fuck the field. dicklydo i choose you!. Find everything okay sir? Oh my yes young man, I' m putting them in my ass.. Who needs condoms to bananas. There is 0% risk of getting a banana STD. wut in the Butt
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User avatar #3 - yunablade (07/01/2013) [-]
Who needs condoms to **** bananas.

There is 0% risk of getting a banana STD.
#45 to #3 - asadffdsa (07/02/2013) [-]
Extra girth?
#17 to #3 - John Cena (07/01/2013) [-]
You can put lube on them and most likely eat them later
User avatar #4 to #3 - dillistone (07/01/2013) [-]
bananastd
User avatar #21 to #4 - srskate (07/01/2013) [-]
this aint tumblr
User avatar #54 to #3 - zombiefied (07/02/2013) [-]
lube
User avatar #60 to #3 - destaice (07/02/2013) [-]
Because of the poky black end on the banana you can put a little bit of toilet paper inside the condom before the banana. This will protect your anus.
#13 to #3 - John Cena (07/01/2013) [-]
For lube
User avatar #27 to #3 - xelmoelitex ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
But what if the pressure from your anus causes the banana to rupture? Nobody wants to walk around with smashed banana in their anus. Granted, it would be like someone was baking banana bread every time you farted, but I honestly just don't have time for that.
User avatar #9 to #3 - rainiar (07/01/2013) [-]
Who wants **** on their bananas?
#5 to #3 - diamondperzik (07/01/2013) [-]
You can get pregnant, ever think 'bout that?
#7 to #5 - yunablade (07/01/2013) [-]
Crossed my mind
Crossed my mind
#10 - luckyshotdk (07/01/2013) [-]
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#11 to #10 - maddboiy ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
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#47 - kidsquicker (07/02/2013) [-]
Mine go in my pussy.
Mine go in my pussy.
#61 to #47 - arrowinurbutt (07/02/2013) [-]
It could be because it's late but I almost feel out of my chair 3 times looking at that gif
It could be because it's late but I almost feel out of my chair 3 times looking at that gif
#63 to #47 - collegedood (07/02/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #5065131 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
Either show your tits or you aren't a girl
Sorry, I'm lonely
#72 to #63 - kidsquicker (07/02/2013) [-]
Why not both?
I'm a guy, but masturbate to them anyways.
I know the time is off, **** you.
#83 to #72 - collegedood (07/03/2013) [-]
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>you said "my pussy"
>still made me laugh
#84 to #83 - kidsquicker (07/03/2013) [-]
Cause there was a cat in the gif!
Well, I aim to please.
#38 - pikininja (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but that made me think of this.
#18 - tragickingdom (07/01/2013) [-]
IVE HAD THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME
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#78 to #18 - roflcopterohone (07/02/2013) [-]
I've had this. I feel like it's relevant.
#43 - isangelous (07/02/2013) [-]
7/17
User avatar #34 - puzzled (07/02/2013) [-]
paper or plastic
the answer is latex
#29 - sirfisticuffs (07/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #24 - KayRed (07/01/2013) [-]
I'm calling ******** ! Bananas don't have bar codes on them, therefore you wouldn't scan them, you would put in their produce number.
User avatar #33 to #24 - mrblueftw (07/02/2013) [-]
They have little Stickers on them, and those stickers have a barcode on them..
User avatar #46 to #33 - KayRed (07/02/2013) [-]
Not at any supermarket around me.
User avatar #53 to #46 - mrblueftw (07/02/2013) [-]
At the big Supermarkets there have the stickers, but If i just need a quick fruit snack or something i go to the local market.
User avatar #55 to #53 - KayRed (07/02/2013) [-]
Where are you from?
User avatar #57 to #55 - mrblueftw (07/02/2013) [-]
Los Angeles.
User avatar #58 to #57 - KayRed (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm from philadelphia, and I'm pretty sure in the tri-state area (PA, NJ, DE), they do not have them anywhere on the bannana (at least non that I've noticed) it doesn't matter what supermarket. Maybe at a place like Costco you'd have them, but that's because you're buying them in bulk. Regional differences I guess, not that it matters.

Now that I think about it, we are all thinking WAY too much into this. Sirfisticuffs had the right idea.
#59 to #58 - mrblueftw (07/02/2013) [-]
We are thinking too much, judging by this panel was the mainstay of the whole thing.
#39 to #24 - johnpish (07/02/2013) [-]
Most places don't but my store (Heinen's)
has barcodes on the bananas. and alot of other fruit, in most cases you are correct.
but as a whole you are wrong.
the post is accurate
User avatar #56 to #39 - KayRed (07/02/2013) [-]
Where are you from?
User avatar #82 to #56 - johnpish (07/02/2013) [-]
Cleveland, 17 stores in ohio, 1 in chicago.
Goal is to be the finest grocery store. And i honestly think it is.
quality and customer service
User avatar #28 to #24 - sirfisticuffs (07/01/2013) [-]
ASS
#64 - killyojoy (07/02/2013) [-]
>Be me working as a sacker at a grocery store   
>age 16 about 3 days ago   
>I sack a 6 foot black dudes 			****		   
>Says "Whats yo name"   
>I say "Ryan"   
>Responds "BRIAN!"   
>I say "No Ryan"   
>He says "BRIAN!"   
>I say "Yeah"   
>Takes his food out side for him   
>He says "Brian, I am proud of you"   
>"Thanks"   
>"I love you Brian"   
>What,jpg   
>"Umm okay sir"   
>"Brian! you are doing good in there keep doing what you are doing"   
>"STICK WITH IT MAN"   
>mfw I walk inside.
>Be me working as a sacker at a grocery store
>age 16 about 3 days ago
>I sack a 6 foot black dudes ****
>Says "Whats yo name"
>I say "Ryan"
>Responds "BRIAN!"
>I say "No Ryan"
>He says "BRIAN!"
>I say "Yeah"
>Takes his food out side for him
>He says "Brian, I am proud of you"
>"Thanks"
>"I love you Brian"
>What,jpg
>"Umm okay sir"
>"Brian! you are doing good in there keep doing what you are doing"
>"STICK WITH IT MAN"
>mfw I walk inside.






#71 to #64 - electrickwalrus (07/02/2013) [-]
you are lucky to survive
you are lucky to survive
#36 - agentdoubleohio (07/02/2013) [-]
dude, gross
dude, gross
#50 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]
Someone was feeling sad.
#22 - hardongo ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
#79 - forevertrombone (07/02/2013) [-]
>Awkward 16-year-old self
>Buying condoms for the first time
>Decide to buy a few other things I need while I'm their
>MFW I walk up to the counter with mayonnaise, batteries, swiss cheese, and condoms.
User avatar #66 - Pestilence ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Did he just scan a banana?
#62 - mvtjets (07/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 - accomplishment (07/02/2013) [-]
I feel like this was bad timing for me to have started eating a banana.... damn you advice mallard.....
User avatar #41 to #37 - rbmroman (07/02/2013) [-]
You were trying to get higher levels of dopamine weren't you.
#16 - gibroner (07/01/2013) [-]
I know I will need this someday
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