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#7 - feffog
Reply +429
(07/02/2013) [-]
you get a red card for swearing in soccer?

2manly4me
#8 to #7 - mutzaki
Reply -17
(07/02/2013) [-]
Football is one of my least favorite sports.
Football is one of my least favorite sports.
#11 to #8 - lolfire
Reply +11
(07/02/2013) [-]
If football is too wimpy for you, try hurling. That's a real man's sport.
If football is too wimpy for you, try hurling. That's a real man's sport.
#66 to #11 - motherduck ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I like watching hurling whenever I see it on the TV
#51 to #11 - mightypower
Reply -1
(07/02/2013) [-]
Nothing is better than the clash of ash against eachother.
#9 to #8 - feffog
Reply +3
(07/02/2013) [-]
#warhero of sports
#175 to #8 - terowrath **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
Just to let you know, the guy in the picture was faking it because someone on their team was doing that kind of ****.
#176 to #175 - mutzaki
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(07/03/2013) [-]
That's good to know, actually. Now he doesn't seem like such a piece of **** anymore.
#152 to #8 - gunthar
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(07/03/2013) [-]
what sports do you like?
#155 to #152 - mutzaki
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I'm not much for sports in general, but I prefer athletics, like high jump and 100-meter dash and also gymnastics. As far as ball sports go, I can enjoy watching basketball. I just think football has too little action and too much faking of injury.
#169 to #155 - gunthar
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(07/03/2013) [-]
The truth is that when i was younger i didnt like watching football too much i only watched important matches like the world cup, Libertadores or the eliminatories to the world cup, but i did love playing it, now that i dont play as much (i used to play every day)
i enjoy watching it a lot more, in my opinion football is the best sport there is but i agree sometimes some matches can get boring even if the teams are good, for example watching Barcelona play is the most boring thing for me.
#69 to #8 - mutzaki
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Seriously? Sorry for the opinion, guys, I hope no one got too hurt.
#139 to #69 - avengingthefallen
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(07/02/2013) [-]
i'm green thumbing you, but there's only so much one man can do. Even so, you gotta remember: No room for opinions on funnyjunk. Or few places on the internet for that matter.

Take this, it make come in handy later
#55 to #7 - youasslicker
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(07/02/2013) [-]
football*
#64 to #55 - feffog
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(07/02/2013) [-]
oy m8 il rek u rite in the gob i swear on me mum u faggot
#13 to #7 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Thats becasue football is for civilised people who are above swearing.
#24 to #13 - fizzor
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(07/02/2013) [-]
"football is for civilised people who are above swearing"

#17 to #13 - improbablyyourdad
Reply +6
(07/02/2013) [-]
Right, real men fake injuries and fling themselves 20 ft after accidentally getting bumped into.





#253 to #17 - qqmumu
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
Have you ever seen a football match?
#260 to #253 - improbablyyourdad
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Yes, there is a lot of ass grabbing and spit swapping.
#261 to #260 - qqmumu
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Watch games from the bulgarian league, and then you will see that football is not only spanish drama queens
#27 to #17 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
To get an advantage so they get more of a chance to score/win the game.
#172 to #27 - erotic **User deleted account**
Reply -1
(07/03/2013) [-]
Careful with that edge man, you might cut someone
#160 to #13 - josieabby
Reply +5
(07/03/2013) [-]
Your comment.
Your comment.
#20 to #13 - odinshomeboy
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(07/02/2013) [-]
If that's what civilized people like then **** you very much.
#16 to #13 - mutzaki
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(07/02/2013) [-]
ya m8 fok swearin
#73 to #13 - europe
Reply +1
(07/02/2013) [-]
Good one
#257 to #13 - dirgeofasimo
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
>Football
>Civilized

