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The Best Part Of The Green Lantern

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Oh my God! Hal!
How did you knot's it was' me?
What do you mean? We known you my whole life! We seen you naked!
You don? thinkl would recognize you because I can' t see your cheekbones?
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#18 - ohgodmysides (07/02/2013) [-]
Bitch shoulda tried glasses.
Glasses are the **** for hiding false identities.



****** newb
User avatar #52 to #18 - bonerjam (07/02/2013) [-]
hiding false identities? so what you're saying is that i can be the person iv always wanted to be by putting on my glasses?

cuz im asshole in rl
#37 to #18 - admiralen (07/02/2013) [-]
pic incredibly related
also just like to mention his secret idendity is clark kent, not superman, hes always superman, but disguises himself as clark kent
#66 to #37 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
god dammit, lana..
#48 to #18 - GodOfGodz (07/02/2013) [-]
Who the **** is this guy? I see him in all the Superman movies, but I just don't know who the **** he is.
#60 to #48 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
He's just a side character, a reporter or some **** .
#1 - potatophucker (07/01/2013) [-]
Why the **** was his mask CGI
#78 to #1 - wantabeer (07/02/2013) [-]
That's retarded. I didn't know it was CGI.
User avatar #9 to #1 - fukkentyranitar (07/02/2013) [-]
remember batman returns?
User avatar #4 to #1 - kjftiger (07/02/2013) [-]
Also because it was supposed to be made up of the rings aura (or whatever it's called?)
User avatar #28 to #1 - andywazowski (07/02/2013) [-]
I think his entire costume is made from the ring. So I guess they wanted it to look "special", that and they are lazy probably.
User avatar #61 to #28 - harbingerwolf (07/02/2013) [-]
They were, ever heard of Steve Wang?
He is a brilliant effects artists for movies, im pretty sure it was him, but whoever it was made a working physical suit that looked just like it. But they went with ****** CGI instead.
User avatar #64 to #61 - andywazowski (07/02/2013) [-]
As I said, CGI was probably just cheaper and easier, bit I agree, the mask looks dumb as **** . I'm just guessing that it would be their "excuse".
User avatar #80 to #64 - killerliquid (07/02/2013) [-]
In my opinion, making the costume is easier. That way you don't have to set up all the motion capture for each and every scene.
User avatar #81 to #80 - andywazowski (07/02/2013) [-]
Well I don't work for Hollywood, so I was just guessing, because I see no other point. But hey it's ******* Hollywood, they have to **** up some things.
User avatar #2 to #1 - threadz (07/01/2013) [-]
So it doesn't look different when they do that CGI effect where he puts on the green suit thingy.
#46 - kaianalmeida (07/02/2013) [-]
And at the same time no one recognizes clark kent once he removes his glasses. haha!
#77 to #46 - unclebashface (07/02/2013) [-]
Thats because anyone who would have recognized him ******* died during the movie. They destroyed like... half the world's population in a fist fight.
#83 to #46 - thegreenbutton (07/02/2013) [-]
Superman has the power of hypnotism.
#65 to #46 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Quite....

( i see a monocle on superman, fuq u )
User avatar #67 to #65 - krnboy (07/02/2013) [-]
Dear anon, seeing as how the joke went right over your head, allow me to explain: He put together superman and Clark Kent, the half with the glasses being Clark Kent. He did not put a monocle on superman.

