It isn't mine. But I thought you guys might enjoy it. I was looking through old high school things and found this. My senior year my econ teacher gave Us his li
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It isn't mine

It isn't mine. But I thought you guys might enjoy it. I was looking through old high school things and found this. My senior year my econ teacher gave Us his li

But I thought you guys might enjoy it

I was looking through old high school things and found this. My
senior year my econ teacher gave Us his list of 100 wisest words
There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.
Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
Don' t knock it 'til you try it.
If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
Always use ' e" when your home team or your government.
When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
DON' free throws in a game of HORSE.
Just because you can doesn' t mean you should.
9. Don' t dumb it down.
You only get one chance to notion new haircut.
11. if you' " staying more than one night, unpack.
Never park in from on bar.
Expect the seat in from of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.
14. Keep picture of your first fish, first can and .
15. Hold your heroes to a high standard.
16. A suntan's earned, not bought.
17. Never lie to your doctor.
18. guns are loaded.
19. Don’ t . Believe me, they know.
20. Thebest way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if its' only once.
2 Ltake a all phone, interim. onee a year.
Don’ t iill up gobread, no masterboy good.
23. A an autograph,
Don’ t linger in . In or out.
25. it you choocato go in drag, don’ t sell yourself short.
my you wanna louiewhat makes Dominique, sit for a caricature.
27. Never get your haircut the day of a special event.
use mindful comes between you and the Earth. good shoes, tires, and
sheets.
29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it,
30. When you‘ re\ vith new friends, don’ t just talkabout old friends.
3 Leat lunch with the new kids.
32. Whaa traveling, keep about you,
33. It' s never too late for an apology.
35. x you have the sight army. TAKE IT.
36. Yoa don' tget to choose youporn m" kaname.
37. Weest you marry someone, remembering marry family.
38. Never push someone otr a dock.
39. Under no circumstances should you asks woman itshe is pregnant.
40. ' s not enough to be proud ofyour ancestry, live up to it.
4 l. Don’ t make scene.
42. When giving a thankyou speech, short and sweet is best.
43. Know when to ignore the camera.
44. Never gloat.
45. Invest in great luggage.
46. Make time for your mom on your birthday, It' s her special day too.
47. When opening presents, no one likes as good gusset.
48. Sycopathy is a crutch, never fake a limp.
49. Give credit. Take Blame.
50. Suckit up every now and again.
5 1. Neverbe the last one in the pool.
52. Don’ t stare.
5 3. Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally.
54. Stand up to bullies. Youll only have to do it once.
5 5. If you We made bluepoint, stop talking.
56. Admit it when you’ re wrong.
57. If you offer to help don' iquit until the job is done.
5 8. Look people in the eye when you thank them.
5 Tthank the bus driver.
50. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.
6 your mistakes.
at least one good joke.
63. Don' t boo. Even the ref is someobody' s son.
Know how to cook one good meal.
65. wmm to drive a stick shift.
66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations prebuilt over a lifetime.
out’: okay to go to the movies by yourself.
68. Dance with your toothed/ twitter,
69. Don‘ t lose yoursoul. Especially at work.
thankyee host.
7 Linen dort' , ask before it' s too late.
72. Know the size of yo_ clothes.
73. Thate is nothing wrong with a plain toshiro.
use a good listener. Delft just take your dumm talk,
your word.
76. 11: college always sit in the from You' ll stand out immediately. time it might
come in handy.
77. Carry yourmother' s bags. She carried you for at months.
78. Be patient with airport security. They are just doing their job,
79. Don' t be the talker in a movie.
opposite sex likes people who shower.
8 l. You are what you do, Not whatyou say.
821. com to change a tire.
83. Be kind. Everyone has I hard tight ahead ofthem.
Bum hour with grandparents is time well spent, Ask for advice when you need it,
85. Don' t litter.
36. 1! you have a sister, get to know important.
87. You wtm' strongest or fastest. But youcan be the toughest.
88. Never can after 9 AM and 9 PM.
the orange properties in Monopoly.
90. Make the little things count.
9 l. Always wear a bra at work.
92. There is Me Me between looking sultry . Find it.
93. You‘ re never too old to need your mom.
if you make the decision to Wear heels on the dirst date commit to keeping than
on and trap shut about how much your feet kill.
95. Know inwards to your national anthem.
96. Your than moves might not ozthebest, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more
fun than sitting on the bench alone.
97. Smile at strangers.
98, Malte Goals.
old is not deltateddy .
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#20 - mrbang (07/02/2013) [-]
The best advice I've ever gotten is "Always fap before talking to someone you like"    
That way, you'll know how you truly feel about them and you won't say something retarded cuz you're horny   
   
   
   
gif unrelated
The best advice I've ever gotten is "Always fap before talking to someone you like"
That way, you'll know how you truly feel about them and you won't say something retarded cuz you're horny



gif unrelated
User avatar #44 to #20 - lucianolp (07/02/2013) [-]
Those are beautiful words. I do the same thing. In fact, before whenever I'm around any women.
User avatar #76 to #20 - JonathanNowFuckYou (07/02/2013) [-]
I found the gif to be hugely related.
#25 to #20 - samoaspider (07/02/2013) [-]
The best advice I've ever given about women:   
   
When she is really sad or even crying, grab her around your arms and give her a hug. Her brain will release calming hormones because she suddenly will feel safer and its not so 			******		 day after all.
The best advice I've ever given about women:

When she is really sad or even crying, grab her around your arms and give her a hug. Her brain will release calming hormones because she suddenly will feel safer and its not so ****** day after all.
User avatar #60 to #20 - toasthemost ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I-I'm sorry what the **** just happened in the gif?
User avatar #82 to #60 - vicsix (07/02/2013) [-]
The pool stick broke from him slamming it on the ground, then he hit his temple on the pool table, knocking him out.
User avatar #133 to #82 - toasthemost ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
thanks! I just noticed it looks like his shin snaps too
#23 to #20 - TookMeThirtySecs (07/02/2013) [-]
My dad, the morning before I stayed over my first Girlfriends' for the first time; "Be polite o her parents, and don't get caught with your arse going up and down"
#1 - absolutiondreams (07/01/2013) [-]
#40 brb rebuilding British empire
#40 brb rebuilding British empire
#22 to #1 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Wrong flag compadre
#52 to #22 - absolutiondreams (07/02/2013) [-]
oh yeah. Don't know why you're getting red thumbs for that, you're right.
oh yeah. Don't know why you're getting red thumbs for that, you're right.
#69 to #52 - shareacokewith (07/02/2013) [-]
Because of Reasons
#34 - Happiness (07/02/2013) [-]
There's plenty of ways to get in a pool, but there's only one way to get out...
User avatar #2 - crossaim (07/01/2013) [-]
#91 ALWAYS wear a bra to work.
Guys get to the shops.
It says always, so no buts.
#121 to #2 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Wait... You guys don't wear a bra to work? ******* weirdos...
#15 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
The orange properties on the monopoly board are the best to own because they are the most landed on property. The jail is to thank for that.
#7 - jdbbx ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I found #68 funny, as my dad and I constantly try to surprise each other by grabbing the other and ballroom dancing with them. We're both dudes, so the goal is to make the other person "follow" (the traditional female stance) while you "lead" (the traditional male stance). ****** fun.
#8 to #7 - jdbbx ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
(guy has left hand raised, woman has right hand raised, for those who don't know)
User avatar #10 to #8 - grimhound (07/02/2013) [-]
Thanks. I don't dance much, so I never really understood that.
#107 - EdwardNigma (07/02/2013) [-]
"40: It's not enough to be proud of your ancestry, live up to it."

So I have to kill a couple of people, get granted a castle in Ireland AND marry a first cousin?
The pressure...is on.
#64 - professorrowan (07/02/2013) [-]
if you have to fight, let them punch first so you can claim self defense
User avatar #99 to #64 - DisgruntledTomato ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't do that, throwing the first punch gives you a massive advantage in a fight. The person who throws the first punch, tends to win it.
User avatar #105 to #64 - meierme (07/02/2013) [-]
i wish that were the case, in Washington state you have to make an effort to run away even if they are beating the crap out of you. the only time it is self defense is if your cornered and they are trying to kill you
User avatar #112 to #64 - trolololer (07/02/2013) [-]
Dodge it and then slam the ************ in his lung and then left hook (or right, depending which arm you used first) to his head.
#113 to #112 - trolololer (07/02/2013) [-]
Lung as in side, you won't actually be able to hit his lung
Lung as in side, you won't actually be able to hit his lung
#120 to #113 - hellfiazz (07/02/2013) [-]
You will if you try hard enough.
#110 - trolololer (07/02/2013) [-]
#91 I know what I'm buying
#80 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
"buy the orange properties in Monopoly." the most important thing in this post.
User avatar #59 - jjamesgordon (07/02/2013) [-]
#40 Made me chuckle. On my mother's side, we're insane Celts and Scandinavians. On my father's side, I'm directly descendant from Jesse James. Anyone wanna go wreck stuff with me?
#45 - unncommon (07/02/2013) [-]
#40
Well, time to start another revolution.
User avatar #90 to #45 - shoryuken (07/02/2013) [-]
what flag is that?
#97 to #90 - unncommon (07/02/2013) [-]
Oops. Never posted the picture.
User avatar #96 to #90 - unncommon (07/02/2013) [-]
The real Stars & Bars, also known as the real "rebel flag" of the C.S.A. (Confederate States of America).
The flag in this picture -- commonly misidentified as the "Stars & Bars" and commonly misconceived as the flag of the confederate states of America. When in actuality this flag in particular was never officially adopted as a confederate flag -- is the 'rectangular battle flag of the Army of Tennessee'.
#43 - knowstoomuch (07/02/2013) [-]
There's a thing missing on the list, which I learned from reading Ender's Game.

Don't just be excellent, be loudly excellent.
#47 to #43 - yougotpunched (07/02/2013) [-]
i 			*******		 love that book.
i ******* love that book.
User avatar #37 - AWAL (07/02/2013) [-]
I was fully expecting "walk the dinosaur" to be number 100.
#102 - nortledrones (07/02/2013) [-]
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>Punch first
>Assault
>They punch first
>Self-defense
#108 to #102 - destimone (07/02/2013) [-]
*sigh*
I remember middle school.
User avatar #109 to #108 - nortledrones (07/02/2013) [-]
That's...great?
#116 to #102 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
I WANT MY HAT BACK.
I saw that book in a Target about a year ago and read it for the hell of it. I ******* love that book.
#98 - unhappyspanners (07/02/2013) [-]
Well, just popping off to conquer a quarter of the land on Earth.
#51 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]
#93
My mom still tucks me in at night.
#79 - heartlessrobot (07/02/2013) [-]
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#3 goes especially for receiving anal.
User avatar #100 to #79 - nortledrones (07/02/2013) [-]
Was that necessary?
User avatar #101 to #100 - heartlessrobot (07/02/2013) [-]
Was it not necessary?
#114 to #101 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #68 - lykabaus (07/02/2013) [-]
101. OP is a faggot.
#83 to #68 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
*always
User avatar #50 - tehrox (07/02/2013) [-]
Don't call before or after 9 AM or 9 PM, damn its after 9 AM can't call him or damn its before 9 PM I can't call him
User avatar #93 to #50 - spankcakes (07/02/2013) [-]
Either. Both. None.

You have no one to call anyway...
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