wait what. . Imagine that you have a car. It' s a very good can your dream. Everybody is jealous about that car and wants it But that car needs to have a mainte wait what Imagine that you have a car It' s very good can your dream Everybody is jealous about and wants it But needs to mainte
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Imagine that you have a
car. It' s a very good can
your dream. Everybody is
jealous about that car and
wants it
But that car needs to have
a maintenance
each month. Also, it has to
prepare for the
maintenance for two
weeks before it starts. And
after the maintenance it
will drive only when it' s in
mood.
Delivered
Why the heck would I want
that car? :D
Wait.. What you mean???
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #2 - sloppyjofthenow
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wow that is one hell of a way to describe a woman. Total win my friend.
#52 to #2 - anon id: c72033fc
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It's only a good way to describe the woman if sex is literally the only reason you want to stay with her.
#168 to #52 - jamiemsm
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are there other reasons?
#145 to #2 - anon id: 2a6d6ad0
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I honestly can't tell if this comment is sarcasm or not.
#9 - juuru
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opposite day/month
opposite day/month
User avatar #71 to #9 - finni
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She can't judge. She doesn't have any nipples!
User avatar #128 to #71 - totalsuckpod
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Sounds like the perfect woman to me.
User avatar #184 to #128 - luqmanr
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wut
#4 - anon id: f88bfa89
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Hey you want the pussy better deal with the woman.
#10 to #4 - anon id: ce23fca3
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at first i didnt understand why people were thumbing this down. its a pretty golden rule. then i realize that half the kids on here jack off to ponys and dont have girlfriends and dont know that they eventually will have to do many things that they dont want to so they can get laid lol. you must put up with the girl if you want the pussy! anon said it first!
#19 to #10 - anon id: ffd1a8dc
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I found the girl
#118 to #10 - cabbagemayhem
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Don't even get me started. Too many women today are shallow, greedy, selfish, self-entitled, ignorant, arrogant, mostly useless, and scantly dressed. They say things like, "Hey you want the pussy better deal with the woman," and don't understand why a lot of guys aren't interested.
User avatar #5 to #4 - hasinvadedyou
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This is why prostitution will never go out of business.
User avatar #51 to #5 - cresel
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same with rape
#8 to #5 - mrloki
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**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Took her 28 days to take off her hat ** your answer is so full of win that you deserve more thumbs up! I'd give you both my thumbs if I could
User avatar #6 to #5 - DaBullshiter
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Yea that and omega males.
#3 - ibleedbmx
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**ibleedbmx rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at man logic ** ...and this is why i would never drive a GM car by choice...
**ibleedbmx rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at man logic ** ...and this is why i would never drive a GM car by choice...
User avatar #7 to #3 - thatscrewedupkid
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my Oldsmobile dont give me any problems, got it for free too, id prefer a ford however
#180 to #3 - onyxleigion
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Of all the cars I have driven, all except one were GM(El Camino, Camaro, a C10, a Sierra, and my uncles Corvette). Never had a problem. Then, one day I drive my dad's corolla. The engine practically blew up, and it got a flat hen we were towing it.
Long story short, American cars always are better.
#69 - xerros
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User avatar #13 - Kairyuka
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Nice objectifying women there, bud.
User avatar #93 to #13 - lolollo
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I take it you're the type to get asshurt at anything that could possibly be taken as negative to a chick, whether it's a joke, or even a compliment.
#68 to #13 - fuckedbyapony
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I take it you never get laid
#44 to #13 - anon id: 00df91fe
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hey! do you see us complaining when you make boner jokes?
learn to laugh or shut up, no one likes talking to a spoil sport.
User avatar #61 to #13 - bladeboy
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PATRIARCHY
#115 to #13 - rainbowmuffins [OP]
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don't get butthurt over a joke that is intended for comedic purposes.
User avatar #97 to #13 - thepandaking
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the majority of fj doesn't like opinion, refer to comment #56 and you'll see the kind of person that's thumbing you down to ****.
