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#19 - mikli (07/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #257 to #19 - NutHut ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
One of my favorite specials. It was hilarious.
User avatar #280 to #19 - thesnarfalarker (07/03/2013) [-]
I ******* love john mulaney
User avatar #183 to #19 - arjunz (07/03/2013) [-]
People say retard IRL though, because it's less likely for retards to shoot up your house.
#93 to #19 - silasP (07/02/2013) [-]
To be fair, John was talking about the word "midget" in that joke, not cracker.
User avatar #137 to #93 - shuttershy (07/03/2013) [-]
No, he was talking about the word "retard" because he said it in one of his acts and a girl came up to him afterwards and said her son was retarded and saying the word "retard" is like saying the "N" word.
#139 to #137 - silasP (07/03/2013) [-]
Maybe he told the joke more than once; When I watched "The Top Part" he was talking about how one of his producers told him he couldn't write a joke with the word "midget" on SNL or else there'd be midgets rioting in the streets.
#278 to #139 - waterbottlemanboy (07/03/2013) [-]
That was for Stefan, and literally every appearance he had used the word midget at least once.
That was for Stefan, and literally every appearance he had used the word midget at least once.
#260 to #19 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Damn, I love John Mulaney. "It's a grid system mother ****** ! Eleven up and one over ya simple bitch."
#266 to #19 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
But if they wrote "c word" i would think of "cunt".
User avatar #345 to #19 - inquisition (10/23/2014) [-]
nice
User avatar #347 to #345 - mikli (10/23/2014) [-]
#257 to #19 - NutHut (07/03/2013)
One of my favorite specials. It was hilarious.
User avatar #352 to #347 - NutHut ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Oh wait, this is the real first thing I said to you
User avatar #353 to #352 - mikli (10/24/2014) [-]
>b4 frendli
User avatar #351 to #347 - NutHut ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Dude, same
User avatar #349 to #347 - inquisition (10/23/2014) [-]
#257 to #19 - NutHut (07/03/2013)
One of my favorite specials. It was hilarious.
User avatar #346 to #19 - inquisition (10/23/2014) [-]
PHARMA
User avatar #348 to #19 - inquisition (10/23/2014) [-]
MEME
User avatar #350 to #19 - reallynotdashie (10/23/2014) [-]
#349 to #347 - inquisition (56 seconds ago)
#257 to #19 - NutHut (07/03/2013)
One of my favorite specials. It was hilarious.
#39 - blewws (07/02/2013) [-]
I feel like the fact that they censored " ****** " and not "cracker" answers the question...
User avatar #105 to #39 - zorororonoa (07/02/2013) [-]
I think that's the joke.
#3 - megumimaaka (07/02/2013) [-]
Crackers are food, ******* aren't
#255 to #3 - pvtdancer (07/03/2013) [-]
.... Not since the accident
User avatar #258 to #3 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (07/03/2013) [-]
nazis eat *******
im a nazi
i eat *******
#73 to #3 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Youre an idiot if you think the term comes from actual crackers
User avatar #9 to #3 - corso ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
There's no laws against cannibalism in the U.S.
#30 to #3 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Try telling that to jeffrey dahmer
#46 to #3 - asdflower (07/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#154 to #3 - lamadrama (07/03/2013) [-]
Negerbollar?
#207 to #3 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
White people are called crackers because of the crack the sound of a whip makes.
#6 - hinji **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]
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****** is "the N word" while cracker is just cracker.... ******* race bias
User avatar #194 to #6 - bighairyfart (07/03/2013) [-]
No, cracker is 'cracker'
#268 to #6 - wudup (07/03/2013) [-]
Not really into this discussion, just wanted to stop in and say that gif is freakin amazing.
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#113 to #6 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/02/2013) [-]
For you idiots is the "n word" for the rest of the world it's just ****** and you're becoming and incresingly racist country while you think you're the most tolerant one. I realize maybe you're not one of them, so I apologize in advance for the "idiots" part.
#166 to #113 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
It's not out of some burning desire to be PC, the thing most people forget when judging how American's treat blacks and the 'n word' is that our country is filled with two things, ******* and guns. Enough said.
User avatar #104 to #6 - imyourdaddy (07/02/2013) [-]
white people aren't offended by that term
User avatar #7 to #6 - pompladouche (07/02/2013) [-]
because "C word" means cunt
User avatar #109 to #7 - zorororonoa (07/02/2013) [-]
Well then they should spell out ******
User avatar #118 to #7 - strumpetthesheep (07/02/2013) [-]
I've always heard it as C U Next Tuesday
#133 - alucord (07/03/2013) [-]






This seems like a fair and balanced argument
#10 - xsap (07/02/2013) [-]
cracker is a compliment... its like your complimenting my whiping skills...


