i dont care. . Who killed more people in the Bible? God 1. 938. 344 People Killed l l l l Satan l l ml l l l. God giveth, and God taketh away? Bible kill God Satan
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Who killed more people in the Bible?
God 1. 938. 344
People Killed l l l l
Satan l l
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#21 - pokemonnuzlocke (07/02/2013) [+] (38 replies)
God giveth, and God taketh away?
User avatar #23 to #21 - shunkahawolf (07/02/2013) [-]
god only created 2 people. after adam and eve it was all incest
User avatar #10 - Snookbone (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
...and lo, the Son of God did come to the Earth, and say "let's be nice to each other for a change!"

So they nailed him to a tree for it.

Amen.
#81 - therealtotodile (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Editing skills off the ******* charts.
#22 - farn (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #11 - anonymoose (07/02/2013) [-]
It's no surprise God has a higher kill count on a book that follows him throughout than a character that only occasionally appears in it.
#103 - tmdarby (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Did someone make fun of the bible!!
Did someone make fun of the bible!!
#52 - gayboard (07/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Oh boy it's retarded debate time!
#145 - mangood (07/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#44 - telmarine (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Gud isnut reel bcuz i didn get bike 4 mi brirfday

idgaf what you think now can you stop ramming your beliefs down my throat
User avatar #122 - robertolee (07/02/2013) [-]
God is such a ******* camper.
User avatar #59 - ireallylikepotatoe (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I hate summer.
#18 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Death didn't exist until satan tempted eve to fall. So no, you can't make a point against GOD. Satan is responsible for all deaths.
User avatar #19 to #18 - dedaluminus (07/02/2013) [-]
God created all things, including Satan. Therefore, God created death. After all, isn't it impossible for Satan to create something? If you believe in that, I mean.
User avatar #15 - funnyhillman (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i love how it says satan killed 10 people yet his red bar is still behind the 0 mark.
#155 - youngnigga (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mfw I see a post trying to start a religious debate
Mfw I see a post trying to start a religious debate
#116 - oversoul (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
who are the 10 people killed by satan?   
   
pic unrelated
who are the 10 people killed by satan?

pic unrelated
#92 - KungFuZerO (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's unfair though
God killed people because they didn't fit his definition of perfection
While someone like Hitler, for example, killed people because they didn't fit his definition of perfection
#70 - wilfredfanforever (07/02/2013) [+] (15 replies)
QUESTION. I NEED HELP.  In The Bible, it states many things that should and shouldn't be done. Leviticus and Tim and others say lots of stuff like oh a man shouldn't lay with another man, can't wear clothes made of more then one type of material, fornication is a no-no. But Did Jesus/ God say any of those things? did Jesus tell these guys who put it in The Bible? Or did these guys just assume they could make some rules because they were rolling with The J-man. I might have gotten a few things wrong here but I'm not very familiar  with The Bible. Can someone clear these things up for me? GIF. unrelated.
QUESTION. I NEED HELP. In The Bible, it states many things that should and shouldn't be done. Leviticus and Tim and others say lots of stuff like oh a man shouldn't lay with another man, can't wear clothes made of more then one type of material, fornication is a no-no. But Did Jesus/ God say any of those things? did Jesus tell these guys who put it in The Bible? Or did these guys just assume they could make some rules because they were rolling with The J-man. I might have gotten a few things wrong here but I'm not very familiar with The Bible. Can someone clear these things up for me? GIF. unrelated.
#94 - tomthehippie (07/02/2013) [+] (28 replies)
One problem; Satan tricked Adam and Eve into eating the fruit of knowledge of good and evil, thus creating original sin. There was no death before sin, therefore;

God, 2,038,344
Satan, 999,999,999,999,999 (you get the picture)
User avatar #109 to #94 - smittywrbmnjnsn (07/02/2013) [-]
If you ask me...god gave no reason for them not to eat the apple.
He made the closest food source forbidden. How is that at all fare?
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