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'Murrica. With all the fat people I wonder why we're being described as the jock.. h i stories: llolol, : no wonder foreigners ooh' t We americans i mean our ma

With all the fat people I wonder why we're being described as the jock.

h i stories:
llolol, :
no wonder foreigners ooh' t We americans i mean our mascot looks
We the one form of a who mites gym class too seriously
that is the best damn description I have ever heard
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#93 - mcderper (07/01/2013) [-]
American Cloud
#138 to #83 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #182 to #138 - alanflindt (07/01/2013) [-]
murica
User avatar #97 - srskate (07/01/2013) [-]
I still hate those people in gym class who try their hardest not to participate.

#136 to #97 - beefking (07/01/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #2667088 at Friendly ** How does one fail gym class?
User avatar #142 to #136 - skinless (07/01/2013) [-]
fat and lazy assholes
User avatar #148 to #97 - ivoryhammer (07/01/2013) [-]
It's usually not even the fat kids either, the fat kids at least try, usually it's the "popular" girls playing with their ******* phones.
#91 - studbeefpile (07/01/2013) [-]
"Takes gym too seriously"

What does that even mean?
User avatar #108 to #91 - SirSheepy (07/01/2013) [-]
>Gym Class
Physical Education
#105 to #91 - iamphoenix (07/01/2013) [-]
They act like the casual games of kickball are a professional sporting event, and will flip out if a person is having fun with the rec part of gym rather than turning it into a battle.
#154 to #105 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
But... but i like to win
#18 - nightstar (06/30/2013) [-]
Oh, what could have been...
User avatar #111 to #18 - gayboard (07/01/2013) [-]
I wish America had a turkey...
#123 to #18 - wodahs (07/01/2013) [-]
Incorrect quote. Benjey said that if we had the eagle, we may as well have the turkey, not an actual suggestion that the turkey be our mascot animal or whatever.
#33 - whyunofeellucky (07/01/2013) [-]
Yeah? well we got a Maple leaf.
And we play hockey and... stuff.
User avatar #42 to #33 - dxpugs (07/01/2013) [-]
do not forget our mayple syrup!
User avatar #77 to #33 - darkangeloffire ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
WE SAY "EH"!

WE SAY "EH"
User avatar #129 to #33 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
Hockey is 1000 times more aggressive than football. We wear ******* armor and ****

You guys loses teeth on a regular basis
#144 to #33 - vannman (07/01/2013) [-]
also our money looks like something out of monopoly and on top of that, they smell like maple syrup.


#162 to #33 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
atleast its original.
#168 to #33 - beardman (07/01/2013) [-]
(No but I really do love Canada)
#54 to #33 - almostninja (07/01/2013) [-]
Maple leaf? Dude, seriously..
#76 to #54 - ragingcacti (07/01/2013) [-]
He doesnt deserve it.
#110 - swedishviking (07/01/2013) [-]
**swedishviking rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at patrick at e3 ** MFW
#158 - yiffcario ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #44 - timmywankenobi (07/01/2013) [-]
well most of us Canadians tolerate Americas shenanigans but lately some people here are a little upset because some American hunters have been killing beavers to mock Canadians.
#92 to #44 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
we shall just ignore the **** ton of skinning yall up in the high north did for fur trading and **** .
User avatar #131 to #92 - timmywankenobi (07/01/2013) [-]
250 years ago man get over it.
User avatar #96 to #44 - trueraiderfan (07/01/2013) [-]
this may anger you, but i live down in Georgia and one of my hobbies is trappign, i recently have been getting calls fdrom famers asking my to take out some of their beavers due to their large number, so large that they and destroying the land, anyways I am just wanting to let you know that MAYBE they are doing it for good.........but if not **** them
User avatar #130 to #96 - timmywankenobi (07/01/2013) [-]
maybe but I don't think there was any reason other then they wanted to shoot stuff.
User avatar #184 to #130 - trueraiderfan (07/01/2013) [-]
Oh......Ya they're assholes
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User avatar #49 to #47 - timmywankenobi (07/01/2013) [-]
well the beavers are on American soil and it wasn't very many I don't think like 20 or something , just a case of assholes being assholes . it was in the news paper last month but I don't remember what day and I don't feel like looking it up right now.
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User avatar #57 to #52 - timmywankenobi (07/01/2013) [-]
I believe when the CBC news asked why they did it they said some gibberish about it being a warning message because Canada is a country of overly polite uptight syrup sucking dandies who are all going to hell because they allow gay marriage and universal health care and don't support America in their wars in the middle east like a little buddy should, and finished with " if you guy's love the Queen of England so much why don't you marry her !"
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User avatar #61 to #59 - timmywankenobi (07/01/2013) [-]
it a pretty great place except for the damn french supremacists.
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User avatar #115 to #63 - bknob (07/01/2013) [-]
Calgary is a pretty cool place as well, especially during the Stampede season in the summer. Although right now we just had a major flood, possibly one of the worst Canadian natural disasters and it took down our whole downtown area, so currently the stampede is a **** show. However, I'd suggest coming here in the future if you ever want to, theres lots of cool things here.
User avatar #66 to #63 - timmywankenobi (07/01/2013) [-]
yeah Toronto is awesome if you like the city and it's not far from the CN tower and the Niagara falls which would be picture perfect if not for the loud and "mostly" massively obese American tourists who constantly yell that the doors and seat in Canada should be able to accommodate 600lb whales.
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User avatar #68 to #67 - timmywankenobi (07/01/2013) [-]
one tour guide told a massive tourist with a southern accent " I'm very sorry sir but the seats here are designed for humans "
User avatar #53 to #52 - timmywankenobi (07/01/2013) [-]
I guess but that just typical dunk American hunters.
#60 to #53 - teenytinyspider (07/01/2013) [-]
You get assholes in every country, except Canada maybe.
User avatar #62 to #60 - timmywankenobi (07/01/2013) [-]
we have assholes here they are just a little nicer .
User avatar #101 to #52 - commontroll (07/01/2013) [-]
Beavers gut dogs and kill people. Hardly harmless.
User avatar #9 - jaevel (06/30/2013) [-]
I personally like Scotlands national animal better.


Siriusly! Google it!
User avatar #98 - Schwarzenegger (07/01/2013) [-]
It's called gym class, not "sit around and do nothing" class.
User avatar #141 to #98 - odium (07/01/2013) [-]
Neither are the others ones, but that's what I do in those, too.
#43 - aaronvan ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
I really dont understand why people hate the guy who takes gym class "too" seriously, just because they want to be in good physical condition and not waste a whole class doesnt anything
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#114 to #48 - aaronvan ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
But the thing is thats what some people do find fun.
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#11 - lordlolland (06/30/2013) [-]
Denmark's national animal is the ************* mute swan.
Its ******* majestic and looks like something right out of a god damn fairytale about the best ******* bird ever.
If you get too close this badboy will hiss at you like there is no tomorrow.
Then it will break your ******* leg with its majestic wings.
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#14 to #11 - chudboy (06/30/2013) [-]
Errrr, we have a non-existent creature. A ******* Dragon. Check and Mate. Wales.
#163 to #14 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (07/01/2013) [-]
how about a retarded lion that is stabbing itself in the head?
#151 - mushizombie (07/01/2013) [-]
My bird form would be a potoo.
#104 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
'mascot'
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