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#20 - mrbang
Reply +98
(07/02/2013) [-]
The best advice I've ever gotten is "Always fap before talking to someone you like"    
That way, you'll know how you truly feel about them and you won't say something retarded cuz you're horny   
   
   
   
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The best advice I've ever gotten is "Always fap before talking to someone you like"
That way, you'll know how you truly feel about them and you won't say something retarded cuz you're horny



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#76 to #20 - JonathanNowFuckYou
Reply 0
(07/02/2013) [-]
I found the gif to be hugely related.
#60 to #20 - toasthemost
Reply +3
(07/02/2013) [-]
I-I'm sorry what the **** just happened in the gif?
#82 to #60 - vicsix
Reply +3
(07/02/2013) [-]
The pool stick broke from him slamming it on the ground, then he hit his temple on the pool table, knocking him out.
#133 to #82 - toasthemost
Reply 0
(07/03/2013) [-]
thanks! I just noticed it looks like his shin snaps too
#44 to #20 - lucianolp
Reply 0
(07/02/2013) [-]
Those are beautiful words. I do the same thing. In fact, before whenever I'm around any women.
#25 to #20 - samoaspider ONLINE
Reply +3
(07/02/2013) [-]
The best advice I've ever given about women:   
   
When she is really sad or even crying, grab her around your arms and give her a hug. Her brain will release calming hormones because she suddenly will feel safer and its not so ****** day after all.
The best advice I've ever given about women:

When she is really sad or even crying, grab her around your arms and give her a hug. Her brain will release calming hormones because she suddenly will feel safer and its not so ****** day after all.
#23 to #20 - TookMeThirtySecs
Reply +11
(07/02/2013) [-]
My dad, the morning before I stayed over my first Girlfriends' for the first time; "Be polite o her parents, and don't get caught with your arse going up and down"