wait what. . Imagine that you have a car. It' s a very good can your dream. Everybody is jealous about that car and wants it But that car needs to have a mainte
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wait what

Imagine that you have a
car. It' s a very good can
your dream. Everybody is
jealous about that car and
wants it
But that car needs to have
a maintenance
each month. Also, it has to
prepare for the
maintenance for two
weeks before it starts. And
after the maintenance it
will drive only when it' s in
mood.
Delivered
Why the heck would I want
that car? :D
Wait.. What you mean???
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#9 - juuru ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
opposite day/month
opposite day/month
User avatar #71 to #9 - finni (07/02/2013) [-]
She can't judge. She doesn't have any nipples!
User avatar #128 to #71 - totalsuckpod (07/02/2013) [-]
Sounds like the perfect woman to me.
User avatar #184 to #128 - luqmanr (07/03/2013) [-]
wut
#106 - natteravnen (07/02/2013) [-]
What brand is that car?
Cause im sure as hell never gonna buy one of those.
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#79 - tmdarby ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Don't worry, just because the main ride is down for maintenance, doesn't mean the log ride is closed.
#3 - ibleedbmx (07/02/2013) [-]
**ibleedbmx rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at man logic ** ...and this is why i would never drive a GM car by choice...
**ibleedbmx rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at man logic ** ...and this is why i would never drive a GM car by choice...
User avatar #7 to #3 - thatscrewedupkid (07/02/2013) [-]
my Oldsmobile dont give me any problems, got it for free too, id prefer a ford however
#180 to #3 - onyxleigion (07/03/2013) [-]
Of all the cars I have driven, all except one were GM(El Camino, Camaro, a C10, a Sierra, and my uncles Corvette). Never had a problem. Then, one day I drive my dad's corolla. The engine practically blew up, and it got a flat hen we were towing it.
Long story short, American cars always are better.
User avatar #2 - sloppyjofthenow (07/02/2013) [-]
wow that is one hell of a way to describe a woman. Total win my friend.
#145 to #2 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
I honestly can't tell if this comment is sarcasm or not.
#52 to #2 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
It's only a good way to describe the woman if sex is literally the only reason you want to stay with her.
#168 to #52 - jamiemsm (07/03/2013) [-]
are there other reasons?
#89 - cocainecowboy (07/02/2013) [-]
My girl is on birth control so her period only lasts 3 days ;)
>mfw
#12 - Jeff C (07/02/2013) [-]
Everythings accurate except I dont get the prepare for two weeks thing. Whats that represent? I'm currently single but when I was with my ex the first thing she wanted to do when she got off the rag was have sex
#14 to #12 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
PMS.
User avatar #96 to #12 - lolollo (07/02/2013) [-]
My roommate's girlfriend has to. She'll have full blown conversations about it. She'll sit there and say "OK, here's when the next one's planned to happen. I'm going to my parent's place here, and I have an exam here, so for this 2 week period no dates and NO SEX!"

Then she'll cry about it for 3 hours...
#15 to #12 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who gets insanely aroused during menstration?
User avatar #18 to #15 - nimba (07/02/2013) [-]
I hope you are a woman. So, so much.
#123 to #15 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
From what I know girls/women act differently then eachother on their period. It's just the anger bitch that's a stereotype. I knew a chick in high school that got extremely sweet when she was normally tomboyish on her period. Being a fourteen year old boy I was extremely confused and a little bit scared. Oh and also, I don't know why, but she would tell me when she was on her period when I asked why she was acting weird.
User avatar #137 to #123 - hotsaws (07/03/2013) [-]
The only time I'm ever pissed is when the cramps get intense. Otherwise I'm fine completely.
#113 to #15 - dicksdicksyolo (07/02/2013) [-]
same.
User avatar #101 to #15 - animationhac ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
No
#81 - lolabunny ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
It doesn't take 2 weeks prep for a period, a week tops if it's really bad. One place where this joke falls apart is unlike a car, a relationship isn't only for 'driving' and if you find yourself in one that is then it's not really relationship, you're closer to ************ .

