You. . Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all t You Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way talk and laugh hold yourself all t
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Do you ever wonder about how
an author would describe you in
a novel? Not only your
appearance but the way you talk
and laugh and hold yourself and
all the expressions on your
face?
And then there' s this asshole"
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#2 - willindor
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#23 to #2 - anon id: 2a48bc92
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Read that a lot differently... I think they're staring at a giant asshole.
User avatar #38 to #2 - missrainbowdash
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and then missrainbowdash reflecting at her life store blankly at the sky with a listless gaze, wondering how she could have been so obnoxiously boring.
#46 to #38 - redwrench
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And then the RedWrench sat at his computer, typing his own biography, contemplating why the hell he was doing this and the fact he should probably go to bed because it's two in the morning.
#176 to #46 - anon id: 4542ad5c
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And then there's an anon that wonders about his own existance.
#4 - kietzu
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"There he goes again. Smashing the dreams of his so called 'Apprentice' whilst maintaining nothing but an evil grin on his face. He slowly takes off his headset after killing the seemingly constant feed of VGMs streaming from various taps of his browser.
Leaning back, closing his eyes and running his right hand through his hair, he goes: Why are you reading this?"
#36 - walmartysghost **User deleted account**
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"Masterbating incarnate, every night he spent wanking away. His hand's path in life was not the one it had expected, but still it performed with gusto. Like a magnificent violinist trying to tune a flute, it worked away, methodically, furiously, continuously. It beat on and on, the eternal metronome: fap...fap....fap.."
#90 to #36 - anon id: cc06ad6a
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Wank WANK wank W A N K H E R --loligag gaga
#135 to #36 - rickmac
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That was damn beautiful.
User avatar #137 to #36 - melwach
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I think I want a fapping metronome now.
So I can explore the perfect rythm and beatoffs-per-minute.
#168 to #137 - walmartysghost **User deleted account**
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Do it with your bros and have symphony of semen and shame
#174 to #36 - anon id: 852848eb
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sounds like intense third person sexting.. you know how that **** gets
#72 to #36 - jarofdirt
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#40 to #36 - huffe
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like a violinist trying to tune a flute?! holy **** i can not stop laughing
like a violinist trying to tune a flute?! holy **** i can not stop laughing
#24 - DjRicky
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**DjRicky rolled a random image posted in comment #186 at bieber ** This guy!
User avatar #27 to #24 - doodogger
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Don't give him a jawline, faggot.
#29 to #27 - DjRicky
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**DjRicky rolled a random image posted in comment #168 at Weird Thing ** the **** you gonna do about it faggot
User avatar #33 to #29 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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I used to think it was called duck tape up until a couple of years ago, i felt like an idiot when i found out i been saying it wrong
#34 to #33 - DjRicky
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**DjRicky rolled a random image posted in comment #3923803 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** you sir are sad
#58 to #34 - andthentheyfucked **User deleted account**
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User avatar #163 to #58 - DjRicky
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LOOL!
#164 to #163 - DjRicky
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**DjRicky rolled a random image posted in comment #2675338 at Friendly **
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#136 to #24 - sweateagle
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That's a nice roll.
#8 - defacedcreeper
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Every social group, even his has this one friend. The stereotypical fat ****, who's dumb as a pail as rocks and dimmer than the light at the end of a vagina.
User avatar #52 to #8 - hazardpay
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that describes my friend perfectly, but you forget "and couldnt pick out what a vagina looks like from a pile of rocks"
User avatar #73 to #8 - thedippestofshits
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I vaguely get what you're trying to say, but that sentence makes no sense.
#150 to #8 - awesomanium
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If you're reading this and suddenly think, "None of my friends are like this...", I've got bad news for you...
#170 to #150 - anon id: 0606df7c
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You mean...... Its is me?
#20 to #8 - darthsanti
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#76 - masterofbation
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User avatar #89 - arkytior
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"Shifting her legs and putting all the hair to one side, she decides to comment on a post. It's been a long time since she dared to write something about herself. Mostly she just scrolls through the section, hoping to find a good reaction picture to save it into yet another folder where it will catch cyber dust. Sometimes she wonders why she is saving them because she doesn't dare to comment, to express her opinion. What if she's wrong? She shakes her head, trying to drive out the dark thoughts. As she clicks the button, she moves her left hand to support her head. Going to the next content her mind comes up with some depressing thoughts. You are just another anon. Why would you bother to say anything, nobody's going to read it anyway. Stop talking about yourself and go study. You wanted to have a degree before 30 so get working. And get a boyfriend, for God's sake! She shakes her head again and closes all tabs except for Youtube. She types in a name, clicks the second video and immerses into the hour long album, turning the world and her thoughts off."
User avatar #151 to #89 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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reading through Arkytior's comment, a feeling crept through the boys body, a feeling he had thought he'd long since killed. Each word hitting to close home for comfort, the feeling of inadequacy and loneliness rock his body. cramming his eyes shut again he kills these emotions knowing full well they serve him no good.
he finds that he want's to help, write words of encouragement, vainly hopping to make another happy. but as he thinks what to write his mind goes blank, he desperately wants to help this stranger. but he can't find any words to use, he knows full well that their is nothing he can realistically do but he refuses to sit and do nothing while another suffers and their might be a chance to help her.

But still nothing that could help comes to mind, just stupid jokes videos and songs. resting his head on his bent knee he blows out a breath of air, he settles on just typing out a stupid and needlessly long comment rambling on about nothing, hopping that just a simple conversation would help.
#140 to #89 - soltir
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User avatar #11 - Nihatclodra
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"He's a Lazy **** with more luck than the Devil on Monday."

Don't ask me what it means, the Trapped Soul of an Author in my head came up with it.
#92 to #11 - anon id: cc06ad6a
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We WUN DURR if he received the messaage from the Suns?? Dumm de fumm dummm -- DUMMMM- coincidence jump, NOT$$$$$$$
User avatar #16 to #11 - InglushMayjur
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Can I steal that phrase from you?
User avatar #26 to #16 - Nihatclodra
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Sure, go ahead.
#1 - tweetieh
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aaaand that was the first time i laughed on FJ tonight....
User avatar #5 to #1 - warbob
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#57 - arthurmitchell
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#59 to #57 - arthurmitchell
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That or
That or
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#64 to #63 - arthurmitchell
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