Senior Discount. .. You are doing the world a service, sonny. Senior Discount You are doing the world a service sonny
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#2 - derpmageddon
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(07/01/2013) [-]
You are doing the world a service, sonny.
#187 to #2 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
mfw blaze it faggot
#189 to #2 - rhiaanor ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Isn't that picture for sarcasm? Or is that not what you want.
#192 to #2 - walkingdisaster
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(07/02/2013) [-]
*The redditor who made this was doing the world a service
#199 to #192 - spikethedragon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
His comment was directed towards the person regardless.
#8 to #2 - atomschlumpf
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(07/01/2013) [-]
here, have it without the ****** watermark
#28 to #8 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/01/2013) [-]
This image has expired
here have it slightly altered.
#63 to #28 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(07/01/2013) [-]
#84 to #63 - unclegrumpybastard
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#88 to #28 - fourkids **User deleted account**
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#89 to #88 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/02/2013) [-]
dont flag it fagget
#90 to #89 - fourkids **User deleted account**
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#91 to #90 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/02/2013) [-]
if ur ess wuz a chenese restrant id hav teh poopoo pletter
#243 to #91 - neenshah
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(07/02/2013) [-]
tuh dorra for da can? WAHT?
#78 to #28 - PadreRasta
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Would you show this to your mother?
#79 to #78 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/01/2013) [-]
i'd show his thumb to your mother
#56 to #28 - blazedallday
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#48 - stoffanator
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(07/01/2013) [-]
my dad was ecstatic when he became eligible for the senior discount, one of the benefits of being jewish
#51 to #48 - kommandantvideo
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#65 to #48 - jakeharman
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#87 to #48 - ericzxvc
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(07/02/2013) [-]
*The only benefit
#96 to #87 - stoffanator
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(07/02/2013) [-]
check your privilege
#93 to #48 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Einige Juden sind schmutzig Tiere. Aber es gibt einige, die nicht sind böse. Zum Beispiel Jon Stewart. Er ist ein guter Kerl
#99 to #93 - stoffanator
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(07/02/2013) [-]
#95 to #93 - thejgwentworth
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Jesus anon. I do however agree about Jon Stewart. Auf wiedersehen unbekannt
#244 to #93 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Nice try google translate.
#109 to #48 - niggerjoestarsoap
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(07/02/2013) [-]
gif
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#59 to #48 - walkerjam
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I always read that as [Jewing internally] first....
I always read that as [Jewing internally] first....
#81 - josieabby
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(07/01/2013) [-]
>350lb beastlady checking out in my lane at grocery store
>loud as **** cussing on her cell phone and children all around hearing it
>wheezing while she unloads her cart because she won't put down her phone
>gets pissed when I ask a question because I interrupt her call
>steady being loud and rude. people behind her rolling their eyes
>has ******** of produce. doesn't look like she's eaten anything healthy in her life.
>not paying attention to me because "guuuuuurl" on phone "ain't need to be puttin' up with dat **** no mo and need to kick his ass to the ************ curb"
>MFW I hold my thumb down on the scale as I weigh each piece of her ******* of produce.
#226 to #81 - ncgal
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(07/02/2013) [-]
You just made my day!   
   
Thank you.  I really needed this laugh.
You just made my day!

Thank you. I really needed this laugh.
#161 to #81 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Chances are she wasn't paying for it anyway because she probably is on food stamps. Still good move, I did that too.
#108 to #81 - ekiouja
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(07/02/2013) [-]
#152 to #81 - iamsteeze
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(07/02/2013) [-]
as a grocery store employee, i can relate to this enough to login and thumb. YOU are a real hero sir.
#104 to #81 - honeybooboo
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#121 to #81 - retris
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one to take those extra couple cents of revenge
I thought I was the only one to take those extra couple cents of revenge
#3 - goll ONLINE
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(07/01/2013) [-]
as a fellow service industry worker i salute you
#13 to #3 - farnsworthphd
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(07/01/2013) [-]
someone say slow clap?
someone say slow clap?
#33 to #13 - eiaisqzbsesb
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(07/01/2013) [-]
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#43 to #13 - babbysmithy
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(07/01/2013) [-]
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#39 to #13 - pinna
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#5 - anon
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(07/01/2013) [-]
She was rude to you. So you gave her a discount. What the **** is wrong with that logic?
#31 to #5 - brettyht
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(07/01/2013) [-]
pretty sure he understood the joke and was just bringing up how it mmight have backfired. Don't think he was being mean about it or anything, so we should probably calm down with the thumbs.
pretty sure he understood the joke and was just bringing up how it mmight have backfired. Don't think he was being mean about it or anything, so we should probably calm down with the thumbs.

