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#20
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szymonf (07/01/2013) [-] 
I don't know if the red duck implies "don't do this it doesn't work"
because this is the farthest thing from what you could do today.
because this is the farthest thing from what you could do today.
#109 to #20
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2scared2login (07/01/2013) [-]
I've done it once. It works as long as you're smart about moving serial numbers. Heating up the stickers with a hair dryer and peeling them off to avoid tearing the cardboard and residue is the challenging part.
Finally, choose the oldest lady at the returns desk, and try to return another item at the same time for a small distraction.
Finally, choose the oldest lady at the returns desk, and try to return another item at the same time for a small distraction.
#1
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splendiddust (07/01/2013) [-] As a student at an Australian all boys catholic school, They will steal a pen with a dick on the end, the colour doesnt matter
#141 to #98
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articulate (07/02/2013) [-] I am a fierce warrior able to change into the shape of animals at will in order to ravage my foes. It's true because I have an account and here is also a picture to prove it.
#187
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vanoreo (07/02/2013) [-] tfw there is no such thing as the "friend zone"
It's called "Having friends"
awful, I know
It's called "Having friends"
awful, I know
#102
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jalthelas (07/01/2013) [-] I just killed two guys in my house and didn't want to throw away my nice shirt.
Thanks, Advice Mallard!
Thanks, Advice Mallard!
#201 to #125
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2scared2login (07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, pretty unavoidable in that respect, but my relatives keep telling me it's a "good debt" like a mortgage. What you really need to avoid like the plauge is ******* credit card debt, because that **** will bury you. Yeah student loans are a pain, and can't be erased by declaring bankruptcy, but they have more reasonable interest rates than most credit cards (at leas mine do, I don't know how screwed everyone else is). Also when designing a minimum monthly payment plan a student loan is actually planed to get you out of debt, even if it will take you 10 years. Where as with credit cards NEVER PAY JUST THE MINIMUM PAYMENT IF YOU CAN AVOID IT! That **** is designed to keep you paying, and accruing interest (aka more money you owe them) for as long as they possibly can.
#207 to #201
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IronTortureDevice (07/02/2013) [-] I feel sorry for people who pay interest on student loans - In the UK you just pay it back, no interest. You don't even have to start paying it back until you earn a certain amount every year, somewhere in the mid £20k region.
#48
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Zaxplab (07/01/2013) [-] Dude! Holy **** ! So I have a purple gameboy color that I stupidly decided to color black with a sharpie when I was a kid. This trick actually removed all the sharpie! My gbc is so clean right now! :3
#206
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betars (07/02/2013) [-] How long will these ********* understand that friendzoning doesn't exist?
Women aren't ATM machines, you can't just put kindness credit card inside and receive serious relationship money.
Want a serious relationship? Make a move on her.
Rejected? Move on, it's not that she's the last woman in the world.
Women aren't ATM machines, you can't just put kindness credit card inside and receive serious relationship money.
Want a serious relationship? Make a move on her.
Rejected? Move on, it's not that she's the last woman in the world.
#148
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avatarsarefornoobs (07/02/2013) [-] so this duck is telling me to go to the lake and bring bread crumbs
hmm
hmm
