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#113 - ohgodmysides (07/02/2013) [-]
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#200 to #113 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
"My problems are worse than your problems so you have no problems."

**** those greedy lil afgananigs or whatever. Shouldnt reproduce so much.
#10 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Being thin isn't so great...   
   
5'6" 114 lbs
Being thin isn't so great...

5'6" 114 lbs
#13 to #10 - airmanpeaches (07/02/2013) [-]
Yes it is.

6/6'' 160 lbs
#14 to #13 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
By that ratio I think you're thinner than me...
By that ratio I think you're thinner than me...
#15 to #14 - airmanpeaches (07/02/2013) [-]
I was a runner, I ran so much everyday that I broke my leg.

Now that my leg is broken, I've lost some muscle and therefore, I lost more weight.

I'm tall, skinny and very white.
User avatar #16 to #15 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Sew octopus tentacles to your back and make sure its fresh enough to connect the nerves.
User avatar #17 to #16 - airmanpeaches (07/02/2013) [-]
Last October, I wore a white morph suit and a nice business suit out in the middle of the night.

I was a very convincing Slendy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Post piiics
User avatar #19 to #18 - airmanpeaches (07/02/2013) [-]
Never took any. I was alone doing this.

I tried doing a selfy, but my camera got all fuzzy.
User avatar #20 to #19 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
If your camera got fuzzy it must be a sign.
User avatar #24 to #10 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Dear ******* god that's small.

How on earth do you even live?
What do you eat?

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS BABY MAN.
User avatar #26 to #24 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
;A; I just have a fast metabolism...
User avatar #27 to #26 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm like 6'4" 290 lbs bear mode, and I have a pretty solid metabolism as well.

Might be Genetics O:
User avatar #28 to #27 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm native american / white and my tribe was very small.
#29 to #28 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm Greek/Serbian as **** .

I posted what I look like above but I guess I can post it again.

Native American is pretty cool, sadly I'm pure Balkan Folk.

I shave ery day and suffer from a constant lack of alcohol.
User avatar #50 to #29 - arkytior (07/02/2013) [-]
Blakan ftw!

don't shave
User avatar #31 to #29 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
I think if you stood in front of me I would be scared...
User avatar #32 to #31 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Why on earth would you be afraid of me?

I might be bearmode, but I am super friendly kawaii huggy desu bear mode.

I USE MY MANLYNESS FOR GOOOOOOOD~
#33 to #32 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
This is me.

Okay maybe not scare but... intimidate...
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User avatar #52 to #51 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Hello past self...
User avatar #34 to #33 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
You're pretty kawaii.

You seem like the type of guy that would enjoy it.
User avatar #35 to #34 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Thanks >///<

Enjoy what?...
User avatar #36 to #35 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
You're quite welcome!

Bigger guys and stuff~. Pardon if I'm wrong D:
#38 to #36 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't know what I like! I think I'm straight...
#40 to #38 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
NAH~ Pretty sure you're a little bit homo~
NAH~ Pretty sure you're a little bit homo~
#41 to #40 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't know! I know I like girls but I saw a gif the other day in **** that was kinda hot...

User avatar #42 to #41 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
No one is entirely straight brohun.

You're going through a bit of a phase.

Like I said, you're just a little bit homo.
Or homo for some people.

Either way though, lets be friends and stuff.
WITH YOUR KAWAII, AND MY SIZE, WE CAN RULE WORLD.
#43 to #42 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Can I ride on your shoulders?
#44 to #43 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Duh~   
Ofcourse!
Duh~
Ofcourse!
User avatar #45 to #44 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Bring me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!
User avatar #46 to #45 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh you~
#48 to #46 - bloodycrowbar (07/02/2013) [-]
What the **** you guys?? Go get a room or something.
User avatar #47 to #46 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
um.. so what do we talk about now?...
#114 to #10 - legendaryhero (07/02/2013) [-]
You don't look so thin.
#119 to #114 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
1. save picture
2. create fake profile on gaylovesearch dot com
3. ???
4. profit.

