Writing a descriptive description is difficult.
Well, my brain just tells me I have to **** when I'm at my girlfriend. Especially when her whole family are there for dinner. I want to take my time when I ****, and not force it - but it's a big dilemma when I'm sitting with her family. Therefore I **** in stages which basically makes it more awkward.
Yes, it's memegenerator and yet it's still my own idea. Fresh out of my scumbag brain.