actual advice mallard

#2 - moechler

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(07/01/2013) [-]

I can see some self interest here....

#15 to #2 - foelkera

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(07/01/2013) [-]

how else is she going to make the sandwiches?

#41 to #15 - captainoptimist

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(07/01/2013) [-]

How do you make sandwiches out of breadcrumbs?

#105 to #41 - hahdumbbirch

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(07/01/2013) [-]

you compress the breadcrumbs back into a slice of bread. sure, it might be thin and compacted, but it still works.

#130 to #105 - anthonyh

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(07/02/2013) [-]

Or it will fall apart and not work at all (more likely)

#167 to #15 - icecreamonnips

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(07/02/2013) [-]

OMGZZ WOMAN MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!! AM I RIGHT GUSIE?!?!?!

you're probably single

#82 to #2 - goodpsize

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(07/01/2013) [-]

Thats the joke.jpg

#13 to #2 - anon id: 2de95af2

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(07/01/2013) [-]

Its called conflict of intrest -_-

#129 to #13 - anthonyh

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(07/02/2013) [-]

You have no idea what that phrase means do you?

#38 to #2 - mertkay

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#57 - firstresponder

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(07/01/2013) [-]

why shouldn't I go to india

#63 to #57 - slipons

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(07/01/2013) [-]

It's really not that bad. Some guys are just really perverted there.

#99 to #57 - severepwner

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(07/01/2013) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pMmbsafrmQ

#61 to #57 - anon id: 7a31688b

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(07/01/2013) [-]

lack of women = rape

#120 to #57 - anon id: 76507f4c

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(07/02/2013) [-]

they will catch you. they will rape you. vicously

#154 to #57 - anon id: 2a3a8171

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(07/02/2013) [-]

what're your thoughts on rape?

#244 to #57 - xxjohnnyxx

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(07/02/2013) [-]

Because of this

#131 to #57 - hillbillypowpow

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(07/02/2013) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuyZSom0_hs

#184 to #131 - anon id: 68e78c42

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(07/02/2013) [-]

skip to 6:30 for how to fix the issue in the video.

#197 to #131 - scottishpenis

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(07/02/2013) [-]

that video was ******* amazing

#200 to #197 - hillbillypowpow

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(07/02/2013) [-]

www.youtube.com/user/ADoseofBuckley
He has a whole bunch of stuff.

#214 to #200 - scottishpenis

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(07/02/2013) [-]

thanks, I'll check out his channel

#145 to #131 - meierme

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(07/02/2013) [-]

i like how sarcastic he is

#128 to #57 - monkeysniper

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(07/02/2013) [-]

Also, don't go to southeast asia if you have blonde hair or black skin, you will get more attention than a celebrity and EVERYONE will try to touch you, though you are also pretty likely to get laid without much effort

#60 to #57 - lastkingofx

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#94 to #60 - BreakTank

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#255 to #60 - cyborgturtle

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#257 to #60 - luqmanr

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(07/02/2013) [-]

Will it be the same if you're indian and is coming back to the motherland to visit relatives?

#20 - szymonf

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(07/01/2013) [-]

I don't know if the red duck implies "don't do this it doesn't work"
because this is the farthest thing from what you could do today.

#54 to #20 - anon id: aaa4b60e

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actually, it's really easy. On the back of consoles are stickers with serial numbers. swap those. Profit. Done it several times

#194 to #54 - veryboredlookfunny

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(07/02/2013) [-]

thats how i got a new xbox after it rrod

#109 to #20 - anon id: 59ac33f8

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(07/01/2013) [-]

I've done it once. It works as long as you're smart about moving serial numbers. Heating up the stickers with a hair dryer and peeling them off to avoid tearing the cardboard and residue is the challenging part.
Finally, choose the oldest lady at the returns desk, and try to return another item at the same time for a small distraction.

#137 to #20 - nustix

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(07/02/2013) [-]

It works but it's stealing in some way. I guess it's good advice but bad behaviour?

#245 to #20 - anon id: 93cbeaa2

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(07/02/2013) [-]

Actually when i got the red ring on my xbox and just my luck the warranty ran out, i bought a new one at Wal-mart and swapped the insides. If you remove the stickers properly with a hairdryer and remember to swap the serial numbers it should be fine.

#52 to #20 - amegaara

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(07/01/2013) [-]

evil but working advice

#112 to #20 - saxong

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(07/01/2013) [-]

Actual Advice Mallard is the green one, Malicious Advice Mallard is the red.

I think.

#25 to #20 - nosauceforyou

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(07/01/2013) [-]

It's bad advice

#208 to #25 - legrandefromage

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(07/02/2013) [-]

mfw i thought it was a shiny advice mallard

#19 - iamlying

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(07/01/2013) [-]

This will come in handy.

#23 to #19 - anon id: 50f14b33

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(07/01/2013) [-]

as a biologist and lab assistant i can vouch that this works.
Oxyclean also works very well.

#28 to #23 - freakanator

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(07/01/2013) [-]

right, anonymous is a biologist lab assistant, and im batman

#33 to #28 - articulate

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#76 to #28 - anon id: 1d9a0b71

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im in medical school
bet that makes you feel like green lantern

#98 to #76 - freakanator

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(07/01/2013) [-]

no proof means it didn't happen

#141 to #98 - articulate

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(07/02/2013) [-]

I am a fierce warrior able to change into the shape of animals at will in order to ravage my foes. It's true because I have an account and here is also a picture to prove it.

#39 to #19 - jimmiesberustled

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(07/01/2013) [-]

No, it won't. You're lying.

#166 to #19 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**

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(07/02/2013) [-]

I agree...

#35 to #19 - phantomprincess

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(07/01/2013) [-]

as someone who hemorrhages from between their legs monthly, i can also vouch for this.

#1 - splendiddust

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(07/01/2013) [-]

As a student at an Australian all boys catholic school, They will steal a pen with a dick on the end, the colour doesnt matter

#123 to #1 - anon id: 8c2095fe

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(07/02/2013) [-]

that's because catholic

#43 to #1 - firesky

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Why do you have pens with a dick on the end?

#93 to #43 - CMSTF

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(07/01/2013) [-]

it IS an all boys catholic school.

#95 to #93 - firesky

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(07/01/2013) [-]

Well, if I have dicks around me all day, I'd more likely put a vagina on my pens.

#59 - lastkingofx

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(07/01/2013) [-]

THE HTTPS THING WORKS! HOLY MUTHER ******* **** SNACKS! FOR 2 YEARS IVE BEEN PREVENTED FROM GOING TO SIMPLE GAMING SITES BECAUSE OF A FILTER AT WORK! I ******* LOVE YOU!

#108 to #59 - Penn

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(07/01/2013) [-]

OH EM GEE I ******* LOVE CAPS I'M SO DONE

#132 to #59 - metalmind

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(07/02/2013) [-]

Happy time getting fired for it!

#180 to #59 - coolcalx

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(07/02/2013) [-]

you should be doing work, not playing games.

#262 to #180 - lastkingofx

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(07/06/2013) [-]

You are mad friend! I'm actually a security guard at a building, but I'm mostly a glorified concierge. I do very little work, and thats not me being lazy, thats my job description. Easiest 11$ an hour ever.