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Dad doesn't care

I told my dad that Invent to light misete on fire and he sent "dillema':.* make
sure. you do it outside.’
oirw, in
Efrain; -always -,»
My dad Mst managed to grievance my sister that marclar is a volcano in
Italy where the pope gets thrown into when he dies
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last night my dad asked me who I was testing at 1 am so to sound cool
and rebellious I sad ‘my.’ I have nry' cpr seen my dad laugh so
much in my entire life
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MY FATHER IS A 50 YEAR OLD JAPANESE MAN
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#5 - ninjabadger ONLINE (07/02/2013) [+] (30 replies)
I kinda wish I had a fun dad...
I kinda wish I had a fun dad...

#11 to #5 - devilmaytam (07/02/2013) [-]
i wish i had a dad.
#7 - clifford (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I told my Father to go fuck himself (in a joking kind of way) and he responded with "you wouldn't like it I'd just lay there and sweat.   
   
Also shot him the bird as a joke (I do this all the time with both my parents and not in public that goes for the first comment as well) and he said "do you have another " so I wiped out the other bird and he said "good now stick one up your ass and rotate ever thirty seconds,   
   
My father once said that he was so hungry that he could "eat the ass end out of a menstruating skunk"
I told my Father to go fuck himself (in a joking kind of way) and he responded with "you wouldn't like it I'd just lay there and sweat.

Also shot him the bird as a joke (I do this all the time with both my parents and not in public that goes for the first comment as well) and he said "do you have another " so I wiped out the other bird and he said "good now stick one up your ass and rotate ever thirty seconds,

My father once said that he was so hungry that he could "eat the ass end out of a menstruating skunk"
User avatar #35 - Loppytaffy (07/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I told my dad that I don't like turkey (when deciding on dinner).
He looked at it, put it aside and said "no, I prefer Greece"

I contemplated walking away, but then I replied, "I'm never Hungary enough to Finnish."
He told me it was a bad joke,
"What you China say?"
"That you have a shit sense of humour."
"USA that, but you don't mean it"
"Stop"
"I know, I know, I'm brilliant, but Vatican you do?"
there was a pause,
"I see, you're trying to think of one? Take your time, no sense in Russian it. There's Norway you'll beat my puns; face it, they're pretty Swede."
"Get out."
"You don't like my humour? Denmark me down as a bad comedian, but I can go on, Andorra on, Andorra on."
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User avatar #4 to #1 - bobthedilder (07/02/2013) [-]
Gee thanks I didn't fucking see it up there, wow.
#44 - robbyarcane (07/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
One time i woke up to my dad making cherry pancakes (he never cooks breakfast) i asked him what the occasion was, and he said he broke his girlfriends ass cherry...
One time i woke up to my dad making cherry pancakes (he never cooks breakfast) i asked him what the occasion was, and he said he broke his girlfriends ass cherry...
#43 - mikoli (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
kinda related.
User avatar #29 - sephirothpwnz (07/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't have a Dad....... Q_Q
#41 to #29 - comradewinter ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
No McDonald's for you, then.
#56 - jajathezombie (07/02/2013) [-]
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#90 - josieabby (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
CHECK OUT MY MOTHAFUCKIN RAD SKILLZ, SON
CHECK OUT MY MOTHAFUCKIN RAD SKILLZ, SON
#126 - imonaboatman (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My dad used to show up in a skirt to the local pizza joint once a week because they gave half price pizza to any guy who would do it. When people stared at him, he gave no fucks. HFW
My dad used to show up in a skirt to the local pizza joint once a week because they gave half price pizza to any guy who would do it. When people stared at him, he gave no fucks. HFW
User avatar #118 - ninjask (07/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My dad was watching porn loudly so I tried to walk around outside of his room to make him panic and pause it.

After 5 minutes of me attempting this he turned the porn up louder and said "I've heard you watching worse, you fucking tentacle monster"
#6 - quadv (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Both of my parents take half a pill for back pains. Whenever my mom goes to get the pill she'll just ask my dad "Do you want a half?" Yesterday my dad responded that she probably wanted half of his nut. I told him that the doctor already took half (vasectomy) and he told me that I was so big I probably took the whole other half.
#10 to #6 - pridefulmatthew (07/02/2013) [-]
I have spent the last 10 fucking minutes trying to figure out what the fuck your trying to say...anyone else??
#81 - rileysuper (07/02/2013) [-]
My father and were leaving the local pool and we notice that the lifeguards are cleaning out the hot tub because some kid shit , my father then proceeds looks at me, and then at the line to get in the pool, then at me again, he then grins ear to ear and says loudly "we could have stayed longer if you didn't shit in the pool!"
User avatar #67 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (07/02/2013) [+] (26 replies)
I was on the bus with my dad once.
This conversation happened
Dad: I hate the bus. Do you know why?
Me: Why?
Dad: Because I hate niggers, and niggers love the bus.

We were surrounded by black people.
#45 - hotsand (07/02/2013) [-]
I love my dad but I think it would be fucking radical if he were to transform into a 50 year old Japanese man with a heavy accent. It would make regular life that much more interesting.
User avatar #82 - greenstrongworld (07/02/2013) [-]
My mother was yelling at me because I said I wanted a Wii U and that it was expensive. My dad comes in and says "Any 2 pairs of shoes or one of your handbags could by him a Wii U." I hi fived my dad and now I'm waiting for a Wii U.
#60 - nexcell (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
wish I had a dad growing up..   
   
master dead-beat father race
wish I had a dad growing up..

master dead-beat father race
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