wait what. . Imagine that you have a car. It' s a very good can your dream. Everybody is jealous about that car and wants it But that car needs to have a mainte
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wait what

Imagine that you have a
car. It' s a very good can
your dream. Everybody is
jealous about that car and
wants it
But that car needs to have
a maintenance
each month. Also, it has to
prepare for the
maintenance for two
weeks before it starts. And
after the maintenance it
will drive only when it' s in
mood.
Delivered
Why the heck would I want
that car? :D
Wait.. What you mean???
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User avatar #2 - sloppyjofthenow (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
wow that is one hell of a way to describe a woman. Total win my friend.
#9 - juuru (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
opposite day/month
opposite day/month
#4 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Hey you want the pussy better deal with the woman.
User avatar #5 to #4 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
This is why prostitution will never go out of business.
#3 - ibleedbmx (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**ibleedbmx rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at man logic ** ...and this is why i would never drive a GM car by choice...
**ibleedbmx rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at man logic ** ...and this is why i would never drive a GM car by choice...
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User avatar #13 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/02/2013) [+] (52 replies)
Nice objectifying women there, bud.
#20 to #13 - shadesofbacon (07/02/2013) [-]
I once explained to my ex that we needed a break because I'd temporarily gone off her by comparing her to burnt food
#12 - Jeff C ONLINE (07/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Everythings accurate except I dont get the prepare for two weeks thing. Whats that represent? I'm currently single but when I was with my ex the first thing she wanted to do when she got off the rag was have sex
User avatar #18 to #15 - nimba (07/02/2013) [-]
I hope you are a woman. So, so much.
#89 - cocainecowboy (07/02/2013) [-]
My girl is on birth control so her period only lasts 3 days ;)
>mfw
#60 - bossmanholms (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
good thing mine is in the mood whenever I am. I love you Jill.
#106 - natteravnen (07/02/2013) [-]
What brand is that car?
Cause im sure as hell never gonna buy one of those.
User avatar #11 - runeception (07/02/2013) [+] (19 replies)
God I realize now that I am very lucky that my gf wants to **** everyday, even up to five times (I only want to have sex once though, but in the beginning of our relationship we did it 5 times a day, she still wants that... I was so ******* exhaused, ended up with a big fight, but it's settled) She wants to have sex MORE when she's on her period, which is awesome..
#42 to #39 - reshiram (07/02/2013) [-]
ohhh wtf man
ohhh wtf man
#81 - lolabunny (07/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
It doesn't take 2 weeks prep for a period, a week tops if it's really bad. One place where this joke falls apart is unlike a car, a relationship isn't only for 'driving' and if you find yourself in one that is then it's not really relationship, you're closer to ************ .

As for the 'not in the mood' thing, I've always been a big supporter of introducing schedules to relationships. Agreed in advance, planned around interrupting factors like periods and game releases, gives you something to look forwards to every Monday.
It's either a really good idea or my OCD clouding my vision.
#79 - tmdarby (07/02/2013) [-]
Don't worry, just because the main ride is down for maintenance, doesn't mean the log ride is closed.
#153 - bladebites (07/03/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I don't get why it's such a common belief that women rarely want sex. I mean, I'm not exactly a fan of doing it during my period, but it's not like we need two 						*******					 weeks to "prepare" for a period. It's just a period, we don't prepare for it like some sort of period ceremony or some 						****					. Plus, it's not like we actually want to be bleeding out our uteruses for a week. I'm a woman and I think if I were in a relationship I'd want sex as much as the next guy. Sure, I'm not the majority, but either way it's not like women barely want to have sex. Sure, generally speaking, some men want sex more often than some women, but it's not like women are only "in the mood" once in a blue moon.    
The way people talk about it just seems like an exaggeration to me.
I don't get why it's such a common belief that women rarely want sex. I mean, I'm not exactly a fan of doing it during my period, but it's not like we need two ******* weeks to "prepare" for a period. It's just a period, we don't prepare for it like some sort of period ceremony or some **** . Plus, it's not like we actually want to be bleeding out our uteruses for a week. I'm a woman and I think if I were in a relationship I'd want sex as much as the next guy. Sure, I'm not the majority, but either way it's not like women barely want to have sex. Sure, generally speaking, some men want sex more often than some women, but it's not like women are only "in the mood" once in a blue moon.
The way people talk about it just seems like an exaggeration to me.
#56 - jimli (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#125 - neexx (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #77 - mrwightproductions (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Good car=slut...?
#127 to #77 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
taxi=slut

get your **** together tyrone
User avatar #102 - fuckinniggers (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sounds just like a dodge.
User avatar #171 - fireblazing (07/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ladies, don't use being on your period as an excuse for being a bitch. I'm a woman too and you don't, WON'T, see me acting like a complete bitch when I'm on my period.
User avatar #75 - rawrimdaisy (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Can somebody explain to me the "prepare for two weeks" part?
#104 to #75 - jazzyietheferret (07/02/2013) [-]
It's apparently what some girls go through (say they do) for 2 weeks. Also known as PMS. I however have NEVER met anyone who has it going on that long.
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