Sincerely, **** you anon
User avatar #87 to #46 - belikea (07/02/2013) [-]
I feel like it's kind of a moot point. Maybe the super villains know he is superman, but they don't see any benefit to revealing him. If they do, he loses his job, and has more time to stop them
#70 to #46 - hillbillypowpow (07/02/2013) [-]
He completely changes his personality too. Clark Kent is timid and easily scared, always running away at the first sign of trouble, but Superman is the symbol of beating the **** out of people in the name of justice.
User avatar #73 to #46 - blacklightsun (07/02/2013) [-]
Don't forget the curl in his hair. Clark doesn't have it but Supermas does
Tought I don't know why the movies keep changing it, one movie he has it, the othe he doesn't...
User avatar #76 to #46 - threadz (07/02/2013) [-]
They are cryptonion mind scrambling glasses. As established in the future.
User avatar #57 to #46 - schneidend (07/02/2013) [-]
Dude, Clark Kent's just some clumsy nerd. ******* conspiracy theorists.
#72 to #46 - hungryforwords (07/02/2013) [-]
oh yeah sure that wimp is superman. Thats like saying that stuck up playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne is Batman
User avatar #74 to #72 - heartlessrobot (07/02/2013) [-]
Or the billionaire playboy philanthropist genius is Iron Man. Oh, wait.
User avatar #89 to #74 - LovegoodJuggalo (07/02/2013) [-]
Is it hard to type with Tony Stark's cock in your mouth?
User avatar #90 to #89 - heartlessrobot (07/02/2013) [-]
No, my hands are still free.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jzpotter (07/02/2013) [-]
Why'd you put two random people together?
#29 - swedishassassin (07/02/2013) [-]
A good part of Green Lantern?....
User avatar #92 to #29 - potatophucker (07/02/2013) [-]
The movie was incredibly awful
#11 - Indubidubly (07/02/2013) [-]
Reason for super hero masks....
User avatar #23 - archangel (07/02/2013) [-]
i still think Nathan Fillion would have been a better Hal Jordan/ green lantern
User avatar #62 to #23 - schneidend (07/02/2013) [-]
He certainly was in Justice League: Doom. That movie had more emotional impact in the eight or so minutes of the attack on Green Lantern than the Ryan Reynolds movie had in 90 minutes.
User avatar #82 to #62 - archangel (07/02/2013) [-]
sure he's older but you could use make up to make him slightly younger looking if you need to, however I dont think you need to why not have a maturer looking green lantern. he has the voice and the personality for the role . the film i got felt bit like power rangers on acid.
#14 - beerterror (07/02/2013) [-]
I liked that movie a lot, mostly because Bob Ryan Reynolds' characters always seem to understand they're inside the movie or something like that. Where the **** is Deadpool Movie? Maybe we should make a kickstarter?
#17 to #15 - sourpotato (07/02/2013) [-]
Because he didn't title it...
Deadpool (2014) with Ryan Reynolds as Double Pe- I mean, Deadpool.
User avatar #79 to #14 - ninjastarthrow (07/02/2013) [-]
After playing the Deadpool game I firmly believe that Nolan North is my favorite Deadpool as Kevin Conroy is my favorite Batman.
User avatar #19 to #14 - hankmccoy (07/02/2013) [-]
RR would play a better Deadpool than he did Green Latern
User avatar #27 to #19 - andywazowski (07/02/2013) [-]
Well. He allready played him once, so he should be familiar with the role.
User avatar #33 to #27 - hankmccoy (07/02/2013) [-]
yeah but the Wolverine Deadpole wasn't the Deadpole I know and love.
User avatar #44 to #33 - andywazowski (07/02/2013) [-]
Same here. But he should know who Deadpool is. I just hope they bring the quirky weird one.
#53 to #44 - hattaz ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
He loves Dead pool and the Green Lantern, that's why he pushed to be in these roles. I hope a fan of several years knows how the character is played
He loves Dead pool and the Green Lantern, that's why he pushed to be in these roles. I hope a fan of several years knows how the character is played
User avatar #94 to #44 - hankmccoy (07/03/2013) [-]
so do i
#21 to #14 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
i have read articles on this and apparently hollywood won't do it because the movie would immediately be MA - R rated to 'properly express the sheer profanity, insanity and random violence that is deadpool'
basically they can't make it because anyone who wanted to watch it wouldn't be able to legally.
that said, it is still a nice idea, and a kickstarter fan thing with some decent funding and perhaps with the rest of the fanbase being able to influence it somehow to keep as many people as possible happy would be great.
#86 - tmdarby (07/02/2013) [-]
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#34 - shugudugs (07/02/2013) [-]
It had a great cast, a bad story, mediocre directing, and decent CG 			****		.   
   
I just obviously have a man crush on Ryan Reynolds because Definitely, Maybe, and The Chaos Theory which are both on my Top 10 list of favorite movies.   
   
Anyways, The Green Lantern could have been better.
It had a great cast, a bad story, mediocre directing, and decent CG **** .

