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User avatar #3 - minsheme (06/30/2013) [-]
I found this really meh until I eventually questioned the fact that a cop is carrying a huge pig.
User avatar #42 to #3 - McFuckUp (06/30/2013) [-]
It was this comment that made me realize the content was funny
User avatar #2 - Ryukenblaze ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
no, youre white
#13 - spazzin (06/30/2013) [-]
Cops are only pigs until you get robbed/shot and need help.
#24 to #13 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
or put em down like swine
#31 to #13 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Right you are! Detecting a lot of ******** anon stories in the replies- Stay Awesome
#18 to #13 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Ah, I forgot another gem of an example of the cops in my area. My aunt dated one for a few weeks, but broke up with him because she didn't like how angry he was and she was afraid of him. A couple weeks after that he proved her fears right when he waited in the back of her car and held a gun to the back of her head when she got in. A neighbor noticed and called the cops before he could do anything. They refused to file the charges again him and gave my aunt a ticket for unsafe driving as a cover. Unsafe driving in a parked car. I'm fairly certain the cops don't give a **** about helping anyone but themselves here. If I need help, I'll call my friends to deal with it. If I'm robbed, things can be replaced; if I'm injured, a friend can take me to the hospital. If I called a cop to help if someone shoots me, I think they'd probably just shoot me more.
User avatar #20 to #18 - ompalomper (06/30/2013) [-]
if true then try to get it on tape and report it to another department
#17 to #13 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Moral of the story, all the cops I've ever encountered in my town are complete assholes who abuse their power and have anger issues who don't want to do their jobs. I'm sure somewhere they aren't all complete **** , but I'm no where near that magical land of decent cops.
#16 to #13 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
A friend of mine's boyfriend beat her to hell and when she told the cop that showed up to arrest him because she had several very visible injuries (including at a few broken bones) the cops response was that he didn't see any and refused to arrest him. Later at the hospital they called the cops again since she had documentation of her injuries and the new cop asked why she didn't call the cops earlier if it was really so bad. So second cop didn't believe her because the first cop didn't even file a report about the incident. I don't know about your area but I consider all the local cops here to be pigs and no one relies on them for anything. Hell, just earlier this year they beat a drunk man to death while he was on the ground begging them to stop. "Resisting arrest for public intoxication." He wasn't even doing anything. He was by his own house. He had children that could probably see what they were doing to their father. People took video of the incident and they confiscated it. Pigs
User avatar #21 to #16 - spazzin (06/30/2013) [-]
So instead of doing something about it, you're complaining on the internet.. makes sense.
#32 to #21 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
what the **** is he gonna do about it?
#33 to #32 - spazzin (06/30/2013) [-]
Call the cops
Call the cops
#45 to #21 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
go away
#46 to #45 - spazzin (06/30/2013) [-]
log in
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#25 - darthblam (06/30/2013) [-]
It irritates me when ignorant children complain about all cops being bad people and assholes and all that ******** ..

Guess what? They HAVE to be assholes because they have to deal with ignorant ***** that are constantly trying to make their job a living hell. Sometimes in life-threatening situations. You want a cop to not be an asshole to you? Don't break the ******* law.
These people voluntarily take the job to protect your whiny ass from those that would try to harm or abuse you. So quit yo' bitchin'.
User avatar #55 to #25 - brutallyhonest ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
Move to New York; they're all crooked. They get commission for doing **** , so they go out of their way to give tickets to people who don't do anything bad.
User avatar #58 to #25 - zorororonoa (07/01/2013) [-]
I totally agree. While there are some corrupt cops, most of them are just doing their job. I wasn't a big party guy in college you can explore your imagination for why that is but this one guy in my hall got expelled because he was caught drunk, on campus, underage after a party. Everyone else in our hall was bitching about how the cops are assholes for kicking him out and I was just thinking, "well if people like you followed the ******* law, the cops wouldn't have to do anything." I don't hate people who drink underage, but it pisses me off when they blame the cops when they show up drunk off their ass.
User avatar #26 to #25 - mechaemperor (06/30/2013) [-]
It's the same as generalizing blacks, whites, hispanics, asians, old people, girls, children, teens... it's for the sake of the joke, relax.
User avatar #28 to #26 - darthblam (06/30/2013) [-]
But that's the sad and annoying part, there are SO many people out there that don't do it all as a joke.
There are people out there that make it their mission to be a pain in the ass, I've seen these kind of people on FJ before. It's just... so god damn frustrating.
User avatar #71 to #28 - mechaemperor (07/01/2013) [-]
They'll get over it. In most civilized societies, hateful, ignorant people don't get very far unless they realize how idiotic their mindset is.
User avatar #72 to #71 - darthblam (07/01/2013) [-]
Unfortunately that'll never happen... even in all of today's modern 1st world countries.. there are always those that are problem causing idiots.
It's practically the very reason there's law enforcement in the first place.
#49 to #25 - martbeast (06/30/2013) [-]
finally. someone with a 			*******		 mind. thank you.
finally. someone with a ******* mind. thank you.
User avatar #43 to #25 - noisia (06/30/2013) [-]
When I was 18, I had just started learning how to drive. I went through Camden in London to the supermarket. On the way home I was pulled over by police. The officer opened my door, pulled me out of the car, threw me on the hood and cuffed me. They told me they had reason to believe that this car was stolen. When I was trying to reason with them, they just talked to me like I was a piece of **** , saying " **** you" and calling me a cunt etc.
I told them that my registration document was in my glove compartment. They found it and found that it was legit. So they uncuffed me and said that they now have reason to believe that I am driving uninsured, and they'd give me 6 points on my license and take the car away from me unless I showed them my insurance documents. Those, too, were in the glove compartment. I don't know why they couldn't have looked for them the first time they rummaged around in there...
After finding out that I was a completely legal driver, they just said "on your way then" with no apology whatsoever.

