He then followed: Fuck me, that was fast. Source: wtfacts.org/. Fastest red card in a football/ reoccur game was after 2 seconds for "foul language''. After the
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He then followed: Fuck me, that was fast

Fastest red card in a
football/ reoccur game
was after 2 seconds
for "foul language''.
After the whistle to start
the game Lee Todd said
**** me, that was loud"
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#18 - carlose (07/02/2013) [-]
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#130 to #18 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
Sums up brazilian soccer team there.
#19 to #18 - Monroc (07/02/2013) [-]
"			****		 you and your monkey 			****		!"
" **** you and your monkey **** !"
User avatar #21 to #18 - archangel (07/02/2013) [-]
he's argentinian its a obvious dive
#7 - feffog ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
you get a red card for swearing in soccer?

2manly4me
#74 to #7 - andreashella (07/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the ref, usually it's just if you stand up in the ref's face and swears at him
User avatar #103 to #7 - buttholee (07/02/2013) [-]
He swore at the ref, so yeah
#13 to #7 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
Thats becasue football is for civilised people who are above swearing.
#24 to #13 - fizzor (07/02/2013) [-]
"football is for civilised people who are above swearing"

#160 to #13 - josieabby (07/03/2013) [-]
Your comment.
Your comment.
User avatar #17 to #13 - improbablyyourdad ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Right, real men fake injuries and fling themselves 20 ft after accidentally getting bumped into.





#27 to #17 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
To get an advantage so they get more of a chance to score/win the game.
#172 to #27 - erotic **User deleted account** (07/03/2013) [-]
Careful with that edge man, you might cut someone
User avatar #253 to #17 - qqmumu (07/03/2013) [-]
Have you ever seen a football match?
User avatar #260 to #253 - improbablyyourdad ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Yes, there is a lot of ass grabbing and spit swapping.
User avatar #261 to #260 - qqmumu (07/03/2013) [-]
Watch games from the bulgarian league, and then you will see that football is not only spanish drama queens
User avatar #20 to #13 - odinshomeboy (07/02/2013) [-]
If that's what civilized people like then **** you very much.
#16 to #13 - mutzaki (07/02/2013) [-]
ya m8 fok swearin
#73 to #13 - europe (07/02/2013) [-]
Good one
#257 to #13 - dirgeofasimo ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
>Football
>Civilized

Pick one...
User avatar #255 to #13 - samthediv (07/03/2013) [-]
> civilised
When my dad was a wee boy at a Tottenham vs Liverpool game he saw a guy get a hatchet in his back.
Aye, real ******* civilised .
#55 to #7 - youasslicker (07/02/2013) [-]
football*
User avatar #64 to #55 - feffog ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
oy m8 il rek u rite in the gob i swear on me mum u faggot
#8 to #7 - mutzaki (07/02/2013) [-]
Football is one of my least favorite sports.
Football is one of my least favorite sports.
#11 to #8 - lolfire (07/02/2013) [-]
If football is too wimpy for you, try hurling. That's a real man's sport.
If football is too wimpy for you, try hurling. That's a real man's sport.
User avatar #66 to #11 - motherduck (07/02/2013) [-]
I like watching hurling whenever I see it on the TV
User avatar #51 to #11 - mightypower (07/02/2013) [-]
Nothing is better than the clash of ash against eachother.
User avatar #9 to #8 - feffog ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
#warhero of sports
User avatar #69 to #8 - mutzaki (07/02/2013) [-]
Seriously? Sorry for the opinion, guys, I hope no one got too hurt.
#139 to #69 - avengingthefallen (07/02/2013) [-]
i'm green thumbing you, but there's only so much one man can do. Even so, you gotta remember: No room for opinions on funnyjunk. Or few places on the internet for that matter.

Take this, it make come in handy later
User avatar #175 to #8 - terowrath **User deleted account** (07/03/2013) [-]
Just to let you know, the guy in the picture was faking it because someone on their team was doing that kind of **** .
User avatar #176 to #175 - mutzaki (07/03/2013) [-]
That's good to know, actually. Now he doesn't seem like such a piece of **** anymore.
User avatar #152 to #8 - gunthar (07/03/2013) [-]
what sports do you like?
User avatar #155 to #152 - mutzaki (07/03/2013) [-]
I'm not much for sports in general, but I prefer athletics, like high jump and 100-meter dash and also gymnastics. As far as ball sports go, I can enjoy watching basketball. I just think football has too little action and too much faking of injury.
User avatar #169 to #155 - gunthar (07/03/2013) [-]
The truth is that when i was younger i didnt like watching football too much i only watched important matches like the world cup, Libertadores or the eliminatories to the world cup, but i did love playing it, now that i dont play as much (i used to play every day)
i enjoy watching it a lot more, in my opinion football is the best sport there is but i agree sometimes some matches can get boring even if the teams are good, for example watching Barcelona play is the most boring thing for me.
#148 to #7 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
No, not usually, this referee was just a pussy
User avatar #125 to #7 - basicargentinian (07/02/2013) [-]
my dad got suspended for a week in rugby for saying "asshole"...to himself.
#110 to #7 - christmouth (07/02/2013) [-]
He got sent off, because the referee thought it was directed at him, but this usually don't happen as the referee's mostly have a bit of common sense, but accidents happens, as football makes space for human errors.
#183 to #7 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
from what I know ive seen ppl get red card at rugby for swearing, expulsed at american football and basketball for swearing so its not only soccer.
User avatar #12 to #7 - huszti (07/02/2013) [-]
you also get a red card for stopping a streaker.
User avatar #61 to #12 - huszti (07/02/2013) [-]
Football player gets red card for tackling streaker

