Please Disregard This Title. . Home Alone As a kid: y. THERE' S SD HUGH FUN STUFF I CAN DD!!! I CAN EAT HIE CREAM BUT [IF THE CONTAINER AND HUM WILL NEVER KNEW!
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Please Disregard This Title

Home Alone
As a kid:
y. THERE' S SD HUGH FUN
STUFF I CAN DD!!! I CAN EAT HIE
CREAM BUT [IF THE CONTAINER
AND HUM WILL NEVER KNEW!!!
Now:
I guess I' ll watch porn
with the volume up.
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Submitted: 06/30/2013
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#18 - lolfire (06/30/2013) [-]
#30 - bladebites (07/01/2013) [-]
Whenever I'm alone at home I get all four of my cats into the family room and climb around the furniture with them. It's like playing "the floor is lava" but with cats.
Whenever I'm alone at home I get all four of my cats into the family room and climb around the furniture with them. It's like playing "the floor is lava" but with cats.
#32 to #30 - alreadyexiststho (07/01/2013) [-]
We're soul mates.
We're soul mates.
#2 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
I have been addicted to watching "Sissy trainer" videos on the internet.
I was browsing my favorite porn site one day and just I stumbled upon these videos by accident, but the more I watch, the more I get pulled in deeper and deeper.

Here is a simple idea of what these videos are: They are for men wanting to become women. For example, the video will have a clip of a woman sucking a dick and some text will float into the frame, something along the lines of "you enjoy sucking dick".

I honestly was shrugging off the text and was just watching the videos for the porn clips in them (I hate having to drift from porn video to porn video, these "trainer" videos have the best clips on the internet playing on rapid mode)

but I have noticed some changes since I have started watching these videos. Watching these videos daily has been feminizing almost every aspect of my young, male adult life. It seems like I actually think like a woman now.

I wish there was a way to kick this porn addiciton.
#22 to #2 - skvat (07/01/2013) [-]
smoke weed instead

or get a girlfriend
User avatar #19 to #2 - impaledsandwich (07/01/2013) [-]
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Let's destroy you in a different direction, then.
#31 to #2 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
do a 180 mother ****** watch hentai rape **** with subtitles in a different language to train you to ignore text then get filled with the feeling of shame that sticks with you for the next couple of minutes until you find another scene
User avatar #5 - phantomprincess (06/30/2013) [-]
i'm 22 and i'm spending today sitting around with no pants on, playing video games, watching 90's nickelodeon movies, eating junk food, and expecting to have a good schlick at some point. its great.
#8 to #5 - lolzordz (06/30/2013) [-]
pics or gtfo?
#13 to #8 - iamchicken (06/30/2013) [-]
Or ever really.
Or ever really.
User avatar #17 to #16 - iamchicken (06/30/2013) [-]
YW
#9 to #8 - lolzordz (06/30/2013) [-]
pics or gtfo.
User avatar #34 to #5 - letmetellyouastory (07/01/2013) [-]
Livin' the dream.
User avatar #25 to #5 - albinomantis (07/01/2013) [-]
I hate how this only has thumbs cus your a chick... thats not gonna stop me from thumbing you though...
User avatar #14 to #5 - steveearl (06/30/2013) [-]
sounds about right tits?
User avatar #45 to #5 - doodogger (07/01/2013) [-]
You got that sandwhich made yet?
#57 to #45 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
why do you have dislikes? this was gold
User avatar #63 to #57 - doodogger (07/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's not like I said "suck my dick bitch", or "titz or gtfo".