It's a shame that I didn't have the same knowledge and wasn't as extroverted as I am now, or I may have handled it differently. At the time, though, I was terrified.

I didn't break the law in any way, yet those guys were complete "assholes" (to use your terminology). All they had to do was ask me for my documents beforehand, but no - they thought the best way to approach this situation was to assume I was guilty unless proven innocent.

It's police like these guys that give all police bad names. The ones with insecurity issues who abuse the power they've been given to make themselves feel like big shots.
#36 to #25 - nsfwviewerfav (06/30/2013) [-]
My dad is an officer and i feel the same way. He pulled over two people and they murdered someone out in the field and my dad had no idea. The car was not reported stolen but there was alittle blood on his arm. He just said it was paint. Nobody new they murdered some one so my dad let them go because he couldn't hold them on anything..... well the police department found out those were the guys that killed him 6 days later. Now the newspaper is blowing everything out of proportion saying my dad let 2 killers go. everyone is being ignorant and dissing him saying he got payed of and what not.....but he didn't know he did everything right. sorry for the long read and terrible spelling/describing. thought i'd share
User avatar #40 to #36 - fizzor (06/30/2013) [-]
Just shows how people often make wild, baseless assumptions. "Hurr he must have been paid off, durr I know that because that's what happens in tv shows and I clearly know all the facts"

And then if it is proven that your father indeed could not have done anything to take these killers into custody because it appeared they had done nothing, the same people go all "I knew it from the beginning that cop didn't do anything wrong".

Anyways, I'm rooting for your father. Hopefully his name gets cleared and the criminals are brought to justice.
#73 to #40 - nsfwviewerfav (08/15/2013) [-]
Hay i'm back. Just wanted to let you know everything worked out great! he actually put the city council in there place. this is how it went down

sorry alittle late

(Counsel meeting going on father has to attend it because of what he did and be questioned about it.)

>city coucil awarding grad student for most scholorships in state

>Cute girl 8.5/10 pervy city people love her
#74 to #73 - nsfwviewerfav (08/15/2013) [-]

>she finishes her speech everyone is happy and claps

>They turn at my dad agry and ask why he let those murders go angrily

>stands up

>says anon is a very smart girl. and she is going far in life(they agree)