because i keep getting thumbed down.
#128 to #61 - Klondyke (07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah well, to be fair, he was no where near the ball with that challenge...
Yeah well, to be fair, he was no where near the ball with that challenge...

#100 to #61 - firesky (07/02/2013) [-]
I always love it how members of both teams talk to the ref to take that decision back.
#165 to #61 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
I appreciate the fact that he has the balls to rock the bald ponytail. That's a rare one.
#65 to #61 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
thumbin you up for the evidence (and enjoyment of how silly soccer/football can be), hope others join in
User avatar #154 to #61 - primerpower (07/03/2013) [-]
was the refs cousin
User avatar #153 to #12 - pimpinpenguin (07/03/2013) [-]
that wasn't a streaker
#68 to #7 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
You should only be sent off for foul language if you swear directly at any of the officials. That ref was just a cunt.
User avatar #25 to #7 - Narwhalsareawesome (07/02/2013) [-]
Usually no. Swearing in frustration at your own actions etc isn't punishable. Swearing AT someone, or excessive swearing (i think the rules describe it as dissent) is punishable. People rarely get carded for it though. Ref was being a bit harsh in this case.
User avatar #197 to #25 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
...a bit?
#3 - rumbata (07/02/2013) [-]
the lightbulb has made the decision on what it is called
User avatar #4 to #3 - thechosentroll (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm more impressed by how accurate it was this time. It's learning.
#23 to #3 - Snookbone (07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I sure do love playing reoccur
#57 - taye (07/02/2013) [-]
I once played a match in a religious city, words like 'damn it' would get you a red card
I once played a match in a religious city, words like 'damn it' would get you a red card
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User avatar #217 to #203 - evictedone (07/03/2013) [-]
**evictedone rolls 3** This will prove if this Magic Conch is legit! Magic Conch, is OP truly a fag? If it is not, then you will have deleted your account over nothing!
User avatar #219 to #203 - sunskrythewolfie (07/03/2013) [-]
**sunskrythewolfie rolls 4** will i get a red card?
User avatar #220 to #219 - sunskrythewolfie (07/03/2013) [-]
**sunskrythewolfie rolls 0** will i get a mother ******* red card?!
User avatar #222 to #203 - shadowbane (07/03/2013) [-]
**shadowbane rolls 6** Am I a disappointment?
#224 to #203 - berentzen (07/03/2013) [-]
**berentzen rolls 0**
User avatar #232 to #224 - georgesmoustache (07/03/2013) [-]
We want pics.
#225 to #224 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
do it faggot
User avatar #228 to #203 - nathanthemighty (07/03/2013) [-]
an hero
User avatar #233 to #203 - lucarioveethree (07/03/2013) [-]
**lucarioveethree rolls 2** Delete my account?
User avatar #234 to #233 - lucarioveethree (07/03/2013) [-]
The Conch has mercy!
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User avatar #248 to #203 - drynix (07/03/2013) [-]
**drynix rolls 1**
Magic Conch,
Will my next roll 3 be trips?
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**drynix rolls 935**
Thank you conch!
User avatar #250 to #249 - drynix (07/03/2013) [-]
YOU LIED TO ME! D=
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User avatar #267 to #203 - edzero (07/04/2013) [-]
Should I **** all anons?
User avatar #268 to #267 - edzero (07/04/2013) [-]
**edzero rolls 7**

Forgot to roll the number...
#270 to #203 - John Cena (07/07/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** Is O.P a faggot?
#221 to #203 - blargentina (07/03/2013) [-]
**blargentina rolls 2** Does God exist?
User avatar #206 to #203 - balogan (07/03/2013) [-]
Another one of our fellow comrades has fallen to the vicious Magic Conch. A moment of silence please...
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User avatar #212 to #203 - hammarhead (07/03/2013) [-]
should I fap?
User avatar #213 to #212 - hammarhead (07/03/2013) [-]
**hammarhead rolls 2**
User avatar #214 to #213 - hammarhead (07/03/2013) [-]
**hammarhead rolls 8** I'm going to anyways.
User avatar #215 to #214 - hammarhead (07/03/2013) [-]
**** YEAH!

