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I had a dream that Vin Diesel was my mailbox. I mean like, it was
just him from the waist up attached to a pole in the ground. He
Would be nicer if they were dollar hills. You know?" then he
chuckled to himself for the rest of my dream.,
We included an image that best represents what I saw in my
dream., The only differences were Vin Diesel had a huge goofy smile and his arms were folded across his
chest.,
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handed me my mail and said "Leeks like you got some bills today.
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#1 - hirollin (07/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - thetattooedone (07/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Aaaaaand that would be the day I ****** a mailbox.
#20 to #18 - Spectricity (07/02/2013) [-]
Wouldn't have been my first.
User avatar #14 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I just had a dream that pokemon were real
It was like they were everywhere
I would walk outside and see em in my yard and throw rocks at em
User avatar #3 - gormless (07/02/2013) [-]
If I had a holodeck I'd pop that one in the player.
#10 - almostninja (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Random
User avatar #2 - Protagonistism (07/02/2013) [-]
That was actually good.
#12 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Last night I dreamed that Dumbledore was on Blue Team and Gandalf was on Red Team. Gandalf was trapped in a maze made of rooms you would find in an empty high-rise office building and Dumbledore had me stuck at a desk in a classroom where all the other students were Christopher Eccleston. He was making me take a test on finding the best route through a map of the maze to find Gandalf and either kill him or kill a room of kittens. While I was trying to figure it out he was yelling at me with things like "YOU CAN NEVER FIND A SOLUTION WITHOUT KILLING SOMEONE, YOU MONSTER!", not because it was either Gandalf or the kittens, but because I was apparently a violent psychopath who kills people for fun. I decided to cheat by looking at the solution attached to the backside of a sun-blocking thing like above the front seat of a car. It showed the room I was in and the room Gandalf was in by pulsating red and blue with the sound of the core drill from TTGL. I went into the maze and after getting to the middle I found Gandalf looking out a window. I said hi and walked past him into the next room where the thought of Dumbledore shouting those horrible things at me started flooding my head. I came to a room made of kittens and there was lightning arcing from their eyes   
   
That's all I got before I woke up.
Last night I dreamed that Dumbledore was on Blue Team and Gandalf was on Red Team. Gandalf was trapped in a maze made of rooms you would find in an empty high-rise office building and Dumbledore had me stuck at a desk in a classroom where all the other students were Christopher Eccleston. He was making me take a test on finding the best route through a map of the maze to find Gandalf and either kill him or kill a room of kittens. While I was trying to figure it out he was yelling at me with things like "YOU CAN NEVER FIND A SOLUTION WITHOUT KILLING SOMEONE, YOU MONSTER!", not because it was either Gandalf or the kittens, but because I was apparently a violent psychopath who kills people for fun. I decided to cheat by looking at the solution attached to the backside of a sun-blocking thing like above the front seat of a car. It showed the room I was in and the room Gandalf was in by pulsating red and blue with the sound of the core drill from TTGL. I went into the maze and after getting to the middle I found Gandalf looking out a window. I said hi and walked past him into the next room where the thought of Dumbledore shouting those horrible things at me started flooding my head. I came to a room made of kittens and there was lightning arcing from their eyes

That's all I got before I woke up.
User avatar #4 - jalthelas (07/02/2013) [-]
I read it in his voice...

I ******* love this quote from xXx:

"Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are following me because I just took this car. Obviously the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style. It belongs to Dick. Dick Hotchkiss, a California state senator. You remember Dick? He's the guy who tried to ban rap music because he feels that the lyrics promote violence. It's music, Dick! He's also the guy who wants to pull every video game off every shelf in the country, because he feels that the video games are diminishing the intelligence of our youth. Oh, come on, Dick. It's the only education we got. Dick, you're a bad man. You know what we do to bad men. We punish them. Dick, you've just entered The Xander Zone."
#25 - sheperdofthestars (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me, 12, dreaming   
>I'm at work on the street corner, apparently I'm a prostitute   
> couple comes up to me, asks my rates, and buys me   
>I get in the vehicle, we drive to a hotel somewhere   
>Chill and watch some TV while they get their 						****					 sorted   
>Insert 						****					 scene here   
>Wake up about halfway through   
>First words out of my mouth are "						*************					 didn't pay me!"   
>Mom busts into my room   
>"What the 						****					 did you just say?"   
>"Nothing, mom, it was just a dream"   
>MFW she stands there staring at me for like 5 minutes before leaving   
   
I was 						*******					 12. What the actual 						****					.
>Be me, 12, dreaming
>I'm at work on the street corner, apparently I'm a prostitute
> couple comes up to me, asks my rates, and buys me
>I get in the vehicle, we drive to a hotel somewhere
>Chill and watch some TV while they get their **** sorted
>Insert **** scene here
>Wake up about halfway through
>First words out of my mouth are " ************* didn't pay me!"
>Mom busts into my room
>"What the **** did you just say?"
>"Nothing, mom, it was just a dream"
>MFW she stands there staring at me for like 5 minutes before leaving

I was ******* 12. What the actual **** .
#24 - cazabrow (07/02/2013) [-]
That appropriate advertising.
User avatar #11 - badgertom (07/02/2013) [-]
I had a dream the other week that I was being attacked by the Nazgul from Lord of the Rings, but it just turned out to be Muslims wearing burkhas
#26 - devilmaytam (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm so disturbed right now but also strangely aroused
I'm so disturbed right now but also strangely aroused
#27 - sirfisticuffs (07/02/2013) [-]
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#23 - trolltyler (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
wasnt this posted like two days ago??
User avatar #16 - iamaniceperson ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
My dreams are terryfing. ...I should really stop reading creepypasta before bed
#13 - julesv (07/02/2013) [-]
What the hell
What the hell
User avatar #8 - bitchplzzz (07/02/2013) [-]
Its weird that such a rough lookin guy actually hates the character of Riddick
#5 - theJENK (07/02/2013) [-]
Goddamn that was actually funny.
Goddamn that was actually funny.
#6 - urtukdamoocow (07/02/2013) [-]
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