Senior Discount. . was being extremely me at I tittel Mt tritt a . little on the inside.. You are doing the world a service, sonny.
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#62 - rrocketninjas (07/01/2013) [-]
You monster...
User avatar #44 - Awesomecarrot (07/01/2013) [-]
Middle-aged women are by far the rudest customers.
#111 to #44 - welcometoatl (07/02/2013) [-]
They're just so mad. For some reason, they go to McDonald's in such a demanding tone. It's like they're mad that their youth escaped them.
#54 to #44 - blokrokker (07/01/2013) [-]
Hey, my mother is a wonderful customer, thank you very much.
Hey, my mother is a wonderful customer, thank you very much.
User avatar #55 to #54 - baine (07/01/2013) [-]
I am fully aware of that hint hint wink wink nudge nudge.
#60 to #55 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (07/01/2013) [-]
I think with his mother you are the customer
#70 to #55 - thempc (07/01/2013) [-]
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#61 to #54 - fournum (07/01/2013) [-]
The 			****		?   
   
   
where did you get that?
The **** ?


where did you get that?
User avatar #141 to #61 - blokrokker (07/02/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk
:U
#77 to #54 - maguitox ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
I need the source pls
User avatar #140 to #77 - blokrokker (07/02/2013) [-]
Vocaloid, looks somewhat like MikuMikuDance animation software. I can't tell you anymore than that, I got it from FJ.
#2 - derpmageddon (07/01/2013) [-]
You are doing the world a service, sonny.
#187 to #2 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
mfw blaze it faggot
User avatar #189 to #2 - rhiaanor ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Isn't that picture for sarcasm? Or is that not what you want.
User avatar #192 to #2 - walkingdisaster (07/02/2013) [-]
*The redditor who made this was doing the world a service
User avatar #199 to #192 - spikethedragon (07/02/2013) [-]
His comment was directed towards the person regardless.
#8 to #2 - atomschlumpf (07/01/2013) [-]
here, have it without the ****** watermark
#28 to #8 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
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here have it slightly altered.
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User avatar #89 to #88 - sanguinesolitude (07/02/2013) [-]
dont flag it fagget
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User avatar #91 to #90 - sanguinesolitude (07/02/2013) [-]
if ur ess wuz a chenese restrant id hav teh poopoo pletter
User avatar #243 to #91 - neenshah (07/02/2013) [-]
tuh dorra for da can? WAHT?
User avatar #78 to #28 - PadreRasta (07/01/2013) [-]
Would you show this to your mother?
User avatar #79 to #78 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
i'd show his thumb to your mother
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#81 - josieabby (07/01/2013) [-]
>350lb beastlady checking out in my lane at grocery store
>loud as **** cussing on her cell phone and children all around hearing it
>wheezing while she unloads her cart because she won't put down her phone
>gets pissed when I ask a question because I interrupt her call
>steady being loud and rude. people behind her rolling their eyes
>has ******** of produce. doesn't look like she's eaten anything healthy in her life.
>not paying attention to me because "guuuuuurl" on phone "ain't need to be puttin' up with dat **** no mo and need to kick his ass to the ************ curb"
>MFW I hold my thumb down on the scale as I weigh each piece of her ******* of produce.
#226 to #81 - ncgal (07/02/2013) [-]
You just made my day!   
   
Thank you.  I really needed this laugh.
You just made my day!

Thank you. I really needed this laugh.
User avatar #161 to #81 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/02/2013) [-]
Chances are she wasn't paying for it anyway because she probably is on food stamps. Still good move, I did that too.
User avatar #152 to #81 - iamsteeze (07/02/2013) [-]
as a grocery store employee, i can relate to this enough to login and thumb. YOU are a real hero sir.
#121 to #81 - retris (07/02/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one to take those extra couple cents of revenge
I thought I was the only one to take those extra couple cents of revenge
#48 - stoffanator (07/01/2013) [-]
my dad was ecstatic when he became eligible for the senior discount, one of the benefits of being jewish
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#93 to #48 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Einige Juden sind schmutzig Tiere. Aber es gibt einige, die nicht sind böse. Zum Beispiel Jon Stewart. Er ist ein guter Kerl
User avatar #95 to #93 - thejgwentworth (07/02/2013) [-]
Jesus anon. I do however agree about Jon Stewart. Auf wiedersehen unbekannt
#244 to #93 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Nice try google translate.
User avatar #87 to #48 - ericzxvc (07/02/2013) [-]
*The only benefit
#96 to #87 - stoffanator (07/02/2013) [-]
check your privilege
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#59 to #48 - walkerjam (07/01/2013) [-]
I always read that as [Jewing internally] first....
I always read that as [Jewing internally] first....
#57 - vegetatheprince (07/01/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk front page is actually good today?