>Anon had a burn on her right arm the same size as the cut the murder did

>yesterday a woman was burned alive in her car

>he proceeds to say they need to detain her for maybe committing that murder

>they shut up and drop the case.
#23 - hairydickfarts (06/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 - majortomcomics (06/30/2013) [-]
I ******* hate kids. Disrespecting the police because they get "rolled". You really think an officer wakes up and says "I'm gonna catch some kid smoking weed today!", because they don't. They're there to protect you little ***** and you blame them because you're too stupid not to smoke inside? You know the arrest report the cop has to write down after you're arrested? He/She doesn't enjoy writing it. They are good people who care about your safety and the safety of others. I'd like to see these kids try to live 24 hours in a city without the cops. You ignorant pricks that call the cops pigs are seriously the dumbest ************* I know. By the way, disrespecting the police doesn't make you hard, it makes you an ass.
User avatar #57 to #48 - brutallyhonest ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
There are two sides to every damn story. Move to New York bro, i live here, and all it is; is crooked cops who give tickets around like flyers so they get paid extra.
User avatar #70 to #57 - majortomcomics (07/01/2013) [-]
There are corrupt cops everywhere. By the way, that isn't them being crooked. Certain places have quotas they are required to fill. What would New York be like without them?
#61 to #48 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
Let me guess, you're a white conservative male who lives in the suburbs and has never been arrested in his life.
Cops aren't your friend, buddy. Just wait until you get arrested for trivial ******** crimes like downloading ******* music or watching porn. (Yeah, porn's gonna be illegal in a year or two, just watch)

But remember, cops are your friends, folks!
#65 to #61 - lordaurion (07/01/2013) [-]
>porns gonna be illegal
No it's not. It's way too large a business to go down at this point.
#67 to #65 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
I'd agree with you except for the fact that if the government is willing to threaten to take down the ENTIRE internet with bills like SOPA, I doubt porn would be that much trouble.

And before you say SOPA got shot down, let me remind you of CISPA which DID get passed, and is 100 times worse than SOPA.
#51 to #48 - lordaurion (06/30/2013) [-]
There are plenty of corrupt cops, especially in large cities. Calm your tits.
#22 - arnoldbusk (06/30/2013) [-]
That is the most beautiful boar I have seen
#7 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
How edgy. I'm tired of all you little immature ***** and your anti authority attitude. Seriously, grow the **** up.
User avatar #39 to #7 - icecreamonnips (06/30/2013) [-]
#44 to #39 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Maturity isn't a bad thing...
#14 to #7 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
The people who need to grow up are the ones making jokes on the internet. Not the ones getting pissed at jokes on the internet.
#29 to #14 - penguinsaresexy (06/30/2013) [-] take what you just said... And make it the exact opposite
User avatar #12 to #7 - theoriginalzombie (06/30/2013) [-]
Yep, cops are all pigs and thugs until you get robbed and they're the first people you call
User avatar #34 - tragicrhapsody ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
I'll say it

Carl, put down the police chief!
#38 - xishnikk (06/30/2013) [-]
**xishnikk rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Murder **
User avatar #30 - smellmyfaceforswag (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm waiting for someone to notice that the cop is black.
#8 - madshatter (06/30/2013) [-]
watching super troopers right now. the pig scene came up as i saw this.
User avatar #11 to #8 - rjgnal (06/30/2013) [-]
why are you browsing fj while watching an awesome movie?
User avatar #27 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/30/2013) [-]
Bacon Bacon.
Whatcha gonna chew,
Whatcha gonna chew,
When it fries for you.
User avatar #56 to #53 - amuro (07/01/2013) [-]
******* traitor
#41 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
That swine is a ****** ?
#1 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/30/2013) [-]
If I was a cop I would try and purposefully pull over cars that are registered to other cops.
#4 - Carlospiceyweiner (06/30/2013) [-]
Yo dawg, I heard you like bacon. So I put bacon on yo bacon so you can cook while you cook!
#63 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
It genuinely scares me that people are actually sticking up for cops in the comment section. Don't you people remember CISPA? SOPA? ACTA?

If those bills weren't rejected, we'd ALL be arrested simply for posting copyrighted gifs and reaction pictures. These cops you're defending are also the same cops who were so eager to throw you in jail for posting a ******* gif or downloading a ******* song.

Enjoy living in your police state.
User avatar #66 to #63 - ilovehitler (07/01/2013) [-]
You DO realize that cops also do things like stop muggers, murderers, and that sort of thing, yes?
Yes, there are corrupt cops, but the majority aren't.

And they have a ******* job to do, and that's to enforce the law. If you want to complain about bills that almost get passed, go do some **** about it. Become a politician and try to change the way things are run.

#68 to #66 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
You seem to misunderstand what I'm saying. I'm not saying we shouldn't have cops or a way to keep law and order, What I'm saying is, we shouldn't have a police force which has the legal ability to take your rights away simply because you download some **** , or you smoke a ******* joint, or you want to marry another guy, or have a ******* abortion, etc. We need police officers that actually care about the people they're protecting, and not a police force that only cares about upholding the law.
User avatar #69 to #68 - ilovehitler (07/01/2013) [-]
Sorry, it seems I did misunderstand your point.
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