How I'd kill Superman. . SUPERMA. Well, his super body is as strong as his strength, that would be the same as a normal human attempting to rip open your own ribcage, good luck with that. my thoughts on Superman
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#59 - parrobmx (07/01/2013) [-]
But how did you get him naked to paint him in the first place?
User avatar #82 to #59 - sageamacuhms (07/02/2013) [-]
Maybe he was wearing his actual superman suit and was asleep. Than he painted the superman suit into his clark kent suit.
#96 to #59 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
But how do you get him naked?
#110 to #59 - sewtse (07/02/2013) [-]
"Excuse me Mr Clark, does this smell like morphine to you?"
#50 - jalthelas (07/01/2013) [-]
I would kidnap fairy god parents and harness their power, then turn Superman's dick into kryptonite.

Every time he became aroused, the kryptonite would increase in amount, weakening him further.

He won't be able to have sex or masturbate anymore, and I doubt he'd try to dismember his unit, so he'll end up killing himself for me.
#182 to #50 - luqmanr (07/02/2013) [-]
Dude, that's the wrong color.
#157 to #50 - drewhamster (07/02/2013) [-]
Did you say fairy god parents?
#72 to #50 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Your dick doesn't actually increase in mass. it just stretches out and fills with blood
#74 to #72 - jalthelas (07/02/2013) [-]
Just ******* go with it, okay?
#102 - zombiefied (07/02/2013) [-]
saved
User avatar #107 to #102 - paradox (07/02/2013) [-]
your user name is quite appropriate for this post.
User avatar #3 - bluenapalm (07/01/2013) [-]
Well, his super body is as strong as his strength, that would be the same as a normal human attempting to rip open your own ribcage, good luck with that.
#43 to #3 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
Except for the fact that he used only two fingers to rip a hole in his arm for doctors to make an injection. I'm fairly certain he could easily rip open his own ribcage.
god, superman fans ALWAYS make him out to be more OP than he really is.
User avatar #8 to #3 - angelious (07/01/2013) [-]
superman actually did kill himself once by ripping his chest open...but it was just a stupid plot device to give them a reason on why darkseid managed to take over earth
#4 to #3 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
Wait...you mean you CANT rip open your own ribcage?LOL EVERYONE THIS GUY CANT OPEN UP HIS OWN RIBCAGE
User avatar #10 to #4 - thelastamerican (07/01/2013) [-]
What a pansy.
#179 to #4 - luqmanr (07/02/2013) [-]
Gif related
Gif related
#115 to #4 - hallowedfrogg (07/02/2013) [-]
Good goin, Anon
#172 to #4 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
that incredibly painful feel when you get 536 thumbs... and you forgot to log in.
#190 to #172 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
implying I give a ****
#100 to #4 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
I laughed more than I should have..
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User avatar #12 - bakinboy (07/01/2013) [-]
kryptonite boxing gloves
User avatar #41 to #12 - xtwinblade (07/01/2013) [-]
kryptonite bullets
User avatar #47 to #41 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
kryptonite dildoes
#128 to #41 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Except, you know "faster than a speeding bullet..."
User avatar #187 to #128 - xtwinblade (07/02/2013) [-]
but the kryptonite stops his powers, so you know. He cant dodge a bullet without super speed.
#68 to #12 - kidsquicker (07/02/2013) [-]
Cats, man. His one true weakness.
Cats, man. His one true weakness.
#16 to #12 - ProperInsanityWolf (07/01/2013) [-]
and then he just stand 50 feet away and heat blasts your ass   
only batman is capable of taking out superman
and then he just stand 50 feet away and heat blasts your ass
only batman is capable of taking out superman
User avatar #22 to #16 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
there is no way batman could realistically beat superman

sure he is smart, doesnt matter, super man is way overpowered.
User avatar #31 to #22 - ScottP (07/01/2013) [-]
Superman is also super-smart. Probably smarter than Batman.
User avatar #24 to #22 - megatrollinator (07/01/2013) [-]
Batman has devised a number of ways to kill EVERY member of the Justice League, including himself.
User avatar #26 to #24 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
batman would be easy to kill. machine gun.