Too late do remove it, the gears are already set in motion.
User avatar #120 to #119 - legendaryhero (07/02/2013) [-]
kk, will do.
#122 to #120 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
I think i am a pretty nice semetarian as you all keep complaining that nobody will ever love you guys. Got to take the action into my godly hands - Leave it to Beavis.
User avatar #128 to #10 - XboxJunky (07/02/2013) [-]
5'5" 54kg/119lbs.
#167 to #10 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
PLEASE. GET. A. ******* . ROOM.
#37 to #10 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
4' 5"
99lbs
User avatar #39 to #37 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
That's.. adorable..
#124 to #39 - tmgrskat (07/02/2013) [-]
Yes I know :3
#49 to #10 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
I'll gladly donate some of my fat if you find a safe and healthy way to move it, I have enough for a lot of people.
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#164 to #10 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
6'4" 170lbs.
User avatar #53 to #10 - bitchplzzz (07/02/2013) [-]
dyel
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
noh.
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User avatar #111 to #10 - Lainge (07/02/2013) [-]
Pff... I'm taller than you and weigh less. Yet from your posts you seem to have some sort of insecurity about your appearance? Why, at least you're not fat.
User avatar #160 to #10 - PedoNazi (07/02/2013) [-]
what's the gif from?
#173 to #160 - popcornisland (07/02/2013) [-]
Deadman wonderland
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#57 to #56 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
I know I'm small...
I know I'm small...
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User avatar #59 to #58 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm 16...

4 inches D: I didn't realize it was that bad..
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User avatar #61 to #60 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
In america it is..

Did you know you can't legally donate sperm if you're shorter than 5'9"?
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#63 to #62 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
I've had a really tall girl make fun of me a lot in middle school... She was 6'2" and I was 5'4" back then...
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#65 to #64 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
I generally try to avoid insulting people...
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User avatar #67 to #66 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
and an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind...
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User avatar #69 to #68 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Retaliation usually just causes more **** .. especially since I was the kid with no friends and she was the popular girl with a cult following...

She could have hit me and had the entire schools support...

Once someone gave me a black eye and I got suspended because she claimed she did it because I groped her...Do I seem like the kind of person who would do that?...
User avatar #171 to #69 - sexypotato (07/02/2013) [-]
Destroy her with ************
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User avatar #71 to #70 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Its not fair...
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User avatar #73 to #72 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
I've been homeschooled most of my life.. a little bit in elementary I went to public school, and for a few months in middleschool..

I'm going to public school this year though...
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User avatar #75 to #74 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm nervous. I've had nothing but bad experiences in public school...

In homeschool I still don't have friends, but at least I don't have enemies..
User avatar #154 to #10 - weirdvintagegirl (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm tiny. 5' 119 lbs. I'm not thin, though, I'm more curvy. Still. It sucks being this damn short.
#248 to #154 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
but its cute when girls are short.
User avatar #249 to #248 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
It logged me out for some reason..
User avatar #235 to #154 - thighhighkneesocks (07/02/2013) [-]
I understand, 5 foot flat and a whopping 95 lbs.
User avatar #183 to #10 - tbagmcbungynuts (07/02/2013) [-]
5'11" 215lbs
#148 to #10 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
5'11 145lbs. Need to get bigger!
#152 to #148 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
5'11" with 195 lbs. And ******* , I am as skinny as post pole.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Right... I'll probably just sit by myself most of the time...
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User avatar #79 to #78 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm not very good at that...
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User avatar #81 to #80 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
I did have one friend I made in elementary school...

as of the past few months he's been ignoring me because he's always playing the war z...
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User avatar #83 to #82 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Right.. it just feels stupid that we've been through so much together and a game is what ruins our friendship..
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User avatar #86 to #85 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
But I like videogames..
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User avatar #88 to #87 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
hehe you're silly.
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User avatar #90 to #89 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Right.. I was working too... but I lost my job today...
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User avatar #92 to #91 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
The thing that bothers me is that it was my own dad who fired me..
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User avatar #94 to #93 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
I make too many mistakes.. I misplaced a light.. didn't take enough water out of the tanks and then vomited at lunch...

He says "Oh of course you're always sick when its time to work" so I try to hide being sick... but after I threw up then he fired me..
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User avatar #100 to #97 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.. I try and work really hard...

Um.. am I bothering you?
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User avatar #84 to #10 - thetoyscissors ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
5'5" 95 pounds
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User avatar #96 to #95 - thetoyscissors ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm 14
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User avatar #99 to #98 - thetoyscissors ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
You butt
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User avatar #103 to #102 - thetoyscissors ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
You're still a butt </3
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User avatar #105 to #104 - thetoyscissors ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
YOU LEFT ME WITH A RETARDED BABY WHO CAN'T EVEN ******* SAY DOG RIGHT, AND WHO'S MISSING HIS LEFT NUT AND RIGHT THUMB
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User avatar #108 to #107 - thetoyscissors ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
That's about as useful as putting me through art school
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User avatar #110 to #109 - thetoyscissors ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Joke's on you, you're paying child support!
User avatar #132 to #10 - celestiasbeard (07/02/2013) [-]
I would kill to have that kind of figure, maybe just a couple extra lbs but still
#220 to #10 - iamthegamester (07/02/2013) [-]
6' 1&quot; 125 lbs.    
   
It sucks
6' 1" 125 lbs.