User avatar #188 to #97 - Kairyuka
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Also they assume a lot of stuff from some comments I didn't care much about in the first place. Oh well, I didn't come here for intelligence.
User avatar #195 to #188 - thepandaking
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well yeah, once irritated people see something they can be mad at, they'll just assume more bad stuff about the person no matter what you say. there's no reasoning with it. oh well. I only say this because I know that it's irritating to be shat on for nothing on this site, which seems to happen quite often.
User avatar #196 to #195 - Kairyuka
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Well it seems to have cooled down a bit, let's hope it stays that way. And thanks for your consideration c:
User avatar #197 to #196 - thepandaking
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sure thing, you have a good one now.
User avatar #198 to #197 - Kairyuka
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You too~
User avatar #29 to #13 - redeadhunter
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It's just a joke. Chill out.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Kairyuka
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Yeah I suppose I just didn't find it funny. Nothing to see here, move along folks.
#53 to #13 - LovegoodJuggalo
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You're a moron. And for future reference, women hate guys who have no sense of humor just as much as guys who objectify them. And always remember this is Funny Junk. Funny...As in Jokes... As in, "Not to be taken seriously".
You're a moron. And for future reference, women hate guys who have no sense of humor just as much as guys who objectify them. And always remember this is Funny Junk. Funny...As in Jokes... As in, "Not to be taken seriously".
User avatar #189 to #53 - Kairyuka
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Yeah. If only this joke had been funny in the first place, I could have overlooked it. Also, I like how people assume I cared much about the comments I wrote, or that it's something I have a burning passion for. It's fun how little energy it takes to start a *********.
User avatar #193 to #189 - LovegoodJuggalo
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You can start a ********* on FJ in under 5 words lol. While I don't agree with you, This whole thing got out of control for sure.
User avatar #194 to #193 - Kairyuka
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Yeah pretty much. It would make me so sad, if I actually cared. I like how people assume I have no sense of humor.
User avatar #58 to #13 - notmadguy
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You're the reason why everyone hates women.
#63 to #13 - andovaredoras
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#34 to #13 - SunshineCabbage
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#37 to #34 - Kairyuka
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#20 to #13 - shadesofbacon
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I once explained to my ex that we needed a break because I'd temporarily gone off her by comparing her to burnt food
User avatar #22 to #20 - Kairyuka
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I just disliked how the content described women like their only purpose was to be a walking fleshlight.
User avatar #23 to #22 - pivotmasterdm
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When the **** did it say anything like that?
User avatar #24 to #23 - Kairyuka
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A car's only purpose is to be driven. A woman's only purpose is to have sex. See the parallel?
User avatar #25 to #24 - pivotmasterdm
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My god you're a ******* idiot.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Kairyuka
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Enlighten me.
User avatar #27 to #26 - pivotmasterdm
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You think that if someone's talking about a woman, they MUST be talking about sex. In the content they were comparing woman to cars and how they have maintenance / periods for a week every month.
User avatar #28 to #27 - Kairyuka
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"And it will drive only when it's in the mood"
User avatar #57 to #28 - theturkeyburger
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When they say that they're talking about sex, not women themselves.
User avatar #94 to #28 - lolollo
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I've seen women use that for just about anything, from going on a date, to getting a certain food for lunch.
#31 to #28 - anon id: a38b4e16
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lol it was obviously referring to women and sex
User avatar #32 to #31 - Kairyuka
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Yup
User avatar #35 to #32 - hellsjester
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your missing the point.... it's trying to point out the double standard that women place on men. ok lets put it to you this way. a woman says i'm not in the mood, then okay they are not in the mood. when a guy says he is not in the mood all hell breaks loose. "are you cheating on me?" "are you gay?". quite simply men are willing to go at it 24/7. which lets face it most likely that won't happen. but in every relationship their needs to be some compromise.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Kairyuka
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I didn't see any of that in the content. It simply stated that women are objects that only have one function.
#47 to #36 - scupper
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I dont understand why you're so tight ass'ed about this post. Im a woman and I dont care, its actually pretty funny.
I dont understand why you're so tight ass'ed about this post. Im a woman and I dont care, its actually pretty funny.
