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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #44 - thechosentroll
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User avatar #45 to #44 - thechosentroll
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User avatar #46 to #45 - thechosentroll
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........................
#47 to #46 - thechosentroll
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Oooooooooooooooh. Duck.
User avatar #201 to #47 - roflstorm
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You got over 500 thumbs from just a series of dots
#206 to #47 - jalthelas
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I didn't get it until reading this.


I thought the joke was that if somebody throws a knife at you, you die.


I'm a ******* idiot.
#205 to #47 - ainise
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._. I didn't get it til this...
User avatar #212 to #45 - OldSnake
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Wow, you weren't kidding about that "points of ellipses" comment.
User avatar #213 to #212 - OldSnake
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ellipsis*
User avatar #3 - solarisofcelestia
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Duck!
User avatar #96 to #3 - isniffbutts
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Duck.
User avatar #97 to #3 - isniffbutts
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Goose!!!
#9 to #3 - phantomhawkfour **User deleted account**
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#110 to #3 - zedong
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took me way too long, even after i saw your comment
took me way too long, even after i saw your comment
#11 to #3 - lyokomaster
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Omg I feel so ******* stupid. I thought the joke was "If someone throws a knife at you" and then it was blank because you cant do **** and you were dead so you couldnt do anything
User avatar #5 to #3 - wutzittooya
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Thank you. I did not understand this until I saw your comment...
User avatar #6 to #5 - solarisofcelestia
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Any time friend.
#75 - SunshineCabbage
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It's taken me around 10 minutes to understand. I finally thought I got it, said in my head "ohh right, someone throws a knife at you, you're dead and that's why the writing cuts off"   
   
Scrolled down, realised it was "duck"   
MFW I'm so damn thick.
It's taken me around 10 minutes to understand. I finally thought I got it, said in my head "ohh right, someone throws a knife at you, you're dead and that's why the writing cuts off"

Scrolled down, realised it was "duck"
MFW I'm so damn thick.
#156 to #75 - anon id: e80fb362
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At least I have as excuse that english isn't my native language
User avatar #187 to #75 - monkeysniper
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thank god im not the only one
#112 to #75 - carnageboy
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I got it after reading ur comment   
im dumber
I got it after reading ur comment
im dumber
User avatar #160 to #75 - tapeworms
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Better than what I thought, I just assumed it was a .gif at first.
User avatar #80 to #75 - ancientchaos
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OHHHHHHHHHHHH


Well at least you got it...
User avatar #86 to #75 - spaceshark
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I'm on that boat too...

Your comment is actually how I now understand
User avatar #87 to #86 - SunshineCabbage
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Nice to know I'm not alone...
#12 - freenarative
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If someone throws a knife at you... Mallard? Anatidae? Bird? Pond?
#13 to #12 - anon id: 4b99e58d
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Duck.
#15 to #13 - freenarative
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Duck? Nah, it can't be... that's quackers. BADUM MUDDER-FUKIN TISH!
#16 to #15 - mrvoodoo
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[slow-claps]
#147 to #12 - anon id: 77e89cef
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a bill!
#57 to #12 - vandettamask
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#19 - alterednicolas
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Works with this too.
User avatar #32 to #19 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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"If your girlfriend's in the mood"

"Carge 'er"
User avatar #55 to #32 - mood
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let me know nest time and i can upload a mood to suit yours and her needs
#31 to #19 - sirhyden
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That's my car....or it would be if I could ******* drive.....
#20 to #19 - notafunnyguy
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dodge?

charger?

both work i guess
#30 to #20 - sourpotato
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Shoulda done a dodge ram, so both words would work
User avatar #35 to #19 - strooz
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The dodge dart would have worked as well.
#59 to #19 - ironsoul
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I read it as "if someone throws a knife at you, car"
I read it as "if someone throws a knife at you, car"
#42 - thegamegestapo
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#135 - vade
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User avatar #137 to #135 - snakefire
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you're retarded.
User avatar #141 to #135 - ledane
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just 1 the,
seen way to many "read the the mistake" posts
#182 to #135 - gtocforyou
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#142 to #135 - mvtjets
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The joke is "If someone throws a knife at you, duck.", because there is an image of a duck under the text.
The joke is "If someone throws a knife at you, duck.", because there is an image of a duck under the text.
#143 to #142 - dumbasshunter
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here have this
#176 to #142 - epicextreme
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oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit now i get it
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit now i get it
User avatar #153 to #142 - vade
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Haha omg thanks that makes sense now
#109 - zedong
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If someone throws a knife at you   
   
MALLARD!
If someone throws a knife at you

MALLARD!
User avatar #125 to #109 - magmon
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My thoughts exactly.
#120 - liquidvoodoo
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I sat there for a good 5 minutes waiting for the rest of the image to load...   
   
And then it hit me.
I sat there for a good 5 minutes waiting for the rest of the image to load...

And then it hit me.
#126 to #120 - hauntzor
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#127 to #126 - liquidvoodoo
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You witty bastard.
#128 to #127 - hauntzor
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I deleted my comment because I thought I was making an obvious joke
#121 to #120 - DremoraValkynaz
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User avatar #139 to #120 - shoshayyy
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You should have ducked...
User avatar #23 - ajperry
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"If someone throws a knife at you"

"Mallard"

I don't get it.
User avatar #29 to #23 - lordlolland
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Dr. Donald Mallard is the name of the Medical Examiner from NCIS
Leroy Jethro Gibbs refers Dr. Mallard as "Duck"
Therefore you should duck.
User avatar #115 to #29 - ajperry
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Ahhh now I get it, thanks.