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#46 - mattdoggy (07/02/2013) [-]
When a cat brings you a dead animal, it means it loves you. It is showing that it is trying to take care of you and get you something because you can't hunt. It's considering you either it's master or friend. When the cat brings you an alive animal, it means it really loves you. It's trying to teach you how to hunt by bringing you a defenseless animal
When a cat brings you a dead animal, it means it loves you. It is showing that it is trying to take care of you and get you something because you can't hunt. It's considering you either it's master or friend. When the cat brings you an alive animal, it means it really loves you. It's trying to teach you how to hunt by bringing you a defenseless animal
User avatar #81 to #46 - ofmiceandmen (07/02/2013) [-]
I always thought it meant the cat was trying to show off its kill to the masters. Like a pride thing.

"Hey, look at me guys, I killed something! That's pretty cool right?"
User avatar #98 to #81 - elcreepo (07/02/2013) [-]
Cats don't have a pack mentality like dogs.

A dog would kill something as a display of dominance, but a cat would kill something as a display of affection.
#114 to #46 - tapeworms (07/02/2013) [-]
My cat brought me a live spider once, but I think it's because she's plotting my demise.
User avatar #82 to #46 - folkflunky (07/02/2013) [-]
You know your **** bro.
#22 - wamegor (07/02/2013) [-]
Nah, I prefer to praise the sun
#51 to #22 - neznanc **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]
#64 to #22 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]
Whores.
#117 to #112 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/03/2013) [-]
lik i giv a fuk
#1 - spadaseisnueve (07/02/2013) [-]
**spadaseisnueve rolled a random image posted in comment #5088830 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** <Who I praise
User avatar #4 to #1 - solarisofcelestia (07/02/2013) [-]
Perfect roll. Cuba (that anime character you just rolled) is a supernatural cat deity alien creature thing. Ask him to grant you a wish and you'll get it and become a "magical girl"
User avatar #5 to #4 - spadaseisnueve (07/02/2013) [-]
Nice, nice, I guess I can become a lesbian, I would totally wish for christina henricks
User avatar #6 to #4 - dudeimlikeadude (07/02/2013) [-]
Cuba? isn't it was Kyubey lol
User avatar #7 to #6 - dudeimlikeadude (07/02/2013) [-]
i had a brain fart *Isn't it Kubey*
User avatar #8 to #7 - solarisofcelestia (07/02/2013) [-]
Sorry, I never learned the proper spelling of his name.
#55 to #4 - oishiine (07/02/2013) [-]
KYUBEY IS LOVE   
   
KYUBEY IS LIFE   
   
He's my FJ mascot
KYUBEY IS LOVE

KYUBEY IS LIFE

He's my FJ mascot
User avatar #97 to #55 - mlpokeyuan (07/02/2013) [-]
what anime is this from?
#100 to #97 - oishiine (07/02/2013) [-]
Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica

Aka Pulla Magi Madoka Magica

Go watch it. It's only 12 episodes and very interesting.
User avatar #101 to #100 - mlpokeyuan (07/02/2013) [-]
Thanks! Is it new?
User avatar #105 to #101 - oishiine (07/02/2013) [-]
The show completed in 2011, and there were two recap movies in 2012. A third movie, part III, will be a sequel to the original series and the two movies. It was announced earlier this year but I don't know the release date.

I hope this helped~ :3
#68 to #55 - strangesir (07/02/2013) [-]
WELL, AIN'T THIS QUITE THE COINCIDENCE.
User avatar #69 to #68 - oishiine (07/02/2013) [-]
Considering the picture he rolled was posted by someone replying to me, not really.
User avatar #71 to #69 - strangesir (07/02/2013) [-]
Nah nah, I meant the fact that I found you here, after just talking to you on the Furry board just a while ago.
User avatar #72 to #71 - oishiine (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh damn.

I didn't recognize your name for a second.

Hello friend :3
#74 to #72 - strangesir (07/02/2013) [-]
'Ello chicken chaser.

:3
#75 to #74 - oishiine (07/02/2013) [-]
But why
#77 to #75 - strangesir (07/02/2013) [-]
I browse nearly all of the comments of FP posts, both new and top thumbed. And so, the universe has us meet once again.   
   
No I don't know what the gif has to do with this.
I browse nearly all of the comments of FP posts, both new and top thumbed. And so, the universe has us meet once again.

No I don't know what the gif has to do with this.
#26 - lolfire (07/02/2013) [-]
Did somebody say scat ? Scatman John - Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)
#32 to #26 - Jeff C (07/02/2013) [-]
******* love John Scatman
#66 to #26 - kupum (07/02/2013) [-]
THIS MY 			****		!   
thank you good sir.
THIS MY **** !
thank you good sir.
User avatar #119 to #79 - primerpower (07/03/2013) [-]
...bombs
User avatar #107 to #79 - wizzerdofaus (07/02/2013) [-]
wow
User avatar #39 to #26 - darrensankari (07/02/2013) [-]
No, but that is irrelevant, 'cause there's always time for The Scatman.
#37 - jedisquirrel (07/02/2013) [-]
silence mortal
silence mortal
#18 - juuru (07/02/2013) [-]
giant cats
#20 to #18 - LocoJoe (07/02/2013) [-]
I see your ball of cute and raise you a cube of death.
#21 to #20 - juuru (07/02/2013) [-]
I summon death by cute and draw a card face down
I summon death by cute and draw a card face down
#24 to #21 - LocoJoe (07/02/2013) [-]
I use Mormon Powers.
#25 to #24 - juuru (07/02/2013) [-]
I turn my card face up and inflict maximum pwnage
I turn my card face up and inflict maximum pwnage
#27 to #25 - LocoJoe (07/02/2013) [-]
I activate Everything is Bigger In Texas.
I activate Everything is Bigger In Texas.
#28 to #27 - juuru (07/02/2013) [-]
I use batmobile
I use batmobile
User avatar #33 to #28 - createdjustnow ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
**createdjustnow rolls 06** i use dubs of destruction...