This is a treat.
#201 to #57 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
******* great day to be alive
#41 - weenieandthebutt (07/01/2013) [-]
The deepest thing I've read all week.
#66 to #12 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
What is that?
User avatar #150 to #66 - newmanchamp (07/02/2013) [-]
Tis a worm under a microscope.
User avatar #32 to #12 - buttcleaner (07/01/2013) [-]
that worm still unsettles me to this day
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#3 - goll (07/01/2013) [-]
as a fellow service industry worker i salute you
#13 to #3 - farnsworthphd (07/01/2013) [-]
someone say slow clap?
someone say slow clap?
#39 to #13 - pinna (07/01/2013) [-]
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#185 - zionsype (07/02/2013) [-]
MFW I read it as "Senor Discount"
User avatar #29 - fuzzypickles (07/01/2013) [-]
Kill em with kindness
User avatar #97 to #29 - samjamfan (07/02/2013) [-]
just name your knife "kindness"
User avatar #149 to #97 - redscorp (07/02/2013) [-]
Or your machinegun...
User avatar #1 - Nightelfbane (07/01/2013) [-]
thats not anything to feel bad about
User avatar #146 to #1 - fuckingtrolls (07/02/2013) [-]
More centaur porn pls
User avatar #7 to #1 - pawnman ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
shes getting closer to death
User avatar #11 to #7 - Nightelfbane (07/01/2013) [-]
wasnt talking about her feelings
User avatar #15 to #1 - didactus (07/01/2013) [-]
For women, it's terrifying to know that people think you're getting old.
User avatar #17 to #15 - Nightelfbane (07/01/2013) [-]
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT HER FEELINGS
User avatar #18 to #17 - didactus (07/01/2013) [-]
But, where does it say OP is feeling bad?
User avatar #19 to #18 - Nightelfbane (07/01/2013) [-]
I dont know

maybe the meme he used
User avatar #20 to #19 - didactus (07/01/2013) [-]
isn't it called confession bear, not feel bear?
#30 to #19 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
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he is confessing something he did that is somewhat ethically questionable. I agree it barely fits the meme, but it does fit.

You rarely get real confession bears like the dude who admitted murdering a person and was arrested. < pic of his confession bear. thats a real goddamn use of the meme.
User avatar #34 to #30 - schneidend (07/01/2013) [-]
The guy you made that one actually got arrested?

X Doubt
#38 to #36 - schneidend (07/01/2013) [-]
This doesn't say anything about an arrest. The article even ends with a former FBI agent saying it would be tough to prove it or charge him with anything.

I was ready and willing to admit defeat, but no. Not this day!
User avatar #40 to #38 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
i mentioned that ^ up there

do i get half credit for being close?
#72 to #40 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
it's okay. the anons will always appreciate you. (:
User avatar #37 to #34 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
nvm he didnt get arrested, just investigated.

www.slate.com/blogs/crime/2013/04/10/confession_bear_murder_did_reddit_user_naratto_use_an_adviceanimals_meme.html

either way thats a good use of a confession bear.
#125 - molehasmoles (07/02/2013) [-]
Horrible use of this meme.
#126 to #125 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Horrible, but at least semi correct. Better than a lot of people do these days.
#127 to #126 - molehasmoles (07/02/2013) [-]
This is confession bear, does that sound like a confession even slightly? No. Also, look at the poor bastard, he looks really sad, and I hardly think OP was sad after what he did, because that was a pure win.
#211 to #125 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
horrible meme.
#58 - SILENCEnight (07/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 - lusir (07/01/2013) [-]
you could have said this: "I am sorry madam, by the way that is a very nice dress (t-shirt, top, or whatever she was wearing), my grandma has the same one." This would upset her even more because:
1) It made her feel old
2) Some woman had the same dress as she did
User avatar #67 to #25 - xturboxx (07/01/2013) [-]
But that could sound as if you're trying to insult her. Just giving a senior discount means you assume she's old.
User avatar #173 - KazumaKyu (07/02/2013) [-]
I love how everyone expects a senior discount at the golf course I work at.

A senior discount. At a golf course.

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