superman is nearly invincible, superspeed, could literally rip any human limb from limb, could kill with a finger flick, heat vision, etc.

smarts only count so far when facing overwhelming power.

batman has kryptonite, fly away, heat vision the kryptonite.
User avatar #29 to #26 - megatrollinator (07/01/2013) [-]
Batman's methods for killing Superman:
1) Laser Cannon with a Kryptonite Focusing Crystal (Meaning the beam is infused with Kryptonite Radiation)
2) A Thermal cannon that mimics the effects of Red Sunlight (The only type that can burn Superman's skin)
3) Zattana Magic (Superman is vulnerable to the effects of Magic)
User avatar #33 to #29 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
laser cannon, destroy it before it can shoot. (obviously this only works if you know and it doesnt kill him by surprise)
thermal cannon. see above.
Zattana magic, luckily batman isnt magic.

User avatar #42 to #33 - kousei ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
your first two counters entirely depend on firing rate. Honestly, this debate is pointless due to the lack of context. In a context where Batman planned to kill Superman I'm sure Batman would win. In a context where Superman planned to kill Batman I'm sure Superman would win. In the event of a spontaneous fight I'd leave it to a coin toss, all depending on circumstance.
User avatar #46 to #42 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
in a random fight it would be superman immediately. Without preparation what could batman do? for that matter without kryptonite what could he do?

superman could kill batman in a thousand ways, batman has only kryptonite or bizarre technology that could even hurt superman.
User avatar #57 to #46 - kousei ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
I Disagree, I may be mistaken but I believe Batman carries Kryptonite with him, just tucked away so it can't hurt Superman. Even then Batman is a crafty person and highly trained in stealth so he may be able to escape into a more favorable position.

Alternatively, as was noted, Superman has a greater power so given significant levels of spontaneity he could easily rip Batman in half.

I stand by my statement of, it depends on circumstances.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
fair enough. batman is crafty but i think my problem is just superman is so OP. Stealth wise doesnt superman have xray vision, or was that oldschool superman.
User avatar #62 to #58 - kousei ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
oh, good point, i forgot about that. not sure how you'd get around that, but i'm sure there are a few circumstances that allow it.
User avatar #63 to #62 - sanguinesolitude (07/02/2013) [-]
assuming superman didnt mind colateral damage, he could just like grab a couple chunks of uranium and smash em together to create a nuclear explosion. Bye bye batsy.
User avatar #65 to #63 - kousei ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
long story short, circumstances decide this fight.
#75 to #65 - theasguard (07/02/2013) [-]
No, as stated several ******* times, batman can only possibly win in like 2 possible ways. That by no means is circumstantial, Batman would need lots of time to prepare. Given any random encounter other than batman preparing for months in advance Superman would destroy Batman outright with absolutely no chance for Batman to win.
Superman has speed, power, indestructibility, all of which would overpower any form or smarts or money any given day, ever.
User avatar #80 to #75 - kousei ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
check back a little ways, i believe i noted Batman's habit of carrying around Krytonite, Superman's weakness. This is definate, the circumstances could greatly affect his ability to use it, whether giving the opportunity, or taking it away. Also, a note, there are ways of escaping long enough to reach those two end game techniques.

You are too close, looking only at a short all out fight, not Batman's strength, only Superman's. I'm standing back and going "If these two were trying to kill each other..." yadda yadda yadda. Short game, Superman wins, long haul, Batman. This is my opinion, these are my reasons, deal with it.
User avatar #81 to #80 - theasguard (07/02/2013) [-]
No I am not, if for any reason what-so-ever needed to kill one another there is one critical fact. Bat man in the end is just a smart ass human the end, just because comic's stupid ass logic of "batman somehow carries around superman's weakness without him knowing or caring" makes it seems like he'd have a change, long before batman could even reach for it he'd be dead.
What you are proving with your whole "long term" thing, is that it is not circumstantial in any way except if batman could prepare without superman knowing for months in advance.
User avatar #88 to #81 - kousei ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Wrong, first off Superman knows Batman has it, and encourages it with the dangers that he could cause if he were to turn evil.

