actual advice mallard. .. I can see some self interest here....
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#2 - moechler (07/01/2013) [-]
I can see some self interest here....
#13 to #2 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
Its called conflict of intrest -_-
User avatar #129 to #13 - anthonyh (07/02/2013) [-]
You have no idea what that phrase means do you?
User avatar #15 to #2 - foelkera (07/01/2013) [-]
how else is she going to make the sandwiches?
#41 to #15 - captainoptimist (07/01/2013) [-]
How do you make sandwiches out of breadcrumbs?
User avatar #105 to #41 - hahdumbbirch (07/01/2013) [-]
you compress the breadcrumbs back into a slice of bread. sure, it might be thin and compacted, but it still works.
User avatar #130 to #105 - anthonyh (07/02/2013) [-]
Or it will fall apart and not work at all (more likely)
User avatar #167 to #15 - icecreamonnips (07/02/2013) [-]
OMGZZ WOMAN MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!! AM I RIGHT GUSIE?!?!?!

you're probably single
#82 to #2 - goodpsize (07/01/2013) [-]
Thats the joke.jpg
#100 - hydren (07/01/2013) [-]
Fixed the 6th on the right
User avatar #1 - splendiddust ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
As a student at an Australian all boys catholic school, They will steal a pen with a dick on the end, the colour doesnt matter
#123 to #1 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
that's because catholic
#43 to #1 - firesky (07/01/2013) [-]
Why do you have pens with a dick on the end?
#93 to #43 - CMSTF (07/01/2013) [-]
it IS an all boys catholic school.
#95 to #93 - firesky (07/01/2013) [-]
Well, if I have dicks around me all day, I'd more likely put a vagina on my pens.
#19 - iamlying (07/01/2013) [-]
This will come in handy.
User avatar #39 to #19 - jimmiesberustled (07/01/2013) [-]
No, it won't. You're lying.
#166 to #19 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]
I agree...
I agree...
#23 to #19 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
as a biologist and lab assistant i can vouch that this works.
Oxyclean also works very well.
User avatar #28 to #23 - freakanator (07/01/2013) [-]
right, anonymous is a biologist lab assistant, and im batman
#33 to #28 - articulate ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#76 to #28 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
im in medical school
bet that makes you feel like green lantern
User avatar #98 to #76 - freakanator (07/01/2013) [-]
no proof means it didn't happen
#141 to #98 - articulate ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I am a fierce warrior able to change into the shape of animals at will in order to ravage my foes. It's true because I have an account and here is also a picture to prove it.
User avatar #35 to #19 - phantomprincess (07/01/2013) [-]
as someone who hemorrhages from between their legs monthly, i can also vouch for this.
#20 - szymonf (07/01/2013) [-]
I don't know if the red duck implies "don't do this it doesn't work"
because this is the farthest thing from what you could do today.
User avatar #137 to #20 - nustix (07/02/2013) [-]
It works but it's stealing in some way. I guess it's good advice but bad behaviour?
#245 to #20 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Actually when i got the red ring on my xbox and just my luck the warranty ran out, i bought a new one at Wal-mart and swapped the insides. If you remove the stickers properly with a hairdryer and remember to swap the serial numbers it should be fine.
#109 to #20 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
I've done it once. It works as long as you're smart about moving serial numbers. Heating up the stickers with a hair dryer and peeling them off to avoid tearing the cardboard and residue is the challenging part.
Finally, choose the oldest lady at the returns desk, and try to return another item at the same time for a small distraction.
#54 to #20 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
actually, it's really easy. On the back of consoles are stickers with serial numbers. swap those. Profit. Done it several times
#194 to #54 - veryboredlookfunny (07/02/2013) [-]
thats how i got a new xbox after it rrod
User avatar #52 to #20 - amegaara (07/01/2013) [-]
evil but working advice
User avatar #112 to #20 - saxong (07/01/2013) [-]
Actual Advice Mallard is the green one, Malicious Advice Mallard is the red.


I think.
User avatar #25 to #20 - nosauceforyou (07/01/2013) [-]
It's bad advice
#208 to #25 - legrandefromage (07/02/2013) [-]
mfw i thought it was a shiny advice mallard
User avatar #187 - vanoreo (07/02/2013) [-]
tfw there is no such thing as the "friend zone"

It's called "Having friends"

awful, I know
User avatar #192 to #187 - weinerdick (07/02/2013) [-]
"Wanna go out?"
"I see you more as a friend"
Friend zone.
User avatar #196 to #192 - prettypalmtrees (07/02/2013) [-]
are you kidding me
User avatar #199 to #196 - weinerdick (07/02/2013) [-]
Didn't you realize that's what people bitch about all the damn time?
User avatar #224 to #199 - prettypalmtrees (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry, I thought you were reiterating that that was a legitimate example of friendzoning
User avatar #237 to #224 - weinerdick (07/02/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #195 to #187 - prettypalmtrees (07/02/2013) [-]
finally someone who isnt a ******* idiot
#57 - firstresponder (07/01/2013) [-]
why shouldn't I go to india
#120 to #57 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
they will catch you. they will rape you. vicously
#154 to #57 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
what're your thoughts on rape?
#63 to #57 - slipons (07/01/2013) [-]
It's really not that bad. Some guys are just really perverted there.
#61 to #57 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
lack of women = rape
#244 to #57 - xxjohnnyxx (07/02/2013) [-]
Because of this
User avatar #197 to #131 - scottishpenis (07/02/2013) [-]
that video was ******* amazing
#200 to #197 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/ADoseofBuckley
He has a whole bunch of stuff.
User avatar #214 to #200 - scottishpenis (07/02/2013) [-]
thanks, I'll check out his channel
#184 to #131 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
skip to 6:30 for how to fix the issue in the video.
#145 to #131 - meierme ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
i like how sarcastic he is
i like how sarcastic he is
User avatar #128 to #57 - monkeysniper (07/02/2013) [-]
Also, don't go to southeast asia if you have blonde hair or black skin, you will get more attention than a celebrity and EVERYONE will try to touch you, though you are also pretty likely to get laid without much effort
User avatar #257 to #60 - luqmanr (07/02/2013) [-]
Will it be the same if you're indian and is coming back to the motherland to visit relatives?
#170 - thedarkassassin (07/02/2013) [-]
I can't play snake on the youtube videos, they won't buffer.
User avatar #37 - apeytona (07/01/2013) [-]
but every day is an upper body day
#158 - ieatyououtaldaylon (07/02/2013) [-]
****		 you, I love red pens.
**** you, I love red pens.
User avatar #102 - jalthelas (07/01/2013) [-]
I just killed two guys in my house and didn't want to throw away my nice shirt.