User avatar #55 to #47 - hellsjester
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thank you for being a woman with a sense of humor.
you are one of the few
keep it up
User avatar #191 to #47 - Kairyuka
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I'm not really being tight assed, people just kinda assume that I cared much about the comments I wrote. This is not the case. I was simply following a comment thread
User avatar #199 to #191 - scupper
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If you don't really care why keep replying?
User avatar #200 to #199 - Kairyuka
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Because it takes five seconds and I have nothing better to do right now?
User avatar #54 to #36 - msypsylon
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She might have a point, the guy refers to that girl solely as a sex object. But jesus ******* christ, get over it already, women say things like that too and no one even notice because most men aren't whiny little bitches.
#48 to #36 - iphoneguy
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no for real, get back to your meaningless protests on the streets....
User avatar #190 to #48 - Kairyuka
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I like how people on Funnyjunk reply to meaningless protests by doing a **** ton of meaningless protests.
User avatar #41 to #36 - vonspyder
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Are you a woman?
#192 to #41 - Kairyuka
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#50 to #36 - AutoProg
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ur a moron and u will always be alone
#72 to #32 - andovaredoras
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I must know.
User avatar #73 to #72 - andovaredoras
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Just to be sure.
User avatar #103 to #24 - garrettjacobsen
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A car has multiple purposes, transportation, leisure, movement of items, and shelter, just like how a woman can do other things in a relationship or in general other than cooking, cleaning, and *******. The post was not only a joke, but it didn't objectify women in the slightest. It was meant to humorously show women a man's perspective on the menstrual cycle and it's large play in women's emotional and sexual behavior. I don't know where you get objectifying out of that. There is no parallel, especially when you use a car as your analogy, considering the uses it has in today's society.
#65 to #22 - beyondanon
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#38 to #22 - anon id: 056ea547
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It described one kind of relationship you can have with women, not women in general.
This post is obviously gay....And i mean that in the most fabulous way!
User avatar #76 to #22 - arkytior
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well if you're not a pretty fleshlight that knows how to cook and doesn't clean the house then you're not really good for anything else...
#12 - Jeff C
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Everythings accurate except I dont get the prepare for two weeks thing. Whats that represent? I'm currently single but when I was with my ex the first thing she wanted to do when she got off the rag was have sex
#14 to #12 - anon id: 603fcefb
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PMS.
#15 to #12 - anon id: abe25165
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Am I the only one who gets insanely aroused during menstration?
User avatar #18 to #15 - nimba
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I hope you are a woman. So, so much.
#123 to #15 - anon id: e7cd48bc
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From what I know girls/women act differently then eachother on their period. It's just the anger bitch that's a stereotype. I knew a chick in high school that got extremely sweet when she was normally tomboyish on her period. Being a fourteen year old boy I was extremely confused and a little bit scared. Oh and also, I don't know why, but she would tell me when she was on her period when I asked why she was acting weird.
User avatar #137 to #123 - hotsaws
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The only time I'm ever pissed is when the cramps get intense. Otherwise I'm fine completely.
#113 to #15 - dicksdicksyolo
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same.
User avatar #101 to #15 - animationhac
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No
User avatar #96 to #12 - lolollo
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My roommate's girlfriend has to. She'll have full blown conversations about it. She'll sit there and say "OK, here's when the next one's planned to happen. I'm going to my parent's place here, and I have an exam here, so for this 2 week period no dates and NO SEX!"

Then she'll cry about it for 3 hours...
#89 - cocainecowboy
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My girl is on birth control so her period only lasts 3 days ;)
>mfw
#60 - bossmanholms
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good thing mine is in the mood whenever I am. I love you Jill.
#116 to #60 - lolchris
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5 v 1 you lose you spit
#66 to #60 - amazingunicorn
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You're left-handed?
#92 to #60 - kupum
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i call her Pamela Handerson
User avatar #120 to #92 - rockamekishiko
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PALMela
#106 - natteravnen
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What brand is that car?
Cause im sure as hell never gonna buy one of those.