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Do you ever wonder about how
an author would describe you in
a novel? Not only your
appearance but the way you talk
and laugh and hold yourself and
all the expressions on your
face?
And then there' s this asshole"
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Submitted: 06/30/2013
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#2 - willindor (06/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#4 - kietzu (06/30/2013) [-]
"There he goes again. Smashing the dreams of his so called 'Apprentice' whilst maintaining nothing but an evil grin on his face. He slowly takes off his headset after killing the seemingly constant feed of VGMs streaming from various taps of his browser.
Leaning back, closing his eyes and running his right hand through his hair, he goes: Why are you reading this?"
#36 - walmartysghost **User deleted account** (07/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"Masterbating incarnate, every night he spent wanking away. His hand's path in life was not the one it had expected, but still it performed with gusto. Like a magnificent violinist trying to tune a flute, it worked away, methodically, furiously, continuously. It beat on and on, the eternal metronome: fap...fap....fap.."
#24 - DjRicky (07/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
**DjRicky rolled a random image posted in comment #186 at bieber ** This guy!
#8 - defacedcreeper (07/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Every social group, even his has this one friend. The stereotypical fat **** , who's dumb as a pail as rocks and dimmer than the light at the end of a vagina.
User avatar #89 - arkytior (07/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Shifting her legs and putting all the hair to one side, she decides to comment on a post. It's been a long time since she dared to write something about herself. Mostly she just scrolls through the section, hoping to find a good reaction picture to save it into yet another folder where it will catch cyber dust. Sometimes she wonders why she is saving them because she doesn't dare to comment, to express her opinion. What if she's wrong? She shakes her head, trying to drive out the dark thoughts. As she clicks the button, she moves her left hand to support her head. Going to the next content her mind comes up with some depressing thoughts. You are just another anon. Why would you bother to say anything, nobody's going to read it anyway. Stop talking about yourself and go study. You wanted to have a degree before 30 so get working. And get a boyfriend, for God's sake! She shakes her head again and closes all tabs except for Youtube. She types in a name, clicks the second video and immerses into the hour long album, turning the world and her thoughts off."
User avatar #11 - Nihatclodra (07/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"He's a Lazy **** with more luck than the Devil on Monday."

Don't ask me what it means, the Trapped Soul of an Author in my head came up with it.
#1 - tweetieh (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
aaaand that was the first time i laughed on FJ tonight....
#57 - arthurmitchell (07/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#119 - crimzonsoulreaper (07/01/2013) [-]
**crimzonsoulreaper rolled a random comment #2828037 posted by themanwithnoplan at Friendly ** :
   
   
How I'd be described.
**crimzonsoulreaper rolled a random comment #2828037 posted by themanwithnoplan at Friendly ** :


How I'd be described.
#32 - Yojimbo (07/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Sitting haunched over his keyboard, fingers furiously typing, he is the epitome of concentration. Sweaty from the work out his arms were getting, he briefly mused at how he almost didn't look "cuddly" if he puffed his chest out. Running a cheeto covered finger through his beard that he was totally sure would grow higher up on his face in a day or two, the classy stranger cruised through aisles after online aisles of fedoras that he was sure would combo with his transition glasses to give him +1 Gentlemanness. Pulling up his camoflauge shorts that were giving him a wedgie, he pondered how he could possibly display his appreciation of My Little Pony on Facebook anymore than he was already to his classmates."

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User avatar #124 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**warlockrichard rolled a random comment #2819326 posted by mrspensy at Friendly ** :
Call me hiroshima, 'cause its gonna get hot under those blankets.
#35 - derricktwo (07/01/2013) [-]
"And then there's this asshole."
User avatar #117 - lookatmyhouseofwax (07/01/2013) [-]
**lookatmyhouseofwax rolled a random comment #37 posted by friedgreenpomatoes at Element fun. ** :
Fluorine would be the total slut, actually, since it'll bond with anything.

Even noble gases. And they don't like it.
User avatar #77 - ugottanked ONLINE (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
silent, his expression most grim, he stalks off into the night, to what destination, for what purpose, noone can truly know. he is never too much outspoken, so people dont know what to make of him..but the people who do know him know what kind of a person lies underneath, which is a true friend.
#68 - sherlyholmes (07/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"The dark-haired girl quickly scrolls through the comment section, words hardly reaching her brain. She stops for a second, a rare smile flashing across her face as she noticed a particulary clever metaphore. At first she thinks that maybe, just maybe, she could try and write a few lines herself, but then she realises, as these days very often, that she has nothing interesting to say."
"The dark-haired girl quickly scrolls through the comment section, words hardly reaching her brain. She stops for a second, a rare smile flashing across her face as she noticed a particulary clever metaphore. At first she thinks that maybe, just maybe, she could try and write a few lines herself, but then she realises, as these days very often, that she has nothing interesting to say."
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#105 - triggathepirate (07/01/2013) [-]
"Again on this 						*****					 on this damn site wasting his life away. It's been about ten days into the season and he still hasn't begun looking for a job, he really ought to put some goddamn pants on, this heat is no excuse he thought. As he ran his hand through his wiry hair he decided upon screwing around on steam instead. "
"Again on this ***** on this damn site wasting his life away. It's been about ten days into the season and he still hasn't begun looking for a job, he really ought to put some goddamn pants on, this heat is no excuse he thought. As he ran his hand through his wiry hair he decided upon screwing around on steam instead. "
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