Second, Batman has the end game tools ready, it's just a matter of getting to them and setting them up.

Third, the bat-suit is armored and would give sufficient protection to retain consciousness after clipping blow if not a full center shot.

Fourth, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize if you are carrying a precautionary measure against someone of Superman's capability you'd better have that within damn easy reach.

Given this information, circumstances play a damned vital role in this bout. Now for the love of god use your brain and stop trying to suck off a fictional comic book character.
User avatar #91 to #88 - theasguard (07/02/2013) [-]
Not sucking off anyone, I hate them both very much. What I am simply saying is that if YOU would use your brain batman would have no chance, this is why comics suck so much most of the time, so many plot holes and stupid fans (literally stupidity) that they can get away with stupid plot devices and poor character design.
User avatar #94 to #91 - lunasmidnight **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]
Just gonna say this once, in a canon fight, batman has beaten superman.

That is all. *flies away*
User avatar #92 to #91 - kousei ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Wow, okay, thank you for the neon sign announcing your own idiocy. These aren't plot holes, they are filled in quite nicely. The good thing about comics is that in a single series they open and close everything, there are very few cross-series references and few of those are major enough to cause a plot hole and all that i know about, once again, are filled in nicely. Clearly you do not, and have not, read any comic books let alone series. So how are you at all qualified to talk on the subject.

for that matter, given your hatred for the art WHY are you talking on the subject at all? All you are accomplishing here is making yourself seem like a dumb a-hole. That's it.

Now, on your note about the "stupid fans" every fandom has those, all of them, no exceptions. honestly, name your fandom and i will find your retards, but also they have the good ones, like my friend from earlier. When I posed an objective view he countered it with an actually situation not something to the effect of "but supa-man is unvincible" (grammar intentional) Next time you try to say someone is wrong, back it up with solid evidence.
User avatar #108 to #92 - kousei ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
for some odd reason i can reply to dongtran directly, however if i may pose that would be no more a victory than not fighting at all (yes i realize that's the tactic) rather it hand the "victory" in this case to Batman due to Superman forfeiting, Batman would have no reason to follow Superman because his goal would be fulfilled(protecting Earth).
User avatar #105 to #92 - dongtran (07/02/2013) [-]
I mean if you gave bat man all the time he needs he would die of old aging. Superman can fly to the sun and stay there for 100 years and he would "beat" batman.
User avatar #189 to #58 - toosexyforyou (07/02/2013) [-]
Bro, don't even bother arguing with a Batman fanboy. They just make stuff up. It takes a really large amount of kryptonite to stop superman. He even beat kryptonite man in batman's body (meaning he beat a kryptonite batman). They're just going to draw their little fan comics and show you that as proof. Nothing that's cannon even hints to Batman standing a chance against Superman.
User avatar #32 to #29 - ScottP (07/01/2013) [-]
No outside help.
User avatar #53 to #32 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
superman could just keep a pocketful of marbles and fling them like supersonic bullets at batman.
User avatar #164 to #26 - Noblevillain (07/02/2013) [-]
Can we all agree though that Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite itself, but the knowledge of the presence of kryptonite? Cause it never seems to affect him until Lex pulls it out of his non-lead lined cotton jacket pocket.
User avatar #191 to #164 - sanguinesolitude (07/03/2013) [-]
that made me laugh
User avatar #89 to #24 - toosexyforyou (07/02/2013) [-]
Batman had plans to "defeat" every member of the Justice League, Batman doesn't kill people. I can't remember his name but someone WAY smarter than Batman stole his plans and made them lethal and still did not kill Superman. Just sit your fanboy ass down.
User avatar #184 to #89 - megatrollinator (07/02/2013) [-]
Ok then. If you're so smart, what was Batman's countermeasure for Himself?
#35 to #22 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
Batman beat Superman, along with the rest of the Justice League, in the comics. That's proof enough that he can win.
User avatar #55 to #35 - Darianvincent ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
Batman has never beaten Superman in canon. o.o
User avatar #37 to #35 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
it was illogical though. I get that in the comics he wins, but there is no way that would happen if it were real life... which i do realize is a retarded argument even as i type it.
#51 to #37 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
it is possible if batman knows supermans gone rogue and has time to plan and plus superman gives batman krptonite in the comics just because of that scenario.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
yeah, but even with kryptonite unless superman becomes retarded it would be easy to kill batman out of range of the kryptonite. Just pick up a rock and throw it at super speed, or throw a building at him, or burn him with heat vision. Or just fly straight at him at super speed so he is crushed, then limp away before the kryptonite hurts you too bad.

