kiratheunholy (07/03/2013) [-]
How to buy a stairway to heaven.
#15 - myrtille ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
the mormons
User avatar #113 - yunablade (07/03/2013) [-]
... Well if the demonic summon worked why not take a wild guess and figure out which one is the correct one?
#107 - sirhyden (07/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #66 - lyestcer (07/03/2013) [-]
Plan fails if the correct god(s) do not want to save your soul.
User avatar #51 - rmoran (07/03/2013) [-]
>Implying the correct religion contains demons
>Implying the Hollywood "deal with the devil" scenario could happen
>Implying the demon won't just lie because it's a ******* demon
>Implying the demon won't just kill you because it's a ******* demon
>Implying the "correct god" is all-merciful
>Implying the "correct god" has power over the demon
>Implying eternal paradise is a valid afterlife scenario
#77 to #51 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
stop greentexting on funnyjunk you godawful newfag
User avatar #53 to #51 - Endofzeeworld ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
>Implying this comic is to be taken seriously
User avatar #54 to #53 - rmoran (07/03/2013) [-]
Obviously not, but it's a good brain exercise to point those things out.
User avatar #56 to #54 - Endofzeeworld ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Also makes you sound like a douch.
Not saying you are, but you certainly come off as one.
#94 - Tormound (07/03/2013) [-]
Why would God save your soul? He obviously doesn't care if he allows demons to be running around on Earth.
#100 to #94 - wartroll (07/03/2013) [-]
Don't...start....another religion fight.
#101 to #100 - Tormound (07/03/2013) [-]
How is it starting a religion fight?
I'm saying that God wouldn't care about the guy who sold his soul.
#104 to #101 - wartroll (07/03/2013) [-]
Because this is FJ and religion is a word that most of the time causes ********** around here.
#12 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
if you sell your soul to hell or a demon of hell you go to hell thats how it works ffs
#18 to #12 - gearson (07/03/2013) [-]
What if I sell my soul for a one-way ticket to Heaven?
What if I sell my soul for a one-way ticket to Heaven?
#25 to #18 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
why not a round trip ticket? Go big, then go home right?
#23 to #18 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
The ticket goes to someone else.
User avatar #68 to #18 - darkoblivion (07/03/2013) [-]
from what i've heard selling your soul to heaven or hell is a one way trip to hell
User avatar #74 - asaltmint (07/03/2013) [-]
play stair way to heaven backwards and freak out
#82 to #74 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
that's ******** , no phonetic articulation in the song makes any understandable sound when reversed
try the hanson brothers they were ******* wicked
User avatar #76 to #74 - reican (07/03/2013) [-]
will it be a highway to hell?
#121 to #76 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
wouldn't the opposite of a staircase be an elevator?
User avatar #78 to #76 - justignoreme (07/03/2013) [-]
starts out with not bad guitar solo. then he starts talking about "sweet satan". idk though hard to understand
#84 to #78 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
And then we found the guy who doesn't understand jokes.
User avatar #120 to #84 - justignoreme (07/03/2013) [-]
say what you want but i took it literally and used audacity to listen to it backwards and thats what one part sounded like. i love that song btw and would believe it to be coincidental.
#81 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Hey, I bought the Necronomicon yesterday!
#88 to #81 - trevanman (07/03/2013) [-]
that's to raise the dead, you fool!
User avatar #93 to #88 - northleech ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Last time i checked, it was what Abdul the Insane wrote, which is the "bible" for the belief of Cthulu
#118 to #93 - trevanman (07/03/2013) [-]
then what's the book from fable?
is it just called "the book of the extremely dead"?
#73 - tobistrigoivii (07/03/2013) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #2573082 at Friendly ** the correct religion
User avatar #70 - nustix ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
But how do you know what occult worships real demons?
#62 - themasterdocter (07/03/2013) [-]
That is implying I care about your soul.
That is implying I care about your soul.
User avatar #35 - newguynick (07/03/2013) [-]
But the answer would be that none of the religions are right, and then you would be screwed!
User avatar #39 to #35 - vatra (07/03/2013) [-]
But by that logic, a demon would never appear to take his soul, thus he wouldn't be any better or worse off.
User avatar #114 to #39 - newguynick (07/03/2013) [-]
Actually, he bought the book, så it costed him something, saying that it was an expensive book, he lost some money!
User avatar #119 to #114 - vatra (07/03/2013) [-]
Sell the book on Amazon, recoup your loses.
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