I am the one who knocks. . NUT EVEN [WEE. I'll never understand how people claim this is a good story that shows the "glory" of god. He tells Abraham to kill his son, he is all ready to do it
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I am the one who knocks

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User avatar #5 - thereoncewasaman (07/01/2013) [+] (51 replies)
I'll never understand how people claim this is a good story that shows the "glory" of god. He tells Abraham to kill his son, he is all ready to do it but then god is like loljk not really bro. So god is cool with lying, down with sacrifice, and wants to prove that he is more important than anyone else. That sounds really ****** up, just as ****** up as being down to kill your own son because you were told to.
Anyone have any idea how this could be twisted to have a positive message?
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#185 - bangala has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
#2 - potatophucker (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#75 - TheInvader (07/01/2013) [+] (34 replies)
The new jehovah witness
#58 - tehfalconguy ONLINE (07/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Anyone else's mind automatically go to this?
yes I know I'm a huge nerd
User avatar #219 - swazer (07/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
To Abrahams defense, the "inner voice" also told him to not do it.
#336 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
atheists like african american people will be categorized and "named" as thieves, ignorant, and lazy. religion wins by experience, hense forth the yu gi oh battles, if anyone is interested...since no one wants to stand up to find the true religion, because apparently the excuse for that would be people want to worship their own...the bashing will never end unless we want it to...which in turn we won't want it to end because it goes back to "what we want to do"...with this is in mind operation true religion has been effect in many different sects all over america, no one dies yet, but we will be forced to stand up, just like preoccupying yourself with video games and the internet for more thna eight hours, saying that is what you deserve after a day's hardwork. Our goal is to make most of you work hard to dismiss this entire post.
#341 to #336 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Whatever this guy is smoking sounds awesome.
User avatar #211 - ireallylikepotatoe (07/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's pretty hard to love thy neighbor when you people keep posting the same anti religion ******** over and over again.

Seriously, get some new jokes.
#39 - skiskate (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW the religion *********
#88 - enlil (07/01/2013) [-]
#206 - jurto (07/01/2013) [-]
You got it wrong
#133 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Teranin's face when he posts another "atheist" post.
Teranin's face when he posts another "atheist" post.
#167 - BoredAgain (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#68 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Implying that you have to believe everything the Bible says. I'm Catholic, but I don't believe most of the Bible, I think it is more of a metaphorical book. Since we don't know how the world began ( unless I am proven otherwise) I'd like to think that it was some some entity or something. Honestly, the Bible isn't a reliable source of information given it was written by Humans. Even though most Christians are crazy not all of us are.
User avatar #74 to #68 - kommandantvideo (07/01/2013) [-]
That's what it is... It's a book to explain events that people thousands of years ago didn't understand. If atheists or anyone for that matter really truly thinks that all Christians believe in everything the Bible says, they're just stupid.
User avatar #69 - northway (07/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
actually it is a pretty good idea, people should start using religion as an excuse for them to commit crime.
User avatar #76 to #69 - kommandantvideo (07/01/2013) [-]
it's called a holy war.
User avatar #272 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [+] (26 replies)
I don't believe in unicorns, but I can shut the **** up about them.
#163 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Is it just me or are the majority of atheists on the internet Otaku fags?
User avatar #168 to #163 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I dunno, but OP definitely is. He's also got some furry tendencies and is an MRA.
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