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    User avatar#64 - professorrowan
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    (07/02/2013)[-]
    if you have to fight, let them punch first so you can claim self defense
    #112 to #64 - trolololer
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    (07/02/2013)[-]
    Dodge it and then slam the ************ in his lung and then left hook (or right, depending which arm you used first) to his head.
    #113 to #112 - trolololer
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    (07/02/2013)[-]
    Lung as in side, you won't actually be able to hit his lung
    Lung as in side, you won't actually be able to hit his lung
    User avatar#120 to #113 - hellfiazz
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    #105 to #64 - meierme
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    (07/02/2013)[-]
    i wish that were the case, in Washington state you have to make an effort to run away even if they are beating the crap out of you. the only time it is self defense is if your cornered and they are trying to kill you
    User avatar#99 to #64 - DisgruntledTomato
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    (07/02/2013)[-]
    I wouldn't do that, throwing the first punch gives you a massive advantage in a fight. The person who throws the first punch, tends to win it.
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