just like lois C.K said... there is nothing you can say to a white man that will hurt his feeling....
#125 to #10 - doctoryou (07/03/2013) [-]
"You don't have overly impressive athletic ability"... **** hurts
#140 to #10 - megustaculo (07/03/2013) [-]
EXCEPT GINGERS.
#145 to #10 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
I also find the word cracker to be a compliment showing my dominance over others
#254 to #10 - luqmanr (07/03/2013) [-]
I always remember Russell Peters when it's about racial stuffs.
#320 to #10 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
"I demand reparations."
User avatar #208 to #10 - chezburgadominator (07/03/2013) [-]
You're family does fairly well!
User avatar #53 to #10 - pezmetal (07/02/2013) [-]
Aw damn, taking me back to owning land and people... got me down.

or something to that effect, can't remember his exact wording
User avatar #69 to #53 - RamzaBeoulve (07/02/2013) [-]
'Ruined mah day.'
#40 - ctenop (07/02/2013) [-]
When did you ever hear another white person call another Cracker? So they can use the word but we can't? Isn't that just discriminant? Anyone is allowed to say cracker, but you say something like " ********* " and everyone loses their **** ...
#231 to #40 - matttboy (07/03/2013) [-]
They can say 			******		. They can say cracker. We can't say 			****		. WTF?
They can say ****** . They can say cracker. We can't say **** . WTF?
User avatar #289 to #231 - Mickeyboi (07/03/2013) [-]
Last time I checked, being able to say ****** is the only benefit of being black. You can at least let us have that.
User avatar #297 to #289 - matttboy (07/03/2013) [-]
Don't you each get an "Unlimited Free KFC" card to use for life at any participating KFC location?
User avatar #298 to #297 - Mickeyboi (07/03/2013) [-]
***** please, if i did I wouldn't bother going to work.
#315 to #298 - dagreja (07/03/2013) [-]
> ******
>work
pick one
#319 to #40 - uberbunk ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
**uberbunk rolled a random image posted in comment #2863969 at Friendly ** im honestly pretty surprised nobody put something with the joker...woulda been cliche, but im surprised nonetheless
User avatar #47 to #40 - articulate (07/02/2013) [-]
I love that word because people don't know what it means and think I'm being racist.
User avatar #50 to #47 - ctenop (07/02/2013) [-]
Same, the scrabble book had so many words with " ****** " in it. Only once I have used cracker recently, and that was yesterday, my phone wasn't working " ******* work you dumb cracker"
User avatar #51 to #40 - sepheroth (07/02/2013) [-]
What's up, my cracka'?
#102 to #51 - zorororonoa (07/02/2013) [-]
YOU RACIST 			****		!  I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!
YOU RACIST **** ! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!
#26 - gameshredder (07/02/2013) [-]
I think it's sad that we've grown into a society that is so sensitive to simple words.
I think it's sad that we've grown into a society that is so sensitive to simple words.
#37 to #26 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
I know right? I got made fun off all the ******* time as a kid, and I'm just fine and the people who bugged are emos and bitch and whine and **** .
#190 to #26 - asadffdsa (07/03/2013) [-]
People just need something to bitch about i guess
#233 to #26 - matttboy (07/03/2013) [-]
I'd rather be in a society that gets offended over bigger words.
I'd rather be in a society that gets offended over bigger words.
#143 - nikoxasylumz (07/03/2013) [-]
N-Word or Cracker   
I like double standards.
N-Word or Cracker
I like double standards.
User avatar #159 to #143 - jldragon (07/03/2013) [-]
But the "c-word" is an entirely different can of worms. Unless you're Simon Pegg, I guess. Unlike in the UK, "cunt" is the new " **** " as far as "bad words" go in america.

