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I told my dad that Invent to light misete on fire and he sent "dillema':.* make
sure. you do it outside.’
oirw, in
Efrain; -always -,»
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Italy where the pope gets thrown into when he dies
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last night my dad asked me who I was testing at 1 am so to sound cool
and rebellious I sad ‘my.’ I have nry' cpr seen my dad laugh so
much in my entire life
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MY FATHER IS A 50 YEAR OLD JAPANESE MAN
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i told rm; dad his chicken was dry and tasteless and he said it was made
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#5 - ninjabadger
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I kinda wish I had a fun dad...
I kinda wish I had a fun dad...

#52 to #5 - anon id: 25dbad4f
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Re MEME Burrr the TEXT " WARNING U" BOUT THE DARK SIDE STEW?? WE KNEW/ WATCHING/ SO AS I TELL LISPERS WE R PROTECTORS/ TRUST / EVEN UR BRO/ GUESS WHOS WALKING PLANK OR VISIT DOCTOR/ ROSEGARDEN?? MAIL DEE LIVERY / TV INTURUPTION??
#68 to #5 - anon id: 23465950
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yeah my dad is cheap and to strict but i guess you have love them though
User avatar #18 to #5 - firstresponder
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at least you have a dad that didnt desert you
#95 to #18 - theturtletrolley
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Same thing happened to me. I know the feeling.
Same thing happened to me. I know the feeling.
#139 to #95 - firstresponder
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hugs
User avatar #154 to #18 - jarelk
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No McDonalds for you
User avatar #152 to #18 - wolfishcharm
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I know how ya feel.
#11 to #5 - devilmaytam
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i wish i had a dad.
User avatar #15 to #11 - gokombwantu
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I genuinely wish I had a dad.
#16 to #15 - devilmaytam
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aw i'm sorry man    
   
i never had a dad since he committed suicide when i was young and i always wish i could remember him
aw i'm sorry man

i never had a dad since he committed suicide when i was young and i always wish i could remember him
#51 to #16 - loopz
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My dad died in a horrible car accident, hey at least we are all half-batman.
My dad died in a horrible car accident, hey at least we are all half-batman.
#88 to #51 - aysitlo
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dear god, this thread

i'm so sorry you guys
User avatar #143 to #88 - loopz
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It's not your fault...
User avatar #161 to #143 - ilovehitler
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or is it
User avatar #183 to #161 - loopz
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D:
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#119 to #51 - NotASingleFuck
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Mine's in prison for life.
Mine's in prison for life.
User avatar #151 to #119 - adrilazzaro
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...im just curious to what he did
#153 to #151 - NotASingleFuck
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Rape. Seriously. Hurray for west New Jersey!
User avatar #159 to #153 - adrilazzaro
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prision for life? for rape? That seems like a little too much imo, did he beat her or kill her?
#184 to #159 - NotASingleFuck
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It was a child.
It was a child.
User avatar #185 to #184 - adrilazzaro
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ah..
User avatar #187 to #51 - navadae
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which half, the bat or the man?
User avatar #138 to #51 - sebthebrony
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And now I feel like an asshole.
Can I hug you?
User avatar #141 to #138 - loopz
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Please ;_;
User avatar #46 to #16 - gokombwantu
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your soothing brush of comfort makes my heart warm
User avatar #186 to #16 - kolimm **User deleted account**
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haha yeah dude!
User avatar #42 to #11 - therealtjthemedic
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me too...
*sigh*
#77 to #11 - anon id: db70a644
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No Mcdonald's for you
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#7 - clifford
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I told my Father to go **** himself (in a joking kind of way) and he responded with "you wouldn't like it I'd just lay there and sweat.   
   
Also shot him the bird as a joke (I do this all the time with both my parents and not in public that goes for the first comment as well) and he said "do you have another " so I wiped out the other bird and he said "good now stick one up your ass and rotate ever thirty seconds,   
   
My father once said that he was so hungry that he could "eat the ass end out of a menstruating skunk"
I told my Father to go **** himself (in a joking kind of way) and he responded with "you wouldn't like it I'd just lay there and sweat.