It sucks
User avatar #227 to #220 - dsgbiohazard (07/02/2013) [-]
Pretty much me.
#236 to #220 - masayukinakamori (07/02/2013) [-]
5'11 175 lbs;all of my weight is in my ass, what's it like  to be skinny?
5'11 175 lbs;all of my weight is in my ass, what's it like to be skinny?
User avatar #251 to #236 - iamthegamester (07/02/2013) [-]
Its like... Anchorman Afternoon Delight
#176 - twdeathnote (07/02/2013) [-]
Mom logic.
Mom logic.
#146 - iamzimfoolishhuman (07/02/2013) [-]
mfwi know a 7yr old that is heavier than me and im 17 and her stomach is more than double mine
#201 to #146 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
My step sister is currently 295 pounds at 5 feet tall. She's 12. I am a 21 year old woman at 4'11 and 115 pounds...it's really sad that her mom won't take care of her.
#174 - nortledrones (07/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #115 - konradkurze (07/02/2013) [-]
USA logic:
bitch about how poor kids in africa starving is a bad thing, yet support calvin kleins half dead fashion models
#182 - tmdarby (07/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#118 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
When I was 12, I thought it would be funny to sh!t into a Pringles can...so I did. The log nearly filled the entire can. Then I got the brilliant idea to fill the rest of the can with water and leave it out in my backyard. It was winter at the time so I imagined it would freeze as a cylinder of ice with a log of sh!t in the middle. The next night, my drunk older brother (who was 16) and his buddies came stumbling through the backyard. One of them saw the can and decided to kick it. Instead of freezing, the can had turned into a chilled tube of diarrhea. It sprayed all over the guy who kicked its foot and his buddy's Philly Eagles jacket. I laughed my ass off as they washed my sh!t off their shoes and coat. One of them had a mustache (at 16) so I didn't give a phuck. They knew it was sh!t, but they never knew its origins.
#121 to #118 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
Will recreate scenario for scientific reasons.
#126 to #118 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
anons are cancer posting stupid copypastas
#131 to #126 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
Disregard me, i suck french dicks again.
Vive la France !
#153 to #131 - weirdvintagegirl (07/02/2013) [-]
VIVE LA FRANCE!
#205 to #118 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
its a good thing you wrote sh!t instead of **** , i would have been really offended
#196 - zzzanzitron (07/02/2013) [-]
tfw asians rarely get fat because they eat rice that limits the total amount of red meat and heart-attacked pork they eat
tfw asians rarely get fat because they eat rice that limits the total amount of red meat and heart-attacked pork they eat
#117 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
Meanwhile Obama spents tax payers money, 100 million dollars on a trip to South Africa. Nothing important will be done there, no conferences and he also won't meet N.Mandela (he already refused to meet the Obamas a year ago).
100 million dollars, that could save the lifes of m any africans, while Obama spents his holidays there. USA, you are a ****** up country.
#198 - ghouleyed (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't think fat peoples wana be skinny since most of them make themselves fat.
They are not made by anyone else except sometimes parents but mostly they make themselves to be what they wana be.

And by mostly i mean the ones that don't have some disease that make them fat.
User avatar #203 to #198 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
rage comics? wow is it 2010 already?
User avatar #239 to #203 - ghouleyed (07/02/2013) [-]
Well it was only relevant thing i had.
User avatar #234 to #198 - elcreepo (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm 30 pounds over my ideal weight.

You think I'm happy and I want to be like this?

I run every day now and eat no more than 1500 calories. It's as simple as willpower and then later, self control.
User avatar #238 to #234 - ghouleyed (07/02/2013) [-]
Yea well you want to be skinny so you will be if you do what you must but the ones who don't do anything about it are doing it to themselves.

It's not like i or anyone else is making them do it.
User avatar #242 to #238 - elcreepo (07/02/2013) [-]
And i'm not going to ******** and say it's easy to loose weight, either.

It's pretty damn hard to not eat as much as I want or to skip exercise sessions. A lot of people get caught up in that, so they refuse to try and loose weight, because they think ti will never help them loose weight or they can't get motivated.

I'm motivated because I don't want to have the health issues associated with being overweight and I also feel horrible about myself. So, the solution instead of bitching or trying to make fat the new healthy is to work out and eat less.
User avatar #244 to #242 - ghouleyed (07/02/2013) [-]
I am not trying to insult or offend anyone it's just how it goes obese or skinny everyone makes themselves look like that if it's not caused by parents or disease then it's own made mess.

My parents rised me to be athlete so now i'm pretty healthy even tough i've already abandoned my hobbies and browse FJ, facebook, youtube or play games 24/7.