#14 to #5 - anon
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(07/01/2013) [-]
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
#27 to #5 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/01/2013) [-]
most likely it saved her a few cents and made her think everyone assumes she is 65+. women care about that ****.
#9 to #5 - willindor
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(07/01/2013) [-]
He made her feel old.
#1 - Nightelfbane
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(07/01/2013) [-]
thats not anything to feel bad about
#146 to #1 - fuckingtrolls
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(07/02/2013) [-]
More centaur porn pls
#7 to #1 - pawnman
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(07/01/2013) [-]
shes getting closer to death
#11 to #7 - Nightelfbane
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(07/01/2013) [-]
wasnt talking about her feelings
#15 to #1 - didactus
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(07/01/2013) [-]
For women, it's terrifying to know that people think you're getting old.
#17 to #15 - Nightelfbane
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(07/01/2013) [-]
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT HER FEELINGS
#18 to #17 - didactus
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(07/01/2013) [-]
But, where does it say OP is feeling bad?
#19 to #18 - Nightelfbane
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I dont know

maybe the meme he used
#20 to #19 - didactus
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(07/01/2013) [-]
isn't it called confession bear, not feel bear?
#30 to #19 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/01/2013) [-]
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he is confessing something he did that is somewhat ethically questionable. I agree it barely fits the meme, but it does fit.

You rarely get real confession bears like the dude who admitted murdering a person and was arrested. < pic of his confession bear. thats a real goddamn use of the meme.
#34 to #30 - schneidend
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(07/01/2013) [-]
The guy you made that one actually got arrested?

X Doubt
#38 to #36 - schneidend
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(07/01/2013) [-]
This doesn't say anything about an arrest. The article even ends with a former FBI agent saying it would be tough to prove it or charge him with anything.

I was ready and willing to admit defeat, but no. Not this day!
#40 to #38 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/01/2013) [-]
i mentioned that ^ up there

do i get half credit for being close?
#72 to #40 - anon
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(07/01/2013) [-]
it's okay. the anons will always appreciate you. (:
#37 to #34 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/01/2013) [-]
nvm he didnt get arrested, just investigated.

www.slate.com/blogs/crime/2013/04/10/confession_bear_murder_did_reddit_user_naratto_use_an_adviceanimals_meme.html

either way thats a good use of a confession bear.
#62 - rrocketninjas
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(07/01/2013) [-]
You monster...
#12 - anonymoose
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#66 to #12 - anon
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(07/01/2013) [-]
What is that?
#150 to #66 - newmanchamp
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Tis a worm under a microscope.
#32 to #12 - buttcleaner
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(07/01/2013) [-]
that worm still unsettles me to this day
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#44 - Awesomecarrot
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Middle-aged women are by far the rudest customers.
#111 to #44 - welcometoatl
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(07/02/2013) [-]
They're just so mad. For some reason, they go to McDonald's in such a demanding tone. It's like they're mad that their youth escaped them.
#54 to #44 - blokrokker
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Hey, my mother is a wonderful customer, thank you very much.
Hey, my mother is a wonderful customer, thank you very much.
#55 to #54 - baine ONLINE
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I am fully aware of that hint hint wink wink nudge nudge.
#60 to #55 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I think with his mother you are the customer
#70 to #55 - thempc
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(07/01/2013) [-]
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#61 to #54 - fournum
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(07/01/2013) [-]
The ****?   
   
   
where did you get that?
The ****?


where did you get that?
#141 to #61 - blokrokker
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(07/02/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk
:U
#77 to #54 - maguitox
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I need the source pls
#140 to #77 - blokrokker
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Vocaloid, looks somewhat like MikuMikuDance animation software. I can't tell you anymore than that, I got it from FJ.
#29 - fuzzypickles
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Kill em with kindness
#97 to #29 - samjamfan
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(07/02/2013) [-]
just name your knife "kindness"
#149 to #97 - redscorp ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Or your machinegun...