Also shot him the bird as a joke (I do this all the time with both my parents and not in public that goes for the first comment as well) and he said "do you have another " so I wiped out the other bird and he said "good now stick one up your ass and rotate ever thirty seconds,

My father once said that he was so hungry that he could "eat the ass end out of a menstruating skunk"
#53 to #7 - anon id: 25dbad4f
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Those words YES HAVE BEE N SAID BY DAILY PLANET/ WATCHERS HAVE DNA SENDINGUR OTHER FB MESSAGES/ WORDS GOING AS PLANNED? Cannot save all/ hootis all DIE. /
#70 to #7 - anon id: f9988063
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hail Kira
User avatar #12 to #7 - grocer
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"eat the ass end out of a menstruating skunk"

I shall be using that.
User avatar #13 to #12 - clifford
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Please do and spread it just don't change it. It was "developed" by my father and his band mates in the 60's. They would all go to a diner after there gig was up and by that time they were starving so naturally they tried to gross each other out.
User avatar #35 - Loppytaffy
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I told my dad that I don't like turkey (when deciding on dinner).
He looked at it, put it aside and said "no, I prefer Greece"

I contemplated walking away, but then I replied, "I'm never Hungary enough to Finnish."
He told me it was a bad joke,
"What you China say?"
"That you have a **** sense of humour."
"USA that, but you don't mean it"
"Stop"
"I know, I know, I'm brilliant, but Vatican you do?"
there was a pause,
"I see, you're trying to think of one? Take your time, no sense in Russian it. There's Norway you'll beat my puns; face it, they're pretty Swede."
"Get out."
"You don't like my humour? Denmark me down as a bad comedian, but I can go on, Andorra on, Andorra on."
#113 to #35 - anon id: 96225bf1
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YOU ARE A GENIUS HAHAHA ACTUALLY CRYING IRL
#131 to #113 - anon id: cdadcf84
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I riek u
User avatar #36 to #35 - Loppytaffy
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It is Scily that I didn't Czec my grammar, but you've seen what Ukraine to see.
#127 to #36 - varvaki
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I wish i could put some good puns together that fast but what Kenya do
I wish i could put some good puns together that fast but what Kenya do
User avatar #190 to #127 - Loppytaffy
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UK, bro? Don't be upset; Iraq my brain soemthing stupid for these puns, and all I get is this Spain in my head.
And then Iran through a list of countries, to get more, but I'm out.
User avatar #108 to #36 - folkflunky
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I know this doesn't have to do with anything, but with the last chart describing most of FJ, I was the only one from Ukraine. Just thought it was cool.
User avatar #189 to #108 - Loppytaffy
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The only reason I remember the name of your capital, is because I like chicken.
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User avatar #24 to #1 - liquidz
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Pro MLG FJ user here

Show us how you do it dawg
User avatar #4 to #1 - bobthedilder
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Gee thanks I didn't ******* see it up there, wow.
#31 to #4 - asftrooper
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What did he say?
#191 to #31 - aniggeronaboat
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He sad "rad skillz dawg"   
   
hotsamrj is a total ******* faggot. He deletes his posts if they get any thumbs down, so please proceed to go to his profile and thumb down all his comments.   
   
Pic related.
He sad "rad skillz dawg"

hotsamrj is a total ******* faggot. He deletes his posts if they get any thumbs down, so please proceed to go to his profile and thumb down all his comments.

Pic related.
#192 to #191 - asftrooper
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Well I don't have to, because if he's really that bad, FJ will sort him out. Not gonna make it personal. But thanks for shutting him up. Take this gif.
Well I don't have to, because if he's really that bad, FJ will sort him out. Not gonna make it personal. But thanks for shutting him up. Take this gif.
#44 - robbyarcane
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One time i woke up to my dad making cherry pancakes (he never cooks breakfast) i asked him what the occasion was, and he said he broke his girlfriends ass cherry...
One time i woke up to my dad making cherry pancakes (he never cooks breakfast) i asked him what the occasion was, and he said he broke his girlfriends ass cherry...
#114 to #44 - azinfoo
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My girlfriend is saving herself for god so she only lets me **** her in the ass.
#128 to #114 - acharminbear
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"The poophole isn't a loophole"
#57 to #44 - anon id: 25dbad4f
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Stew/ watchers have THAT ON DEE VEE DEE!!! $$$$$$$$ IMAGINE PAPA DICKDICCKS FACE WHEN??? dunt know rules
User avatar #58 to #57 - robbyarcane
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i think it's trying to communicate
#72 to #57 - anon id: 52fef403
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Holy ******* ****. Stop making us anons look bad.
#43 - mikoli
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kinda related.
#136 to #43 - slashendrix
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Who ******* cares? You shouldn't mention the death of your dad everytime a dad is mentioned. **** you, yellow guy!
User avatar #29 - sephirothpwnz
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I don't have a Dad....... Q_Q
#30 to #29 - fjponythread
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same
#47 to #30 - shreddykickflip
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I guess that's why your name is "fjponythread"... not that mine is much more logical.
#48 to #29 - bitchpleaseshutup
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#41 to #29 - comradewinter
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No McDonald's for you, then.
#23 - liquidz
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#100 - tmdarby
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#56 - jajathezombie
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