I dont like superman largely because he is overpowered, but since he is its just silly to think batman, a smart buff guy, is going to kill a near godlike invincible superman.
User avatar #111 to #22 - foxyloxxy (07/02/2013) [-]
the only thing that could kill superman is martian manhunter
#79 to #16 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
And also Doomsday, who uh...actually ******* did it.
#171 to #16 - hazellekat (07/02/2013) [-]
he's dancing in sync with my music O.O
User avatar #93 to #16 - amybouzaglo (07/02/2013) [-]
are you forgetting about goku?
User avatar #185 to #93 - megatrollinator (07/02/2013) [-]
Superman is WAY stronger than Goku
User avatar #45 to #16 - ilovehitler (07/01/2013) [-]
I think the Flash would be capable. I mean, he can pretty much stop time by running fast enough. I'm sure he would be able to get a piece of kryptonite and shank superman with it before he even knows what's going to happen.
User avatar #64 to #45 - asasqw (07/02/2013) [-]
The flash would be able to but all superman needs to do is manage to get in the air before flash can reach him. If superman gets airborne he can just leave the planet then blow it up from orbit.
User avatar #186 to #45 - megatrollinator (07/02/2013) [-]
Sorry man, but it's be shown that Superman is as fast as the Flash, maybe even Faster
#103 - himommy (07/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - gammajk ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
I don't get what the **** is going on in the last few panels.
#11 to #9 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
Superman was apparently sleeping in his supersuit, guy painted suit on him, Superman goes to expose supersuit only to expose his organs.
#19 to #9 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
Other anon explained it weird. Superman was sleeping on a bench, probably waiting for his bus. This guy stripped him naked and painted a suit on him. Superman typically rips his suit open to reveal his uniform underneath, but he wasn't wearing a suit, so he ripped his own chest open.
#61 to #19 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
DIS ***** RIGHT HERE

