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#2 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
what makes it even more awesome is when you realize that homers job pays well over $30 an hour. that man has it made
User avatar #3 to #2 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Hes broke because of all the lawsuits he's accumulated over the past 30 years.
User avatar #9 to #3 - thelastamerican (07/02/2013) [-]
And the beer. Don't forget all that glorious beer.
User avatar #94 to #9 - matttboy (07/02/2013) [-]
And donuts.
#17 - rafeky (07/02/2013) [-]
#35 to #17 - ohemgeezus (07/02/2013) [-]
I renently started playing DS, is there a way I can summon Solaire again? I used him to help with the bell gargoyles and now I have to fight the faggot capra demon.
#36 to #35 - rafeky (07/02/2013) [-]
There are more solair summoning spots but for capra, you're on your own.
#56 to #36 - dsgbiohazard (07/02/2013) [-]
Here, take this.

And stop saving thumbnails.
#37 to #36 - ohemgeezus (07/02/2013) [-]
Damn, I can't even get up the stairs into the hiding spot to kill off the asshole dogs, I already lost like 4k souls because I couldn't retrieve them in time.
User avatar #49 to #37 - chiselbit ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Get used to capra because he's a regular enemy later on. Same goes for taurus.
User avatar #122 to #37 - spankyy (07/02/2013) [-]
It shouldn't be that hard, just block his attack if you have an adequate shield for it (one with 100% physical block) or just dodge the first swing and run up the stairs. Shouldn't be too tough once you get to that point. Then the fight is easy.
#127 to #122 - ohemgeezus (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm running a thief(first time ever playing this and I go thief) and I finally managed to beat capra and now I'm on the skank known as quelaag. That explosion thing has killed me twice now.
User avatar #128 to #127 - spankyy (07/02/2013) [-]
She's kind of tough. Fought the stray demon yet? He'll be fun. Anyways, Thief isn't so bad. You get the master key for free so you can take another starting item, and you can just pump points into strength/endurance/vitality to be like the tankier classes.
#129 to #128 - ohemgeezus (07/02/2013) [-]
nah, I haven't gotten back to the asylum yet, I really hate BKs and I know there's some in there. Maybe after im done in blighttown i'll head back there.
User avatar #90 to #37 - zorororonoa (07/02/2013) [-]
You can't summon Solair, but that doesn't necessarily mean you are on your own. Go human and try and summon some random people. It really helps with the fight.
User avatar #38 to #35 - thewaronbeingcool (07/02/2013) [-]
You encounter him later on at different bosses.

You can't get help for every boss, and even when you can it's not always the same character.

Solaire can help you fight the boss in the Depths (as well as Lautrec), and after that he can help you fight Ornstein and Smough and the final boss.
#41 to #38 - ohemgeezus (07/02/2013) [-]
I pushed Lautrec's faggot ass off the edge at firelink
User avatar #52 to #41 - chiselbit ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
My mother was playing dark souls the other day and I laid out the reasons to kill Lautrec. She had BK greatsword equipped and two hand power attacked. Lautrec went to the ******* moon. It was beautiful.
#82 to #52 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Cool mom.
#55 to #17 - agentdoubleohio (07/02/2013) [-]
Praise the Sun
Praise the Sun
#8 - motherfuckingkenji (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't even watch The SImpsons but gorram this is feely.
#85 to #29 - silverhellion (07/02/2013) [-]
you poor bastard.
you poor bastard.
#31 to #30 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
You took something beautiful and sodomized it with your autism.
User avatar #115 to #30 - nickypickle ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
disgusting
#12 to #8 - spankyy (07/02/2013) [-]
They have their moments.
#84 - sweetellie (07/02/2013) [-]
<--My favourite moment from the simpsons, ever.
<--My favourite moment from the simpsons, ever.
#96 to #26 - tacoenchilado (07/02/2013) [-]
ah yes, Mr. Bones did an amazing job.
User avatar #50 to #26 - friednazi (07/02/2013) [-]
Mr. Bones Wild Job
#58 to #26 - reddeadtroll (07/02/2013) [-]
THE SHIFT NEVER ENDS
#10 - Lunchboxman ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I read that in lennys voice.
User avatar #21 to #10 - HAMMATIMEZ (07/02/2013) [-]
Dental Plan!
User avatar #24 to #10 - therichie (07/02/2013) [-]
"Awwh, nuts."
#20 to #10 - festinas (07/02/2013) [-]
I've been reading everything in my life with lennys voice. Now i'll leave the rest of you with this curse.