dubs of destruction, spellcard, if manage to summon dubs, inflect max pwnage, if fail, cry in a corner
#38 to #20 - Magnisethered (07/02/2013) [-]
Ill see your cube of death, and raise you a Death Star.
Ill see your cube of death, and raise you a Death Star.
#42 to #38 - impaledsandwich (07/02/2013) [-]
I'll see your Death Star and raise you Pink Floyd.
#56 to #20 - neznanc **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]
i want this in my apartment
i want this in my apartment
#45 to #20 - gassnake (07/02/2013) [-]
did you just call muder/k/ube cube of death?
#124 to #45 - LocoJoe (07/03/2013) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
User avatar #83 - therollingstones (07/02/2013) [-]
Someone call Clifford the Big ******* Red Dog
#90 to #83 - dumbasshunter (07/02/2013) [-]
clifford the big BLACK mother ******
#12 - darknesincontrol (07/02/2013) [-]
A giant Cat god?   
I could dig that religion
A giant Cat god?
I could dig that religion
#31 - giganigg (07/02/2013) [-]
**			********		 rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at How It Went For Me ** Scat!
** ******** rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at How It Went For Me ** Scat!
#2 - ofmiceandmen (07/02/2013) [-]
This content, I like it.

This is nice ******* content.
#17 to #2 - juuru (07/02/2013) [-]
here's the picture
User avatar #76 to #17 - ofmiceandmen (07/02/2013) [-]
Thanks I was looking for that but couldn't find it and I didn't feel like captioning it myself.
#52 - amanaman (07/02/2013) [-]
**amanaman rolled a random image posted in comment #2647660 at Friendly ** this is god
#54 to #52 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Well he is technically a Death God... so thumb.
Well he is technically a Death God... so thumb.
#85 - Rascal (07/02/2013) [-]
Reminds of the Pharaoh city-building game.

Bast: "lol build me 50 fifty temples in a month, or i will give all ur ppl malaria". Okay, she was actually a pretty cool goddess.
User avatar #91 to #85 - demonicdude (07/02/2013) [-]
Anyone know of a game like this by chance?
User avatar #87 to #85 - RequieminMortis (07/02/2013) [-]
Some fat wannabe edgy chick at my college worships Baast and has a tattoo of her on her shoulder. She had a meltdown and started screaming and ranting at some dude because he asked if it was Sekhmet (Egyptian goddess depicted as a woman with the head of a lioness; her tattoo of Baast was that of a woman with the head of a cat, something you may note as being ALMOST THE SAME **** ).
User avatar #89 to #87 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Some fat wannabe edgy chick at mah college worships Baast n' has a tattoo of her on her shoulder n' **** . Right back up in yo *********** ass. Biatch had a meltdown n' started beatboxin n' rantin at some dude cuz he axed if dat shiznit was Sekhmet (Egyptian goddess depicted as a biatch wit tha head of a lioness; her tattoo of Baast was dat of a biatch wit tha head of a cold-ass lil cat, suttin' you may note as bein ALMOST THE SAME **** ).
#23 - dafuqdafuqazn (07/02/2013) [-]
Bast the cat goddess. All praise Muffin.
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#67 - tmdarby (07/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #65 - Pootering (07/02/2013) [-]
Who the **** sleeps on the floor
#78 to #65 - KabulMan (07/02/2013) [-]
Apparently followers of the great and powerful Cat Goddess, praise be to her bountiful blessings.
User avatar #103 to #65 - imahugecunt (07/02/2013) [-]
They also have a curtain as a front door.
I'm guessing they're in a hot country. I know Asian countries often have really low beds/tables.
#58 - iloverapingmen (07/02/2013) [-]
Cat Goddess?

ohgodogodohgod tell me im not the only one getting the reference
User avatar #86 to #58 - RequieminMortis (07/02/2013) [-]
Baast, one of the Egyptian goddesses, is commonly depicted as a cat.
User avatar #96 to #86 - iloverapingmen (07/02/2013) [-]
no i am thinking of something else

Oh yeah, and whatever you do, do not google Cat Goddess.
#120 to #96 - deadagain (07/03/2013) [-]
You talkin' bout... That thing on /adv/ a few months ago? About the girl? I don't think there's any relation, no.
User avatar #125 to #120 - iloverapingmen (07/03/2013) [-]
Yea, I am.
+1
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#48 - maxmoefoe (07/02/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at half life 3 confirmed ** Free dead mice on the door step each and every day? That religion is ******* awesome, where do I sign up?
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