Some Oil. This is a fancy description.. Except motor oil isn't commonly shoved up the man's anus. you are fabulous
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User avatar #1 - settlwlvs (07/01/2013) [+] (42 replies)
Except motor oil isn't commonly shoved up the man's anus.
#18 - fusrogusta (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw tampon eisle
#33 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So she comes home with olive oil.
So she comes home with olive oil.
#83 - Mesmus (07/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #2619560 at Friendly ** what she comes back with
#25 - lizardonfire (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe she is searching in the wrong eisle
User avatar #6 - thatscrewedupkid (07/01/2013) [+] (11 replies)
how hard is it to know what oil to get. quaker state high milage 5w30 and a fram tough guard TG3387A
#19 to #15 - optimussum (07/01/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you guys are on about
#133 - josieabby (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I feel better now.
#120 - Dakafal (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The general manager at my restaurant is an annoying middle-aged woman, who hates when the guys in the kitchen imply she doesn't know something because she's a woman. One day she pulls up in the parking lot in the back, where we're all on break. Her cars engine sounded like it was in its death throes due to lack of oil. My manager and I ask her if she needs one of us to get her some oil. She gives us attitude and says she was already going to pick up some on her way home from work (which was a lie). We knew she was full of **** so we started asking her questions like which brand she normally gets and how many quarts it takes etc. What she told us was "I just get what's on sale, and to be safe I like to fill it up all the way to the cap." We could hardly contain our laughter, but went along with it. So we apologized for assuming she didn't know what she was doing and yadda yadda, and went back inside, with her looking all smug. The next day she was driving her husbands car, as she had blown her engine up. We didn't think she would actually try filling the oil up to the cap.

<our faces when she told us what she did.
#148 - shroomftw (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
*joke about america invading the aisle because of oil*
User avatar #104 - thejgwentworth (07/02/2013) [-]
Finally a joke for men that isn't about pokemon or some anime **** .
User avatar #112 - victoryismine (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)

I feel like punching a wall.
#119 - inkythesquid (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW "Eisle"
#150 - vorack **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Jesus Free Wheeling Christ, I need a drink after seeing that...

Jesus Free Wheeling Christ, I need a drink after seeing that...
#174 - zzzanzitron (07/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
her fw
her fw
User avatar #114 - csonosky (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
did you pick him some blinker fluid
User avatar #109 - zomaru (07/02/2013) [-]
If a guy is telling you to pick up oil, chances are he will tell you the exact kind to get.
#32 - zaggystirdust (07/01/2013) [+] (35 replies)
but oil goes into cars

Tampons go into hoo-has

So yeah, they'res a difference
User avatar #111 - euthyphro (07/02/2013) [-]
My first thought was olive oil. I ******* love that stuff.

You'll have to forgive me, I'm an Italian living in Canada -- and I love to cook.
#60 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #67 to #60 - jalthelas (07/01/2013) [-]
No, I'm actually 90% positive it's 'eisle'.

Trust me, I'm an egineer.
#102 - unclegrumpybastard (07/02/2013) [-]
did she say regular...or....heavy flow.....
did she say regular...or....heavy flow.....
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