Those kinds of things are scumbag.^
#84 to #82 - doodogger (07/02/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir ma'am.
Thank you good sir ma'am.
#83 to #82 - redwrench ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
That's actually a really nice sandwich.
Too bad you spit in it or something.
User avatar #12 to #5 - falloutfanatic (06/30/2013) [-]
sounds awesome
#50 to #5 - coolfuzzy ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
For crying out loud why don't you just put "friendzone, skyrim, valve can't count to three, 1 like= 1 prayer" at the end of your comment.
#38 to #5 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
make sure my fries are hot and ready
User avatar #11 to #5 - midgetmayhem (06/30/2013) [-]
I like your plan, but replace nickolodeon movies with netflix and that describes what i do.
User avatar #6 to #5 - ktbmnf (06/30/2013) [-]
that sound like a great plan. i dont have those luxuries. wish i did though, living in a full house can be annoying, and even claustrophobic sometime.
User avatar #47 to #28 - JamesCraft (07/01/2013) [-]
To much risk of unknowingly getting jizz in my ice cream.
User avatar #52 to #47 - windmagevaati (07/01/2013) [-]
Is that a bad thing?
#54 to #52 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
yes its gross
User avatar #56 to #54 - windmagevaati (07/01/2013) [-]
Not really, cum tastes good...
#58 to #56 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
if your female or gay
User avatar #59 to #58 - windmagevaati (07/01/2013) [-]
I'm not really gay... I just like eating my own...
#60 to #59 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
ha gay but thats ok i still respect you
#62 to #60 - windmagevaati (07/01/2013) [-]
Okay I'm a little gay...
Okay I'm a little gay...
#65 to #62 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
your kinda weird thats pretty cool we could be freinds
#66 to #65 - windmagevaati (07/01/2013) [-]
But you're anon
But you're anon
#67 to #66 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
youre right i have no idea how to make an acount
User avatar #68 to #67 - windmagevaati (07/01/2013) [-]
Really? Or are you just ************ me?
#70 to #68 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
im just lazy ill probly make one tonight my cousin has been bothering me about it saying imm a faggot for just being an anon and not haveinng an acount
#71 to #70 - windmagevaati (07/01/2013) [-]
Haha u faget
Haha u faget
#72 to #71 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
wat da fuk
User avatar #73 to #72 - windmagevaati (07/01/2013) [-]
What can I say? Zelda's a bitch
#74 to #73 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
ok im gonna go make an acount since i remember
User avatar #76 to #74 - windmagevaati (07/01/2013) [-]
Alrighty then
#77 to #76 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
i am ******** now it keeps saying captcha fail though and wont let me comment as sir *****
User avatar #78 to #77 - windmagevaati (07/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, sometimes the captchas are retarded... and when you first make an account, you have to do a lot of them...
User avatar #81 to #58 - alreadyexiststho (07/01/2013) [-]
Being female doesn't make it magically taste good.

I'm a female,and it tastes disgusting.
+5
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#43 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
once I took my laptop and plugged it into the tv, that was an awesome 10 minutes of watching porn
User avatar #75 to #43 - kieranbaker ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
what'd you do with the other 9:45
#41 - Reydel (07/01/2013) [-]
Since last Monday I've been home alone. I'm 21 and all I did was play video games and walk around naked (also didn't wash dishes). Also did the porn with the volume up, it was pretty cool not having to wear headphones.
Since last Monday I've been home alone. I'm 21 and all I did was play video games and walk around naked (also didn't wash dishes). Also did the porn with the volume up, it was pretty cool not having to wear headphones.
#48 to #41 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
You're 21 and you still live with your parents?
#53 to #48 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
im 15 and i'm not pregnant well men can get pregnant but thats beside the point
#39 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2013) [-]
The best thing about living with a pack of faggoty fur fags is I'll listen to my porn as loud as I want any time I want  an no one gives a 			****
The best thing about living with a pack of faggoty fur fags is I'll listen to my porn as loud as I want any time I want an no one gives a ****
User avatar #7 - lordvimless (06/30/2013) [-]
i found snowden im tellin
User avatar #37 to #7 - mynameiskeanu (07/01/2013) [-]
lol comment 18
User avatar #61 to #37 - lordvimless (07/01/2013) [-]
ah yeah
User avatar #46 - someblackguy (07/01/2013) [-]
pretty much sums it up
User avatar #29 - mondominiman ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
I can't watch porn with the volume up seeing as it might bother the people above me. I don't know if he can hear it I've maybe seen him 2 times in the entire time I've lived here
User avatar #27 - KingBoo (07/01/2013) [-]
My folks are going away next weekend.. I'm going to have a girl they don't me seeing to sleep over for the 3 nights they're gone! WHAHAHAAA!
#69 to #27 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
put your d in that v bro
User avatar #4 - evilanakie ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
why not both
#15 - wafflecopper (06/30/2013) [-]
I will have a good time to use this one day
#10 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
its true
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#24 to #21 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
3edgy5me
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