actual advice mallard

Also, don't go to southeast asia if you have blonde hair or black skin, you will get more attention than a celebrity and EVERYONE will try to touch you, though you are also pretty likely to get laid without much effort

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#131 to #57 - hillbillypowpow (07/02/2013) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuyZSom0_hs

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#184 to #131 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]

skip to 6:30 for how to fix the issue in the video.

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#197 to #131 - scottishpenis (07/02/2013) [-]

that video was ******* amazing

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#200 to #197 - hillbillypowpow (07/02/2013) [-]

www.youtube.com/user/ADoseofBuckley
He has a whole bunch of stuff.

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#214 to #200 - scottishpenis (07/02/2013) [-]

thanks, I'll check out his channel

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#145 to #131 - meierme (07/02/2013) [-]

i like how sarcastic he is

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#244 to #57 - xxjohnnyxx (07/02/2013) [-]

Because of this

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#154 to #57 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]

what're your thoughts on rape?

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#120 to #57 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]

they will catch you. they will rape you. vicously

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#61 to #57 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [-]

lack of women = rape

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#99 to #57 - severepwner (07/01/2013) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pMmbsafrmQ

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#63 to #57 - slipons (07/01/2013) [-]

It's really not that bad. Some guys are just really perverted there.

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#20 - szymonf (07/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)

I don't know if the red duck implies "don't do this it doesn't work"
because this is the farthest thing from what you could do today.

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#25 to #20 - nosauceforyou (07/01/2013) [-]

It's bad advice

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#208 to #25 - legrandefromage (07/02/2013) [-]

mfw i thought it was a shiny advice mallard

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#112 to #20 - saxong ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]

Actual Advice Mallard is the green one, Malicious Advice Mallard is the red.

I think.

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#52 to #20 - amegaara (07/01/2013) [-]

evil but working advice

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#245 to #20 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]

Actually when i got the red ring on my xbox and just my luck the warranty ran out, i bought a new one at Wal-mart and swapped the insides. If you remove the stickers properly with a hairdryer and remember to swap the serial numbers it should be fine.

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#137 to #20 - nustix (07/02/2013) [-]

It works but it's stealing in some way. I guess it's good advice but bad behaviour?

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#109 to #20 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [-]

I've done it once. It works as long as you're smart about moving serial numbers. Heating up the stickers with a hair dryer and peeling them off to avoid tearing the cardboard and residue is the challenging part.
Finally, choose the oldest lady at the returns desk, and try to return another item at the same time for a small distraction.

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#54 to #20 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [-]

actually, it's really easy. On the back of consoles are stickers with serial numbers. swap those. Profit. Done it several times

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#194 to #54 - veryboredlookfunny (07/02/2013) [-]

thats how i got a new xbox after it rrod

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#19 - iamlying (07/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)

This will come in handy.

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#35 to #19 - phantomprincess (07/01/2013) [-]

as someone who hemorrhages from between their legs monthly, i can also vouch for this.

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#166 to #19 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]

I agree...

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#39 to #19 - jimmiesberustled (07/01/2013) [-]

No, it won't. You're lying.

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#23 to #19 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [-]

as a biologist and lab assistant i can vouch that this works.
Oxyclean also works very well.

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#28 to #23 - freakanator (07/01/2013) [-]

right, anonymous is a biologist lab assistant, and im batman

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#33 to #28 - articulate (07/01/2013) [-]

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#76 to #28 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [-]

im in medical school
bet that makes you feel like green lantern

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#98 to #76 - freakanator (07/01/2013) [-]

no proof means it didn't happen

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#141 to #98 - articulate (07/02/2013) [-]

I am a fierce warrior able to change into the shape of animals at will in order to ravage my foes. It's true because I have an account and here is also a picture to prove it.

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#1 - splendiddust (07/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)

As a student at an Australian all boys catholic school, They will steal a pen with a dick on the end, the colour doesnt matter

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#43 to #1 - firesky (07/01/2013) [-]

Why do you have pens with a dick on the end?

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#93 to #43 - CMSTF (07/01/2013) [-]

it IS an all boys catholic school.

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#95 to #93 - firesky (07/01/2013) [-]

Well, if I have dicks around me all day, I'd more likely put a vagina on my pens.

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#123 to #1 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]

that's because catholic

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#59 - lastkingofx (07/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)

THE HTTPS THING WORKS! HOLY MUTHER ******* **** SNACKS! FOR 2 YEARS IVE BEEN PREVENTED FROM GOING TO SIMPLE GAMING SITES BECAUSE OF A FILTER AT WORK! I ******* LOVE YOU!

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#80 to #59 - oboehobo (07/01/2013) [-]

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#180 to #59 - coolcalx (07/02/2013) [-]

you should be doing work, not playing games.

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#262 to #180 - lastkingofx (07/06/2013) [-]

You are mad friend! I'm actually a security guard at a building, but I'm mostly a glorified concierge. I do very little work, and thats not me being lazy, thats my job description. Easiest 11$ an hour ever.

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#132 to #59 - metalmind (07/02/2013) [-]

Happy time getting fired for it!

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#108 to #59 - Penn (07/01/2013) [-]

OH EM GEE I ******* LOVE CAPS I'M SO DONE

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#100 - hydren (07/01/2013) [-]

Fixed the 6th on the right

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#37 - apeytona ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]

but every day is an upper body day

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#87 - aluminiumfoil **User deleted account** (07/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)

why shouldn't women go to india?