I just obviously have a man crush on Ryan Reynolds because Definitely, Maybe, and The Chaos Theory which are both on my Top 10 list of favorite movies.

Anyways, The Green Lantern could have been better.
#35 to #34 - angelusprimus ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Great cast?
Seriously?
It had BLAKE LIVELY as Carrol Ferris. Tough as nails, woman test pilot and coroporation CEO. That's a little like casting Ahrnold as the feminine kid. Funny, yes, good serious casting, hell no.
And as much as I like Reynolds, he is miscast as Hal Jordan. Hal is a big guy, and a straight face joker. Think Nathan Fillion in Castle.
Reynolds would have been perfect for Kyle Rayner.
#36 to #35 - shugudugs (07/02/2013) [-]
I ******* love castle.
#45 to #36 - Himura (07/02/2013) [-]
That's Detective Beckett not Castle
#50 to #45 - thegamegestapo (07/02/2013) [-]
That's Captain Malcolm Reynolds not Castle
User avatar #54 to #50 - darktemplars (07/02/2013) [-]
Brown Coats for life!
User avatar #55 to #54 - thegamegestapo (07/02/2013) [-]
You can't take the sky from me!
User avatar #56 to #55 - darktemplars (07/02/2013) [-]
A feather on the wind!

Stay safe, you beautiful person
User avatar #58 to #56 - thegamegestapo (07/02/2013) [-]
No power in the 'verse can stop me.

Have a nice day.
User avatar #71 to #35 - duggiefresh (07/02/2013) [-]
i agree. reynolds would have been great as kyle raynor. im not sure who a good hal jordan would be but i think anthony mackie would be perfect for john stewart
#59 to #35 - supername (07/02/2013) [-]
woah dude you said exactly the same thing as my friend in school did about the casting of GL.
woah dude you said exactly the same thing as my friend in school did about the casting of GL.
#39 - silentwarrior (07/02/2013) [-]
Atleast it's better than supermans disguise.
#20 - dantemp (07/02/2013) [-]
i don't get it
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User avatar #32 to #31 - thewinkster (07/02/2013) [-]
.....The joke just kind of flew by you didn't it.
#75 to #32 - blacklightsun (07/02/2013) [-]
Here, have this
#91 - maxmoefoe (07/02/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #4903853 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** The best part of that movie was when it ended
User avatar #13 - pukki (07/02/2013) [-]
Why did everyone hate this movie? I liked it. It wasnt a great movie. But I could say that it was an 8/10, would watch again.
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#84 to #13 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/02/2013) [-]
Ehhh I agree but I'd probably say 6/10. Still streets ahead of Man of Steel though.
User avatar #16 to #13 - vwanyama (07/02/2013) [-]
Not a masterpiece but a decent action flick. I've watched it a few times.
#12 - drjake (07/02/2013) [-]
I thought Green Lantern was an okay movie. The story wasn't that good and the logic seamed irrelevant, but how else could someone pull off a Green Lantern film? It seams you can only portray him in animation. Bravo Martin Campbell, for trying.
User avatar #63 to #12 - hattaz ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
The writers are to blame
#22 to #12 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
it was a pretty decent movie. maybe not the best, maybe not the worst, it certainly kicked the sh*t out of other films that year that just crashed and burned.
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#30 to #25 - electro (07/02/2013) [-]
I just want to like... Take the movie, and cut out every single scene that had no contribution whatsoever to the plot. I feel like it would be a 30minute movie.
#51 to #25 - DrPeppir (07/02/2013) [-]
And then there's the Avengers...
User avatar #40 to #25 - spoogeyboi (07/02/2013) [-]
The guy in that video obviously doesn't read the comics or he'd know why Abin Sur was in a ship.
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User avatar #69 to #25 - senorfrog (07/02/2013) [-]
My problem is they killed Paralax early on, he is important to the fear rings and he turns John and Kyle into killers. There were many other things they could have done, if they started smallr they could have maybe in a sequel made a Blackest Night movie or something.
User avatar #8 - mildly (07/02/2013) [-]
Best part = The end.
User avatar #26 - lordanaldestroy (07/02/2013) [-]
"Best"
#10 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
The best part of that movie was when it ******* ended.
#7 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
>implying that movie had any "best part"
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