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How far will people go for I snack? . l. ian brand Mmf, !
decided to place a machine in the streets to End out
Called the . the machine requires people to do hilarious
as bowing down to the machine, dancing a robot dance,
hopping an one but in a long while, and hitting the button up to 5000
c" receive snacks for
FREE
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Submitted: 06/30/2013
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#19 - foelkera (07/01/2013) [-]
KNEEEEEEEEEL
#42 to #19 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
was listening to Deceiver of the Gods minute 2 jejeje the chances
#103 to #42 - byodensbeard (07/01/2013) [-]
Thumbed because Amon Amarth are ******* awesome.
Wallpaper if anyone wants it.
User avatar #7 - noket (06/30/2013) [-]
>walking on the street
>machine that gives free snacks to people
>people need to do stupid stuff
>wait in line for my turn
>guy is asked to bow down
>gets snack
>woman is asked to press the button 100 times
>gets snack
>girl is asked to do robot dance
>gets snack
>kid is asked to jump on 1 foot
>gets snack
>finally my turn
>machine ask me to press the button 5000 times
>FML
User avatar #91 to #7 - dracory (07/01/2013) [-]
i got that option once . . .did it in 2 minutes
#104 to #91 - adamks (07/01/2013) [-]
So about 42 clicks per second? That's impressive.
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#105 to #7 - hobomofo (07/01/2013) [-]
> guy before me presses button 5000 times
> gets a snack
> my turn
> little hole open on the snack machine
> machine says come closer
> its a gloryhole
> fml
> best tasting chips
User avatar #3 - kirokiri (06/30/2013) [-]
It's not about the snack, it's about the situation. I mean I'd ******* do it just for fun's sake
User avatar #133 to #3 - spankyy (07/01/2013) [-]
right? I would totally bow down and declare my loyalty to our might lunar master for the **** of it.

This **** would be fun.

Aside from pressing the button. If it was over 100 times I wouldn't bother.
#119 to #3 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
How did such a stupid sentence just get 484 likes.... **** sakes people
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#114 to #11 - xcmxcmx (07/01/2013) [-]
Its not about the boots. Its about the bootee
User avatar #121 to #114 - menqudoneix (07/01/2013) [-]
is that what he said? I always thought it was "it's about the boutique"
User avatar #32 - spaceking (07/01/2013) [-]
>Kneel
>Bow down
>Press button 100x
>hop on one foot
>kill... kill a man
User avatar #78 to #32 - sebthebrony (07/01/2013) [-]
Feed me the souls of the infidels
and get a free snack!
User avatar #12 - thedarkassassin (07/01/2013) [-]
Fill one with Klondike bars.
#14 to #12 - martyss (07/01/2013) [-]
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#5 - fahquoo (06/30/2013) [-]
We need this in the US. If you want the snack, your fat ass needs to do a bit of exercising.
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User avatar #80 to #70 - adrilazzaro (07/01/2013) [-]
found the fat kid
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User avatar #62 to #5 - ienjoyrofling (07/01/2013) [-]
Depends on the snack actually, say it was a free mini candy bar. You have to walk a football field (down and back I believe) to burn off the calories of a Single M&M. If it was anything less than candy few people would do it. If it's too much exercise too many fat people would be too humiliated to do it.
User avatar #89 to #62 - lolme (07/01/2013) [-]
Depends on how much you natuarally burn. When they say that you need to walk a football field etc. To burn off this and that, they are exluding the energy your body needs to even be on, they are just counting the amounts of energy you would need to actually walk the field. Don't forget that the heart, brain and all your intestines are always working and they do need a lot of energy to even stay on. I myself burn a lot by doing nothing, I can eat pretty much whatever I want even though all I do is sitting still infront of my computer doing nothing. I have some stomach fat but I can see my untrained abs when I haven't eaten.
User avatar #27 to #5 - zaggystirdust (07/01/2013) [-]
but them someone's going to ruin it by "accidentally" hurting themselves then suing the company
#29 - zaggystirdust (07/01/2013) [-]
"HOP ON ONE LEG"
#10 - schaufy (06/30/2013) [-]
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#79 - malinwa (07/01/2013) [-]
1. Set these vending machines everywhere in the world.
2. Install cameras in the vending machines for a tv show.
3. Keep refilling the vending machines with food bought from the profit of the tv show.
4. You have now solved world hunger and produced a succesful tv show.

Congratulations!
User avatar #98 to #79 - senseofpurpose (07/01/2013) [-]
> get sued for not asking permission to film that reality show
> make everyone in the world rich
???
Congratulations!
User avatar #122 to #98 - hattaz ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
Blur out all their faces
User avatar #81 to #79 - thebritishguy (07/01/2013) [-]
I think that TV show would get old pretty fast though
User avatar #93 to #81 - arkytior (07/01/2013) [-]
not if you come up with new ideas for what people should do for free snacks
User avatar #94 to #93 - thebritishguy (07/01/2013) [-]
.....are you talking about porn?
#96 to #94 - arkytior (07/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #95 to #94 - idunnolol (07/01/2013) [-]
Oh god is that really you wearing a... fedora?
#101 to #95 - thebritishguy (07/01/2013) [-]
I did it as a joke, the people on the religion board always say that atheists wear fedoras
User avatar #102 to #101 - idunnolol (07/01/2013) [-]
ah, well I guess its ok then.
User avatar #99 to #95 - senseofpurpose (07/01/2013) [-]
STFU Onizuka, i do what i want
#88 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
>Finally, my turn
>Machine asks me to get on my knees
>Tells me suck it's dick
>The crowd is urging me to refuse
>No
>Suck that thing dry
>Everyone starts puking
>Kids start screaming
#87 - toxicwarning (07/01/2013) [-]
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#84 - kidsquicker (07/01/2013) [-]
"Now put your mouth up to the machine and suck my fat, vending cock. What's the matter, don't wanna free snack?"
#85 to #84 - harri (07/01/2013) [-]
Would you...Really do that? For me?!
#56 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
We worship our machines....then laugh at people who worship deities. Lol!
#86 to #56 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
delieties
User avatar #66 to #56 - thechosentroll (07/01/2013) [-]
Because deities don't give you snacks.
User avatar #43 - kojinus (07/01/2013) [-]
thats not a bad idea......it gets the lazy obese people to move and workout for something...
User avatar #65 to #43 - summerx (07/01/2013) [-]
Notice how all the people in this pic look pretty healthy
#111 - scienceftw (07/01/2013) [-]
Bow to the almighty one.
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#64 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/01/2013) [-]
I wonder if Gabe would learn the number 3 for a snack.
#130 to #64 - richhobo (07/01/2013) [-]
But....But....
#67 - thechosentroll (07/01/2013) [-]
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What if most people did it for the hell of it or just to make a show? You can see quite the crowd.
#92 - headkicker (07/01/2013) [-]
Well this machine is just...   
Deliteful.
Well this machine is just...
Deliteful.
User avatar #108 to #92 - gunnay (07/01/2013) [-]
dat gif - when you look at it its kinda slow but when you look away it goes all crazy
User avatar #116 to #108 - ScottP (07/01/2013) [-]
What if it's aware?
#117 to #116 - gunnay (07/01/2013) [-]
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#41 - icameisawilostit (07/01/2013) [-]
Do the homeless get priority?
User avatar #57 to #41 - mycatislookingatme (07/01/2013) [-]
Homeless people in Australia are what's commonly known as dead.
User avatar #73 to #41 - europe (07/01/2013) [-]
Only if they can dance.
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