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Not a boobs post. Is it ok to have sex with someone who is unconscious asleep?. Id it the Band, she dragged me alanyl when I was tti. They were stating a wait o

Is it ok to have sex with someone who is unconscious asleep?

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#2 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
"STOP. EXPOSED GIMILI"

Very well, lightbulb, very well.
#3 to #2 - gisuar (07/02/2013) [-]
imagine a titted mart
User avatar #65 to #5 - whatupnachoface (07/03/2013) [-]
I would photoshop Gimli's head on to a woman's naked body.
If I didn't totally suck at photoshop
#30 - angelusprimus (07/02/2013) [-]
In the same time, 12 year old girl falls down on the Justin Beiber concert and she gets stepped on by four adult women screaming after Justin.
Because, you know, men are beasts and metal music is listened by barbarians.
User avatar #4 - justanotherzombie (07/02/2013) [-]
Metal men are the greatest, My first mosh pit I got elbowed in the nose and fell, I didn't even touch the ground before I was thrown forward. When the biggest guy there sees me bleeding he parted the pit and helps me clean my face. He even bought me a beer after all was said and done.
#72 to #52 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Where is your god now?
User avatar #114 to #72 - qosfortyone (07/03/2013) [-]
this must feel cold as ****
#34 - jalthelas ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
MFW the lightbulb almost says 'STOP. EXPOSED GIMLI"
MFW the lightbulb almost says 'STOP. EXPOSED GIMLI"
#63 to #34 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
i feel the royalwerewolf would be in his element right now.
#32 - alucord (07/03/2013) [-]
"STOP. EXPOSED GIMILI"    
   
I'm never going to stop
"STOP. EXPOSED GIMILI"

I'm never going to stop
User avatar #35 to #32 - jalthelas ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
**** , I just posted my Gimli gif and the page refreshed.
#39 to #35 - alucord (07/03/2013) [-]
its all good
#19 - millex (07/02/2013) [-]
to the description...
to the description...
#38 - alienstryke (07/03/2013) [-]
I have a story that is sort of relevant: I live in a relatively small city that doesnt have much to offer entertainment wise. But one day a small circus came into my city and set up in a bull riding ring. The circus was good fun and had every child laughing and in awe. but when these to clown came out with a giant ass beach ball it brought out the warrior in all of them. Keep in mind this is a giant 			*******		 beach ball easily 6 feet tall. Anyways the clowns threw the ball over the fence and the kids went 			*******		 nuts. They all fought for control of the ball like nothing ive ever seen. This wasnt nudging and sharing the ball but full on 			*******		 combat between around 15 kids. It took every single parent of those kids to break everything up. After everything was done they stopped the show and the clowns brought out first aid kits for all the injured. There were nose bleeds and concussions all around. mfw everything was going down
I have a story that is sort of relevant: I live in a relatively small city that doesnt have much to offer entertainment wise. But one day a small circus came into my city and set up in a bull riding ring. The circus was good fun and had every child laughing and in awe. but when these to clown came out with a giant ass beach ball it brought out the warrior in all of them. Keep in mind this is a giant ******* beach ball easily 6 feet tall. Anyways the clowns threw the ball over the fence and the kids went ******* nuts. They all fought for control of the ball like nothing ive ever seen. This wasnt nudging and sharing the ball but full on ******* combat between around 15 kids. It took every single parent of those kids to break everything up. After everything was done they stopped the show and the clowns brought out first aid kits for all the injured. There were nose bleeds and concussions all around. mfw everything was going down
#41 - theturtletrolley (07/03/2013) [-]
The first time I was in a pit was when I was going to see Yashin live, during Stand up everyone fell over and I got trapped underneath some people. Within 2 seconds of people noticing I had about 5 people trying to haul me to my feet.   
Everyone is 			*******		 mental until someone is in danger then they turn into 			*******		 gentlemen.
The first time I was in a pit was when I was going to see Yashin live, during Stand up everyone fell over and I got trapped underneath some people. Within 2 seconds of people noticing I had about 5 people trying to haul me to my feet.
Everyone is ******* mental until someone is in danger then they turn into ******* gentlemen.
User avatar #22 - radamski (07/02/2013) [-]
There is an etiquette to mosh pits.
#81 - kaycie (07/03/2013) [-]
i love stories about mosh pits and how everyone helps everyone   
especially when its about guys helping out a girl getting harassed.   
it makes my lady parts happy.
i love stories about mosh pits and how everyone helps everyone
especially when its about guys helping out a girl getting harassed.
it makes my lady parts happy.
User avatar #101 to #81 - deadadventurer (07/03/2013) [-]
One time there was my penis and I pulled it out.
User avatar #87 to #81 - chillinwithbears (07/03/2013) [-]
well heres one for you
i was at a local show and it was a decent size mosh pit for local bands, 30 people max, a girl probably 5' 4" jumps in the pit. she gets knocked in front of me and then i see a guy that looks about at least 6' 4" with arms the size of my thighs about to hit the girl in front of me so i shove her out of the way and brace for the rhino that was about to hit, he ended up knocking me on my ass after having his shoulder embedded into my face i had a bloody nose and i busted lip, but she mightve died if i didnt do that, i still wonder if she knew that she almost died
#89 to #81 - uranoob (07/03/2013) [-]
Well, then it would please you to know that I have also helped out a damsel in distress in a Mosh Pit.   
   