Pick one...
#255 to #13 - samthediv
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
> civilised
When my dad was a wee boy at a Tottenham vs Liverpool game he saw a guy get a hatchet in his back.
Aye, real ******* civilised .
#68 to #7 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
You should only be sent off for foul language if you swear directly at any of the officials. That ref was just a cunt.
#74 to #7 - andreashella
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the ref, usually it's just if you stand up in the ref's face and swears at him
#103 to #7 - buttholee
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(07/02/2013) [-]
He swore at the ref, so yeah
#148 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(07/02/2013) [-]
No, not usually, this referee was just a pussy
#183 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
from what I know ive seen ppl get red card at rugby for swearing, expulsed at american football and basketball for swearing so its not only soccer.
#125 to #7 - basicargentinian
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(07/02/2013) [-]
my dad got suspended for a week in rugby for saying "asshole"...to himself.
#110 to #7 - christmouth
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(07/02/2013) [-]
He got sent off, because the referee thought it was directed at him, but this usually don't happen as the referee's mostly have a bit of common sense, but accidents happens, as football makes space for human errors.
#12 to #7 - huszti
Reply +41
(07/02/2013) [-]
you also get a red card for stopping a streaker.
#61 to #12 - huszti
Reply +48
(07/02/2013) [-]
Football player gets red card for tackling streaker

because i keep getting thumbed down.
#128 to #61 - Klondyke
Reply +17
(07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah well, to be fair, he was no where near the ball with that challenge...
Yeah well, to be fair, he was no where near the ball with that challenge...

#100 to #61 - firesky
Reply +9
(07/02/2013) [-]
I always love it how members of both teams talk to the ref to take that decision back.
#165 to #61 - anon
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
I appreciate the fact that he has the balls to rock the bald ponytail. That's a rare one.
#154 to #61 - primerpower
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(07/03/2013) [-]
was the refs cousin
#65 to #61 - anon
Reply 0
(07/02/2013) [-]
thumbin you up for the evidence (and enjoyment of how silly soccer/football can be), hope others join in
#153 to #12 - pimpinpenguin
Reply +1
(07/03/2013) [-]
that wasn't a streaker
#25 to #7 - Narwhalsareawesome
Reply +53
(07/02/2013) [-]
Usually no. Swearing in frustration at your own actions etc isn't punishable. Swearing AT someone, or excessive swearing (i think the rules describe it as dissent) is punishable. People rarely get carded for it though. Ref was being a bit harsh in this case.
#197 to #25 - killerliquid
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(07/03/2013) [-]
...a bit?
#3 - rumbata
Reply +147
(07/02/2013) [-]
the lightbulb has made the decision on what it is called
#4 to #3 - thechosentroll
Reply +19
(07/02/2013) [-]
I'm more impressed by how accurate it was this time. It's learning.
#23 to #3 - Snookbone
Reply +38
(07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I sure do love playing reoccur
#18 - carlose
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(07/02/2013) [-]
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#130 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(07/02/2013) [-]
Sums up brazilian soccer team there.
#19 to #18 - Monroc
Reply +6
(07/02/2013) [-]
"**** you and your monkey ****!"
"**** you and your monkey ****!"
#49 to #18 - thehawkeye
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(07/02/2013) [-]
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#21 to #18 - archangel
Reply +13
(07/02/2013) [-]
he's argentinian its a obvious dive
#26 - alfrazzy
Reply +87
(07/02/2013) [-]
and so it begins
and so it begins
#28 to #26 - alfrazzy
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#29 to #28 - alfrazzy
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#30 to #29 - alfrazzy
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#37 to #36 - alfrazzy
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#40 to #39 - alfrazzy
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#43 to #42 - alfrazzy
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#44 to #43 - alfrazzy
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#45 to #44 - alfrazzy
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#47 to #45 - alfrazzy
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#48 to #47 - alfrazzy
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#58 to #48 - sackit
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(07/02/2013) [-]
You forgot some
You forgot some
#59 to #48 - sackit
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#50 to #48 - alfrazzy
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#60 to #48 - sackit
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Ihere
Ihere
#62 to #48 - Loppytaffy
+2
(07/02/2013) [-]
this calls for my sport folder!
this calls for my sport folder!
#180 to #48 - tomorrowsnightmare
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(07/03/2013) [-]
That jackass deserved it
#54 to #45 - newerusername
Reply +5
(07/02/2013) [-]
Damn son, where you find this?
#57 - taye
Reply +51
(07/02/2013) [-]
I once played a match in a religious city, words like 'damn it' would get you a red card
I once played a match in a religious city, words like 'damn it' would get you a red card
#76 - strykerx
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(07/02/2013) [-]
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#80 to #76 - reaperssprint ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Surprise buttsex?
#107 - unclegrumpybastard
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(07/02/2013) [-]
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#203 - heilmeinfuhrer **User deleted account**
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#212 to #203 - hammarhead
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
should I fap?
#213 to #212 - hammarhead
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(07/03/2013) [-]
**hammarhead rolls 2**
#214 to #213 - hammarhead
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(07/03/2013) [-]
**hammarhead rolls 8** I'm going to anyways.
#215 to #214 - hammarhead
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
**** YEAH!