Move along.
User avatar #54 to #20 - pivotmasterdm (07/02/2013) [-]
How do I break pls
User avatar #7 - zapgod (07/02/2013) [-]
he is a nuclear engineer.. i wouldn't complain in the slightest
#63 to #7 - followtheworms (07/02/2013) [-]
I thought he was a safety inspector?
#11 to #7 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
its not until today, after 20 years of being simpson's fan, that i've realized the irony that homer... is a nuclear engineer...
User avatar #15 to #11 - XboxJunky (07/02/2013) [-]
How is that irony?
#19 to #15 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Not original anon; but he's a blithering idiot, and he has a job generally associated with intelligent people..
#117 to #19 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
What if he's, like, got a bunch of mental **** like autism or something that makes him an absolute idiot in most aspects except for what he does at his job
User avatar #123 to #117 - spankyy (07/02/2013) [-]
An "idiot savant" if you will.
#16 to #7 - bullbrigade (07/02/2013) [-]
Nucular, it's pronounced nucular
#66 - dwarfman (07/02/2013) [-]
Ah The Simpsons. Best series ever made until the year 2001.
Ah The Simpsons. Best series ever made until the year 2001.
#74 to #66 - jinapayne (07/02/2013) [-]
Still waiting for every episode to be on Netflix or on DVD, I just want to watch them all in order. I used to like the new ones better, but I liked the older ones a lot more. I think it really got bad in 2011/12
#132 to #89 - jinapayne (07/03/2013) [-]
Watch SImpsons online was what actually got me into watching movies online
#131 to #89 - jinapayne (07/03/2013) [-]
I know I can just stream it online but I need to actually sit/lay down on a couch floor to watch them all
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#59 to #27 - harbingerwolf (07/02/2013) [-]
Someone, please just kill it...
User avatar #72 to #27 - cough ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Hoomer Sompson
#61 to #23 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
but booker is her dad
User avatar #78 to #61 - fukkenname (07/02/2013) [-]
I fail to see the problem
User avatar #105 to #61 - Furubatsu (07/02/2013) [-]
Only if you get a Booker from her world
User avatar #93 to #61 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I would've said spoilers but it's been out for months
User avatar #104 to #93 - drosenblum (07/02/2013) [-]
Just wondering. How big of a spoiler is this? Is it a game ruining spoiler? I haven't played it yet, and was looking forward to buying it on the steam summer sale. Now I am just sad.
User avatar #106 to #104 - Furubatsu (07/02/2013) [-]
I think it's a huge twist and is behind some of the background story/mystery but not that big from what I know
User avatar #110 to #109 - mrbuu (07/02/2013) [-]
it is a game spoiler on a half. because there is a bigger twist after it. Reguardless if you know that its still a kick ass game one of the best of the year.
mknight shamlongadon could take notes on this game
User avatar #112 to #110 - drosenblum (07/02/2013) [-]
Okay thanks. I was still going to get it, and am happy I didn't ruin the entire story.
User avatar #111 to #109 - Furubatsu (07/02/2013) [-]
Why the shame cube?
User avatar #113 to #111 - drosenblum (07/02/2013) [-]
It's not about the shame. It's about the unimaginable sadness the man must have due to being shamed, and the soul crushing disappointment in himself.
User avatar #121 to #113 - spankyy (07/02/2013) [-]
It's kind of important as other's said, but it's not the big twist at the end or anything. I kind of guessed it pretty early on. A certain couple of scenes in the game made me think that it was the case. Anyways, there are other twists. My only complaint with the game is that the only choices you get to make seem to make very little difference.
User avatar #80 to #61 - silverhellion (07/02/2013) [-]
it's called wincest for a reason.
#13 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
When I was 12, I thought it would be funny to sh!t into a Pringles can...so I did. The log nearly filled the entire can. Then I got the brilliant idea to fill the rest of the can with water and leave it out in my backyard. It was winter at the time so I imagined it would freeze as a cylinder of ice with a log of sh!t in the middle. The next night, my drunk older brother (who was 16) and his buddies came stumbling through the backyard. One of them saw the can and decided to kick it. Instead of freezing, the can had turned into a chilled tube of diarrhea. It sprayed all over the guy who kicked its foot and his buddy's Philly Eagles jacket. I laughed my ass off as they washed my sh!t off their shoes and coat. One of them had a mustache (at 16) so I didn't give a phuck. They knew it was sh!t, but they never knew its origins.
#116 to #13 - stupro (07/02/2013) [-]
OP *Anon
#18 - studbeefpile (07/02/2013) [-]
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#4 - deathofnight (07/02/2013) [-]
That sign was very honest.
#33 - certifiedidiot (07/02/2013) [-]
And I used to think Al Bundy's life sucked, now I envy the ****** .
#86 to #33 - gladiuss (07/02/2013) [-]
Hated banging Peggy Bundy.

This man is obviously gay.
#87 to #86 - certifiedidiot (07/02/2013) [-]
I believe the problem was more that he had very short attention span for sex once he hit orgasm himself, which happened within a minute, which made her appear to have a insatiable sexual hunger.
User avatar #79 - pepemex (07/02/2013) [-]
You know the world is **** when you wish for tedios stability.
#101 - tmdarby (07/02/2013) [-]
I prefer Futurama over The Simpsons.
I prefer Futurama over The Simpsons.
#44 - amuro (07/02/2013) [-]
Dumping some relevant stuff
User avatar #81 to #44 - ronyx ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
But then, who was camera?
User avatar #69 to #48 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
are these supposed to be funny? I don't know who any of these people are
User avatar #70 to #69 - amuro (07/02/2013) [-]
Katawa Shoujo, a game born in /b.

You should check it out.

User avatar #71 to #70 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
did you really just thumb me down for asking a simple, politely worded question? thanks asshole.
User avatar #73 to #71 - amuro (07/02/2013) [-]
I havent thumbed you down. Was someone else.

And TY for the free insult. Here, take a Green thumb, looks like they mean a lot for you.
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#60 to #48 - absolutiondreams (07/02/2013) [-]
Don't forget, you're hime forever.

Doesn't work
User avatar #108 to #47 - thechosentroll (07/02/2013) [-]
WOO! Cripple sex.
User avatar #114 to #108 - thechosentroll (07/02/2013) [-]
Well, someone was gonna have to be "that guy". May as well be me.
User avatar #130 to #114 - amuro (07/03/2013) [-]
deam right!
User avatar #120 to #46 - spankyy (07/02/2013) [-]
I have yet to finish this game (I accidentally went with Emi, as ridiculous as that sounds), but Hanako (I think that's her name) is adorable.
#53 to #25 - cptmongtard (07/02/2013) [-]
I wanted to do one for Sarah, but I can't find enough pictures of her...
User avatar #75 to #53 - arrowinurbutt (07/02/2013) [-]
Ok I give what is the reason, and original of what ever this is supposed to be?
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