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#8 - motherfuckingkenji
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I don't even watch The SImpsons but gorram this is feely.
#29 to #8 - existacne
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#85 to #29 - silverhellion
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(07/02/2013) [-]
you poor bastard.
you poor bastard.
#30 to #29 - existacne
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(07/02/2013) [-]
#115 to #30 - nickypickle
Reply 0
(07/02/2013) [-]
disgusting
#31 to #30 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
You took something beautiful and sodomized it with your autism.
#32 to #31 - timmity
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#22 to #8 - brehon
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#12 to #8 - spankyy
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(07/02/2013) [-]
They have their moments.
#17 - rafeky
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#35 to #17 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I renently started playing DS, is there a way I can summon Solaire again? I used him to help with the bell gargoyles and now I have to fight the faggot capra demon.
#36 to #35 - rafeky
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(07/02/2013) [-]
There are more solair summoning spots but for capra, you're on your own.
#56 to #36 - dsgbiohazard
Reply +4
(07/02/2013) [-]
Here, take this.

And stop saving thumbnails.
#37 to #36 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Damn, I can't even get up the stairs into the hiding spot to kill off the asshole dogs, I already lost like 4k souls because I couldn't retrieve them in time.
#122 to #37 - spankyy
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(07/02/2013) [-]
It shouldn't be that hard, just block his attack if you have an adequate shield for it (one with 100% physical block) or just dodge the first swing and run up the stairs. Shouldn't be too tough once you get to that point. Then the fight is easy.
#127 to #122 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I'm running a thief(first time ever playing this and I go thief) and I finally managed to beat capra and now I'm on the skank known as quelaag. That explosion thing has killed me twice now.
#128 to #127 - spankyy
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(07/02/2013) [-]
She's kind of tough. Fought the stray demon yet? He'll be fun. Anyways, Thief isn't so bad. You get the master key for free so you can take another starting item, and you can just pump points into strength/endurance/vitality to be like the tankier classes.
#129 to #128 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
nah, I haven't gotten back to the asylum yet, I really hate BKs and I know there's some in there. Maybe after im done in blighttown i'll head back there.
#49 to #37 - chiselbit
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Get used to capra because he's a regular enemy later on. Same goes for taurus.
#90 to #37 - zorororonoa
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(07/02/2013) [-]
You can't summon Solair, but that doesn't necessarily mean you are on your own. Go human and try and summon some random people. It really helps with the fight.
#38 to #35 - thewaronbeingcool
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(07/02/2013) [-]
You encounter him later on at different bosses.

You can't get help for every boss, and even when you can it's not always the same character.

