How I'd kill Superman. . SUPERMA. Well, his super body is as strong as his strength, that would be the same as a normal human attempting to rip open your own ribcage, good luck with that.
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How I'd kill Superman

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User avatar #3 - bluenapalm (07/01/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Well, his super body is as strong as his strength, that would be the same as a normal human attempting to rip open your own ribcage, good luck with that.
User avatar #12 - bakinboy ONLINE (07/01/2013) [+] (51 replies)
kryptonite boxing gloves
#16 to #12 - ProperInsanityWolf (07/01/2013) [-]
and then he just stand 50 feet away and heat blasts your ass   
only batman is capable of taking out superman
and then he just stand 50 feet away and heat blasts your ass
only batman is capable of taking out superman
#59 - parrobmx (07/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But how did you get him naked to paint him in the first place?
#50 - jalthelas (07/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I would kidnap fairy god parents and harness their power, then turn Superman's dick into kryptonite.

Every time he became aroused, the kryptonite would increase in amount, weakening him further.

He won't be able to have sex or masturbate anymore, and I doubt he'd try to dismember his unit, so he'll end up killing himself for me.
#74 to #72 - jalthelas (07/02/2013) [-]
Just ******* go with it, okay?
#102 - zombiefied (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
saved
User avatar #1 - badgertime (07/01/2013) [-]
thats ****** hilarious.
#103 - himommy (07/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - gammajk (07/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't get what the **** is going on in the last few panels.
#109 - masterboll (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
someone needs help and this faggot just laughs
#70 - DjRicky (07/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
**DjRicky rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Potato Land ** i dont get it
User avatar #86 to #70 - xXLawlietXx (07/02/2013) [-]
He's implying that he painted Superman's suit on his body, so that when he would rip open the suits to get to his costume, he was actually ripping through his own body.
User avatar #67 - zomaru (07/02/2013) [+] (36 replies)
Kryptonite bullets?
#60 - needsmorecontent (07/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sum up the comments, argument barman vs superman, some interesting stuff in between.
#167 - undeadwill (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Saw theme

Hello Clark,
You have spent your life as the man of steel, superman protector of all that is free and good
You have put your life on line for those who have never deserved it refusing to allow them to save themselves
Tonight I want to change all of that and will give you a choice, to walk away and allow humanity to choice to live
I want to play a game
In the park before you someone is calling for help, your help. But do they want your help or need your absence to survive?
If so put on your outfit and save them
Or you can leave the to save themselves
The choice is yours, superman, live or die
Let the games begin
User avatar #21 - poxylady (07/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What if you ground up kryptonyte and released it into the air he breathes? I've been thinking that since I was, like, 8.
User avatar #23 to #21 - megatrollinator (07/01/2013) [-]
Lana Lang actually did that in one comic. Superman had the Toyman clean the air, and in exchange, Toyman gets a date with Power Girl
#113 - deadmuerto (07/02/2013) [-]
OP always
+3
#104 - mvtjets has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#127 - zourch (07/02/2013) [-]
ahem ... *clothes paint
#7 - deletedfortrips (07/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
fight him in a cave! no sunlight..

maybe drug him like jigsaw from saw would. booom
User avatar #25 to #7 - megatrollinator (07/01/2013) [-]
Superman's Solar Energy is stored in his cells, similar to a Solar Panel. It can be used up over time, but the process is slow unless he takes physical damage or exerts his powers.
#130 - jdsalenger (07/02/2013) [-]
Besides bad guys and Batman who would want to kill Superman in such a cruel meaningless way?! He is a nice caring guy.
User avatar #6 - foelkera ONLINE (07/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
2) Bullets made out of Kryptonite
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