THANKS, MAGIC CONCH!
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**forgottenlegendz rolls 1**

My BEST!
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**jakdragun rolls 2** Will I slay pussy in the future?
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#157 - lolyup (07/03/2013) [-]
"			****		 me, that was quick."
" **** me, that was quick."
User avatar #158 to #157 - lolyup (07/03/2013) [-]
Woops, sorry, I never read the title!
#269 to #46 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
roll 1
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#26 - alfrazzy (07/02/2013) [-]
and so it begins
and so it begins
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#58 to #48 - sackit (07/02/2013) [-]
You forgot some
You forgot some
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#60 to #48 - sackit (07/02/2013) [-]
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#62 to #48 - Loppytaffy (07/02/2013) [-]
this calls for my sport folder!
this calls for my sport folder!
User avatar #180 to #48 - tomorrowsnightmare (07/03/2013) [-]
That jackass deserved it
User avatar #54 to #45 - newerusername (07/02/2013) [-]
Damn son, where you find this?
#76 - strykerx (07/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #80 to #76 - reaperssprint (07/02/2013) [-]
Surprise buttsex?
#101 - goonmcnasty (07/02/2013) [-]
Why are random people who have clearly never played the game saying "hurr cursing gets you sent off how gay lol"?

It shouldn't/doesn't get you sent off unless it's directed at the referee, and even that is flimsy. I can't remember the last time I played a match and didn't swear and I've never been sent off for it.
User avatar #114 to #101 - jbywalec (07/02/2013) [-]
You can get sent off for: "Abusive/offensive language and/or gesture" if it is directed at anyone. Referee, opposition, spectator.
User avatar #117 to #114 - goonmcnasty (07/02/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, you CAN get sent off for a multitude of things, but again, I swear at the opposition on a match by match basis and I've been playing for ten years now, not a single red.
User avatar #123 to #117 - jbywalec (07/02/2013) [-]
What level do you play at man? I am 19 and have only played youth and amateur football in Scotland Tayside region. I have noticed that most referee don't care that much or if you are young they let it go.

I remember I got annoyed at someone when I was 14 years old and last minute of the game, the striker was one on one, I went in from behind (able to win the ball) but fully went for his ankle. It was a edge of box free kick and stupid thing to do, but I only got a caution. Cause referees even said then: "We don't like sending the young ones off."
User avatar #126 to #123 - goonmcnasty (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm 20, just finishing university so i've been playing for them this season. Good standard though, borderline semi-pro anyway.
When I played for my youth team we saw pretty much no red cards until we reached 15/16/17.
Despite how much bad rap referees get, they are usually quite fair when it comes to reds.
User avatar #127 to #126 - jbywalec (07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's true man, my team is finished youth now and we are entering Sunday Amateur league. So will probably expect a big change from there.
User avatar #131 to #127 - goonmcnasty (07/02/2013) [-]
I played one game of Sunday League last year for my mate's team when I was back for Easter... quality was a massive drop from youth football, it's quite shocking.
You'll still get the odd few guys who are good but can't be bothered to play higher and whatever.
Obviously it depends what the standard is like near you for Sunday league, but it's definitely one that takes time to adjust to.. and I didn't want to!
Also if you've played together at youth level and are moving straight into a league you will have a massive, massive advantage. Most teams struggle to get an even remotely similar 11 out every week. Disjointed.
User avatar #132 to #131 - jbywalec (07/02/2013) [-]
Well we have a cup game second week of August as our first match. Eyes will be on that.
User avatar #264 to #132 - goonmcnasty (07/03/2013) [-]
Let me know how it goes, intrigued!
User avatar #266 to #264 - jbywalec (07/04/2013) [-]
Will do man.
#166 - mymiddleleg (07/03/2013) [-]
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#72 - crazyolitis (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't even
I don't even
#178 - WitchKingTroll (07/03/2013) [-]
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#174 to #129 - thebeatlesfan (07/03/2013) [-]
A few months ago, I was watching a basketball game and one of the players threw up the ball and as it bounced around the rim you could hear "Get the **** in there."
User avatar #105 - buttholee (07/02/2013) [-]
Fastest red card ever!

I call ********
#93 - internetrage (07/02/2013) [-]
football related GIFs it is
football related GIFs it is
#118 to #93 - jbywalec (07/02/2013) [-]
Roy Hodgson is loving that riff.
User avatar #119 to #118 - internetrage (07/02/2013) [-]
hodgson prefers classic rock but wengers metal **** is tight, yo
User avatar #2 - henryfordthegod (07/02/2013) [-]
aid would gladly fornicate with him
#168 - megzzie (07/03/2013) [-]
...I'd probably **** up the game if I was a player then.
I have a habit of swearing too much, sadly.
Not like I'm good in the first place
User avatar #170 to #168 - goobdol (07/03/2013) [-]
Hey, if some guys do it poorly for a living on the internet about videogames, I don't see why you couldn't do the same.

This is your time!
#191 to #170 - rakuraimasuta (07/03/2013) [-]
<---relevant
<---relevant
#164 - gtocforyou (07/03/2013) [-]
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