gj anon
User avatar #162 to #19 - megusters ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Just the tops.
#109 - masterboll (07/02/2013) [-]
someone needs help and this faggot just laughs
User avatar #112 to #109 - SuperHyperCrazy (07/02/2013) [-]
he was the one crying for help
#123 to #112 - notorius (07/02/2013) [-]
the joke is in the hu
#165 to #109 - strangesir (07/02/2013) [-]
huehue huhu
huehue huhu
User avatar #67 - zomaru ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Kryptonite bullets?
User avatar #69 to #67 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
He's faster than bullets anyhow.. he could just dodge them.
User avatar #76 to #69 - Vuumbleman (07/02/2013) [-]
Not if you're careful about it. If you can keep him from finding out about the kryptonite bullets that is. Since he's pretty impervious to most bullets he may decide to just take the shot instead of moving out of the way. That way there's no chance of the bullet hitting anybody else. If you can get him to take the shot under that premise, then you could kill him. Just make sure you've got multiple bullets.
User avatar #118 to #76 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
but superman can tell when he is near kryptonite, he can feel it draining on him or whatever
User avatar #141 to #118 - Vuumbleman (07/02/2013) [-]
Lead blocks its effects, so you'd need the gun to have some amount of lead in it.
User avatar #143 to #141 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
but when the bullet left the end of the barrel he would feel it, and would then get out of the way, he has lightspeed reaction times
User avatar #145 to #143 - Vuumbleman (07/02/2013) [-]
If he can feel the effects of the Kryptonite, then he's lost his powers.
User avatar #147 to #145 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
good point
User avatar #150 to #147 - Vuumbleman (07/02/2013) [-]
Also, Superman's powers can be transfered to other people if both the person and Superman are touching and struck by lightning or another powerful source of electricity. In some versions the power transfer was permanent and in others it was a temporary effect.
User avatar #152 to #150 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
that's interesting, though i don't see how it's relevant
User avatar #156 to #152 - Vuumbleman (07/02/2013) [-]
I consider it a weakness, like Kryptonite.
User avatar #78 to #76 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
You're right.
User avatar #99 to #76 - Zeigh ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Except for the part where if batman had to use it superman would have to be pretty bad and if he's that bad he probably would just super speed up to batman in the blink of an eye and punch his head off.
#84 to #67 - kjftiger (07/02/2013) [-]
That was Batman's backup plan if Superman were to ever "turn".
Just trick him into thinking he was saving someone who was about to jump off a building and as soon as Superman got close enough, the guy shot him.
#175 to #84 - swagbot (07/02/2013) [-]
This is why Batman is the best superhero - his sole objective is making sure Justice reigns in the world, and he'll go to any insane and unthinkable lengths to achieve it.
User avatar #119 to #84 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
also, why would he be trying to save someone if he had "turned"?
User avatar #144 to #119 - kjftiger (07/02/2013) [-]
I just noticed this comment, I apologize but BAtman's plan did not involve saving someone it's just what was used in order to trick superman, he just created them in case the member's of the JLA turned
User avatar #114 to #84 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
only problem with that is that superman has > light speed reaction time and can move many times faster than light speed, so how the **** are you going to hit him with a bullet?
User avatar #121 to #114 - kjftiger (07/02/2013) [-]
But he also will do anything to save a life. Make him think he is helping someone on a roof top that is about to jump (and threatening to shoot himself) and as soon as superman is going in to save him, aim the gun and shoot.
User avatar #124 to #121 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
but bullet speed <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<lightspeed, superman could just grab the person and fly away immediately after seeing the gun fire
User avatar #129 to #124 - kjftiger (07/02/2013) [-]
Not when he isn;t expecting the gun to be used on him, but the person he is trying to save Superman Shot by a Kryptonite bullet
User avatar #131 to #129 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
cartoons are not canon, canonically, you cant hit superman with a bullet unless he allows you to, lightspeed reaction time and movement. lightspeed reaction time and movement. lightspeed reaction time and movement. it doesnt matter if the gun is pressed against the back of his head and he doesnt start moving until the bullet is about to leave the barrel, if he wants to get out of the way, he can
User avatar #132 to #131 - kjftiger (07/02/2013) [-]
It was based off of the comic "JLA: Tower of Babel" given it had been adapted.
All I am saying is that if anyone could find a way to do it, Batman could
User avatar #133 to #132 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
after a short google search, i found that in the comic: "Superman is exposed to a synthetic form of Kryptonite which had lasting effects on him, making his skin transparent and super-charging his powers to a degree that nearly made him explode." not shot with a kryptonite bullet
User avatar #134 to #133 - kjftiger (07/02/2013) [-]
Hence the adding of "given it was adapted", yet still his supersonic speed did not help him get away from Batman
User avatar #135 to #134 - kjftiger (07/02/2013) [-]
Err *light speed my bad
User avatar #136 to #134 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
it wasnt batman, it was Ra's al Ghul, and there was nothing to run away from, he wasnt shot, he just accidentally got too close to some synthetic kryptonite that overloaded his powers, there is nothing in there that any amount of speed would help you avoid
User avatar #139 to #136 - kjftiger (07/02/2013) [-]
It was Batman's plans that Ra's stole
User avatar #140 to #139 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
yes but he didnt need to get away from batman, you said he couldnt get away from batman
User avatar #142 to #140 - kjftiger (07/02/2013) [-]
I am saying that if it came to be, the one person who could actually stop Superman would be Batman and vise versa (excluding Doomsday)
User avatar #146 to #142 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
martian manhunter > superman
User avatar #148 to #146 - kjftiger (07/02/2013) [-]
In coolness as well as the usefulness part yes, but idk who would actually win in a fight
User avatar #151 to #148 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
Manhunter wins, they are equal in strength, and manhunter has all of supermans powers plus shapeshifting and becoming ethereal and regenerating from any ammount of remaining living material(he grew from a severed hand once) and mind ******* and i might be forgetting some, also, though manhunter is weak to fire it just hurts him, it doesnt take away his powers like kryptonite does to superman