Are you lady parts not entertained?
Well, then it would please you to know that I have also helped out a damsel in distress in a Mosh Pit.

Are you lady parts not entertained?
#93 to #89 - kaycie (07/03/2013) [-]
YOU MAKE MY GIRLHOOD QUIVER
#98 to #93 - uranoob (07/03/2013) [-]
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE
#90 to #81 - bleeduntildeath (07/03/2013) [-]
one time there was this lady in trouble, so I walked up to her nervously, my hands were sweaty, stain on my shirt, mom's spaghetti
#92 to #90 - kaycie (07/03/2013) [-]
*one time there was this lady in trouble, so I walked up to her nervously, my knees weak, arms were heavy, vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti*
*one time there was this lady in trouble, so I walked up to her nervously, my knees weak, arms were heavy, vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti*
User avatar #58 - thirdjess (07/03/2013) [-]
All of the people calling ******** on this story have clearly never moshed properly. That, or they're conceited assholes.
User avatar #95 to #58 - luthervonappledorf (07/03/2013) [-]
Well they are all clearly experts on the subject. After all, they've been to 2 Black Veil Brides gigs.
User avatar #70 to #58 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
people think moshing is the same has "hardcore dancing" it's not.
User avatar #73 to #70 - thirdjess (07/03/2013) [-]
What? Hardcore dancing? Is that a legitimate thing or is it like a term someone who hasn't moshed would use to describe moshing?
User avatar #76 to #73 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
It's when people flare around like a mentally challenged person on cocaine while listening to music. Look it up if you want a laugh
User avatar #77 to #76 - thirdjess (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh yea. Yea I've been to parties and things where some local metal band was playing, and there is usually two or three guys standing right up front flailing like an idiot.
User avatar #79 to #77 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4664104/How+to+Win+a+Fight/

just pressed the random button and got that.
User avatar #80 to #79 - thirdjess (07/03/2013) [-]
Haha yea pretty accurate!
User avatar #6 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
A wall of death?
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#82 to #6 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
ever heard of google?
User avatar #83 to #82 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I dont care enough to google it.
User avatar #45 to #6 - Siphus (07/03/2013) [-]
Perfect description:

EXODUS - Extreme wall of Death @ Wacken Metal Festival 2010 !!
User avatar #7 to #6 - lordlolland (07/02/2013) [-]
A phenomenon at metal concerts, the crowd divides itself into 2 parts (usually split at the middle), back up a bit, then both groups run towards the middle where they violently smash into each other... for some reason...
I have no idea why anyone would participate, but they must think it is fun.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Haha wat
User avatar #10 to #7 - spankyy (07/02/2013) [-]
Probably for the same reason they enjoy moshing. It's actually really fun moshing, but I've never been part of a wall of death. I guess it's just because the music gets your pumped up, and it's fun to slam into each other, and shove each other around and all that.
User avatar #12 to #10 - rumpelstilzchen (07/02/2013) [-]
It isn't that violently as it looks like.
I'm a relatively small and thin guy and was in several wall of deaths and moshpits. Nothing really bad ever happened to me, I stumbled a few times but they always helped me up again immediately.
User avatar #13 to #12 - spankyy (07/02/2013) [-]
I've only been in one (For whatever reason I never went to a concert until recently) and i'm a fairly big guy. I'm 5' 6" and weigh 175, was probably 180-185 at the time, and I work out regularly. So I didn't have trouble, and it's not that violent. I was just saying that it's fun, and that you do shove each other around and throw yourselves into each other as all that. I saw a few people get knocked down in the pit, and the people on the edges usually grabbed them and lifted them to their feet in seconds. Only part that was rough was this dude that was probably like...6' 2" and well over 300 pounds that was just so into it. He was flying through the pit and only a couple people could actually manage to clash with him. He was a chill guy though, but he did get into a bit of a verbal spat with someone at some point because he shoved some rather small girls that didn't want to mosh. He was chill though, he apologized and said he was just trying to have a good time and didn't mean to hurt/scare them.

It was a good show, and it was fun. Unfortunately I was wearing a baggier pair of pants (the small amount of weight I lost was just enough they'd go to my ankles if I didn't adjust them) and I had to avoid the mosh pit most of the night so I wouldn't end up face planting with my pants around my ankles because they fell.
#53 to #7 - both (07/03/2013) [-]
It's fun as 			****		! Don't knock it till you've tried it, that and moshing in general are the reason concerts like that are so much fun.   
   
Pic related: what a wall of death feels like.
It's fun as **** ! Don't knock it till you've tried it, that and moshing in general are the reason concerts like that are so much fun.

Pic related: what a wall of death feels like.
User avatar #111 to #7 - justanotherzombie (07/03/2013) [-]
It really is, it's the ultimate mosh pit.
#100 to #7 - saladtongsofdeath (07/03/2013) [-]
its kinda like a ******* medieval war
#88 to #7 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
It is fun.
#43 to #7 - umppis (07/03/2013) [-]
Its a ton of fun and suberb amounts of insane energy, and as the content said, metalheads are gentlemanly as **** and will help you up the second you fall
#42 to #7 - aiicii (07/03/2013) [-]
so like jousting?
User avatar #40 to #7 - iridium (07/03/2013) [-]
Same reason anyone moshes. It's violent energetic dance.
User avatar #27 to #7 - optimussum (07/02/2013) [-]
The energy, man
User avatar #18 - WolfRider (07/02/2013) [-]
she seems to be forgetting that it was a metal man that pulled her top down in the first place
#91 to #18 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
That's implying that a **** head that would do that in the first place should be considered a man
User avatar #21 to #18 - shockjumpin (07/02/2013) [-]
One guy pulled down her top, several others helped. It's just like with everything, there's always a few assholes but the good outweighs it.
#28 to #18 - therollingstones (07/02/2013) [-]
Anyone who would forcefully disrobe a young girl is no true Metal Man
#68 - deathcampforjewtie (07/03/2013) [-]
The face of a true gentleman.
#1 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
Just a regular shameless repost.
#110 to #1 - theiliketrainskid (07/03/2013) [-]
I'm sorry anon. My goal in life is to please you
User avatar #75 - dapianoman (07/03/2013) [-]
"When I stumble in the
middle and the wail sermons esteemed "STOP. EXPOSED GIMILI""
#78 to #75 - SuperHyperCrazy (07/03/2013) [-]
Gimli couldn't have been exposed, he was up on the stage playing.
#23 - existacne (07/02/2013) [-]
> metal men
User avatar #25 to #24 - oikake (07/02/2013) [-]
That's a Cyberman.. metal metal protect female dignity..... cybermen try talking dirty to you over the internet...
User avatar #26 to #25 - oikake (07/02/2013) [-]
*men*
User avatar #48 - rhetoricalfunny (07/03/2013) [-]
Moshers are some of the nicest ******* people you'll ever know.

I fell once at a concert. I didn't even touch the ground before I was back on my feet.

There are alot of reasons, things you could say that will ultimately explain why this is, but I'm content with it just being. Punks, Metalheads, Moshers, are nice ******* people, and that makes me happy.
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