THANKS, MAGIC CONCH!
#219 to #203 - sunskrythewolfie
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(07/03/2013) [-]
**sunskrythewolfie rolls 4** will i get a red card?
#220 to #219 - sunskrythewolfie
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(07/03/2013) [-]
**sunskrythewolfie rolls 0** will i get a mother ******* red card?!
#221 to #203 - blargentina
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(07/03/2013) [-]
**blargentina rolls 2** Does God exist?
#222 to #203 - shadowbane
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(07/03/2013) [-]
**shadowbane rolls 6** Am I a disappointment?
#224 to #203 - berentzen
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(07/03/2013) [-]
**berentzen rolls 0**
#232 to #224 - georgesmoustache
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(07/03/2013) [-]
We want pics.
#225 to #224 - anon
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(07/03/2013) [-]
do it faggot
#228 to #203 - nathanthemighty
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
an hero
#230 to #203 - kaponrises **User deleted account**
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#241 to #203 - jakdragun
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(07/03/2013) [-]
**jakdragun rolls 2** Will I slay pussy in the future?
#242 to #241 - jakdragun
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#248 to #203 - drynix
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(07/03/2013) [-]
**drynix rolls 1**
Magic Conch,
Will my next roll 3 be trips?
#249 to #248 - drynix
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
**drynix rolls 935**
Thank you conch!
#250 to #249 - drynix
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
YOU LIED TO ME! D=
#252 to #203 - amandasuicidaltodd **User deleted account**
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#267 to #203 - edzero
Reply 0
(07/04/2013) [-]
Should I **** all anons?
#268 to #267 - edzero
Reply 0
(07/04/2013) [-]
**edzero rolls 7**

Forgot to roll the number...
#270 to #203 - anon
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** Is O.P a faggot?
#206 to #203 - balogan
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Another one of our fellow comrades has fallen to the vicious Magic Conch. A moment of silence please...
#237 to #203 - superspelly
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#210 to #203 - forgottenlegendz
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**forgottenlegendz rolls 1**

My BEST!
#211 to #210 - forgottenlegendz
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#217 to #203 - evictedone
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**evictedone rolls 3** This will prove if this Magic Conch is legit! Magic Conch, is OP truly a fag? If it is not, then you will have deleted your account over nothing!
#218 to #217 - evictedone
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#233 to #203 - lucarioveethree
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(07/03/2013) [-]
**lucarioveethree rolls 2** Delete my account?
#234 to #233 - lucarioveethree
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(07/03/2013) [-]
The Conch has mercy!
#204 to #203 - heilmeinfuhrer **User deleted account**
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#46 - crazyolitis
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#269 to #46 - anon
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roll 1
#181 to #46 - beep
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#157 - lolyup
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(07/03/2013) [-]
"**** me, that was quick."
"**** me, that was quick."
#158 to #157 - lolyup
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Woops, sorry, I never read the title!