Some Oil. This is a fancy description.. Except motor oil isn't commonly shoved up the man's anus. you are fabulous
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - settlwlvs
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Except motor oil isn't commonly shoved up the man's anus.
User avatar #35 to #1 - hor
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(07/01/2013) [-]
You're right, it goes in our vagina.
User avatar #9 to #1 - angelodlt
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Anons i think he said anus cause men dont have vaginas to stick motor oil up
#5 to #1 - anon id: e872b25b
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(07/01/2013) [-]
neither is a tampon...
#16 to #1 - anon id: 50f2bff8
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(07/01/2013) [-]
maybe they stick penis in oil bottle?
#108 to #1 - anon id: b4283458
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(07/02/2013) [-]
then you arnt using it right
#134 to #1 - iamphoenix
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(07/02/2013) [-]
'commonly'

Commonly never got me off, my friend.
#232 to #1 - anon id: d454ec2e
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Do you even know how to tampon?
#63 to #1 - debramster
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(07/01/2013) [-]
We should change that.
#3 to #1 - falcke
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(07/01/2013) [-]
That's what you think!
#77 to #1 - pikininja
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Tampons aren't usually shoved up anuses either.
Tampons aren't usually shoved up anuses either.
#168 to #1 - falconxmard
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(07/02/2013) [-]
You're right.


Olive oil is definitely the better option.
User avatar #14 to #1 - majormoron
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(07/01/2013) [-]
**** you talking about brah?

Oil is the only thing up politicians asses.
#20 to #1 - funnyjunkelite
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(07/01/2013) [-]
"commonly"
User avatar #28 to #1 - TheTurnbull
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(07/01/2013) [-]
.... How is it used then?
#233 to #1 - thelonegodilla
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(07/12/2013) [-]
"Commonly"
#143 to #1 - saladtongsofdeath
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(07/02/2013) [-]
keyword: commonly
#198 to #1 - shosen
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(07/02/2013) [-]
....Yet
User avatar #226 to #1 - sinonyx
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(07/02/2013) [-]
i like how you said 'commonly'
#130 to #1 - jakfriggen
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User avatar #55 to #1 - kabuthefox
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(07/01/2013) [-]
think ur using ur motor oil wrong than
User avatar #23 to #1 - lolollo
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(07/01/2013) [-]
You're right, it goes into the mode of transportation that's responsible for getting you to and from your job, which pays the rent, food, and the little bit of cotton that goes in your bum.

It's a matter of importance.
#50 to #23 - jazzyietheferret
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(07/01/2013) [-]
You forgot the $$$ we need for getting the hoo-haas.
User avatar #54 to #1 - buttholee
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(07/01/2013) [-]
What, you don't?
#7 to #1 - anon id: bbcdc288
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(07/01/2013) [-]
...nor are tampons shoved up a woman's anus...right?
#37 to #7 - anon id: 3abf2515
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(07/01/2013) [-]
drunken accidents can do and will happen
User avatar #177 to #37 - rhiaanor
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(07/02/2013) [-]
commas can't don't and won't happen
User avatar #192 to #1 - leeroyjenkinsfan
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Neither is the tampon up the women's anus.
User avatar #197 to #192 - cocoman
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Except motor oil isn't commonly shoved up the man's vagina.
fixed?
#4 to #1 - anon id: e872b25b
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(07/01/2013) [-]
neither is a tampon...
User avatar #122 to #1 - mlpokeyuan
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(07/02/2013) [-]
i read commonly as "completely."
User avatar #2 to #1 - yunnie
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(07/01/2013) [-]
not with that attitude
User avatar #73 to #2 - failtolawl
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Well if you use oil it will go easier, right?
#24 to #2 - megashot
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(07/01/2013) [-]
and here we have a perfectly good example of a terribly overused joke
and here we have a perfectly good example of a terribly overused joke
#66 to #24 - furiousmarshmellow
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(07/01/2013) [-]
And here we have a perfectly good example of an idiot.
And here we have a perfectly good example of an idiot.
#147 to #24 - drosenblum
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#65 to #24 - challos **User deleted account**
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(07/01/2013) [-]
haha omg i agree, did not deserve the 15 red thumbs
#144 to #65 - funnyjernk
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(07/02/2013) [-]
OOOOOOOOOH the irony
User avatar #91 to #65 - redcookiemonster
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Same fag, different account. #YOLO
#116 to #91 - folkflunky
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(07/02/2013) [-]
MFW ******* hashtag in FJ
#184 to #116 - botherandbefuddle
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User avatar #185 to #184 - huszti
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(07/02/2013) [-]
didn't people say the same about facebook not too long ago?
User avatar #187 to #185 - botherandbefuddle
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(07/02/2013) [-]
No idea.
#18 - fusrogusta
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(07/01/2013) [-]
mfw tampon eisle
#62 to #18 - anon id: 5f945bc5
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(07/01/2013) [-]
nope that's an easel.