Solaire can help you fight the boss in the Depths (as well as Lautrec), and after that he can help you fight Ornstein and Smough and the final boss.
#41 to #38 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I pushed Lautrec's faggot ass off the edge at firelink
#42 to #41 - thewaronbeingcool
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(07/02/2013) [-]
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#52 to #41 - chiselbit
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(07/02/2013) [-]
My mother was playing dark souls the other day and I laid out the reasons to kill Lautrec. She had BK greatsword equipped and two hand power attacked. Lautrec went to the ******* moon. It was beautiful.
#82 to #52 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Cool mom.
#55 to #17 - agentdoubleohio
Reply 0
(07/02/2013) [-]
Praise the Sun
Praise the Sun
#57 to #17 - dsgbiohazard
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(07/02/2013) [-]
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#77 to #17 - wobblewub ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
#28 to #17 - mewis
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#23 - silverhellion
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#61 to #23 - anon
Reply 0
(07/02/2013) [-]
but booker is her dad
#78 to #61 - fukkenname
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I fail to see the problem
#105 to #61 - Furubatsu
Reply 0
(07/02/2013) [-]
Only if you get a Booker from her world
#93 to #61 - killerliquid
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I would've said spoilers but it's been out for months
#104 to #93 - drosenblum
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Just wondering. How big of a spoiler is this? Is it a game ruining spoiler? I haven't played it yet, and was looking forward to buying it on the steam summer sale. Now I am just sad.
#106 to #104 - Furubatsu
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I think it's a huge twist and is behind some of the background story/mystery but not that big from what I know
#109 to #106 - drosenblum
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(07/02/2013) [-]
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#111 to #109 - Furubatsu
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Why the shame cube?
#113 to #111 - drosenblum
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(07/02/2013) [-]
It's not about the shame. It's about the unimaginable sadness the man must have due to being shamed, and the soul crushing disappointment in himself.
#121 to #113 - spankyy
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(07/02/2013) [-]
It's kind of important as other's said, but it's not the big twist at the end or anything. I kind of guessed it pretty early on. A certain couple of scenes in the game made me think that it was the case. Anyways, there are other twists. My only complaint with the game is that the only choices you get to make seem to make very little difference.
#110 to #109 - mrbuu
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(07/02/2013) [-]
it is a game spoiler on a half. because there is a bigger twist after it. Reguardless if you know that its still a kick ass game one of the best of the year.
mknight shamlongadon could take notes on this game
#112 to #110 - drosenblum
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Okay thanks. I was still going to get it, and am happy I didn't ruin the entire story.
#80 to #61 - silverhellion
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(07/02/2013) [-]
it's called wincest for a reason.
#99 to #23 - hybridxproject
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#2 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
what makes it even more awesome is when you realize that homers job pays well over $30 an hour. that man has it made
#3 to #2 - fukkentyranitar
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Hes broke because of all the lawsuits he's accumulated over the past 30 years.
#9 to #3 - thelastamerican ONLINE
Reply +66
(07/02/2013) [-]
And the beer. Don't forget all that glorious beer.
#94 to #9 - matttboy
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(07/02/2013) [-]
And donuts.
#26 - Iseewhatudidthar
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(07/02/2013) [-]
#96 to #26 - tacoenchilado
Reply -1
(07/02/2013) [-]
ah yes, Mr. Bones did an amazing job.
#50 to #26 - friednazi
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Mr. Bones Wild Job
#58 to #26 - reddeadtroll
Reply +16
(07/02/2013) [-]
THE SHIFT NEVER ENDS
#7 - zapgod
Reply +70
(07/02/2013) [-]
he is a nuclear engineer.. i wouldn't complain in the slightest
#11 to #7 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
its not until today, after 20 years of being simpson's fan, that i've realized the irony that homer... is a nuclear engineer...
#15 to #11 - XboxJunky
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(07/02/2013) [-]
How is that irony?
#19 to #15 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Not original anon; but he's a blithering idiot, and he has a job generally associated with intelligent people..
#117 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(07/02/2013) [-]
What if he's, like, got a bunch of mental **** like autism or something that makes him an absolute idiot in most aspects except for what he does at his job
#123 to #117 - spankyy
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(07/02/2013) [-]
An "idiot savant" if you will.
#63 to #7 - followtheworms
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I thought he was a safety inspector?
#16 to #7 - bullbrigade
Reply +21
(07/02/2013) [-]
Nucular, it's pronounced nucular
#44 - amuro
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Dumping some relevant stuff
#81 to #44 - ronyx ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/02/2013) [-]
But then, who was camera?
#45 to #44 - amuro
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#46 to #45 - amuro
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#47 to #46 - amuro
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#48 to #47 - amuro
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#69 to #48 - tehpwnz
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(07/02/2013) [-]
are these supposed to be funny? I don't know who any of these people are
#70 to #69 - amuro
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Katawa Shoujo, a game born in /b.

You should check it out.

#71 to #70 - tehpwnz
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(07/02/2013) [-]
did you really just thumb me down for asking a simple, politely worded question? thanks asshole.
#73 to #71 - amuro
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I havent thumbed you down. Was someone else.

And TY for the free insult. Here, take a Green thumb, looks like they mean a lot for you.
#60 to #48 - absolutiondreams
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Don't forget, you're hime forever.

Doesn't work
#108 to #47 - thechosentroll
Reply +1
(07/02/2013) [-]
WOO! Cripple sex.
#114 to #108 - thechosentroll
Reply +3
(07/02/2013) [-]
Well, someone was gonna have to be "that guy". May as well be me.
#130 to #114 - amuro
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(07/03/2013) [-]
deam right!
#120 to #46 - spankyy
Reply +1
(07/02/2013) [-]
I have yet to finish this game (I accidentally went with Emi, as ridiculous as that sounds), but Hanako (I think that's her name) is adorable.
#51 to #44 - lobsternewburg
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#27 - sirfisticuffs
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#59 to #27 - harbingerwolf
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Someone, please just kill it...
#83 to #27 - silverhellion
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#67 to #27 - blacklightsun
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#76 to #27 - Pootering
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#72 to #27 - cough
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Hoomer Sompson
#84 - sweetellie
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(07/02/2013) [-]
<--My favourite moment from the simpsons, ever.
<--My favourite moment from the simpsons, ever.
#10 - Lunchboxman
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I read that in lennys voice.
#21 to #10 - HAMMATIMEZ
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Dental Plan!
#65 to #21 - agentmoleman
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#24 to #10 - therichie
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(07/02/2013) [-]
"Awwh, nuts."
#20 to #10 - festinas
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I've been reading everything in my life with lennys voice. Now i'll leave the rest of you with this curse.


Move along.
#54 to #20 - pivotmasterdm
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(07/02/2013) [-]
How do I break pls