As for the 'not in the mood' thing, I've always been a big supporter of introducing schedules to relationships. Agreed in advance, planned around interrupting factors like periods and game releases, gives you something to look forwards to every Monday.
It's either a really good idea or my OCD clouding my vision.
#95 to #81 - clifford (07/02/2013) [-]
It sound like a good idea to me but I don't think my opinion is unbiased because I do have obsessive compulsive disorder as well, well ether way will try when my right hand isn't my girlfriend...
#99 to #95 - lolabunny ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Unfortunately I haven't been able to try it out either... for some reason people keep telling me that charts and timetables aren't romantic and it has only gone sour from there. But I need structure to feel comfortable with a person so it's sort of a catch 22.
#98 to #81 - chaoticwaffle (07/02/2013) [-]
Sounds like it would take some of the fun out.
#105 to #81 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
buh, i say: don't **** retarded people due to stapled hunger.
There are always clues that warn the intelligent man or woman and allow him/her not to get in such situation.
---
Then:
I love and respect women but...
Women, learn from books how it works your body.
the almighty Odin didn't leave a manual, but we have a rough idea about how to train muscles and how to get stamina.
If i'd find out that my hand can barely hold a cherry because i find difficult to close the fist and the joints get dismantled if i try to lift a brick i would be seriously worried.
A hand with such limitations in what are supposed to be it's main purposes is disfunctional.
Same goes with any part of the body including nose or feet or else.
#182 to #81 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
I had a **** buddy once, dont recommend it, one person always gets attached and your not friends anymore and **** hits the fan when you start talking to a girl you want to have a relationship with.
User avatar #108 to #81 - Kittehh (07/02/2013) [-]
1-2 weeks ovulation = preparing for period.
#110 to #81 - flixoe (07/02/2013) [-]
Never said it was talking about a relationship
#60 - bossmanholms (07/02/2013) [-]
good thing mine is in the mood whenever I am. I love you Jill.
#116 to #60 - lolchris (07/02/2013) [-]
5 v 1 you lose you spit
#66 to #60 - amazingunicorn (07/02/2013) [-]
You're left-handed?
#92 to #60 - kupum (07/02/2013) [-]
i call her Pamela Handerson
User avatar #120 to #92 - rockamekishiko (07/02/2013) [-]
PALMela
User avatar #172 - failtolawl ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
yea, why can't women be more like inanimate objects to be used as toys?
User avatar #171 - fireblazing (07/03/2013) [-]
Ladies, don't use being on your period as an excuse for being a bitch. I'm a woman too and you don't, WON'T, see me acting like a complete bitch when I'm on my period.
#183 to #171 - clockworkhearts (07/03/2013) [-]
Friendly reminder that PMS affects everyone differently. Some women genuinely have it worse than others. Being rude on purpose is not good, but irritability and short temper can be expected when one woke up in a puddle of bloody sheets that morning along with bloating, acne and a craving for bacon cheeseburgers and chocolate.
Friendly reminder that PMS affects everyone differently. Some women genuinely have it worse than others. Being rude on purpose is not good, but irritability and short temper can be expected when one woke up in a puddle of bloody sheets that morning along with bloating, acne and a craving for bacon cheeseburgers and chocolate.
User avatar #185 to #183 - fireblazing (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, mine are pretty bad, but i just hate it when women use PMS as an excuse though.
#176 to #171 - qchrisman (07/03/2013) [-]
From everyone here, and everywhere, thank you.
User avatar #177 to #176 - fireblazing (07/03/2013) [-]
I apologize on my gender's behalf for doing that.
#125 - neexx (07/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #139 to #125 - hotsaws (07/03/2013) [-]
PMS. Alot of guys think EVERY woman gets it. And for two weeks apparently! According to them.
#153 - bladebites (07/03/2013) [-]
I don't get why it's such a common belief that women rarely want sex. I mean, I'm not exactly a fan of doing it during my period, but it's not like we need two 			*******		 weeks to "prepare" for a period. It's just a period, we don't prepare for it like some sort of period ceremony or some 			****		. Plus, it's not like we actually want to be bleeding out our uteruses for a week. I'm a woman and I think if I were in a relationship I'd want sex as much as the next guy. Sure, I'm not the majority, but either way it's not like women barely want to have sex. Sure, generally speaking, some men want sex more often than some women, but it's not like women are only "in the mood" once in a blue moon.    
The way people talk about it just seems like an exaggeration to me.
I don't get why it's such a common belief that women rarely want sex. I mean, I'm not exactly a fan of doing it during my period, but it's not like we need two ******* weeks to "prepare" for a period. It's just a period, we don't prepare for it like some sort of period ceremony or some **** . Plus, it's not like we actually want to be bleeding out our uteruses for a week. I'm a woman and I think if I were in a relationship I'd want sex as much as the next guy. Sure, I'm not the majority, but either way it's not like women barely want to have sex. Sure, generally speaking, some men want sex more often than some women, but it's not like women are only "in the mood" once in a blue moon.
The way people talk about it just seems like an exaggeration to me.
#203 to #153 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
I am lucky to get it twice a month... Nothing after for the first week, too tight, nothing before the week either... And shes on the pill. Also purposely ignores me when I am in the mood, honestly like im not.
User avatar #204 to #203 - bladebites (07/03/2013) [-]
No offense, but she sounds kinda like a bitch in that situation. I mean, I get that she might not be in the mood, that's just the way she is. But ignoring you when you are sounds like kind of a bitch mood. Relationships are about give and take, the least she could do is listen to you.
User avatar #158 to #153 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
It is, I have three friends that are horny a lot, to the point where it's uncomfortable, especially with one who tells me how many times she's masturbated that day, which is always a lot. And another told me how she wanted to, but couldn't because she was on her period. And she wouldn't stop.
User avatar #161 to #158 - bladebites (07/03/2013) [-]
I'm generally a pretty kinky person, but I've never masturbated before. I have this irrational fear of getting an infection or something. It's pretty embarrassing.
User avatar #162 to #161 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Huh, could you get one from just masturbating? With just your fingers?
User avatar #202 to #162 - bladebites (07/03/2013) [-]
I dunno, but I'm a weird person, I guess. From what I've heard it's a small risk of anything happening if your hands are clean, but I'm really touchy about that sort of thing so I kinda just decided it was something I could live without.
User avatar #157 to #153 - rhodesgirl (07/03/2013) [-]
Well said.
User avatar #167 to #153 - cthumoo (07/03/2013) [-]
The stereotype might come from older women. I think generally women desire sex less as they age as they become infertile before men, while men can keep going for a bit longer. Also men are meant to desire it more anyway, in terms of instinct and stuff.

This is all generally speaking though, people vary a lot.
#56 - jimli (07/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #124 to #56 - coophomie (07/02/2013) [-]
nice thumbnail, genius
#130 to #124 - kidsquicker (07/03/2013) [-]
Here's the full-sized variant.
User avatar #102 - fuckinniggers (07/02/2013) [-]
Sounds just like a dodge.
User avatar #133 to #102 - guidedhandsbitch (07/03/2013) [-]
I knew a guy that got hit by a dodge once.
#144 - leonjoker (07/03/2013) [-]
This is the reason why I only have my 3 girlfriends named Ann...They're just different from any other girl.

Annvisible
Annflateable
Annjob
#174 - iliketheflute (07/03/2013) [-]
Women.
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