Did you mean Eisel
#33 - chiktikkavaspaus
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(07/01/2013) [-]
So she comes home with olive oil.
So she comes home with olive oil.
#151 to #33 - bdowns
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#83 - Mesmus
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(07/01/2013) [-]
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #2619560 at Friendly ** what she comes back with
#100 to #83 - anon id: 8f8ef007
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(07/02/2013) [-]
excuse*
#84 to #83 - StinkyCheese
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#86 to #84 - StinkyCheese
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#87 to #86 - StinkyCheese
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#101 to #87 - justakewldewd
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Excuse me, Princess!
#173 to #87 - scottsummers
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Princess!
#128 to #84 - anon id: fc677fae
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Oh yes! I do enjoy cookies with my tea!
#131 to #128 - anon id: fc677fae
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Do you really? That's marvelous! I have Dominoes right here!
#25 - lizardonfire
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Maybe she is searching in the wrong eisle
#88 to #25 - anon id: 63f4e3cd
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(07/01/2013) [-]
eisle? Either you typoed or I wanna know where you're from
User avatar #6 - thatscrewedupkid
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(07/01/2013) [-]
how hard is it to know what oil to get. quaker state high milage 5w30 and a fram tough guard TG3387A
#12 to #6 - anon id: 51b85b1e
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Wix>Fram
#31 to #6 - anon id: 374925c4
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Fram Tough Guard are junk cans.

Quaker state isn't doing too well for itself either(too high a paraffin content)
User avatar #42 to #6 - TigerShark
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(07/01/2013) [-]
If i put quaker state 5W-30 in my audi, the engine would be destroyed in under 1000 miles
User avatar #138 to #42 - thatscrewedupkid
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(07/02/2013) [-]
1996 olds cutlas ciera with a 3.6L V6 and 130k miles
User avatar #75 to #42 - jurto
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Wait. At the gas station I only have the choice of 95 or 98 (octane). What the hell are you talking about?
User avatar #79 to #75 - halfi
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(07/01/2013) [-]
They're talking about Oil not Gasoline
#15 to #6 - Kingsteveooo
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(07/01/2013) [-]
5w30 for your engine maybe. Different vehicles require different oils.    
Also varies on where you live, the viscosity of the oil you will need especially for colder temperatures.
5w30 for your engine maybe. Different vehicles require different oils.
Also varies on where you live, the viscosity of the oil you will need especially for colder temperatures.
#19 to #15 - optimussum
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you guys are on about
User avatar #22 to #19 - lolollo
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(07/01/2013) [-]
"You can't just pick a brand off the shelf! That kind might give you a rash while this brand feels like you're shoving sandpaper in your yoohoo."

Hence the joke...
#27 to #22 - guu
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(07/01/2013) [-]
"in your yoohoo".   
Oh god.
"in your yoohoo".
Oh god.
#133 - josieabby
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I feel better now.
User avatar #199 to #133 - DoktorHax
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(07/02/2013) [-]
thanks. that was hurting my brain.
#120 - Dakafal
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The general manager at my restaurant is an annoying middle-aged woman, who hates when the guys in the kitchen imply she doesn't know something because she's a woman. One day she pulls up in the parking lot in the back, where we're all on break. Her cars engine sounded like it was in its death throes due to lack of oil. My manager and I ask her if she needs one of us to get her some oil. She gives us attitude and says she was already going to pick up some on her way home from work (which was a lie). We knew she was full of **** so we started asking her questions like which brand she normally gets and how many quarts it takes etc. What she told us was "I just get what's on sale, and to be safe I like to fill it up all the way to the cap." We could hardly contain our laughter, but went along with it. So we apologized for assuming she didn't know what she was doing and yadda yadda, and went back inside, with her looking all smug. The next day she was driving her husbands car, as she had blown her engine up. We didn't think she would actually try filling the oil up to the cap.

<our faces when she told us what she did.
User avatar #126 to #120 - infedel
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(07/02/2013) [-]
i hate it when people like her pull that ****.
#148 - shroomftw
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(07/02/2013) [-]
*joke about america invading the aisle because of oil*
#166 to #148 - unclaimedusername
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(07/02/2013) [-]
*Random ass unnecessary joke about the Soviet Union*
#178 to #166 - bvsfang
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Polite British military with tea post
User avatar #104 - thejgwentworth
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Finally a joke for men that isn't about pokemon or some anime ****.