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>be on the bus to school
>sitting with my leg in a ****** up way
>15-20 min later
>the bus is right outside the school
>there are several busses so about 100 students walk in the same direction
>as i get up from my seat my leg feels like what a tv looks like with no signal
>i manage to get to the backdoor of the bus
>as i reach the stairs my leg starts to fail
>first and second step reached
>then at the third step my leg just stop working
>i fall and almost fist a girl right in the face
i almost faceplant right into the ground but my trusty hand saves me
>everyone behind me stopped and stared at me, not giving a **** that a guy might be hurt
>i slowly get up and people are still staring and i stare back
>we stand there, me and maybe 20 people looking at me and me looking back
> i give them a thumb up while looking confused as ****
>then i see a guy giving me a thumb back and everyone starts to move again
>to this day i still do not know why nobody helped me
pic related, its almost the guy's face when thumbing me back
also can relate
>typical day in 4th or 5th grade
>walking out to recess in a line
>kid in front of me, talking with his hands, hits me clean in the eye
>I start crying, everyone stares and has no idea what happened
>get sent to nurse, lay down for a bit
>go back to recess after I feel better
>get stopped by monitor and ask if I was in the class that was in trouble
>still have to wait in place as punishment for whatever we did even though I got hurt
skip ahead a few years and the same bitch monitor turned out to be in my highschool
"fist a girl right in the face"
what's that called again?
fisting a girl in the face.
well played sir
>running in gym
>sometimes if i work out to hard i black out
>tired as **** but keep running
>black out and fall
>everyone is still running and the gym teacher is talking to random person
>notice i have a bloody leg from the fall
>ask gym teacher if i can get a band aid
>tells me to go to the nurse and that i am a slacker for trying to get out of running.
Can also relate
>Final year of University
>Literally couple months ago
>woke up in bed (Duh)
>Leg is pinned under me
>Get static feeling in leg
>Get out of bed
>Put non static feeling leg out first
>Doing well so far
>Put Static leg out next
>Nothing there what so ever
>Fold back on myself at the knee
>Fell faster than Jimmy Savile's Pants in an Orphanage
>Try to get back up instantly, nothing doing
>Lay on the floor, trapped in my room for a full 10 minutes, laughing at myself
>Leg slowly wakes back up
>Turns out i broke my toe in the original fall
He might not know or care that you black out from overworking your body, but bleeding is like the universal school mayday.
You'd think that, but some teachers just want a reason to hate kids. I remember I got stabbed in the leg in 6th grade (...by myself. Accidental. Long story..), and I was bleeding profusely, and the teacher told me I wasn't allowed to go to the nurse until I finished my work sheet. Blood was running down my leg and pooling at my foot the entire time. I almost passed out on my way to the nurse's office, later. Fun times...
we've got time to read bro, how did you stab yourself in the leg?
When a tv does that it's Static
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