P.S. I have enjoyed this discussion
User avatar #153 to #151 - kjftiger (07/02/2013) [-]
Idk if he could really **** with superman's mind though, unless I am wrong I thought superman's mind was impenetrable to mind attacks? So really Manhunter just has his morphing and ethereal abilities on him, as well as being one of the few people who could possibly put kryptonite inside of Superman's body
User avatar #158 to #153 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
i doubt he could totally dominate superman's mind, but he could at the very least make him focus on defending his mind, rendering him greatly disadvantaged in a simultaneous fistfight
User avatar #163 to #158 - kjftiger (07/02/2013) [-]
I was both right and wrong about my statement, he can only block hisduring the Silver/Bronze Age (Pre-Crisis) Superman era. So the modern Superman would not be able to resist mind attacks. In other words Manhunter would most likely win.
User avatar #97 to #84 - holycrapimacupcake (07/02/2013) [-]
That and he has 2 tons of the **** under his computer.
#60 - needsmorecontent (07/01/2013) [-]
Sum up the comments, argument barman vs superman, some interesting stuff in between.
User avatar #101 to #60 - alcoholicsemen (07/02/2013) [-]
superman could definitely beat an alcoholic
batman is cooler than superman
User avatar #90 to #60 - heroicvenom (07/02/2013) [-]
>barman

i did not think that superman would be a alcoholic
User avatar #1 - badgertime (07/01/2013) [-]
thats ****** hilarious.
#167 - undeadwill (07/02/2013) [-]
Saw theme

Hello Clark,
You have spent your life as the man of steel, superman protector of all that is free and good
You have put your life on line for those who have never deserved it refusing to allow them to save themselves
Tonight I want to change all of that and will give you a choice, to walk away and allow humanity to choice to live
I want to play a game
In the park before you someone is calling for help, your help. But do they want your help or need your absence to survive?
If so put on your outfit and save them
Or you can leave the to save themselves
The choice is yours, superman, live or die
Let the games begin
#180 to #167 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
If they need to be alone to survive, why call for help?

The right choice is to save them, and trying wont hurt, unless you meant he could just say **** everyone and leave and live alone.
User avatar #181 to #180 - undeadwill (07/02/2013) [-]
Did you even see the fourth movie?
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#117 to #104 - rambopotato (07/02/2013) [-]
i thought the joke of the comic was that he painted the suit on superman ? i dk lol
User avatar #116 to #104 - krnboy (07/02/2013) [-]
i think the joke went right over your head....he is not wearing a suit, he painted a suit over his body, so when he went to rip off his suit, he ripped off his skin/chest
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#127 - zourch ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
ahem ... *clothes paint
#113 - deadmuerto (07/02/2013) [-]
OP always
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User avatar #83 to #73 - genericnickname (07/02/2013) [-]
Superman is not actually wearing a suit. His body is just painted to look like he is wearing a suit. So when someone calls for help, he effectively just ripped his chest open.
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User avatar #86 to #70 - xXLawlietXx (07/02/2013) [-]
He's implying that he painted Superman's suit on his body, so that when he would rip open the suits to get to his costume, he was actually ripping through his own body.
#87 to #86 - DjRicky (07/02/2013) [-]
**DjRicky rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at What Stealth is to Deadpool ** thankyou sir for telling me that but someone else told me this already but thank you for being nice and telling me
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#161 - songemot ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
For some reason, ever since I saw Man of Steel, I just really wanted to see Project Freelancer take on General Zod. They'd probably lose, but their inhuman(e) strength, speed, fighting skill, teamwork, smarts (for some of them, anyway), and armor enhancements should at least make it a good fight.
User avatar #155 - spamalope (07/02/2013) [-]
Make kryptonite bullets and give them to a hitman, tell him to kill Klark Kent
#137 - triggathepirate (07/02/2013) [-]
I have had an elaborate plan to kill superman for a while.    
Please point out some flaws if need be, if good enough I might try to make a comic about it.   
   