So i'm not saying i'm any different than you.
User avatar #243 to #242 - loose **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]
I think you mean lose.
User avatar #245 to #243 - elcreepo (07/02/2013) [-]
Yes, I do.

Did you make that name solely so you could be pretentious?
User avatar #240 to #238 - elcreepo (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't want to be skinny necessarily, either.

I want to be healthy.

And most people don't TRY to get fat. They do because of poor impulse control. Then they think "it's too hard" to get back into shape, so they live with it.
#202 to #198 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
We want delicious and copious amounts offood, and to remain lazy. Becoming fat is just the horrible side effect.
User avatar #241 to #202 - ghouleyed (07/02/2013) [-]
Yea i'm not saying it's bad thing some people want to escape the reality by eating or using intoxicants.

It's almost the same since both eventually kill the user.
#116 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
Down with America, vive la France !
#23 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
6'4" 290lbs Musclefat.

What's wrong with being heavy if you're healthy about it?
#172 to #23 - smellmyfaceforswag (07/02/2013) [-]
Your face... I let me do something to it...
Your face... I let me do something to it...
User avatar #189 to #172 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
awwyeahgirl
User avatar #197 to #189 - smellmyfaceforswag (07/02/2013) [-]
Who said I was a girl....

that picture is a guy btw
User avatar #199 to #197 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
It's an ooooooooold reference
(dagobah.biz/flash/SKEET_FIGHTER.swf)

And hey, hi5 I'm a guy too.

Maybe we should do guy things and the like, like football, and cars, and beards, etc.
#207 to #199 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
what the **** did i just watch...
User avatar #209 to #207 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
It's really ******* old.
Like really old.
Like Ancient.

I still find it funny though.
#204 to #199 - smellmyfaceforswag (07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah... Guy things...
User avatar #206 to #204 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
OR THAT TOO.
I don't judge.
I'm a friendly guy.
User avatar #212 to #206 - smellmyfaceforswag (07/02/2013) [-]
How friendly?
User avatar #213 to #212 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Very.
User avatar #214 to #213 - smellmyfaceforswag (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh? Please explain.
User avatar #218 to #214 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I am the gay.
I am the eastern european.
I am large person.

It is literally in my nature to be the jolliest, frendliest, person ever.
User avatar #228 to #218 - smellmyfaceforswag (07/02/2013) [-]
I like where this is going

I am the bi.
I am the American. ( **** YEA!!)
I am not big or small.

It is literally in my nature to be the most sexual, clever, person ever.
User avatar #229 to #228 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Well you're certainly failing at the prior.

It's cool though. I am the American too, nowadays.
America is best nation.


I do agree. where this is going is a place I feel that I might enjoy~
User avatar #230 to #229 - smellmyfaceforswag (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh yarsh. Oh yarsh, indeed.
User avatar #192 to #23 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh man. What on earth.

I shall take these red thumbs in the wake of my horrific decision making.

GG FJ.
User avatar #137 to #23 - gustaviaable (07/02/2013) [-]
^^
User avatar #193 to #137 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
^^;
User avatar #175 to #23 - alltimetens (07/02/2013) [-]
Get on his level, people.
User avatar #145 to #23 - BunnyRaper (07/02/2013) [-]
You look like a gay italian.
User avatar #187 to #145 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
CLOSE.
gay Greek
User avatar #188 to #134 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Moar like a hairy faggot
#233 - elcreepo (07/02/2013) [-]
This, a simple America-is-Fat joke created a ********* about fat people and not American pride.

Yep, all the people who spend the summer in their rooms have arrived.
#231 - obnoxygen (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm 5'1, and 144 lbs. The funny thing is, I'm not fat.
I'm 5'1, and 144 lbs. The funny thing is, I'm not fat.
User avatar #232 to #231 - elcreepo (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm 5'6 and my ideal body weight is 120 to 144. You're either fat or muscular, and on the later it's pics or gtfo.
User avatar #191 - lolerlaura (07/02/2013) [-]
I used to work in a deli where we would throw away a ton of food every night. I hated getting rid of it but I would be fired if I gave it away and there were cameras all over the place. One night a guy comes up to me and was asking for free food and being a huge prick about it. When I told him no for the final time he shouted "There are starving children in Africa!!" at me. I calmly said back "Well sir we are currently in America and there are obese children here". He got even more mad and walked away.
User avatar #186 - responsibletim (07/02/2013) [-]
Well now the ******* hamplanets are proud of themselves for being fat.
User avatar #184 - drunkasaurus (07/02/2013) [-]
next time someone tries to say they're big boned I will try and remember to pull up a pic of an african child
User avatar #136 - archangel (07/02/2013) [-]
reminds me of the frankie boyle joke,
you should feel grateful there are people in scotland who have to eat the food
mis quoted but still makes me laugh
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