So many quotation marks....
User avatar #312 - senseofpurpose (07/03/2013) [-]
Why is it "Cracker" and not the "C" word?
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#324 to #312 - flameprintz (07/03/2013) [-]
Cuz cancer is the C word
User avatar #326 to #324 - tinglyturtletaint (07/03/2013) [-]
pretty sure "cunt" is the c word.
User avatar #325 to #324 - senseofpurpose (07/03/2013) [-]
I thought Cock was the C word
#239 - iTzKitteh (07/03/2013) [-]
Well, it's a good thing that the network has no stance, because they said both "cracker" and "			******		" fully, not doing something silly and inane like censoring only one word.
Well, it's a good thing that the network has no stance, because they said both "cracker" and " ****** " fully, not doing something silly and inane like censoring only one word.
User avatar #241 to #239 - snakefire (07/03/2013) [-]
Well, itz a phat thang dat tha network has no stance, cuz they holla'd both "cracker" n' " ****** " fully, not bustin suttin' wack-ass n' inane like censorin only one word.
#244 to #241 - iTzKitteh (07/03/2013) [-]
Dey seemd like dey wuz finna get they assez beat da **** up, yo
#138 - JMF (07/03/2013) [-]
The word cracker is a word that slaves used to call white overseers. It comes from the cracking of their whips.
So if someone feels the need to call me a cracker, then I feel obliged to thank them for assuming that I am a wealthy land-owning individual.
User avatar #330 to #138 - wealthy (07/03/2013) [-]
You called me?
#66 - tmdarby (07/02/2013) [-]
tired of this zimmerman crap
User avatar #132 to #66 - schmitty (07/03/2013) [-]
This wasn't because of the George Zimmerman thing, this was because Paula Deen said ****** and got fired and her show was canceled because she and her brother were found to be discriminating in the work place.
User avatar #199 to #132 - tmdarby (07/03/2013) [-]
the cracker thing was said in the zimmerman trial & the n word was deen.
User avatar #201 to #199 - schmitty (07/03/2013) [-]
Right, but I heard they were doing this segment because of the Paula Deen thing, I guess it was a combination of both.
#202 to #201 - tmdarby (07/03/2013) [-]
okay well then i'm tired of both of them.
okay well then i'm tired of both of them.
User avatar #204 to #202 - schmitty (07/03/2013) [-]
I don't blame you, I was tired of the Paula Deen thing before it even started, and I live in Florida so the Zimmerman thing has been a big deal here and its pretty ******* annoying, same with the Kasey Anthony a while ago. Although the difference between her and the other two situations is I would **** the **** out of Kasey Anthony.
#129 - jalthelas (07/03/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random comment #211 posted by rotucex at Cringe comp ** :
It hurt, but I want more


The worst thing to say to anyone
#209 - azinfoo (07/03/2013) [-]
If they aren't even willing to show the word "			******		" on TV whereas they just non-nonchalantly throw up cracker on the screen then clearly 			******		 is the worse of the two.
If they aren't even willing to show the word " ****** " on TV whereas they just non-nonchalantly throw up cracker on the screen then clearly ****** is the worse of the two.
User avatar #127 - warrenzthehero (07/03/2013) [-]
Here's a fun fact:
A lot of people think the word "cracker" originates from the overseers on plantations cracking their whips.

This is untrue.

The real story is that cracker refers to (or at least originally referred to) immigrants of Scottish and/or Irish descent who lived in northern Florida that worked in corn fields.
It's cracking corn. As in the classic song "Fry cracked corn and I don't care. Leela cracked corn and I don't care. Bender cracked corn and he is greeeaaatt! Take that you stupid corn!"

So there's a history lesson.
#203 - Ulmer (07/03/2013) [-]
Stop paying attention to them and they'll lose their meaning.
#218 to #203 - improbable (07/03/2013) [-]
**improbable rolls 8,081** is that so?
#223 to #218 - bobthedilder (07/03/2013) [-]
**bobthedilder rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at MFW I GET THUMBS ** yes
#225 to #223 - improbable (07/03/2013) [-]
**improbable rolled a random image posted in comment #2674697 at Friendly ** *roll 9*
User avatar #227 to #225 - improbable (07/03/2013) [-]
**improbable rolls 673,300,219**
User avatar #228 to #227 - improbable (07/03/2013) [-]
yay a dub!
User avatar #230 to #228 - improbable (07/03/2013) [-]
two dubs, sorry i thought it was just one
#232 to #230 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
You are cancer. Kill yourself.
User avatar #265 to #203 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (07/03/2013) [-]
Stop paying attention to them and they'll lose their meaning have nothing to air when someone uses a bad word.
#200 - Ezzi (07/03/2013) [-]
Cracker is just short for "whip-cracker"

It's kind of like a complement
User avatar #134 - mikepetru (07/03/2013) [-]
Obviously this media outlet thinks ****** is worse because they have to say "n-word" but don't say "c-word" instead of cracker.
#68 - plaruti (07/02/2013) [-]
for those who dont know... "crackers" is a reference to cracking a whip on a slaves back.

so really they're just admitting whites are superior race.

just stupid really.
User avatar #75 to #68 - millex (07/02/2013) [-]
Same thing with sagging their pants or saying SWAG. They're just expressing how homosexual they are. None of them actually think about what they're saying. A bunch of sweaty smelly primates who never deserved any slack during the 60's or 1800's for that matter. A bunch of crime causing, drug dealing idiots who only lower a school's, county's or state's overall GPA.
#71 to #68 - questionman (07/02/2013) [-]
what about the floridians
#219 to #68 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
I don't get why that is admitting they're the superior race? I would think it's pointing out something that should make people feel shameful and cruel rather than to boost their ego.
User avatar #80 to #68 - malific (07/02/2013) [-]
I always thought it was a reference to saltines and how light they are.
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