Thanks, Advice Mallard!
User avatar #219 to #102 - bannon (07/02/2013) [-]
And now, when you go for a shower, all the creases will be removed too!
#59 - lastkingofx (07/01/2013) [-]
THE HTTPS THING WORKS! HOLY MUTHER ******* **** SNACKS! FOR 2 YEARS IVE BEEN PREVENTED FROM GOING TO SIMPLE GAMING SITES BECAUSE OF A FILTER AT WORK! I ******* LOVE YOU!
#108 to #59 - Penn (07/01/2013) [-]
OH EM GEE I ******* LOVE CAPS I'M SO DONE
User avatar #132 to #59 - metalmind (07/02/2013) [-]
Happy time getting fired for it!
User avatar #180 to #59 - coolcalx (07/02/2013) [-]
you should be doing work, not playing games.
#262 to #180 - lastkingofx (07/06/2013) [-]
You are mad friend! I'm actually a security guard at a building, but I'm mostly a glorified concierge. I do very little work, and thats not me being lazy, thats my job description. Easiest 11$ an hour ever.
User avatar #80 to #59 - oboehobo (07/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #125 - arborday (07/02/2013) [-]
stay out of debt

lol college
User avatar #172 to #125 - holycrapimacupcake (07/02/2013) [-]
BOG Waiver.
#201 to #125 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, pretty unavoidable in that respect, but my relatives keep telling me it's a "good debt" like a mortgage. What you really need to avoid like the plauge is massive credit card debt, because that **** will bury you. Yeah student loans are a pain, and can't be erased by declaring bankruptcy, but they have more reasonable interest rates than most credit cards (at leas mine do, I don't know how screwed everyone else is). Also when designing a minimum monthly payment plan a student loan is actually planed to get you out of debt, even if it will take you 10 years. Where as with credit cards NEVER PAY JUST THE MINIMUM PAYMENT IF YOU CAN AVOID IT! That **** is designed to keep you paying, and accruing interest (aka more money you owe them) for as long as they possibly can.
User avatar #207 to #201 - IronTortureDevice (07/02/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for people who pay interest on student loans - In the UK you just pay it back, no interest. You don't even have to start paying it back until you earn a certain amount every year, somewhere in the mid £20k region.
User avatar #138 to #125 - LocoJoe (07/02/2013) [-]
Put race as Hispanic

Bam! Insta scholarships!
#152 to #138 - shadowvision (07/02/2013) [-]
And huge lawsuit!
User avatar #162 to #152 - LocoJoe (07/02/2013) [-]
How so? They can't question your race, if they do tell them they are racist. Plus hispanics count as white when it comes to crime so why can't whites count as hispanic for scholarships.
#165 to #162 - shadowvision (07/02/2013) [-]
Technically it would be fraud, but I'm of the opinion that race doesn't mater in the first place, so I see the whole thing as ******** .
User avatar #181 to #165 - LocoJoe (07/02/2013) [-]
How is it fraud? Are they gonna go through your damn genealogy? And yes race does matter. Schools will help minorities because they want a "diverse" school population for some damn reason.
#48 - Zaxplab (07/01/2013) [-]
Dude! Holy **** ! So I have a purple gameboy color that I stupidly decided to color black with a sharpie when I was a kid. This trick actually removed all the sharpie! My gbc is so clean right now! :3
#206 - betars (07/02/2013) [-]
How long will these ********* understand that friendzoning doesn't exist?

Women aren't ATM machines, you can't just put kindness credit card inside and receive serious relationship money.

Want a serious relationship? Make a move on her.
Rejected? Move on, it's not that she's the last woman in the world.
#228 to #206 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
and if you're the stubbourn type, like me, than figure out what the problem she has is and try to fix it
User avatar #249 to #228 - yuukoku (07/02/2013) [-]
Yes, but that can go on for months if not years. I tried for like a month. Didn't work. I just said " **** it" and it was the best decision I've ever made.
User avatar #79 - lumpymandude (07/01/2013) [-]
The last one is scummy as ****
#203 to #79 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, the red duck implies bad advice that you shouldn't follow
#253 to #79 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
I dunno, most game companies run any returns through a factory anyways. When you sell a game to GameStop, usually they run the thing through a whole mess of events before selling it to the public. So it might not be scummy after all.
User avatar #89 to #79 - jacklane (07/01/2013) [-]
It's almost as good as using jewpons!
User avatar #148 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/02/2013) [-]
so this duck is telling me to go to the lake and bring bread crumbs
hmm
#70 - youngnigga (07/01/2013) [-]
mfw i read the covering up smoke with popcorn - what have i been doing my whole life?!
mfw i read the covering up smoke with popcorn - what have i been doing my whole life?!
User avatar #142 to #70 - hopetheworm (07/02/2013) [-]
man it works sooo well with covering up the smell too
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