&gt; Have house/ compound   
&gt; Make liquidized kryptonite, paint interior of room with it make outside lead.   
&gt; Set up tripwire inside, rig the door to dump kryptonite sludge on him   
&gt;kind of blinded I guess he stumbles into the tripwire   
&gt; Which triggers a mounted sawed off aimed at his head with kryptonite coated pellets into his face.   
&gt; and maybe blow the house up for good measure.   
It'll never work though.
I have had an elaborate plan to kill superman for a while.
Please point out some flaws if need be, if good enough I might try to make a comic about it.

> Have house/ compound
> Make liquidized kryptonite, paint interior of room with it make outside lead.
> Set up tripwire inside, rig the door to dump kryptonite sludge on him
>kind of blinded I guess he stumbles into the tripwire
> Which triggers a mounted sawed off aimed at his head with kryptonite coated pellets into his face.
> and maybe blow the house up for good measure.
It'll never work though.
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User avatar #166 to #154 - triggathepirate (07/02/2013) [-]
He'll hear it coming. And be on you before it closes the goddamn distance. Hell I don't know, the ******* make up rules as it goes along. Comics aren't fair anymore.
User avatar #170 to #166 - wallbuilder (07/02/2013) [-]
Supersonic rounds go faster than sound.
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User avatar #173 to #137 - rhiaanor ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
You'll have to prepare for batman, whenever superman is about to die it he always gets saved by batman. IN which case this wouldn't work.
#176 to #173 - bazda (07/02/2013) [-]
Most of the cases I've seen superman near death, Batman is directly responsible, lol.
#174 to #173 - triggathepirate (07/02/2013) [-]
I'd better not quit my day job then.
I'd better not quit my day job then.
#178 to #174 - bazda (07/02/2013) [-]
Watch Justice League: Doom. Much simpler tactic used (successfully).
User avatar #138 to #137 - triggathepirate (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh luring him into the house Is a diff story, i'd have to piss him off and intentionally "fess up" a location, and the lead room will make him suspect i'm hiding something he isn't meant to find. That thing is Death.
User avatar #6 - foelkera (07/01/2013) [-]
2) Bullets made out of Kryptonite
User avatar #13 to #6 - fuzzyballs (07/01/2013) [-]
...why not just put kryptonite in his immediate area?
#15 to #13 - yankeesfive (07/01/2013) [-]
The bullets would be lodged in him and there'd be no way to have an operation in time to get the bullet out because, you'd have to make a kryptonite scalpel to cut his skin, therefore he would bleed out by the time that they completed said scalpel and began operating.
User avatar #28 to #15 - embennett (07/01/2013) [-]
This happens in the JLA movie "Doom". Using Batman's contingency plan for if any of the JLA members goes rogue, Metallo shoots Superman on top of the Daily Planet with a kryptonite bullet. Cyborg uses a kryptonite scalpel lazer to remove the bullet from Superman.
#183 to #28 - yankeesfive (07/02/2013) [-]
Thats where I got all that from.
User avatar #14 to #13 - srskate (07/01/2013) [-]
He is

With bullets
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