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#91 to #87 - viscerys (07/01/2013) [-]

Rape capital of the world.

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#92 to #91 - aluminiumfoil **User deleted account** (07/01/2013) [-]

oh thanks

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#140 to #91 - timmywankenobi (07/02/2013) [-]

actually a place in Africa call johanessburg is the rape captial of the world.

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#153 to #140 - viscerys (07/02/2013) [-]

Well, it's certainly up there.

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#155 to #153 - timmywankenobi (07/02/2013) [-]

yes it is.

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#157 to #155 - viscerys (07/02/2013) [-]

**** .

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#134 to #91 - kidsquicker (07/02/2013) [-]

Looks like I'm planning a trip to India then.

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#125 - arborday (07/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)

stay out of debt

lol college

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#138 to #125 - LocoJoe (07/02/2013) [-]

Put race as Hispanic

Bam! Insta scholarships!

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#152 to #138 - shadowvision (07/02/2013) [-]

And huge lawsuit!

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#162 to #152 - LocoJoe (07/02/2013) [-]

How so? They can't question your race, if they do tell them they are racist. Plus hispanics count as white when it comes to crime so why can't whites count as hispanic for scholarships.

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#165 to #162 - shadowvision (07/02/2013) [-]

Technically it would be fraud, but I'm of the opinion that race doesn't mater in the first place, so I see the whole thing as ******** .

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#181 to #165 - LocoJoe (07/02/2013) [-]

How is it fraud? Are they gonna go through your damn genealogy? And yes race does matter. Schools will help minorities because they want a "diverse" school population for some damn reason.

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#201 to #125 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]

Yeah, pretty unavoidable in that respect, but my relatives keep telling me it's a "good debt" like a mortgage. What you really need to avoid like the plauge is massive credit card debt, because that **** will bury you. Yeah student loans are a pain, and can't be erased by declaring bankruptcy, but they have more reasonable interest rates than most credit cards (at leas mine do, I don't know how screwed everyone else is). Also when designing a minimum monthly payment plan a student loan is actually planed to get you out of debt, even if it will take you 10 years. Where as with credit cards NEVER PAY JUST THE MINIMUM PAYMENT IF YOU CAN AVOID IT! That **** is designed to keep you paying, and accruing interest (aka more money you owe them) for as long as they possibly can.

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#207 to #201 - IronTortureDevice (07/02/2013) [-]

I feel sorry for people who pay interest on student loans - In the UK you just pay it back, no interest. You don't even have to start paying it back until you earn a certain amount every year, somewhere in the mid £20k region.

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#172 to #125 - holycrapimacupcake (07/02/2013) [-]

BOG Waiver.

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#48 - Zaxplab (07/01/2013) [-]

Dude! Holy **** ! So I have a purple gameboy color that I stupidly decided to color black with a sharpie when I was a kid. This trick actually removed all the sharpie! My gbc is so clean right now! :3

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#79 - lumpymandude (07/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)

The last one is scummy as ****

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#89 to #79 - jacklane (07/01/2013) [-]

It's almost as good as using jewpons!

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#253 to #79 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]

I dunno, most game companies run any returns through a factory anyways. When you sell a game to GameStop, usually they run the thing through a whole mess of events before selling it to the public. So it might not be scummy after all.

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#203 to #79 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]

Yeah, the red duck implies bad advice that you shouldn't follow

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#187 - vanoreo (07/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)

tfw there is no such thing as the "friend zone"

It's called "Having friends"

awful, I know

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#195 to #187 - prettypalmtrees (07/02/2013) [-]

finally someone who isnt a ******* idiot

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#192 to #187 - weinerdick (07/02/2013) [-]

"Wanna go out?"
"I see you more as a friend"
Friend zone.

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#196 to #192 - prettypalmtrees (07/02/2013) [-]

are you kidding me

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#199 to #196 - weinerdick (07/02/2013) [-]

Didn't you realize that's what people bitch about all the damn time?

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#224 to #199 - prettypalmtrees (07/02/2013) [-]

I'm so sorry, I thought you were reiterating that that was a legitimate example of friendzoning

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#237 to #224 - weinerdick (07/02/2013) [-]

Nope

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#170 - thedarkassassin (07/02/2013) [-]

I can't play snake on the youtube videos, they won't buffer.

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#70 - youngnigga (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)

mfw i read the covering up smoke with popcorn - what have i been doing my whole life?!

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#142 to #70 - hopetheworm (07/02/2013) [-]

man it works sooo well with covering up the smell too

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#90 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)

my school has funnyjunk blocked...

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#104 to #90 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [-]

it doesnt work anyway most of the time.

only a few sites that are big ones like facebook and ebay work with it.

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#158 - ieatyououtaldaylon (07/02/2013) [-]

**** you, I love red pens.

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#102 - jalthelas (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I just killed two guys in my house and didn't want to throw away my nice shirt.

Thanks, Advice Mallard!

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#219 to #102 - bannon (07/02/2013) [-]

And now, when you go for a shower, all the creases will be removed too!

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#73 - mykoira (07/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)

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#147 to #73 - sspacecore (07/02/2013) [-]

you'll still get your **** kicked in if you're not accompanied by a man

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#164 to #73 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]

should be:
"If you are a woman, don't go to a muslim country"
or
"If you're a muslim, stop treating women like **** u dirty little sand cunt"

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