Pretty Straightforward. .. Duck!
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#75 - SunshineCabbage (07/02/2013) [-]
It's taken me around 10 minutes to understand. I finally thought I got it, said in my head "ohh right, someone throws a knife at you, you're dead and that's why the writing cuts off"   
   
Scrolled down, realised it was "duck"   
MFW I'm so damn thick.
It's taken me around 10 minutes to understand. I finally thought I got it, said in my head "ohh right, someone throws a knife at you, you're dead and that's why the writing cuts off"

Scrolled down, realised it was "duck"
MFW I'm so damn thick.
#156 to #75 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
At least I have as excuse that english isn't my native language
User avatar #187 to #75 - monkeysniper (07/03/2013) [-]
thank god im not the only one
#112 to #75 - carnageboy (07/02/2013) [-]
I got it after reading ur comment   
im dumber
I got it after reading ur comment
im dumber
User avatar #160 to #75 - tapeworms (07/02/2013) [-]
Better than what I thought, I just assumed it was a .gif at first.
User avatar #80 to #75 - ancientchaos (07/02/2013) [-]
OHHHHHHHHHHHH


Well at least you got it...
User avatar #86 to #75 - spaceshark (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm on that boat too...

Your comment is actually how I now understand
User avatar #87 to #86 - SunshineCabbage (07/02/2013) [-]
Nice to know I'm not alone...
#19 - alterednicolas (07/02/2013) [-]
Works with this too.
User avatar #32 to #19 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]
"If your girlfriend's in the mood"

"Carge 'er"
User avatar #55 to #32 - mood (07/02/2013) [-]
let me know nest time and i can upload a mood to suit yours and her needs
#31 to #19 - sirhyden (07/02/2013) [-]
That's my car....or it would be if I could ******* drive.....
#20 to #19 - notafunnyguy (07/02/2013) [-]
dodge?

charger?

both work i guess
#30 to #20 - sourpotato ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Shoulda done a dodge ram, so both words would work
User avatar #35 to #19 - strooz (07/02/2013) [-]
The dodge dart would have worked as well.
#59 to #19 - ironsoul (07/02/2013) [-]
I read it as "if someone throws a knife at you, car"
I read it as "if someone throws a knife at you, car"
User avatar #3 - solarisofcelestia (07/02/2013) [-]
Duck!
#96 to #3 - isniffbutts ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Duck.
#97 to #3 - isniffbutts ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Goose!!!
+6
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#110 to #3 - zedong (07/02/2013) [-]
took me way too long, even after i saw your comment
took me way too long, even after i saw your comment
User avatar #5 to #3 - wutzittooya (07/02/2013) [-]
Thank you. I did not understand this until I saw your comment...
User avatar #6 to #5 - solarisofcelestia (07/02/2013) [-]
Any time friend.
#11 to #3 - lyokomaster (07/02/2013) [-]
Omg I feel so ******* stupid. I thought the joke was "If someone throws a knife at you" and then it was blank because you cant do **** and you were dead so you couldnt do anything
#12 - freenarative (07/02/2013) [-]
If someone throws a knife at you... Mallard? Anatidae? Bird? Pond?
#147 to #12 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
a bill!
#13 to #12 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Duck.
#15 to #13 - freenarative (07/02/2013) [-]
Duck? Nah, it can't be... that's quackers. BADUM MUDDER-FUKIN TISH!
#16 to #15 - mrvoodoo (07/02/2013) [-]
[slow-claps]
User avatar #44 - thechosentroll (07/02/2013) [-]
....
User avatar #45 to #44 - thechosentroll (07/02/2013) [-]
...
User avatar #46 to #45 - thechosentroll (07/02/2013) [-]
........................
#47 to #46 - thechosentroll (07/02/2013) [-]
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Oooooooooooooooh. Duck.
User avatar #201 to #47 - roflstorm (07/03/2013) [-]
You got over 500 thumbs from just a series of dots
#206 to #47 - jalthelas (07/03/2013) [-]
I didn't get it until reading this.


I thought the joke was that if somebody throws a knife at you, you die.


I'm a ******* idiot.
#205 to #47 - ainise (07/03/2013) [-]
._. I didn't get it til this...
User avatar #212 to #45 - OldSnake (07/05/2013) [-]
Wow, you weren't kidding about that "points of ellipses" comment.
User avatar #213 to #212 - OldSnake (07/05/2013) [-]
ellipsis*
#190 to #157 - thempc (07/03/2013) [-]
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HERE AT GLOBO GYM, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU, AND WE KNOW IT!
User avatar #183 to #157 - mrfishie (07/03/2013) [-]
It's dodge duck dip dive and dodge... I think
#164 to #157 - schmitty (07/02/2013) [-]
You said dodge twice.
#145 - yearofthemonkey (07/02/2013) [-]
I thought the joke was "If someone throws a knife at you... you are ****** " because I thought I saw blood in the water and thought the duck was stabbed but then I realized that it was really the ducks foot.

y u do dis brain
#124 - studbeefpile (07/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #131 to #124 - escalario (07/02/2013) [-]
It was only thanks to your gif that I got this. xD
#120 - liquidvoodoo (07/02/2013) [-]
I sat there for a good 5 minutes waiting for the rest of the image to load...   
   
And then it hit me.
I sat there for a good 5 minutes waiting for the rest of the image to load...

And then it hit me.
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#126 to #120 - hauntzor has deleted their comment [-]
#127 to #126 - liquidvoodoo (07/02/2013) [-]
You witty bastard.
#128 to #127 - hauntzor (07/02/2013) [-]
I deleted my comment because I thought I was making an obvious joke
User avatar #139 to #120 - shoshayyy (07/02/2013) [-]
You should have ducked...
#152 - JMF (07/02/2013) [-]
If someone throws a knife at you, Mallard?
What is this ******** ?
#109 - zedong (07/02/2013) [-]
If someone throws a knife at you   
   
MALLARD!
If someone throws a knife at you

MALLARD!
#125 to #109 - magmon (07/02/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly.
#159 - flynntastic (07/02/2013) [-]
spent 5 minutes waiting for the rest to load
User avatar #108 - largilloquent (07/02/2013) [-]
"pretty straightforward"
no one gets the joke right away
User avatar #111 to #108 - xpurpledragonx ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I did, maybe you're just retarded. Or I'm just above everyone.
#117 to #111 - millex (07/02/2013) [-]
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#133 to #111 - giygasman (07/02/2013) [-]
You need this.
User avatar #23 - ajperry (07/02/2013) [-]
"If someone throws a knife at you"

"Mallard"

I don't get it.
User avatar #29 to #23 - lordlolland ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Dr. Donald Mallard is the name of the Medical Examiner from NCIS
Leroy Jethro Gibbs refers Dr. Mallard as "Duck"
Therefore you should duck.
User avatar #115 to #29 - ajperry (07/02/2013) [-]
Ahhh now I get it, thanks.
#92 - jazzspeaks (07/02/2013) [-]
Sat for five straight minutes waiting for the rest of the picture to load before I got it...
#88 - maxsexington (07/02/2013) [-]
taken me awhile to get it
#78 - sniffythebird (07/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #93 to #78 - jazzspeaks (07/02/2013) [-]
You had one job
#54 - professorfj (07/02/2013) [-]
MFW when I finally got the joke.
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